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NAG
Jul 13, 2009

Turns out it ain't over 'til the fat ref sings.


Gorilla VS Bones - Boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_uYhk8CfY0

Gorilla is a Streetbeefs veteran and slugger with a 9-1 record, claiming this is his second fight of the day, so I guess we've one more to look forward to later. Bones is apparently undefeated with a 2-0 record. I don't recall seeing him before.

What promised to be an entertaining slugfest is interrupted early when Gorilla suffers a shoe malfunction and calls for a timeout. The readjustment of his footwear must have been taxing, as he returns to action out of breath. There sadly isn't much to say about this match, as Bones is unable to continue after the first round.
"I'm having chest pains", says Bones.
"It's 'cause it's cold out", says his cornerman.


Nacho VS Levai - Boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgnnqVTKzKo

This may or may not be an intergender match. Last month, Levai competed in a women's match where they defeated woman Reese the Beast. They are up against newcomer man Nacho here, but nothing is mentioned about gender, and no pronouns are used when introducing Levai. I suppose Levai could be transitioning and currently competing in both men and women's divisions.

Anyway, Levai is up against newcomer Nacho here. There's not a lot of technique or skill on display, with arms weaving and faces being turned away from opponents. Levai keeps slipping and falling over. Nacho scores a knockdown in the third, seemingly by blind luck, and wins the fight by unanimous decision.


Franco VS Big Bull - Boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLaWDujBqiE

We have either a barbecue or a leaf fire going just outside the yard, furthering speculations of an actual Streetbeefs grill.

Franco and Bull are both big men with matching heights, shirts and records. In another timeline, they would have formed a fine tag team in Streetbeefs Championship Wrestling. Both fighters unleash a flurry of punches without causing much damage, losing steam as the first round draws to a close.

The second round is almost identical to the first, until Bull eats a couple of left hooks near the end. The descabello is not enough to put this bull down, however, and Franco ends the match wheezing. Bull's cornerman gives him a serious pep talk ("I need you to go out there and throw six or seven punches!") before the start of the final round.

Neither fighter is able to put the other down in the third, ending this match in a draw.


Torry VS Menace Myke - MMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zONi97G_RxA

Undefeated Menace Myke dedicates this match to his late father, whose picture adorns his T-shirt. Torry is stepping into the yard for the second time today. His record is stated as 0-1, so I guess we can look forward to watching him eat poo poo later.

There's certainly no lack of action here, as Torry comes right out and brings Myke down. A failed ground'n'pound is countered by a failed armbar seguing into what appears to be a Psycho Driver from Myke. Things slow down a bit here, as Myke gets his head caught in a jam and has some difficulty getting out. The fighters bring it back up and start trading knees as they grind each other up against the chainlinks. Torry hooks Myke, who performs a roll and somehow winds up straddling Torry with his rear end in his opponent's face.



"Use your farts!" suggests someone in the audience. Myke uses his advantage to catch his breath as the first round ends.

Torry starts the second round with a flying knee, which Myke counters into a slam, once again getting his head locked in the process. Myke tenderizes Torry's midsection until he's able to break free and pound Torry from a straddling position. After rolling around a bit, both men spring back up, with Myke landing a kick in Torry's throat. The fighters slam into the barricade and hit the dirt again, where Myke manages to lock in a choke and tap his opponent out with seconds left on the timer.

This was quite an exciting, high-energy bout, and the best of the card so far. Well worth a watch at five minutes.

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Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Pope Corky the IX posted:

Your little brother dying in a house fire is no reason to skip leg day.

He probably lost underlying muscle tissue to the burns.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


NAG posted:

Timmy Shockra VS Chavez - MMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQv2wKqGol8
shirt-grab-assisted knees, receiving several warnings from the ever-vigilant Big Rob.

"Stop grabbig his shirt", Big Rob says, despite issuing his final warning on the matter some 20 seconds earlier. Timmy complies by grabbing Chavez's hood

Timmy goes right back to grabbing it, receiving his second last warning of the match

god bless big rob

NAG
Jul 13, 2009

El Shizzl VS Hatchet - Boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kddIyFy4jhs

Hatchet and Shizzl are both newcomers, with Shizzl having a serious reach advantage on his opponent. They start the first round by sizing each other up, with Shizzl knocking Hatchet's hat off after about half a minute. "It's not a fight 'til the hat comes off", says Scarface. After trading jabs for a while, Hatchet slips in the hay. There's been a lot of slipping going on in this event, and I'm not sure hay is the best fighting surface. The round ends after some more circling and slipping, with El Shizzl getting some body shots in.

Hatchet decides to ramp things up for the second round and promptly buries his face in Shizzl's crotch. A flurry of confused punches follows from both men, none of which connect. A lot of poking and circling follows, with Hatchet finally landing a left hook just before the bell.

The third round begins, and Hatchet comes out strong again, landing a right hook but throwing himself to the canvas in the process, allowing his opponent to retreat. This match should have been billed as Hatchet VS Hay. Shizzl lands a pretty good right hook after dancing around for a while, but the rest of the third round is largely uneventful.

Shizzl wins by unanimous decision. It was a boring match and I don't recommend it.


Wild Man VS Laddy - MMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjhQ9qTgYoc

Newcomer Wild Man faces Laddy, whose previous match last month ended in a no contest after he nearly broke a dude's arm but his opponent refused to tap.

Wild Man takes some punishment to the face straight away and promptly bodyslams Laddy. The men get back up and return back down. After a series of failed submission attempts, Laddy switches up his strategy and starts beating Wild Man in the head. Big Rob watches Wild Man being punched in the face for a while before throwing himself over Laddy, ending the match.


Buddy VS Striker - MMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_WPDqaYvYA

Buddy is fighting out of Rhode Island in this debut match against 4-2 Striker.

Buddy gets some offense in early, landing a kick and a few strikes before locking up with Striker and getting a couple of knees in before the men hit the dirt. There's some fierce wrestling before the men get back up and Striker performs what can only be called a god-drat DDT at the 1:45 mark. Striker, however, is no Jake Roberts, so Buddy gets back up. The match loses some steam at this point, and the fighters lock up and wait for the timer to run out while catching their breath.

Striker comes out aggressively in the second and lands a right cross in Buddy's face in the opening seconds. In the ensuing whirlwind of punches, Buddy manages to push his opponent away and tap him with a left cross, knocking Striker on his rear end. Striker decides to bring the game back to the ground and takes down Buddy, but not much stuff happens. The fighters once again wind up deadlocked until the timer runs out.

Both men are a bit more cautious as the third round starts, until the hay performs a takedown on Buddy and Striker capitalizes with some serious blows to his opponent's face. He drives Buddy up against the wall and lands hook after hook in his face until Big Rob ends the match. Not a bad match with some interesting highlights.


Demon Monsoon VS Peezy - Boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOWkjVoSat4

This is a rematch following Demon Monsoon's unanimous victory of Peezy back in January.

Not much happens in the first round, but certainly not from a lack of trying. There's some serious slugging going on, but it's all very imprecise, and Demon gets visibly gassed before the halfway mark of the round. Highlight is some member of the audience loudly remarking how similar Demon looks to a raccoon at the 2:28 mark.

Peezy lands some face shots in the beginning of the second round, but there's no force behind them. Demon Raccoon works Peezy's midsection but it seems a similarly fruitless endeavor.

Demon starts the third round with a fakeout glove touch followed by some sloppy punches. He remains aggressive throughout the round, while Peezy mostly keeps his back to the barricade. The judges rule unanimously in Demon's favor. I hope this feud is now over and these men never face each other again because this was some weak poo poo.


Little Brut VS Jay - MMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRR_a5ehtmM

Jay got a split decision win over Brown Lee back in December. He's here facing newcomer Little Brut.

Jay tries one too many kicks and is swiftly taken down early in the first round. Brut manages to break free of a rolling chokehold and get back to his feet. The rest of the round continues with both fighters on their feet and not much happening.

Jay opens the second round with another kick, immediately getting his foot grabbed but managing to break free. The men start slugging it out up against the barricade, with Jay receiving a stern warning for glove pulling. Jay attempts some sort of flying kick that doesn't go anywhere, and both fighters lock up on the ground. Brut has a long hold on Jay's neck, but his opponent eventually breaks free and hammers him for a bit until the round ends.

Little Brut throws in the towel before the start of the third round, earning Jay his second win.

I don't know how many more videos are coming, but I'm going to try to write them up over the next couple days.

NAG
Jul 13, 2009

I'm sorry for all the double-posting, but I'd rather split all these videos up into several posts than make one really long one, in case anyone wants to comment between writeups.

Henry VS Outlaw - MMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SxCr_1J7jA

Inconspicuously-named newcomer Henry faces 2-0 Outlaw.

Outlaw opens the match with some noncommittal kicks before wrestling Henry to the ground, forcing Big Rob to perform a jumping jack as he gets out of the way. Outlaw takes some serious punches to the head while grounded, and Big Rob warns him to protect himself. There is a brief pause while the fighters are locked up before an audience member commands Outlaw to "hit him in the face", so Outlaw hits Henry in the face and repeats the action when requested. Henry manages to wriggle out of a choke, but capitalizes by hitting Outlaw in the back of the head, earning him another warning. Outlaw seems pissed off at this point and pinches (sic) Henry's nose before standing up and kicking his opponent while he's still down as the timer runs out.

The second round begins with some punching offence from Outlaw until Henry locks up his arms, taking the battle to the ground again. Outlaw starts pounding Henry's head at this point, and Big Rob stops the fight.


Southpaw Savage VS Fire Ant - Boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPZPa7Cp4zE

Fire Ant is here again to redeem himself after losing to Ridney back in January, all glory to God. Southpaw Savage is a newcomer.

Fire Ant is certainly off to a more promising start than last time and puts his opponent down with a single left hook early in the round. Savage takes an eight count and bounces back into action. Fire Ant keeps leaning into him with that left, landing several hard crosses to Savage's largely unguarded head, finally taking him down again with a right hook. Savage manages to recover just in time for the end of the round.

Savage is in a world of trouble as the second round starts, stumbling around the yard as Fire Ant pummels him with blow after blow, eventually leading to another standing eight count, at which point Savage decides to throw in the towel, earning Fire Ant his first victory in this entertaining if one-sided bout.


Spark VS Dirty D - Boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf6TBgGA2CA

Dirty D starts by giving a shout out to his last opponent, Travis Miller, who apparently passed away recently. He died with a 0-2 record and never set foot in the yard proper, eating both his losses in the indoor arena last winter. Anyway, Dirty D's opponent here is newcomer Spark out of Lynchburg, Virginia.

The match starts explosively, with a lot of hard punches traded back and forth. Ref almost calls a knockdown as Spark slips and drops to one knee, but decides to keep the action going uninterrupted. After a good couple of minutes of this, the fighters catch their breath, circling each other until Dirty D makes good on his name and hits Spark in the dick. Spark walks off and complains but nobody cares, so the match continues. Spark retaliates with some good right hooks as the round draws to a close.

After about a minute into the second round, Dirty D lands a right cross, knocking Spark down. Unlike Spark's face, the camera doesn't quite catch it. Spark springs right back up, but is unsteady on his legs. Dirty D doesn't go in for the kill, giving Spark some time to recover. Just as the timer is about to run out, Dirty D knocks Spark's mouthpiece out with a right hook.

Early in the third round, Spark unadvisedly turns away from his opponent, and the inevitable attack sends him crashing into the barricade in a spectacular fashion. Ref calls a time out to see that everything is okay and resumes the match without counting a knockdown. The round continues with steady aggression from both fighters until another timeout is called to tend to Dirty D's nosebleed. D uses the remaining time to chase Spark down, not achieving a knockdown but winning the match all the same.

This was a pretty good watch, with both fighters remaining aggressive throughout the three rounds, which is refreshing to see.


Zip VS Bermuda - MMA - #1 Contender Match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx8ZgCqOBuI

Bermuda dedicates this match to his friend James, whose birthday coincided with the fight. Both fighters are 2-0 in Satan's Back Yard.

Zip eats a couple of punches early on, but looks unfazed. Bermuda wrestles his opponent into the barricade and onto the ground, where he pounds his face some more before going for an armbar, which he can't quite lock in. Zip manages to get on top of Bermuda, but is quickly caught in a triangle choke and taps out.

Short but sweet match, and I think this sets us up for Beach VS Bermuda for the belt, which should be an interesting bout.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


bless you for doing these writeups, NAG :patriot:

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei GlÀser
Agreed, I love the unexpected nature of this thing, where occasionally you get a couple of bouts of average Joes getting gassed in the first thirty seconds, followed by two guys who can actually scrap.

NAG
Jul 13, 2009

Thank you! We've got a pretty good batch of matches coming up.

Ruger VS Technician - Boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4GyxA__jBw

I think this is Technician's second match of the day. He has a 2-0 record at the time of introduction, while Ruger is a newcomer.

As the first round begins, Technician seems to forget which sport he's competing in when he grabs and throws his opponent. He has a serviceable duck-and-counter routine in place though, and lands several right hooks in Ruger's face, driving his opponent up against the barricade before changing gears to catch his breath. Technician takes a left cross to the face and retaliates with a right hook, which for some reason causes the ref to call a standing eight count for Ruger. It looked no worse to me than anything else that flew under the ref's radar. First round definitely goes to Technician.

The second round is announced as the last round, and I have to call this one to Ruger, who remains on the chase for most of it and lands some good shots on his opponent. A cloud of smoke does a run-in right at the end, and the referee chastises the mystery smoker on the other side of the fence. The judges give the match to Technician, probably by a narrow margin. A pretty exciting match.


Parker VS Hoover - MMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZc92oYci2w

Hoover and Parker are both newcomers, but Hoover has the clear advantage of an established fanbase he refers to as his "critters", plus rocking a bitchin' pair of shorts with little tigers on them.

Right at the bell, Parker comes running across the yard, going for a flying knee which doesn't quite connect. He continues chasing Hoover for a bit until he runs into one too many fists and starts backing off. Hoover keeps punching right through the guard until Parker finally hits the hay and Big Rob stops the fight. Hoover shows his opponent some sympathy by helping the bloodied Parker up to his feet afterwards.

I love watching dudes get knocked out and this match delivered. Hoping to see more of Hoover in the future.


Grisby VS Cohen - BJJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugGALfi08Lc

Well this is interesting, a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu match in the yard! Can't recall seeing one of those before. Both Cohen and Grisby are newcomers when it comes to yard grappling.

Cohen can't stop rambling during his introduction, and the cameraman walks off before he's finished. He keeps a smile on his face though as he steps into the yard, offering Grisby a hug, which is politely refused. He then asks to warm up with Grisby. I don't know much about BJJ but I don't think you're supposed to talk your opponent into submission. The ruse works, however; Cohen taps out his opponent in a few seconds, receiving the hug he asked for as a reward. Probably the lowest-energy match I've ever seen.


Grisby VS Graham - Boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B08cYgKEFqo

Apparently his BJJ loss got Grisby fired up, because here he is again gloved up for boxing against newcomer Graham.

Neither man is a good boxer, by the looks of it, with missed punches causing 360-degree rotations, dodges looking like ice skating maneuvers, and general sloppy flailing. Grisby does land the most punches of the two, eventually tagging Graham with a left hook that earns his opponent a standing eight. Graham decides to adjust his strategy into not defending himself and promptly earns another standing eight count after being hit so hard he has to limp away. He's unable to pass the ref's sobriety check and the match is stopped.

Grisby pads out his boxing record to 1-1 and I'd be surprised if we ever see poor Graham again.


Kyson VS Bad News - Boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdYlSgy2es

Bad News debuted in a gym match last December, where he beat Big Pit by unanimous decision. This is his first time in the yard proper, where he's facing newcomer Kyson.

Bad News gets a nice right hook in early, but is unable to follow up. Some chasing eventually ends with Kyson huddled in the corner while Bad News pummels his midsection, but Kyson is able to step out. Kyson walks straight into a right cross that nearly takes his head off, earning him a standing eight count just before the round ends.

Kyson starts the second round on the offensive, landing some hard blows in the center. The punishment seems to take the wind out of Bad News somewhat, and he maintains some distance for a while before stepping back in with a left hook to Kyson's jaw. He gets another combination in but seems unable to rattle Kyson, who manages to get a coupe of shots in just as the round ends.

Kyson takes a left cross early in the third round, which seems to make him a bit groggy. He's unable to get any offence in before earning another standing eight count after eating a couple of hooks. Timeout is called for bleeding, but the match is allowed to continue. Bad News knows he's got this one in the bag by now and nearly decapitates Kyson again with a right hook, causing the ref to stop the match.

We've been lucky enough to have some pretty good boxing matches on this card, including this one. Definitely worth keeping an eye out for Bad News in the future.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
That BJJ match is like a Tim and Eric skit.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I enjoyed that BJJ match. I've only seen clips of the gracie tapes but it reminds me of how they'd wreck some poor "kung fu expert" effortlessly.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


coconono posted:

some poor "kung fu expert"

his name is Rising Phoenix :v:

NAG
Jul 13, 2009

In other news, Scarface is currently in Las Vegas and will post more videos from their West Coast event on Friday.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Did the event in Brazil ever happen or are we still waiting on that?

zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Feb 11, 2020

NAG
Jul 13, 2009

overmind2000 posted:

Did the event in Brazil ever happen or are we still waiting on that?

Firechicken or someone with access to the Facebook group might have more insight on this, but it seems the project was abandoned due to the logistics involved. Scarface recently cancelled a Florida event due to not being able to find a hotel room, so you can imagine how discouraging extranational travel must be.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



NAG posted:

In other news, Scarface is currently in Las Vegas and will post more videos from their West Coast event on Friday.

I'll dojo storm

Firechicken
Sep 4, 2019

by Pragmatica

NAG posted:

Firechicken or someone with access to the Facebook group might have more insight on this, but it seems the project was abandoned due to the logistics involved. Scarface recently cancelled a Florida event due to not being able to find a hotel room, so you can imagine how discouraging extranational travel must be.

There are a couple of things that we haven't heard anything more about, Brazil, which i completely forgot about and the Mike Tyson Ron Artest merger.

NAG
Jul 13, 2009

I'll be back doing Streetbeefs writeups soon, but for now, let's just consider this video from a couple weeks ago, where Scarface inches closer into Bum Fights territory by offering random people $100 to spar for five minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE4J1LA3TwQ

Stick around for the ending, where Scarface and the gang spend several minutes defending Iraqi Assassin's honour.

Lessons learned from this video:
• Iraqi Assassin was not busted open by his opponent's weak punches, rather the opponent opened up an older wound from a brutal kick Assassin took to the face in a previous encounter
• Iraqi Assassin would have totally destroyed his opponent if they had fought in the yard
• Fighting in the yard (as opposed to the street) grants participants super powers
• Offering recently-released convicts $100 to fight in the street does the community a great service
• Streetbeef engages in other forms of charities, like buying training gear for people
• Lord Esteban might be the culprit behind the horrible editing in recent videos

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


NAG posted:

I'll be back doing Streetbeefs writeups soon, but for now, let's just consider this video from a couple weeks ago, where Scarface inches closer into Bum Fights territory by offering random people $100 to spar for five minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE4J1LA3TwQ

Stick around for the ending, where Scarface and the gang spend several minutes defending Iraqi Assassin's honour.

Lessons learned from this video:
• Iraqi Assassin was not busted open by his opponent's weak punches, rather the opponent opened up an older wound from a brutal kick Assassin took to the face in a previous encounter
• Iraqi Assassin would have totally destroyed his opponent if they had fought in the yard
• Fighting in the yard (as opposed to the street) grants participants super powers
• Offering recently-released convicts $100 to fight in the street does the community a great service
• Streetbeef engages in other forms of charities, like buying training gear for people
• Lord Esteban might be the culprit behind the horrible editing in recent videos

Really shouldn't be even hinting at money involved. RIP

NAG
Jul 13, 2009



Fear and Beefing in Las Vegas

Scarface coming at you from what appears to be some lesser evil's backyard, with comfortable-looking lawn chairs serving as corners and the neighbor's dog providing the play-by-play throughout the event.


Battle Born VS Wama - Boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3NFiPFneGo

Battle Born starts the first by keeping his guard up and throwing combinations at Wama, who is a newcomer in the yard. Wama uses his smaller stature to his advantage and steps right under BB's punches throwing some decent body shots. Battle Born goes on the offensive as the first round draws to a close, but Wama is able to weave away from most of it.

Wama starts to turn things around in the second round, dodging a couple of hooks from Battle Born and stepping in with his left jab. Battle Born pulls his guard tighter and tries to wait the round out, but Wama keeps landing jabs and hooks. Third round has a nice counter from Wama early on, where he catches Battle Born with his left. Shaken, Battle Born tries to maintain some distance, but Wama keeps chasing him. A series of combinations from Battle Born fail to find their targets.

I had this match scored squarely in Wama's favor, but the judges disagree and call for a sudden death round. Battle Born comes out swinging, but doesn't land many hits. About a minute into the round, Wama catches his opponent with a left cross, followed by a series of pretty nasty-looking hooks, backing Battle Born up against the concrete wall. Battle Born reels until the end of the round, and the judges finally call the match to Wama.

Despite the sloppy technique on display here, I enjoyed this match for what it was. It certainly wasn't boring.


Killa Bee VS Desert Storm - Boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmr_Qsagcms

Two local newcomers are set to duke it out in what Killa Bee claims to be his very own backyard.

The match starts with Scarface assuring us we are still in Las Vegas. Killa Bee didn't come to his back yard to play and steps right in with a vicious right hook to Desert Storm's face. Bee ducks under the retaliatory punches from Storm and lands a couple of hooks to the body, followed by a right cross to the face. Desert Storm tries to retaliate but keeps overshooting his punches, nearly losing his balance. After taking another couple of shots to the face, Storm receives a standing eight count. The referee asks Storm if he really wants to continue, and after Storm immediately takes another right hook to the head, the match is stopped.

Killa Bee celebrates his first victory by serving some fierce dance moves.


Eric VS Savage Island - Boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_eHzlnoDZs

Savage Island just wants to be in peace, but has instead decided to enter the yard for a super heavyweight match against the ominously named Eric. Savage executes a series of bows during his introduction and confidently tells the referee he doesn't have a mouthpiece, nor does he need one. The ref starts the fight anyway.

Savage lands a left hook early and throws some heavy-looking hooks at Eric. It looks to me like most of it lands in Eric's guard, but after barely a minute of action, Eric throws in the towel. I watched the match twice and it looks like Savage brushes a right hook off Eric's forehead at one point, but why Eric couldn't continue is anyone's guess.


W.A. VS Nate 31 - Kickboxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQRXbNz4Fp8

I haven't seen many kickboxing matches in the yard, so this should be exciting. Newcomer and local man W.A. takes on Nate 31, who defeated The Forsaken in the desert during the California event last year.

The match starts with W.A. nearly kicking Nate in the face, much to his opponent's apparent amusement. Nate follows up with a hard leg kick and some missed punches. W.A. returns the favor. It should be noted the men are exchanging verbal pleasantries as all of this goes on. W.A. goes for another high kick, narrowly missing Nate's head. As the first round draws to a close, W.A. walks into a right hook, which makes him start talking again. With nine seconds left on the clock, W.A. nearly kicks Nate's leg off, but he can't take him down.

There is no one in Nate's corner, which is a bit sad. He just stands there by himself like a wallflower.

W.A. spends the beginning of the second round throwing light kicks at Nate. Nate retaliates and pushes his opponent up against the concrete wall, earning himself a knee in the gut. Some mild conversation follows, and the referee orders the combattants to be quiet. It is becoming evident that Nate is suffering from all the leg kicks.

"Are you good?" asks W.A.
"Yeah," says Nate.
"Alright," says W.A. and promptly kicks Nate in the face.

With 30 seconds left on the timer, W.A. kicks Nate in the rear end and is overcome with guilt. He doesn't get any more offence in.

The third rounds starts with some hard kicks being traded between the two fighters. It seems like Nate's strategy is to counter-kick W.A to take him down, but he can't seem to pull it off. Nate is helpless at this point and receives a standing eight count after eating a right-left combination, but decides to continue anyway. Nate keeps stepping out of the (admittedly poorly-defined) ring and W.A. appears to take mercy on his opponent, basically just waiting the round out and securing a unanimous victory.


Judoka VS Killa Bee - MMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcVhHFz7Y4c

As the sun starts setting, Killa Bee's insatiable bloodlust lures him back into his backyard for a second bout.

Judoka starts the first round by running straight into a boot to the gut. Killa Bee goes for a second big boot, but Judoka catches it, and the fighters lock up. After breaking out of the clinch, Killa Bee lands another kick to Judoka's gut, causing his opponent to double over and drop his mouthpiece. The video ends before the vomiting starts.


Taveron VS Judoka - Boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yti1krm7q0c

As the sun sets even further, Judoka's insatiable bloodlust lures him back into the yard for a second bout, this time against clear-cut newcomer Taveron.

Judoka takes out all his rage on this poor boy and promptly knocks him down with a left hook. Surprisingly, Taveron comes back a little bit, landing a pretty good left hook. Judoka keeps on the offensive, landing several crosses to Taveron's face, but he's unable to put his opponent down a second time. Judoka screams with frustration, but Taveron keeps coming, going for the body and knocking over some garden furniture off screen.

Judoka seems to have gotten something stuck in his eye and tries to wash it out with water in his corner.

The second round starts with a fakeout knee-left cross combo from Judoka. Taveron goes in for the kill but eats a right hook and hits the canvas. Taveron is unable to continue at this point. He clarifies in the YouTube comments that he injured himself on the concrete when he went down. Taveron also claims this was his first match in ten years, so apparently he did some boxing when he was eight.


Red Reaper VS Killa Bee - MMA - #1 Contender Match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcvg3vYNm7g

Killa Bee tries to go three for three by challenging the West Coast Champion Red Reaper to an MMA match. Both men are undefeated, and while the belt is not on the line this time, a victory here will grant Bee a title match in the next event (aka WWE rules).

Red Reaper does not want to risk facing Killa Bee standing up and quickly gets his opponent in a headlock, bringing the match to the ground. Reaper lands some punches on the ground, but Bee mostly manages to avoid them. Bee almost manages to get to his feet, but Reaper bring him back down, punching at his downed opponent as the round ends.

Without warning, the second round starts, and Killa Bee kicks Red Reaper's leg out from underneath him. Reaper grabs Bee and tries to slam him, but both fighters sort of collapse instead, with Reaper's head stuck under Bee's arm. Reaper wriggles loose and gets into position to ground 'n' pound, and after a few punches to the face, Bee taps out, ending his win streak.


Big Daddy William VS Red Reaper - Boxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84U9JXMTMK8

Undefeated Big Daddy William is facing Red Reaper in the final match of the night. While Red Reaper is undefeated in MMA, he lost his only boxing match in the yard.

There is a lot of dancing as the first round starts, with Reaper landing a shot near William's throat at one point. William retaliates by hitting Reaper with all his might in the dick, killing his opponent. In accordance to Streetbeefs rules, the match is ruled a draw and both men chalk up another win on their records.


And that was Streetbeefs Las Vegas! I didn't include one match between Clutch and One Eyed Pirate, as it was a boring, uneventful affair, but otherwise this was a pretty pleasant little event, with the rise and fall of Killa Bee being the centerpiece.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004
Now that they've got a date (and I assume a location, but this is Street Beefs we're talking about) for the fights in Florida, what're the odds that Scarface was able to get a hotel this time and the fights actually happen?

NAG
Jul 13, 2009

staguar posted:

Now that they've got a date (and I assume a location, but this is Street Beefs we're talking about) for the fights in Florida, what're the odds that Scarface was able to get a hotel this time and the fights actually happen?

Do they even have a date set? Last video update from Scarface just said "next week".

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Eric sounds like the only smart one of the lot.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



I'm very upset that I didn't know Street Beefs LV actually happened or I would have gone.

Also loving LOL that they couldn't get any gym in town to sign off on letting them use it.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

NAG posted:

Do they even have a date set? Last video update from Scarface just said "next week".

There was a post in the Facebook group that said it was set for 3/14.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004
Big fight card on Saturday.

I really hope Beach and the other fighters that have some ability get away from Scarface and his carny bullshit.

NAG
Jul 13, 2009

I'll be covering the card in segments over the next several days. At the time of this post, videos are still being uploaded.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004
Scarface must be running out of sketchy VPN money, because he's putting on a fight card even though every sane person knows it's a bad idea.

Tune in next Saturday to see if Scarface gets arrested for running a show during the quarantine.

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

staguar posted:

Scarface must be running out of sketchy VPN money, because he's putting on a fight card even though every sane person knows it's a bad idea.

Tune in next Saturday to see if Scarface gets arrested for running a show during the quarantine.

Wow, I always thought they were in West Virginia. I mean really all he has to do is find a spot in WV, or somewhere that neighbors can't call the cops on him and he probably won't be busted. Not to say it's a good idea at all. This is the worst idea.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
STREETBEEFS, we'll always be together...

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


they're gonna swing 6 foot long jousting poles at each other

Firechicken
Sep 4, 2019

by Pragmatica
Well, since I've been on lockdown since the whole virus thing started, i decided to build my own ring. Im starting my own fight group called scrapyard fights.
Look us up on fb to check out the ring.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/ScrapyardFights/

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
In the age of plague Streetbeefs endures

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Firechicken posted:

Well, since I've been on lockdown since the whole virus thing started, i decided to build my own ring. Im starting my own fight group called scrapyard fights.
Look us up on fb to check out the ring.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/ScrapyardFights/

How many appearances will you have by Rising Phoenix?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


staguar posted:

How many appearances will you have by Rising Phoenix?

:emptyquote:

dracula vladdy AF
May 6, 2011

NAG posted:

There is a lot of dancing as the first round starts, with Reaper landing a shot near William's throat at one point. William retaliates by hitting Reaper with all his might in the dick, killing his opponent.

I don't know why but this description just kills me

Firechicken
Sep 4, 2019

by Pragmatica
A guy in streetbeefs facebook group did a breakdown of one of my streetbeef fights.

https://youtu.be/hCw4VH5hZfE

Firechicken
Sep 4, 2019

by Pragmatica

staguar posted:

How many appearances will you have by Rising Phoenix?

Yes. All of them.

ShineDog
May 21, 2007
It is inevitable!
You know it seems like it's been a good long while since we've had a goon project that's just a profoundly wonderful bad idea. I salute you, firechicken.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


ShineDog posted:

You know it seems like it's been a good long while since we've had a goon project that's just a profoundly wonderful bad idea. I salute you, firechicken.

:yeah:

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Firechicken how does scarface feel about you stepping in and making a competitor to his hustle?

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