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Areola Grande

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Looking like Tokyo and Osaka are going into lockdown soon. Lots of places are shuttering. I came into work today and my boss was like "You aren't scheduled to be here until the 14th." So that's neat. Now I have time to take care of tax stuff and clean my apartment. Also cook. I'm thinking I should order a case of craft beer from a local store tonight.

You should. There's comfort in stockpiled cold ones

:kav:





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Escape From Noise

I went out and stocked up. I am ready.

biosterous




canadians: appliacations are open for the CERB if you've missed at least 14 days of work since march 15th and aren't already on EI: https://www.canada.ca/en/revenue-agency/services/benefits/apply-for-cerb-with-cra.html

i applied and will be getting government bux soon :woop:



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xcheopis


Aaaand, my bosses mom tested positive for covid and pneumonia. Her mom lives with her, so the household is in quarantine. :c

alnilam

Stay safe everyone including xcheopis and xcheopis' boss and xcheopis' boss's mom

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alnilam posted:

Stay safe everyone including xcheopis and xcheopis' boss and xcheopis' boss's mom

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alnilam posted:

Stay safe everyone including xcheopis and xcheopis' boss and xcheopis' boss's mom

Goons Are Gifts

alnilam posted:

Stay safe everyone including xcheopis and xcheopis' boss and xcheopis' boss's mom


owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

i hope all of your moms are staying safe from the virus


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Slush Garbo

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my mom asked me yesterday if i thought she should spray teflon on her mask (NO!)

so glad she asked me first! it was funny and sad. she is being real careful tho

alnilam

Teflon is very useful but is also some real nasty poo poo please do not spray an aerosolized teflon on your breathing apparatus hugh malone's mom!!

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Schnitzel mit uns


Slush Garbo posted:

my mom asked me yesterday if i thought she should spray teflon on her mask (NO!)

so glad she asked me first! it was funny and sad. she is being real careful tho

what advantage did she imagine it might confer? The virusballs wouldnt stick?


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The actual best prophylactic against covid-19 is coating all your mucous membranes with teflon so the virus cant stick :smug:


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xcheopis


Actually stress eating, which I don't generally do. Vanilla ice cream with blackberry preserves spooned over is still awesome.

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xcheopis posted:

Actually stress eating, which I don't generally do. Vanilla ice cream with blackberry preserves spooned over is still awesome.

:peanut: oh my :peanut:

Keep on keeping on!

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weed cat

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

The actual best prophylactic against covid-19 is coating all your mucous membranes with teflon so the virus cant stick :smug:

years ago a doctor recommended putting vaseline in my nose when air traveling due to all the airborne stuff that gets recycled in planes. put some on a q tip and coat the inside of my nose with it. not sure if that's been proven one way or another.

Areola Grande

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weed cat posted:

years ago a doctor recommended putting vaseline in my nose when air traveling due to all the airborne stuff that gets recycled in planes. put some on a q tip and coat the inside of my nose with it. not sure if that's been proven one way or another.

you should meet my doctor





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weed cat posted:

years ago a doctor recommended putting vaseline in my nose when air traveling due to all the airborne stuff that gets recycled in planes. put some on a q tip and coat the inside of my nose with it. not sure if that's been proven one way or another.

That's probably a matter of keeping your mucous membranes moist, because the air on airplanes is generally extremely dry. It's easier to catch colds and stuff if your mucous membranes dry out (which is why cold and flu season is usually in the winter when the air is very dry - either from the cold or the use of heating), because the pathogens don't get trapped in your snot and mucous and get a direct line to your more vulnerable bits. That's my layman's understanding of it anyway. (I don't know if Vaseline actually would help with that).

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

what advantage did she imagine it might confer? The virusballs wouldnt stick?

I don't know, she's old and scared. I shouldn't have brought it up in here.


In other news: I did my taxes, unemployment application, and my census too because gently caress it my orbs, when you start to party you may as well party hard!


(Stayed up late so the tx unemployment site would hopefully work. I only had to reload and re-enter whole pages of info like 5 times!)

Escape From Noise

Nah. I get it. I think we all do dumb things or consider doing them. Then in retrospect think "What the hell?"

biosterous




going grocery shopping today makes me want to yell PISSSSSSSSS really loud



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biosterous posted:

going grocery shopping today makes me want to yell PISSSSSSSSS really loud

I'm at work and just solidarity hollered piss for you buddy

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Finger Prince posted:

That's probably a matter of keeping your mucous membranes moist, because the air on airplanes is generally extremely dry. It's easier to catch colds and stuff if your mucous membranes dry out (which is why cold and flu season is usually in the winter when the air is very dry - either from the cold or the use of heating), because the pathogens don't get trapped in your snot and mucous and get a direct line to your more vulnerable bits. That's my layman's understanding of it anyway. (I don't know if Vaseline actually would help with that).

Careful with stuff up your nose, if it's advice from the doctor great. People put drugs up their nose for a reason. Stuff gets into the body FAST up there.

So just be careful with other options, I know Vicks up the nose can be deadly (you are supposed to put it on your chest or neck and inhale the fumes)

Escape From Noise

The grocery stores here aren't completely picked over. Still plenty of veg, not much in the way of meat though. Which is funny because it's something I usually don't really buy but now being home have a few things I was thinking of. Ah well. No masks available but that's alright. Just hangin' tight.Kind of bored.



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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

The grocery stores here aren't completely picked over. Still plenty of veg, not much in the way of meat though. Which is funny because it's something I usually don't really buy but now being home have a few things I was thinking of. Ah well. No masks available but that's alright. Just hangin' tight.Kind of bored.

The store where I normally shop is now stocking shelf-stable cartons of tofu. They still have the fresh/refrigerated stuff, too, so it's not a complete changeover.

No black beans, though. :mad:

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xcheopis posted:

The store where I normally shop is now stocking shelf-stable cartons of tofu. They still have the fresh/refrigerated stuff, too, so it's not a complete changeover.

No black beans, though. :mad:

I got black beans yesterday at the import store. I'd been looking around before but hard to find for different reasons. There's plenty of tofu here. I bought a mapo dofu kit thingy and I kind of need mince for that.



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Stores near me are now implementing hard capacity limits, which I'm hearing is resulting in big lines outside so I don't know if it's really helping.

Also, a cardiologist who recently (like a month or so ago) treated my sister-in-law is now in the ICU and needed a plasma donor. Kind of a sobering reminder that the people on the front lines of this are only marginally, if at all, better protected than the rest of us.

xcheopis


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I got black beans yesterday at the import store. I'd been looking around before but hard to find for different reasons. There's plenty of tofu here. I bought a mapo dofu kit thingy and I kind of need mince for that.
Yes, they've been a bit scarce over the past year. Ugh, now I have to see if there's a reason for that. At least there were still plenty of lentils and chickpeas about.

Things are getting bad when AskAManager uses "hellscape" in response to a question.


edit: Ah. https://www.producer.com/2019/12/mexican-bean-shortage-difficult-to-fill/

xcheopis fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Apr 7, 2020

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yesterday in NYC was not only a lovely day to be outside (even with mask/gloves), I actually managed to find some toilet paper and even a tiny bottle of hand sanitizer, hallelujah! it felt vaguely like winning some kind of lottery.

amazingly, shelves of stores I've been to are pretty well stocked except for a few discrete items (like the aforementioned tp and hand sanitizer). long waits in line to enter the stores, but once you're in it's remarkably relaxed because they limit the number of people inside at one time.


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Manifisto posted:

yesterday in NYC was not only a lovely day to be outside (even with mask/gloves), I actually managed to find some toilet paper and even a tiny bottle of hand sanitizer, hallelujah! it felt vaguely like winning some kind of lottery.

amazingly, shelves of stores I've been to are pretty well stocked except for a few discrete items (like the aforementioned tp and hand sanitizer). long waits in line to enter the stores, but once you're in it's remarkably relaxed because they limit the number of people inside at one time.

I grew up in Yonkers, then moved to Dobbs Ferry, NY until I graduated HS in '83, then I became an Air Force refugee and bounced around a bit until I settled down here in Delaware

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xcheopis


Stupid disaster service workers law!

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google THIS

FINALLY

https://www.wdtn.com/news/ohio-restaurants-can-now-sell-deliver-2-alcoholic-drinks-per-takeout-meal/

pixaal

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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


do you happen to know what normally goes in there?



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Slush Garbo

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Yes hello I'd like to order one biscuit and two 40 oz. cups of whiskey thanks

Manifisto


pixaal posted:

do you happen to know what normally goes in there?

jodie foster and her diabetic daughter?


ty nesamdoom!

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pixaal posted:

do you happen to know what normally goes in there?

Nuh-uh. Sumpin' valuable, so maybe his favorite character's set of D&D dice?

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Slush Garbo posted:

Everybody! There's a pink moon tonight, brightest supermoon of 2020. I hope you can get outside to see it and don't have too much cloud cover!

Cross posting here because I wanted to mention the skies are very very clear due to lack of people doing things from the virus so this is probably a really great time to stargaze as you probably wont have a view this good again in your life unless you go someplace specifically to stargaze that is intentionally kept low on pollution for stargazing.



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Now if everyone would just shut off their lights...

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