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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Picnic Princess posted:

Okay I went looking and they poorly edited out Woodstock because of social distancing, amazing.



It's like garfield minus garfield only more depressing!

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Ebola Roulette
Sep 13, 2010

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.

$1000 a month for a property worth $350k is a terrible investment. How do you guillotine that which has no brain?

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Not sure what a Rusty Dutch Oven is but I bet it's expensive

Sounds risque

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

T-man posted:

After what we did on the altar I highly doubt that.

(Cheating at board game night is ungodly)
Ha, well to be perfectly honest the last time I was in a church I got my tits out so I've got bigger problems than bringing along my own Monopoly money

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/cortmanteau/status/1246399132316487683?s=19

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

We have a strong contender for most ratio'd tweet ever.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Do restaurant photos in Google Earth count as IOSM?





I want to know wtf book this is

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Data Graham posted:

Do restaurant photos in Google Earth count as IOSM?





I want to know wtf book this is

From my cursory googling, it's a Rich Litvin book called "The Prosperous Coach"

“Life really can be exponential. You are far closer to everything you want than you could ever imagine. Miracles are far closer than you think.“

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Yeah so I'm hereby revoking Rich Litvin's license to use the word "exponential"

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.
I'm more confused by the restaurant serving bread with a noodle-heavy soup.

Elblanco
May 26, 2008

PizzaProwler posted:

I'm more confused by the restaurant serving bread with a noodle-heavy soup.

With that username I'm surprised you aren't more on board with itallian starch tuesdays.

FFT
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

who hasn't enjoyed a nice slice of plain buttered toast with their completely unspiced chicken fettuccine alfredo?

oregano? pepper? garlic? they're for posers

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Midnight Voyager posted:

You know what thalidomide did to people, right? Because it killed a lot of babies.

I don't think relaxing health and safety regulations is the way to get out of this, man.



The more accurate version I saw was that if you're the kind of person to violate quarantine, you're also the kind of person to hide a zombie bite.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

FFT posted:

who hasn't enjoyed a nice slice of plain buttered toast with their completely unspiced chicken fettuccine alfredo?

oregano? pepper? garlic? they're for posers

I wonder how gross that beer is...

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

apatheticman posted:

I wonder how gross that beer is...

It's Imperial, from Costa Rica. So I assume it's like every beer from a tropical country; weak pisswater that you're only drinking because it's 98 degrees and 98% humidity out.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Zesty posted:

The more accurate version I saw was that if you're the kind of person to violate quarantine, you're also the kind of person to hide a zombie bite.

I have a chronic cough that is only tangentially* COVID-19-related, so every time I go to the store I have to explain that no, really, my being pale and sluggish and hungrily eyeing my fellow shoppers is a pre-existing condition.

* I just moved, my old doctor won't re-prescribe my meds, and I can't get an appointment with my new doctor until loving June

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Zesty posted:

The more accurate version I saw was that if you're the kind of person to violate quarantine, you're also the kind of person to hide a zombie bite.

I used to think that was unrealistic, but now...

FFT
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Memento posted:

It's Imperial, from Costa Rica. So I assume it's like every beer from a tropical country; weak pisswater that you're only drinking because it's 98 degrees and 98% humidity out.

it's a standard boring lager so you're correct

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
Holy poo poo
https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/1246631357175955458?s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I'm hoping it looks less like flames and more like christmas lights in person.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


He's not getting ratio'd anywhere near hard enough for this.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1246664843991461888

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
holy poo poo



I am deceased

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.




It's a lowercase T! T for time to move out of town!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/gotravelgear/status/1246665737357361153

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

I have a chronic cough that is only tangentially* COVID-19-related, so every time I go to the store I have to explain that no, really, my being pale and sluggish and hungrily eyeing my fellow shoppers is a pre-existing condition.

* I just moved, my old doctor won't re-prescribe my meds, and I can't get an appointment with my new doctor until loving June

hell, :same:

mine's from being a career smoker though; I know what's gonna kill me and the rona is gonna have to get in line

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

TheKennedys posted:

hell, :same:

mine's from being a career smoker though; I know what's gonna kill me and the rona is gonna have to get in line

Mine is from chronic bushfires. I'm currently in the phase of loving it because people stay away from me.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Karia posted:

I'm actually kinda surprised they're upset by this. I'd assumed that this sort of "changing the character" BS outrage would be asymmetric: they'd be outraged if the woman's outfit covered more, but embrace the change if, say, the developers decided, gently caress it, Jill Valentine is just wearing a bikini now (probably claiming that it shows how confident she is or some crap.) But it looks to me like those shorts are actually shorter than the original skirt. I guess not having any promise of up-skirt shots trumps everything even though the camera would likely prevent it completely?

I feel disgusting even writing about this, god gamers are terrible.

They should sell a Special Gamer Edition that has the skirt, with the order form going directly to tips@fbi.gov

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

RareAcumen posted:

Oh right, I forgot I needed to be the IOSM about because I googled it but I wasn't sure which website to trust. 5G's still harmless to us since it's not as high on the radiation scale as micro and UV waves right?

The frequencies start in the microwave region (which is also where wifi and a lot of existing mobile phone bands are already) and goes up to EHF, which is still miles short of even infrared and visible light. EMF doesn't get dangerous (in under-gigawatt powers) until you go all the way past visible light and into UVB.

e: I guess I'm the IoSM for not seeing that I was pages behind...

goddamnedtwisto has a new favorite as of 08:59 on Apr 5, 2020

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

goddamnedtwisto posted:

The frequencies start in the microwave region (which is also where wifi and a lot of existing mobile phone bands are already) and goes up to EHF, which is still miles short of even infrared and visible light. EMF doesn't get dangerous (in under-gigawatt powers) until you go all the way past visible light and into UVB.

e: I guess I'm the IoSM for not seeing that I was pages behind...

You were already the IoSM for posting. Being pages behind is second to that.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Inceltown posted:

You were already the IoSM for posting. Being pages behind is second to that.

:hmmyes:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/Ga33SIw.mp4

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Memento posted:

[url]https://i.imgur.com/Ga33SIw.mp4[/urlhuge]

I think you mistook this for the Awesome on Social Media thread.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Oh poo poo I thought this was actually the funny pictures thread. Today the IoSM is me.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Memento posted:

Oh poo poo I thought this was actually the funny pictures thread. Today the IoSM is me.

Here's one I prepared earlier.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
Now I’m generally pro-chapo, and not a warren supporter but yikes fam:

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1246510656184082434?s=21



Not a hill to die on dude

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
It’s sad to see how much Bors sucks now.

He used to be okay

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

https://youtu.be/1wfamPW3Eaw

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Ambitious Spider posted:

Now I’m generally pro-chapo, and not a warren supporter but yikes fam:

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1246510656184082434?s=21



Not a hill to die on dude

Christman’s perspective is that Warren kneecapped the only viable socialist candidate in generations and thus hosed things up on a long term basis. All Bannon is doing these days is running some weird Mind Warrior think tank or some poo poo. Not trying to get into a D&D argument (and especially not trying to get into an argument about Red Scare because who gives a gently caress) here but it really doesn’t seem unreasonable.

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EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Henchman of Santa posted:

Christman’s perspective is that Warren kneecapped the only viable socialist candidate in generations and thus hosed things up on a long term basis. All Bannon is doing these days is running some weird Mind Warrior think tank or some poo poo. Not trying to get into a D&D argument (and especially not trying to get into an argument about Red Scare because who gives a gently caress) here but it really doesn’t seem unreasonable.

How dare a prominent and respected candidate not step aside for an elderly white man! :argh:

And why don't women like nice guys?

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