Make porn safe for work V2: work from home edition - The Something Awful Forums

Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Make porn safe for work V2: work from home edition

Rugikiki: Jan 15, 2008; Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis!

I spent exactly the right amount of time on this

# ? Mar 31, 2020 16:08

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 19, 2024 11:11

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Rugikiki posted:

I spent exactly the right amount of time on this

This is a thing of beauty.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 16:16

CPL593H: Oct 28, 2009; I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

were do you even get porn I haven't seen woodsporn in decades at this point

It's hand crafted in a small village in the Le Porneaux region of France. Very expensive.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 16:42

Chairman Mao: Apr 24, 2004; The Chinese Communist Party is the core of leadership of the whole Chinese people. Without this core, the cause of socialism cannot be victorious.

CPL593H posted:

It's hand crafted in a small village in the Le Porneaux region of France. Very expensive.

Yeah technically if it doesn't come from Porneaux it's just sparkling dicks.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 18:06

Methylethylaldehyde: Oct 23, 2004; BAKA BAKA

Chairman Mao posted:

Yeah technically if it doesn't come from Porneaux it's just sparkling dicks.

Hey, there's more than just the Sparkling Dicks vintages that come from Le Porneaux region, there's also the more robust flavors, such as Big Tiddie Zinfandel, Hot Snatch Cabernet, and Clapping Booty Riesling.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 18:52

A LOVELY LAD: Feb 8, 2006; Hey man, wanna hear a secret?; College Slice

# ? Mar 31, 2020 19:38

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

A LOVELY LAD posted:

:five:

# ? Mar 31, 2020 19:48

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

A LOVELY LAD posted:

Heartwarming :3

# ? Mar 31, 2020 20:04

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

A LOVELY LAD posted:

# ? Mar 31, 2020 20:31

Rocket Baby Dolls: Mar 3, 2006; Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

I made something but it still contains actual man mayonnaise, I'm not sure where that stands technically.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 20:36

Rocket Baby Dolls: Mar 3, 2006; Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

Okay, I've just spoken to my lawyer and I've been advised to post the link with a NWS tag:

:nws:

:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/bfpPCkL.jpg :nws:

:nws:

# ? Mar 31, 2020 21:28

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

Okay, I've just spoken to my lawyer and I've been advised to post the link with a NWS tag:

https://i.imgur.com/bfpPCkL.jpg

Hell yeah

# ? Mar 31, 2020 21:30

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Art.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 21:32

Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

# ? Mar 31, 2020 22:26

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Nurge posted:

# ? Mar 31, 2020 22:36

Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

# ? Mar 31, 2020 22:58

dev286: Nov 30, 2006; Let it be all the best.

Nurge posted:

Awww! They look so happy to be petting that kitty.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 23:55

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

A LOVELY LAD posted:

Ranch hose optional, but recommended.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 01:17

Roumba: Jun 29, 2005; Buglord

Linked, in case I missed a pixel.

:nws:

:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/KUTjCqt.png :nws:

:nws:

# ? Apr 1, 2020 02:26

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Oh my.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 02:38

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

# ? Apr 1, 2020 05:56

nesamdoom: Apr 15, 2018; nesaM killed Masen

This sort of fits in.. It's more reasonable than my normal way of just making nude ladies smooth everywhere like androids.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 08:52

Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

# ? Apr 1, 2020 14:30

Super Waffle: Sep 25, 2007; I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

Mom, stop hoggin the whole cinnamon roll!

:nws:

:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/TMSlxFP.jpg :nws:

:nws:

# ? Apr 1, 2020 14:47

Super Waffle: Sep 25, 2007; I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

Nurge posted:

:popeye:

holy god this is amazing!

# ? Apr 1, 2020 14:49

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

All it takes is a pandemic for this kinda content. Worth it.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 15:09

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

I guess someone did it on the 1st page, but here's another.

# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:03

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

# ? Apr 1, 2020 18:54

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

free drad_bert

# ? Apr 1, 2020 19:18

itry: Aug 23, 2019

free hubcaps posted:

I don't mean to fellate our new Space Force, but they seem really handy and on top of things (in space)

Is she out of oxygen? Why is there a man there? Is O2 the guy's name? :confuoot:

:confuoot:

Sir Not Appearing posted:

:stare:

Roumba posted:

Linked, in case I missed a pixel.

https://i.imgur.com/KUTjCqt.png

Very sweet.

itry fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Apr 1, 2020

# ? Apr 1, 2020 20:26

Rocket Baby Dolls: Mar 3, 2006; Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

Rocket Baby Dolls fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Apr 1, 2020

# ? Apr 1, 2020 20:44

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Sir Not Appearing posted:

This page is entirely gold

# ? Apr 1, 2020 20:57

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Chinatown posted:

free drad_bert

:eyepop:

# ? Apr 1, 2020 21:36

Pablo Bluth: Sep 7, 2007; I've made a huge mistake.

Sometime's you just can't beat a Calippo

# ? Apr 1, 2020 22:11

Vidmaster: Oct 26, 2002

A LOVELY LAD posted:

Wasn't she on 90 Day Fianc�?

# ? Apr 1, 2020 23:49

HolHorsejob: Mar 14, 2020; Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird

Nurge posted:

# ? Apr 2, 2020 07:35

CPL593H: Oct 28, 2009; I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Sir Not Appearing posted:

Holy poo poo. :five:

:five:

# ? Apr 2, 2020 12:01

Scrotum Modem: Sep 12, 2014

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Here's a whole Imgur gallery of them as well: https://imgur.com/gallery/AUexs

never seen this version before

they still look like they're fuckin' to me. Sasuke could be wearing some fetish pants that allow easy backdoor access ifunowatimean

# ? Apr 2, 2020 18:00

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

# ? Apr 2, 2020 22:36

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 19, 2024 11:11

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

Vidmaster posted:

Wasn't she on 90 Day Fianc�?

It does look like that russian girl marrying the fat weed man or whatever. Aneesa I think?

Also lol they both look so happy

# ? Apr 2, 2020 22:36

1
2
3
4
5

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Make porn safe for work V2: work from home edition

Powered by: vBulletin Version 2.2.9 (SABB-v2.24.04)
Copyright ©2000, 2001, Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.
Copyright ©2024, Jeffrey of YOSPOS