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Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Franchescanado posted:

Why doesn't Warwick Davis use an Irish accent in any of the Leprechaun movies?
Because he's not Irish?

Connery didn't bother with a Russian accent on Hunt for Red October.

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Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Shrecknet posted:

Because he's not Irish?

Connery didn't bother with a Russian accent on Hunt for Red October.

It seems easier for a British actor to do a light Irish accent when they're playing a Leprechaun, than someone from Edinborough doing a Russian accent in a movie where no one (that I remember) does an accent.

Connery never does accents, though. I recently watched Highlander, where Connery, the only Scottish actor in a film about a Scottish person, plays a Spaniard from Egypt.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

Franchescanado posted:

Connery never does accents, though. I recently watched Highlander, where Connery, the only Scottish actor in a film about a Scottish person, plays a Spaniard from Egypt.

Leading to some memorable lines

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
why did you have to inform me of this re:thread title

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



I think he probably put the exact level of effort into the accent that the film deserves, none. Irish accents are politically tricky though, especially for the English. You don't want to come across as a piss-taker, especially before The Good Friday Agreement.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Made a face to melt

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



claiming it as my new av when u post melting photos

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Just saw "Bliss". Is it accurate to say its basically "Bipolar Disorder: The Movie"?

That didn’t occur to me while watching it, but yeah that definitely fits.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


FreudianSlippers posted:

Made a face to melt


Make some eyeballs out of bath beads *pop pop*

dorium
Nov 5, 2009

If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright




Untrustable posted:

Covid Casino movie night starts again Monday. I have to get a list together. My coworker keeps requesting the early 90s Night of The Living Dead remake and I can't find it anywhere. I have 24 hours of closed casino time to fill with SFW horror. I don't know how he likes slow burns but The VVitch is on Netflix now. I guess I'll have to dig into my Letterboxd list of horror and find programming. I'm really considering running it like a TV station with fake ads and everything. Really anything to stave off the tomb for opulence that is a closed casino.

if you really had the time you could build a PLEX playlist with the movies and commercials all built in there.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Untrustable posted:

I have 24 hours of closed casino time to fill with SFW horror. I don't know how he likes slow burns but The VVitch is on Netflix now.

Doesn't The Witch have full frontal nudity?

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Jedit posted:

Doesn't The Witch have full frontal nudity?

it sorta depends on if the problem is "nudity period" or "sexualized nudity"

iirc the titular witch (as in the old lady, not Thomasin) is in fact naked for a lot of her screen time, but she also looks more like some hosed up withered mutant than a normal human, and the ritual circle at the end is all naked ladies but you'd have to have a magnifying glass to pick out any detail

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

veni veni veni posted:

Make some eyeballs out of bath beads *pop pop*

That's the preceding shot

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Kvlt! posted:

claiming it as my new av when u post melting photos

Your previous Avatar's base photo is now available as a t-shirt (or cup or shower curtain etc.etc. etc.)

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/p/45074432.WFLAH

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Untrustable, just letting you know that your continuing chronicle of building a weird little horror theater in a casino has been giving me life this past week.

Also I just watched City of the Living Dead and it is both very gory and nudity free (except for a blown up sex doll?) and also on Prime.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer


24 Hours of Mind Rotting Entertainment, April 3rd, 6PM EST

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Lumbermouth posted:

Untrustable, just letting you know that your continuing chronicle of building a weird little horror theater in a casino has been giving me life this past week.

Also I just watched City of the Living Dead and it is both very gory and nudity free (except for a blown up sex doll?) and also on Prime.

I find out Tuesday if the casino closure will continue. I've made almost no progress in setting up a programming schedule for Monday and Tuesday. My only issue is that graphic, intense violence is fine, but if there's one boob, it's considered equivalent to watching porn at work to my bosses. I'm thinking Housebound for sure though. I really want to show my coworker Revenge, but I recall a nude, bloody chase scene for like the last 20 minutes of that movie. Also the first 20 minutes is just the camera zooming all over a barely clothed woman. I'm just gonna watch the Twilight Zone episode about a haunted slot machine (The Fever, for those curious) over and over.

Blown up sex doll was fine in Grave Encounters 2 as far as I know. No one has complained or called me about it yet anyway.

It's like a challenge to find good horror and avoid nudity or sex and find stuff that my coworker would enjoy and find stuff neither of us has seen. I'll work on my list tonight.

TheOmegaWalrus
Feb 3, 2007

by Hand Knit
You should bring in Cannibal Holocaust as a total power-move.

That's how executives are made.

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Cannibal Holocaust, nekromantik, then all the Guinea Pig movies. I'd be running the whole casino by Tuesday.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Franchescanado posted:

Why doesn't Warwick Davis use an Irish accent in any of the Leprechaun movies?

Because it's the god drat Leprechaun movies, no time for :effort:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
The best PG horror movie has to be Gremlins. I honestly can't think of another one other than Poltergeist.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Hollismason posted:

The best PG horror movie has to be Gremlins. I honestly can't think of another one other than Poltergeist.

Jaws?

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Those both got re-rated PG-13 on re release (since they forced the creation of the rating)

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Yeah, Jaws may be rated PG but it sure ain't a "PG movie". Poltergeist is at least free of nudity and gore. Just lots of corpses and scares.

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



A lot of old Hammer horror and 40s/50s horror is PG

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
PG films should be able to have blood, tits, and at least one "gently caress!" like the good old days.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Origami Dali posted:

PG films should be able to have blood, tits, and at least one "gently caress!" like the good old days.

PG means “parental guidance,” my son, and right now I’m guiding you to look at this bloody loving tit.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I'm not taking some kind of moral stance on what should and shouldn't be "PG". I'm just saying Jaws definitely isn't what most people would consider "a PG movie".

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Origami Dali posted:

PG films should be able to have blood, tits, and at least one "gently caress!" like the good old days.

The PG rated dvd of Swamp Thing with the boob scene is one of my prized possessions.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
THE BEASTMASTER is the ultimate PG movie ever made.

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



Everything is PG when you're a latchkey kid

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



who gives a gently caress what the rating of a movie is or how long a scene is

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



FreudianSlippers posted:

Your previous Avatar's base photo is now available as a t-shirt (or cup or shower curtain etc.etc. etc.)

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/p/45074432.WFLAH

I'm trying to buy this as a tank top do uk if i can do that

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



So I watched Alucarda last night, and I thought it was absolutely made for me. Are there more movies in that vein? Not necessarily nunsploitation, but where women sell their souls to Satan, set people on fire, lay around in coffins full of blood, all of that fun stuff

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



my friend you would enjoy dont deliver us from evil (1971)

i spent 15 min trying to remember the name of that movie so i hope you feel loved lmao <3

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



Kvlt! posted:

my friend you would enjoy dont deliver us from evil (1971)

i spent 15 min trying to remember the name of that movie so i hope you feel loved lmao <3

^^^^^^^

Thank you! :swoon:

vvvvvvv

Debbie Does Dagon fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Mar 29, 2020

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Debbie Does Dagon posted:

So I watched Alucarda last night, and I thought it was absolutely made for me. Are there more movies in that vein? Not necessarily nunsploitation, but where women sell their souls to Satan, set people on fire, lay around in coffins full of blood, all of that fun stuff

They aren't exactly the same thing, but Alucarda reminded me of The Living Dead Girl in some ways.

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



gey muckle mowser posted:

They aren't exactly the same thing, but Alucarda reminded me of The Living Dead Girl in some ways.

I mean it's only like a 3 minute music video but yeah its good!

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Kvlt! posted:

I'm trying to buy this as a tank top do uk if i can do that

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/p/45074432.Z81UR
should work

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

We still doing April marathon right?

Gonna spend a lazy quarantine Sunday re-watching horror movies. Today's tentative lineup being Idle Hands, Night of the Living Dead '90, Demons, Psycho, and Lords of Salem. Should be a fun day of doing nothing!

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