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CAROL posted:the government sent me an email saying they don’t want to see me 
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Apr 2, 2020 14:00
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Splicer posted:Tag yourself I'm WARFIGHTING im the implication that the underlying notions can be accurately quantified, measured, and graphed like they’re stonks im also the representation of the only nation ever to use nuclear weapons as having the most conservative doctrine for their use
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Apr 2, 2020 14:33
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:im the implication that the underlying notions can be accurately quantified, measured, and graphed like they’re stonks I'm the USAF playing coy about the existence of the Israeli nuclear program.
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Apr 2, 2020 14:49
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i'm the line that says "Cyber" just flying thru a featureless 3D landscape
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Apr 2, 2020 15:20
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Alan Smithee posted:corona vaccines are gonna be the new snake oil aren't they? Like some will make your arms fall off, others will make your balls swollen (much to the user's disappointment after an initial excitement) and gangrenous there are certainly going to be a lot of snake oil "cures" going around but no, the reason it's going to take like 12-18 months for a vaccine is that the human trials go for about a year to make sure that this exact kind of poo poo doesn't happen Don't want to roll out a vaccine to the entire human race that makes people infertile or some poo poo, that would be a bit of a whoopsie
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Apr 2, 2020 16:11
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https://mobile.twitter.com/stevensonpj/status/1245354440242204673
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Apr 2, 2020 16:28
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Armadillo Tank posted:Again I use this thread for military industrial complex quackery Good to know that the Air Force is starting to come up with excuses to rationalize Donald's desire to just nuke something.
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Apr 2, 2020 16:57
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SaTaMaS posted:Good to know that the Air Force is starting to come up with excuses to rationalize Donald's desire to just nuke something. It’s an old slide, pre-Trump, even Platystemon has issued a correction as of 17:06 on Apr 2, 2020 |
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Apr 2, 2020 17:04
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Oh fish. My paycheck currently is based on me writing a document to tell schools how to integrate Zoom with our system. It's me, I'm the Shadowrun wage slave. Fortunately (?) my company uses Teams for 99% of our meetings now. And if anyone has noticed my posting habits for the entire time I've been here, no one has said anything.
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Apr 2, 2020 17:18
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Warmachine posted:Oh fish. My paycheck currently is based on me writing a document to tell schools how to integrate Zoom with our system. It's me, I'm the Shadowrun wage slave. Can you have a goon ringer hack your presentation in real-time? Keep the racism out. Maybe stick to light shitposting just to get the message across
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Apr 2, 2020 17:40
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bike tory posted:there are certainly going to be a lot of snake oil "cures" going around but no, the reason it's going to take like 12-18 months for a vaccine is that the human trials go for about a year to make sure that this exact kind of poo poo doesn't happen Actually that specific scenario would loving own.
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Apr 2, 2020 17:43
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sounds like they're just begging for someone to set up an army of wardialer goatse bots
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Apr 2, 2020 19:20
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Alan Smithee posted:Can you have a goon ringer hack your presentation in real-time? Keep the racism out. Maybe stick to light shitposting just to get the message across If you just spam "MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWER HOUSE OF THE CELL" it might work. Pretty sure our parent company produced that film. I always said I wanted to write for a living. I guess I didn't see the monkey's paw curl.
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Apr 3, 2020 03:46
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Warmachine posted:If you just spam "MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWER HOUSE OF THE CELL" it might work. Pretty sure our parent company produced that film. Just wanna say I love your post for this dumb reference.
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Apr 3, 2020 03:50
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https://twitter.com/campuscodi/status/1245624180994789379
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Apr 3, 2020 05:50
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The reflection of a man wearing a sars mask sells it. The feeling of envy this envokes in Amercians really sells it.
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Apr 3, 2020 06:07
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Shinra is real Corona is Meteor
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Apr 3, 2020 06:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87_4nHEPHyU
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Apr 3, 2020 06:50
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hell yeah
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Apr 3, 2020 07:03
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what we wanted: "Okay deckers, let's get those credits from the megacorps that oppress us. Jack in on my command" what we got: "Okay anons, let's get 1000 penises for our n---erlords, schoolbus is up"
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Apr 3, 2020 07:24
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Freaking Crumbum posted:i'm the line that says "Cyber" just flying thru a featureless 3D landscape Hell yeah, when Cyber line crosses Conventional line near the Blue Sun it makes a giant conflict vortex!
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Apr 3, 2020 13:49
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CAROL posted:the government sent me an email saying they don’t want to see me that email was from all of us, Jack
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Apr 3, 2020 15:19
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https://twitter.com/itsdancrowd/status/1245939558899802113
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Apr 3, 2020 17:45
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lol
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Apr 3, 2020 18:31
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https://twitter.com/mbsocol/status/1246090013999235075 very cool!
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Apr 3, 2020 19:00
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The most dystopian part of this is how Zoom managed to plant itself as the genericized term for teleconferencing. All those idiots worrying about security and quality, when all it takes is having the shortest name to pronounce.
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Apr 3, 2020 20:21
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https://twitter.com/futurism/status/1245813638436474880
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Apr 3, 2020 20:21
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Want to know how well your local area is staying at home? Google has pretty graphs for you. https://www.google.com/covid19/mobility/ Part of NYC, as an example:  Good info. And a good reminder that Google location-tracks almost every Android phone in existence. (Don't think you're any better, iPhone-havers, Apple does the same thing to you.)
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Apr 3, 2020 21:50
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appears copenhageners stay home more than new yorkers, but theres an interesting reversal in the park usage:
Carthag Tuek has issued a correction as of 00:12 on Apr 4, 2020 |
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Apr 4, 2020 00:10
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Subscription cordial https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1246183200285655043
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Apr 4, 2020 01:48
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Inceltown posted:Subscription cordial disrupting water with our new paradigm-shaking Juce™
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Apr 4, 2020 01:58
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silentsnack posted:sounds like they're just begging for someone to set up an army of wardialer goatse bots Time for upper management at some random accounting firm to learn about the joys of goatse.
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Apr 4, 2020 01:59
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Inceltown posted:Subscription cordial that water looks like lubricant
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Apr 4, 2020 01:59
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Twelve dollar flavor pods?! Holy poo poo.
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Apr 4, 2020 02:14
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Inceltown posted:Subscription cordial
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Apr 4, 2020 02:17
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Thanatosian posted:Twelve dollar flavor pods?! Holy poo poo. disrupted much 
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Apr 4, 2020 02:20
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is this like vaping except for fluids fluing, liquing?
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Apr 4, 2020 05:51
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Alan Smithee posted:is this like vaping except for fluids "Dranking"
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Apr 4, 2020 06:49
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https://twitter.com/korkmazelm/status/1246032968428195842
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Apr 4, 2020 09:17
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Apr 4, 2020 13:03
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