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DerekSmartymans posted:My phone has started heating up the last couple of weeks and I cannot figure out why. I don’t have any antivirus or malware checking apps because I don’t know iOS at the nuts and bolts like I do Win10. go into the battery settings in the control panel and see which app is using a lot of power there.
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use the excess heat to dry some berries op
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Midjack posted:go into the battery settings in the control panel and see which app is using a lot of power there. Yeah ok. like I said: I’m not familiar with all of iOS’ peccadilloes. I don’t want Siri touching poop 💩.
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Apr 6, 2020 20:50
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It's covid.app, OP. Your phone is going to die, I'm sorry.
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Apr 6, 2020 20:56
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Paladinus posted:It's covid.app, OP. Your phone is going to die, I'm sorry. I regret that I have a strong enough will to not roll around in poo poo and bitcoin, even though I cannot figure out which is which.
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Apr 6, 2020 21:01
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DerekSmartymans posted:I regret that I have a strong enough will to not roll around in poo poo and bitcoin, even though I cannot figure out which is which. well, your posting isn't bitcoin
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Organizing a bank run....(self.CryptoCurrency) submitted 1 days ago by Leftwing_agitator to /r/CryptoCurrency So, those of us who HAVE the amounts required to do this could organize a bank run. Heres the barebones sketch: 1. Have a whale cash out to fiat, and then deposit to a major bank. (everyone knows the bank, but don't know the branch to protect whale) 2. Have followers deposit to same major chain. 3. The whale goes in, and withdraws the banks entire vault (in cash) 4. Tell followers which bank branch to hit. All the followers swarm the bank asking for cash. 5. Call the news media in when bank can't produce said cash. 6. Redeposit the cash at another bank (not a different branch of same chain). Rinse and repeat at different chain of original bank. 7. Watch bankers panic. 9. Watch media panic. 10. Watch general populace panic. 11. Watch FDIC panic 12. Watch FDIC get bailed out by fed printing money. 13. Profit as populace loses faith in dollar and flees to bitcoin. xD
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Apr 6, 2020 21:30
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*cashes out to fiat* *bitcoin crashes to 0* ...oh
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While watching a recommended video that talks BTC w/ some neighbors... (self.Bitcoin) submitted 2 hours ago * by TheRealNotaredditor So I am sitting in my neighbors apartment, chilling, avoiding the outside world. When all of a sudden, a Bitcoin doc. Showed up in their recommended. Neighor starts going off about Dread Pirate Roberts and trashing the old marketplace to me and his GF. Fair, some mistakes were made. Then he goes on to explain to his questioning GF about how all these "Druggies used stupid internet tokens made by nerds so they can get drugs delivered to their house." Im sitting there with my best poker face. Like, okay, sure. Silkroad was kinda a growing pain, but dont poo poo on my Bits bro. He goes on to ask what the value of a BTC is... Neighbor :"What are they worth anyway? Couple cents of something?" Me coy as ever: "Umm, well actually man, they are worth a little under $7,000 a piece now... But just a bit ago was over 11k." Neighbor: "Seriously? What kind of moron would buy a stupid Bitcoin for that much? Just buy stocks, they are so cheap right now!" Me pensive: "haha, well, I mean it has outperformed the entire market and is a safe haven more reliable than gold, so, there is that..." Neighbor: " Wait, you dont actually believe this crap do you?" Me: "Actually man, I do.." ~ @ this point in the show that was on, CryptoKid comes on, and the Winklevoss boys are mentioned ~ His jaw drops. I go on to explain to him, (a traditional market investor, owns a couple bluchip stocks and a traditional 401k) how the cost of investment capital is ACTUALLY calculated... "Yes, we take the market cap, and divide it by the circulating supply.... See, there are only EVER going to be 21 million." I explained the upcoming halving, the demand for a safe haven asset, and the prospectus of that awful annoying "BRRRRR ing" noise emminating from the federal reserve. This morning he texted me asking about the KYC on Coinbase. ( the only exchange available here) Success.
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Mark_Bear 8 points 6 hours ago I've posted here, at least 100 times, to save a liquid, emergency cash cushion - enough to pay all your bills for one full year (two years, even better). Yes, the weak hands are about to get crushed. The strong hands will "buy the dip". This is nothing unique to Bitcoin, by the way. For example, I'm planning on buying a lot of nice things during the coming catastrophe, with cash, for pennies on the dollar. A lot of people are going to lose/sell their real estate, cars, boats, planes, stocks, Bitcoins, jewelry, gold, silver, etc. First deflation, then hyperinflation. During the deflation phase, cash is king. After that, cash is trash.
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...! posted:I go on to explain to him, (a traditional market investor, owns a couple bluchip stocks and a traditional 401k) how the cost of investment capital is ACTUALLY calculated... "Yes, we take the market cap, and divide it by the circulating supply.... See, there are only EVER going to be 21 million." That is... not... how.......... it ACTUALLY............. works.
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Apr 6, 2020 22:10
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I am definitely selling my plane now.
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Apr 6, 2020 22:11
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Paladinus posted:I am definitely selling my plane now. too late i already sold your plane
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Paladinus posted:That is... not... how.......... it ACTUALLY............. works. Boxturret posted:too late i already sold your plane
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Boxturret posted:too late i already sold your plane Well, time to sell my yacht to hire a murderdrone.
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Apr 6, 2020 23:38
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gschmidl posted:*cashes out to fiat* or, in their wildest fantasy... *cashes out to fiat* *pwns the traditional banking system haha suck it fiatailures* *bitcoin price skyrockets as everyone rushes to buy it because _____* *oh poo poo I sold it all for my wacky scheme* of course like so many amazing coordinated attacks bitcoiners dream up, the goal was never to participate, only to reap the hypothetical rewards
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Paladinus posted:Well, time to sell my yacht to hire a murderdrone. i have some bad news about your yacht
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YOSPOS > buttcoin thread: don't poo poo on my Bits bro
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AlbieQuirky posted:i have some bad news about your yacht oh gently caress it’s the admiralty, my one weakness
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why my bitcoin smell like poo poo
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Krankenstyle posted:why my bitcoin smell like poo poo i think you actually have what's known as a buttcoin there. they're like poop, from a butt
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...! posted:~ @ this point in the show that was on, CryptoKid comes on, and the Winklevoss boys are mentioned ~
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oh goodie https://twitter.com/itsfoss2/status/1247447783331762177
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“it is gaining popularity” ron howard (voiceover): it was not gaining popularity
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mmhm yes the one thing we want from youtube is even less content moderation
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Chalks posted:mmhm yes the one thing we want from youtube is even less content moderation Have you heard about kill tv op? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3903966
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Ms Librarian there’s a man jacking off to child porn
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Alan Smithee posted:Ms Librarian there’s a man jacking off to child porn It's okay, he has a paedophile tag.
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AlbieQuirky posted:“it is gaining popularity” day before yesterday it had one user. yesterday, two. today, four! if current trends continue,
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By blockchain based I hope that means they send each video in it's entirety to everyone to validate the video chain.
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we've been making fun of LBRY for years. from september 2016:Cojawfee posted:Wow, I knew bitcoin made people stupid, but I didn't realize it made people that stupid. Anyone can buy any domain as long as they outbid the last person. As in you bid on a domain and then make it popular. Then someone can come bid on it again at any time and take it if they bid more than you. Once someone buys the domain you've built up, you don't get anything for it. In order to get it back, you have to bid again and spend even more. I didn't read their essay, so I don't know where the money goes. I'm assuming all the money goes directly to them, because bitcoin. Then they say this removes corporate control. Fuckin Anyone could build up a community around a domain and any corporation with more money than that person can steal it. Then they could set the price so high that the original owner could never afford to buy it back. quote:Suppose i created address with name of my company lbry/:Mycompany and i bought this address at 1 LBC.
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I'm setting up assface.io. It's a decentralised, open-source initiative that allows you to put your rear end in people's faces. I haven't written any code or done any work or gotten any rear end yet, but trust me - it's going to be the next big thing in the world of rear end in face. Seeking investment partners. Blockchain
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Hammerite posted:I'm setting up assface.io. It's a decentralised, open-source initiative that allows you to put your rear end in people's faces. I haven't written any code or done any work or gotten any rear end yet, but trust me - it's going to be the next big thing in the world of rear end in face. Seeking investment partners. Blockchain
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ Combine the buttcamera with smartpipe,and put it on the blockchain for ultimate convergence of disruptive technologies.
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Gobbeldygook posted:we've been making fun of LBRY for years. from september 2016: what are you talking about, it's clearly new because they said it was new  dave from eevblog has been trying real hard to make it work for him cuz he's into crypto and all i've noticed come of his effort is him begging people to subscribe to his lbry channel and him putting out videos complaining that lbry is down or broken lmao
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do you think there's some connection between liking bitcoin and having the memory of a goldfish?
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explains why bitcoin is still a new technology and lightning network is just around the corner.
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Are you freaking kidding me. You actually bought into that idiotic statist FUD. That was one of the most rediculous things I have ever witnessed. I guess you believe he actually killed the bitcoin with that rock. What a joke. I guess that guy hunted like his ancestors did, camo t-shirt, cap turned backwards with leaves stuck in it. Do you really believe a person can chase a bitcoin for a mile or two until it gets tired and just walk up to it and kill it with a rock? A Walker hound can chase a bitcoin for hours and never catch it, so how do you think a person is going to do it? How can you take this thread seriously? And BTW, it's certainly not legal to hunt bitcoins with rocks in any state. That is for anyone dumb enough to think they could do it. One other thing, the idiot in the FUD said it's a kids nature to throw rocks at cryptocurrencies. I guess I wasn't a normal kid. I just forgot to go around the neighborhood throwing rocks at whatever cryptocurrency got in my way. This is one of the most rediculous threads I have read since I have been on this forum. I guess I had better go find my perfect rock for this bitcoin season.
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