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mandatory ‘stay at home’ order for maryland goes into effect starting at 8pm tonight outdoor activities and exercise are still deemed ‘essential’ but obviously still required that people practice social-distancing and gatherings of less than 10 people otherwise police will get involved |
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as much as i was bitching about cabin fever last week, i think i’m just gonna stick to that one skatepark since it’s closed and no ones gonna be there |
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Mar 30, 2020 19:37
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i've been doing The Specialists esque ground slides and cartwheels with a loaded gun trained at my door. "hope no looters come, don't want to have to defend my castle" i say out loud to no one slumpy |
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Mar 30, 2020 20:26
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Slumpy posted:i've been doing The Specialists esque ground slides and cartwheels with a loaded gun trained at my door. Sure. You can have this toilet tissue...when you pry it from my cold, dead, hands! |
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Mar 30, 2020 20:29
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me: “sir, with all due respect, i have more than enough of a reason to be driving right now” officer: “5 cases of toilet paper in your passenger seat does not mean you can use the HOV lane” |
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Mar 30, 2020 20:49
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We sold 600 cases of toilet paper in 24 hours |
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Mar 31, 2020 19:01
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I'm freaking out and there's nobody to talk to say my office so I'm yelling into the void |
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Mar 31, 2020 19:02
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Come on people use a dang cut up t shirt or something it's not that hard |
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Mar 31, 2020 19:19
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If anyone else is a nervous wreck and in a bad spot during all this shiznit, my PMs are open for anyone who wants to vent. I ain't the funniest or cool yobber, but dang this poo poo blows. |
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Kief Richards posted:I'm freaking out and there's nobody to talk to say my office so I'm yelling into the void calmate nina esta bien, es solamente papel hygenico. esto tambien pasara alnilam posted:Come on people use a dang cut up t shirt or something it's not that hard you know all those scary graphs about exponential growth and stuff? this one's my favourite  Mummy Napkin posted:If anyone else is a nervous wreck and in a bad spot during all this shiznit, my PMs are open for anyone who wants to vent. I ain't the funniest or cool yobber, but dang this poo poo blows. i think you're funny *and* cool, and that kindness like that is the coolest thing there is. keep on keepin on my orb
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Mar 31, 2020 19:37
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We've been able to distribute a majority of the supplies we actually received (with huge backorders!), which is great! Who knew my logistics and inventory skills would suddenly be useful? |
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Mar 31, 2020 20:14
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I'm a little worried April Fool's Day is going to involve some mean-spirited COVID-related pranks/misinformation, given that scammers already aren't hesitating to capitalize on things and people are already listening when the internet tells them gargling bleach will keep them from getting sick. |
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Mar 31, 2020 22:11
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if you want some uplifting news that isn’t a prank, tomorrow is my cat’s birthday. he will be 7 years old |
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Mar 31, 2020 22:59
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Macnult posted:if you want some uplifting news that isn’t a prank, tomorrow is my cat’s birthday. he will be 7 years old Making him anything fancy? Last year I made a ham for my cat's birthday and he got a big slice. He loves honey glazed ham. I mean I had more of the ham than he did and other people also had the ham. But I made the ham because it was his birthday. (Everyone else just thinks I wanted ham and didn't want to eat one by myself).
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Mar 31, 2020 23:04
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Buddy on the coast text me up cause him and the wife wanted to "get out and spread some germs"  . We haven't hung out for a while and even though I felt bad, told him to not come over cause I've been diligent about quarantine and to not be dumb. Think I pissed him off a little, but for real, don't be dumb.
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Mar 31, 2020 23:06
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pixaal posted:Making him anything fancy? Last year I made a ham for my cat's birthday and he got a big slice. He loves honey glazed ham. I mean I had more of the ham than he did and other people also had the ham. But I made the ham because it was his birthday. (Everyone else just thinks I wanted ham and didn't want to eat one by myself). i would if he wasn't so incredibly low maintenance. all he eats is his dry food. wet food makes him sick (when i adopted him there was a "dry food only" sign on his cage) so he completely avoids the stuff, he has no interest in what people are eating, and he also doesn't care for treats. his favorite toy is either a shoelace or something small that he can swat across the room. basically i'm going to be doing what i've been doing since the stay-at-home order and chill with him all day lol |
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Mar 31, 2020 23:18
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Macnult posted:i would if he wasn't so incredibly low maintenance. all he eats is his dry food. wet food makes him sick (when i adopted him there was a "dry food only" sign on his cage) so he completely avoids the stuff, he has no interest in what people are eating, and he also doesn't care for treats. I found out his love of ham his second day, he boldly stole a piece of ham off a plate then couldn't figure out how to eat it so I had to cut it up for him. He still hasn't figure out how to eat things bigger than his mouth. He no longer steals food, but he will beg for it if he thinks he'd like some, and he's most often wrong and doesn't want what you are eating.
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Mar 31, 2020 23:26
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pixaal posted:I found out his love of ham his second day, he boldly stole a piece of ham off a plate then couldn't figure out how to eat it so I had to cut it up for him. He still hasn't figure out how to eat things bigger than his mouth. He no longer steals food, but he will beg for it if he thinks he'd like some, and he's most often wrong and doesn't want what you are eating. sounds like a good cat, what’s his name? |
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Mar 31, 2020 23:53
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Macnult posted:sounds like a good cat, what’s his name? I've posted Bear a few times, he came with the name. It's nice when your pet doesn't think anything of your food. It's a bit of a pain when you have a sneaky thief. It does end up being entertaining at least.
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pixaal posted:I've posted Bear a few times, he came with the name. It's nice when your pet doesn't think anything of your food. It's a bit of a pain when you have a sneaky thief. It does end up being entertaining at least. I like that name, and I probably have seen him - it's hard to keep up with the pets and hobbies of every yobber so I apologize  The only thing that annoys me about my cat Milo is how he knows how to open doors that have a sideways handle. Majority of the time he's not even trying to get into another room, he just tries to get attention by making the doorknob do a super loud *CHHK-TNNNG* |
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Apr 1, 2020 00:55
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Macnult posted:if you want some uplifting news that isn’t a prank, tomorrow is my cat’s birthday. he will be 7 years old Happy birthday catte! |
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Apr 1, 2020 02:29
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corona go suck a horse saddle.
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<3 
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So o started helping a neighbor with their cars today and they already gave me homemade tortillas, tamales, and a gallon of milk from their store run Bring on the barter/gift economy this is awesome! Stay home/work safe extended through April here |
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Apr 2, 2020 02:08
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I wanted to post this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UKVzr7v1gM especially so I can mention that my wife accidentally texted it to my 10-year-old. |
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Apr 2, 2020 04:14
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google THIS posted:I wanted to post this lol |
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Apr 2, 2020 04:39
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google THIS posted:I wanted to post this lmao
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Apr 2, 2020 11:09
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I'm going to learn Paradise by John Prine over the next couple days, and will probably also turn Natural Affair and/or Love Test by the growlers into a country song |
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Apr 2, 2020 20:33
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Also going to try and write some topical songs about everything goimg on that I can share with the yob at some point I mean, I got a month more of this at least so why not practice doing stuff |
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Apr 2, 2020 20:35
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Country is the new punk btw, and disco is folk |
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Apr 2, 2020 20:36
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Slush Garbo posted:I'm going to learn Paradise by John Prine over the next couple days, and will probably also turn Natural Affair and/or Love Test by the growlers into a country song It's pretty easy as are most other john prine songs. three chords and the truth and all that Blow up your TV Throw away your paper move to the country and build you a home seems like good advice these days
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Apr 3, 2020 03:41
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My grocery store is slowly recovering its stock. Guess the bunkers are getting full. |
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Apr 3, 2020 04:21
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Build Your Own Bunker |
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My therapist told me today I should quit my job because the stress is literally making me dissociate more than I already do. Yay trauma response!!! |
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Apr 3, 2020 05:38
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Kief Richards posted:My therapist told me today I should quit my job because the stress is literally making me dissociate more than I already do. Ah geeze Kief. I am wishing you the best very much right now. I hope you are staying as safe and comfortable as possible |
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Apr 3, 2020 05:48
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I'm staying as unsober as I can right now because my coping skills are weed and also weed |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Ah geeze Kief. I am wishing you the best very much right now. I hope you are staying as safe and comfortable as possible this and wishing all of you the very best, please stay safe byob! also doing much better myself now - still got a pretty horrible cough but other than that am feeling pretty okay
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hope you're staying safe and strong during these times, hamjobsStoner Sloth posted:also doing much better myself now - still got a pretty horrible cough but other than that am feeling pretty okay always nice to hear good news 
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Touching the hug you all and stay safe square
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