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brothers in apathy, unite normally my job has to be on site but I managed to find poo poo to do remotely...but I have no idea how long I'll be able to do this. hell, work aside, how long should we all be holed up for?? what the gently caress is safe?
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i'm doing about as much work from home as i do from the office, which is not a lot
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Mar 30, 2020 19:30
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my workload is higher right now than it was before this catastrophe and I'm kind of annoyed about it then again there are a lot of people still stuck going in to work for no good reason so I guess I should be grateful
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Mar 30, 2020 19:39
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burning swine posted:my workload is higher right now than it was before this catastrophe and I'm kind of annoyed about it Yeah i was 99% wfh before this so it just means that we're getting more issues shunted to us by people that are freaking out and unable to do simple tasks that they would be able to do otherwise. I'm trying to be understanding about it but uh content delivery network + pandemic internet traffic + none of our customers have ever not worked from the office = tickets tickets tickets
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Mar 30, 2020 19:43
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SO DEMANDING posted:raise your hand if you absolutely cannot give a single gently caress about work I had to deal with some bullshit this morning with a forced IT reboot for mac updates. This update broke one of my display ports and I wasted 45 minutes rebooting my mac trying to do a smc reboot or something. I wasn't in a great mood before that, but now I've been trying to grep through some spaghetti terraform trying to find the chain of how some stupid variable gets passed around and rendered and gently caress My jobs just gone full hog as of like 3 business days ago on now demanding jira tickets for literally everything so yeah cool nothing says productivity like making a poo poo ton of jira tickets instead of keeping notes in sublime like I have here for the last year. Between Methanar posted:Friendly reminder that for any covid19 business continuity meetings you get pulled into, when somebody starts talking about single points of failure and bus factors, that has the dual purpose of identifying redundancy and who can be laid off with minimal business impact. And the new push on jira ticketting absolutely everything, I'm pretty sure my company is trying to ID who to lay off. They better not get rid of me just before my RSU cliff. Methanar fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Mar 30, 2020 |
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Mar 30, 2020 19:43
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SO DEMANDING posted:brothers in apathy, unite cdc's current recommendation is until the end of april. the end of may is probably more realistic, but we'll see how things work out. and yeah, i have more work because of this, which i'm actually kind of happy for. i usually don't have a *ton* to do, so it's nice to feel productive most days (though today is not one of those days)
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Mar 30, 2020 19:44
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Methanar posted:My jobs just gone full hog as of like 3 business days ago on now demanding jira tickets for literally everything so yeah cool nothing says productivity like making a poo poo ton of jira tickets instead of keeping notes in sublime like I have here for the last year. is this some new management thing? because we've started with it and some of it is insane, like PMs demanding that all work have jira items and producing these incredibly complicated diagrams that link multiple jiras across instances and have titles like "quantifying the work being done"
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Mar 30, 2020 20:00
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:is this some new management thing? because we've started with it and some of it is insane, like PMs demanding that all work have jira items and producing these incredibly complicated diagrams that link multiple jiras across instances and have titles like "quantifying the work being done" It's bullshit micromanagement to make managers feel better about people who weren't wfh before now being wfh. And documenting justifications for everybody that is about to be laid off. 'looks like the jira ticket average is 3 per day, you've only been doing 2. you have 30 seconds to explain'
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Mar 30, 2020 20:08
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anyone wanna swap lol
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Mar 30, 2020 20:12
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I'm getting more work done than usual, but I feel more lazy than at the office. At the office when I'm talking to people or looking busy reading the internet, or in meetings or whatever I feel like people perceive me as being productive, but then I replace all that poo poo with playing video games at home and I feel lazy.
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Mar 30, 2020 20:21
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I've been pretty successful at avoiding video games during work hours, but that's mostly because there's someone stuck here with me and I don't want to get caught
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Mar 30, 2020 20:26
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:is this some new management thing? because we've started with it and some of it is insane, like PMs demanding that all work have jira items and producing these incredibly complicated diagrams that link multiple jiras across instances and have titles like "quantifying the work being done" if someone asks me to do something and its not in a jira ticket i probably wont do it. once they open a jira ticket it gets added to the pile and prioritized so people have realistic expectations of how things are gonna get done.
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Mar 30, 2020 20:31
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haveblue posted:I have no gently caress and I must work
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Mar 30, 2020 20:33
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I don't have anything I'm looking forward to. I don't want to subsist day by day for the sake of doing it anymore. I haven't really left my house in 6-8 months. For years I predicated everything how I just need to finish this work project and then things will be better. I don't have that anymore
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Mar 30, 2020 20:36
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i feel like i'm being more productive right now but i only have a contract until the end of may and i don't think my chances of being hired full-time are very high considering the current situation
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Mar 30, 2020 20:38
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every day is the same: sit inside on computer, consume some media, play some board games with the gf, eat a food, smoke a weed, drink a beer so basically the same poo poo i do normally anyway. i just can't go to restaurants so i'm probably losing weight as a bonus! sitting inside with all social interactions mediated through computer is how i grew up and became a professional computer toucher, i was born for this poo poo, bring it on
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Mar 30, 2020 20:40
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DELETE CASCADE posted:every day is the same: sit inside on computer performing unfulfilling and ultimately meaningless and beneficiaryless activities, consume pagerduty alerts, eat a food, My tinnitus is going apeshit
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Mar 30, 2020 20:49
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C WFH S: My boss is still doing the "I need everyone to be super productive this week so I scheduled 2 hours of planning + daily team check-ins" thing, just over video chat instead of in person. The good news is I'm transferring teams in a month and the new boss seems pretty chill. The bad news is that I've gotta wrap up all my current projects in that month and I'm finding it harder and harder to give a poo poo, since on top of the regular covid-19 stuff I also have team senioritis. teamioritis
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Mar 30, 2020 21:00
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Shaggar posted:if someone asks me to do something and its not in a jira ticket i probably wont do it. once they open a jira ticket it gets added to the pile and prioritized so people have realistic expectations of how things are gonna get done. This would probably be fine but much like people who completely miss the point of agile/flavor of the week and implement what they want... I see plenty of orgs who say "we need to know what people are doing!" and then try to make break knowledge work down into cranking widgets by making tickets for "<blah> analysis" or whatever that's really open ended, long-running, etc. Completely garbage in garbage out. Now, well defined tasks or even breaking up knowledge work into tickets can work, I just don't generally see it done well.
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Mar 30, 2020 21:07
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Shaggar posted:if someone asks me to do something and its not in a jira ticket i probably wont do it. once they open a jira ticket it gets added to the pile and prioritized so people have realistic expectations of how things are gonna get done. that version is fine like "here's a thing, please do it", this version is "I see you did a thing, why was there not a jira for it?" like we had one person demanding that we get a vendor doing an installation to tie any work they did to individual jira tasks so they could track it somehow, when they're working under a contract that says " install X, we will pay you Y", we don't care about the breakdown of how they do it and they're managing their own jiras in their home instance with their own pms. Also this is being applied to everything , you added some comments? hope you put a jira reference in any commits or the cops are gonna get you!
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Mar 30, 2020 21:12
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that kind of specific itemization is only really useful if you're billing that time back to a client. for internal stuff you don't need to be that detailed task wise.
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Mar 30, 2020 21:19
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shelter in place in sf extended to may 1, rip every bar, hair stylist/barber, gym, and non essential retail business
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Mar 30, 2020 21:28
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I feel like I have a cold, or a sinus infection type thing, even though I haven’t left the house in like two weeks. or maybe it is corona?? also maybe alcohol withdrawals?
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Mar 30, 2020 21:32
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Stereotype posted:I feel like I have a cold, or a sinus infection type thing, even though I haven’t left the house in like two weeks. The four big tells of corona: -fever -coughing, especially extended or dry coughing -shortness of breath -chest pain if you don't have most of these, you almost certainly do not have corona. sneezing, headaches, stuffy nose, a normal level of sporadic coughing, etc are not corona symptoms either way, drink more alcohol
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Mar 30, 2020 21:34
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SO DEMANDING posted:raise your hand if you absolutely cannot give a single gently caress about work Buddy, hitting the post button is almost too much effort for me
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Mar 30, 2020 21:37
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haveblue posted:either way, drink more alcohol
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Mar 30, 2020 21:37
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also stereotype your symptoms sound like a typical case of spring allergies
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Stereotype posted:I feel like I have a cold, or a sinus infection type thing, even though I haven’t left the house in like two weeks. allergies are another popular option this time of year; even if you don't have severe reactions the sheer amount of plant jizz floating around in the air can be enough to give you sniffles.
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Mar 30, 2020 21:37
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Midjack posted:allergies are another popular option this time of year; even if you don't have severe reactions the sheer amount of plant jizz floating around in the air can be enough to give you sniffles. pollen counts are at record highs nature is coming back in a big way, and we're the german goo girl
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Mar 30, 2020 21:38
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haveblue posted:The four big tells of corona: Yeah I'm pretty sure it is a sinus thing mixed with alcohol withdrawal because last night was the first night I didn't heavily binge drink in at least a month
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Mar 30, 2020 21:39
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Midjack posted:allergies are another popular option this time of year; even if you don't have severe reactions the sheer amount of plant jizz floating around in the air can be enough to give you sniffles. Hawaii doesn't have "allergy season," it is always humid and warm and the flowers are constantly blooming. If anything it is mold/dust because we've gotten really bad at cleaning. It certainly *feels* like allergies, like I'm sneezing a lot, but I don't know what changed.
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Mar 30, 2020 21:42
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if my job could be distilled down to jira tickets then they wouldn't have to pay me so much to do it
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Mar 30, 2020 21:45
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:is this some new management thing? because we've started with it and some of it is insane, like PMs demanding that all work have jira items and producing these incredibly complicated diagrams that link multiple jiras across instances and have titles like "quantifying the work being done" "agile" / jira is make-work for middle managers, op
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Mar 30, 2020 21:47
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haven't had a drink in over a month. a little bit relieved that, "i could abstain if i wanted and it wouldn't affect me," was true. haven't ordered in or gotten takeout and cooked for two every meal of march and feel like i can keep it up has me pretty positive. we're saving do much money in restaurants lol.
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Mar 30, 2020 21:49
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in other news i'm down three pounds since this has started so  turns out eating reasonably portioned home cooked meals and not going out to the bars is good for you?
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Mar 30, 2020 21:51
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:we're saving do much money in restaurants lol. what do you care aren't you like a l7 at google making 700k a year
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Mar 30, 2020 21:51
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Stereotype posted:Hawaii doesn't have "allergy season," it is always humid and warm and the flowers are constantly blooming. If anything it is mold/dust because we've gotten really bad at cleaning. It certainly *feels* like allergies, like I'm sneezing a lot, but I don't know what changed. if you're spending more time in your house then you're getting more exposure to whatever's in it so yeah, mold or dust are also likely suspects.
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Mar 30, 2020 21:53
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DELETE CASCADE posted:what do you care aren't you like a l7 at google making 700k a year sving money, is good, if you can, imo
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Mar 30, 2020 21:59
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i've probably been gaining weight tbh since partner has been cooking a lot and also cooking at like 8pm after i already ate something and then feel obligated to eat more but i set up the bike trainer and have been using it the last few days so maybe that balances things out a bit
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Midjack posted:if you're spending more time in your house then you're getting more exposure to whatever's in it so yeah, mold or dust are also likely suspects. I also just got around to cutting down my "front yard" on Saturday, which is basically just 7 foot high parasol trees and dead banana trees and a bunch of other jungle junk that was slowly eating my house, so it is probably the revenge of those plants.
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