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Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


etalian posted:

I like the story how a porn company bought out some doxxing websites just so they could get access and destroy all the server drives.

My new startup idea is to acquire as much doxxing material as possible and then hope to get bought by a porn company. VCs just can't stop giving me money.

Edit:

Goon Boots has issued a correction as of 06:31 on Mar 29, 2020

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

bike tory posted:

afaik though it's just a simple hashing algorithm so change literally anything about the video/photo and it gets around the protection

no, I believe it’s based on PhotoDNA, which is used for CEI detection and is robust across a lot of transformations.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



bike tory posted:

Didn't Facebook, a few years back, start asking people to proactively send them their nudes for this exact purpose? So if someone else uploaded the same picture or video it would immediately flag/ban them or whatever

afaik though it's just a simple hashing algorithm so change literally anything about the video/photo and it gets around the protection

there are hashing algorithms go by "similarity" in content which can identify an image through many transformations. mirroring, resizing, etc.

they're used for copyright and child porn takedowns and in theory they could be extended to revenge porn, assuming there was a way for victims to work it

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/wellesbien/status/1244162113763004416?s=21

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Someone managed to make a handheld grocery self-scanning device in a supermarket play a Dutch hip-hop video:
https://twitter.com/yordidam/status/1243621668251197441

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

Krankenstyle posted:

assuming there was a way for victims to work it

Remember when Facebook asked for nudes?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 7 days!)

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/Bertovo/status/1244211031246688258

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Krankenstyle posted:

there are hashing algorithms go by "similarity" in content which can identify an image through many transformations. mirroring, resizing, etc.

they're used for copyright and child porn takedowns and in theory they could be extended to revenge porn, assuming there was a way for victims to work it

I described in my post how they intended victims to work it. They basically said if you worry someone might share pictures of you, upload them to us first so we can flag them automatically.

I'm glad to read that their system is a bit more robust than I thought, but people were still laughing at the idea of sending your nudes to Facebook

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



yeah that was an idiotic idea

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/30/astrophysicist-gets-magnets-stuck-up-nose-while-inventing-coronavirus-device

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

lol that face

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
That is exactly why those magnets comes with a million warning labels.

Also an astrophysicist thinking that he can derive a medical device from first principals is peak astrophysicist.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


ekuNNN posted:

Someone managed to make a handheld grocery self-scanning device in a supermarket play a Dutch hip-hop video:
https://twitter.com/yordidam/status/1243621668251197441
That'll teach them to disable escape characters of course it won't

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


withak posted:

That is exactly why those magnets comes with a million warning labels.

Also an astrophysicist thinking that he can derive a medical device from first principals is peak astrophysicist.

Honestly if I had a bunch of neodymium magnets sitting around I'd be constantly trying to come up with dumb poo poo to do with them and probably go to the hospital for it at least a few times.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87_4nHEPHyU

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO 5G

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

withak posted:

Also an astrophysicist thinking that he can derive a medical device from first principals is peak astrophysicist.

I don’t think “beep when you put your hand near your face” is really in the realm of medical devices. do you think he’d have a hard time getting through Phase II trials with it?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Subjunctive posted:

I don’t think “beep when you put your hand near your face” is really in the realm of medical devices. do you think he’d have a hard time getting through Phase II trials with it?

Um excuse you, the device buzzed if you DIDN'T have your hands near your face.

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

Subjunctive posted:

I don’t think “beep when you put your hand near your face” is really in the realm of medical devices. do you think he’d have a hard time getting through Phase II trials with it?

If it is a nasally mounted device then probably lol.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


someone should update that sign to "Watch redtube.com"

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


if i had to pick one word to describe the long-term outcome of sticking neodymium magnets in your nose and pinching the nasal septum, it would be "necrotizing"

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/PettyClegg/status/1244649528285855746

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

That ain’t your boss.

That’s a homicidal testing and enrichment AI.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Heralding their eventual role after the agrarian revolution.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

haha! that's the funniest poo poo i've ever seen!

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000


I've seen this happen so much that I'm starting to think that it's a shame pig thing that's done on purpose

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



Screaming Idiot posted:

haha! that's the funniest poo poo i've ever seen!

And then, he loving said "I'm potato Rick". Truly the peak of comedy.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Are we sure she's not supposed to be a Digglett?

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
well it's clear to me she expected them to form a Dugtrio together and was severy disappointed

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/papapishu/status/1244800429881516033?s=21

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Quick, we need detective Aya Brea to climb the parasite-infested building to save New York!

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

BattleMaster posted:

it's a shame pig thing

What is that?

If its "a thing" I havent heard of it.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

FRINGE posted:

What is that?

If its "a thing" I havent heard of it.

doing embarrassing things in public on purpose because they get off on it

edit: this is also my theory behind people recording themselves licking toilet seats

BattleMaster has issued a correction as of 01:00 on Apr 1, 2020

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

that’s a different but related mental illness called instapig

Crow Buddy
Oct 30, 2019

Guillotines?!? We don't need no stinking guillotines!

Think that is just porn.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/MauricioPena/status/1245092753194844161

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I’m sorry, but virtually hijacking a press conference is still less cool than showing up with a real flying dick.

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Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Platystemon posted:

I’m sorry, but virtually hijacking a press conference is still less cool than showing up with a real flying dick.

We all have to make sacrifices during this pandemic

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