Memento posted:

central dogma posted:

Meme request...

Can someone please post that monkey or whatever animal that just yells "HERBS!"

Google is failing me and I need to see it.

`Nemesis posted:

Tenkaris posted:

LifeSunDeath posted:

There was a thread and write up about Joe Exotic, long ago, that I don't care to attempt finding, but apparently a goon worked for him. Watch the whole show it's pretty incredible.

Untrustable posted:

I've posted about it in a lot of threads, but Joe Exotic was and is a crazy person. I answered a Craigslist ad and drove over a hundred miles under the promise of "seeing the country". It ended up being more like:

- Clowns on a death march through the snow to buy liquor.
- A kangaroo beat a man to death (I can't prove he was dead but I never saw him after the dust-up).
- 6-10 people in one hotel room at every stop of the tour
- Massive amounts of undocumented immigrants and kids right out of high school working jobs they weren't qualified to even be close to doing
- got attacked by a lion (it was a month old, so I didn't get injured or anything)
- got into a physical confrontation over who got to sleep in the sleeper cab of the semi that hauled all the circus equipment
- Almost got my rear end beat by the Amish
- Left in Markham, Illinois in the winter because the tour ran out of money
- Cut up cow carcasses with a chainsaw to feed lions, which is messy and disgusting work

Untrustable posted:

I have a lot of stories, but I'll tell you the clown story.

We were in Davidson (?), Illinois staying at a cheap no tell motel where staff got stuffed 8-10 to a room while Joe stayed in the tour bus with his boys. We had just gotten back from almost 24 hours at the local mall doing magic shows on the hour and showing off tigers in collapsible cages in-between. It was snowing like a motherfucker and I was perched on the balcony/second story walkway in a lawn chair smoking a cigarette when I saw the clowns.

The clowns were just ex-cons in their 50s-60s who wore clown makeup and were the hype men during the days at wherever we were stopped. They'd draw people out of the hustle and bustle of the mall towards the sad tiger shanty town we'd built in the middle of the mall (it was almost always malls or parking lots).

One big rule Joe Exotic had was NO ALCOHOL. I figure this stemmed from his brother dying via drunk driver. These old clowns had a helluva time with bottleache though, so whenever we'd get settled they would go straight for a liquor store or gas station. Since Joe was cozy in his tour bus, they wouldn't get caught. They didn't get out of costume or even wipe off the facepaint. They just threw on jackets and started walking. A line of 5 or 6 clowns in the snow, wandering towards the nearest bottle of KD. About an hour later I'm back on the balcony smoking and see these guys coming back. They're trudging through the snow, facepaint sloughing off, wearing clown clothes. Each one was carrying a bottle in a brown paper bag. They were walking single file. It is one of the most surreal things I've ever seen. Like some kind of horror movie death march. If I was artistically inclined I'd have already painted that strange tableau on black velvet and hung it in my living room.

Edit: Also pretty sure I saw a kangaroo kill a man. Can't confirm it, but seems like he was dead.

Grammarchist posted:

The thought of clowns marching forlornly through the snow while a chorus drones out "The Song of the Volga Boatmen" is just magical.

Phy posted:

Holy poo poo, apparently I needed this too, thank you tenkaris

Tenkaris posted:

A Grand Egg posted:

I made that

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

OwlFancier posted:

Plane engine go brrrr also works.

Memento posted:

dialhforhero posted:

No.

dialhforhero posted:

No.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Memento posted:

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

It's forums user Untrustable:

Untrustable posted:

- Almost got my rear end beat by the Amish

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

A Grand Egg posted:

I made that

Sleeveless posted:

dialhforhero posted:

Requesting a throwback here:

Pills that make you...With maybe a contemporary take?

Tia

Slush Garbo posted:

You made that?

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I made that.

central dogma posted:

My favorite image macro <3

What font is that?

ATP_Power posted: