Bernie Toxxes: The Desolation of CSPAM

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Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

The Sword of C-SPAMocles

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Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

I have survived the bannings!

Yes! I am invincible!

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:01

puppets freak me out: Dec 18, 2015

I was missed.

Requesting to die so I can be reborn

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:02

Lightning Knight: Feb 24, 2012; Pray for Answer

dex_sda posted:

(I assume they're just waiting for admin approve)

I have determined the squizzle ran out of time at page 44, so MORE BANS INCOMING

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:04

cool dance moves: Aug 27, 2018

Lemming posted:

I have survived the bannings!

Yes! I am invincible!

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:05

El Burbo: Oct 10, 2012

death approaches!

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:07

Goon Boots: Feb 2, 2020

*me on deathbed, eyes barely open* "Did Bernie make it?" *passes out*

*mod sets clock forward to PRESIDENT SANDERS* "Look, he made it"

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:09

conventionalcat: Dec 17, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

bernie's gonna win

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:10

Goon Boots: Feb 2, 2020

This is just the lull before Bernie activates his second form.

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:14

Giga Gaia: May 2, 2006; 360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Homeless Friend posted:

lmao god drat hf on fire today

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:14

Pyrotoad: Oct 24, 2010; Illegal Hen

HIT ME BABY

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:16

Korean Boomhauer: Sep 4, 2008

Homeless Friend posted:

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:23

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Lightning Knight posted:

If anybody hasn't been banned that needs to be banned due to toxx

*raises paw*

destroy this account, so it may rise again even stronger

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:24

World Famous W: May 25, 2007; BAAAAAAAAAAAA

I die and I live again!

No regrets! Never surrender!

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:26

Raine: Apr 30, 2013; ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER

NotWearingPants posted:

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:26

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

NotWearingPants posted:

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:30

Skyelan: Sep 17, 2007

Now open your eyes while our plight is repeated
Still deaf to our cries, lost in hope we lie defeated
Our souls have been torn, and our bodies forsaken
Bearing sins of the past, for our future is taken

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:32

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

Lightning Knight posted:

I think we're caught up? Squizzle took up the task when I was doing boring work poo poo.

If anybody hasn't been banned that needs to be banned due to toxx, let me know, or report them, or whatever. I'm sure we'll get you all eventually.

Until then, this thread shall remain as a monument to our sins as a nation, for we did not choose bernie sanders

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:35

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

What a nice page to be posting on, free and unbanned

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:42

tonberi: Oct 17, 2003

Lemming posted:

What a nice page to be posting on, free and unbanned

Garrand posted:

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:43

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i regret that i have but one :ten: to give to socialism

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:43

Cao Ni Ma: May 25, 2010

Lemming posted:

What a nice page to be posting on, free and unbanned

Your next buddy clench your rear end

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:44

Goon Boots: Feb 2, 2020

You wouldn't ban a guy with the newbie av would you?

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:44

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Your next buddy clench your rear end

I live, I die, I live again!

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:47

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

I don't think the bannings should happen until election but whatever, that's not up to me I guess. do what you gotta do mods but can I keep my av I like it :[

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:49

Warmachine: Jan 30, 2012

Nice

Not banned.

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:58

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Garrand posted:

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:05

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

I'm right here.

I'm thankful that in these uncertain times somebody has the bravery it takes to step up and claim the title of Warlord

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:06

Cao Ni Ma: May 25, 2010

Cao Ni Ma posted:

LK tell me if the axe is going to fall on the people that posted after the fact already because I could be buying my avatar right now instead of waiting for my second death this election cycle

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:06

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:11

Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

much like jesus i am back from death

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:11

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

gently caress joe biden

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Lightning Knight posted:

This thread is now open to all posters, as the toxxers have failed their toxxes.

may god have mercy on our souls, for america hath sinned

Now that I can post here without toxxing,

Lemming posted:

What a nice page to be posting on, free and unbanned

I saved your last av for you if you're able to get it and still want it btw

I'm broke or I'd pay for it myself

Same for you empty

empty whippet box posted:

I don't think the bannings should happen until election but whatever, that's not up to me I guess. do what you gotta do mods but can I keep my av I like it :[

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:19

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

it sucks the character limit is so low for titles so its hard to really cram the best tags in there

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:21

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Giga Gaia posted:

lmao god drat hf on fire today

Request a refund from the Bernie campaign to pay for CSPAM toxx bans...

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:22

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

etalian posted:

Request a refund from the Bernie campaign to pay for CSPAM toxx bans...

Jeb Repetition walked so the Bernie toxxers could run

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:27

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

empty whippet box posted:

gently caress joe biden

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:28

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

Lightning Knight posted:

I have determined the squizzle ran out of time at page 44, so MORE BANS INCOMING

the betrayal!!

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:28

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Rastor posted:

Downballot thread

Howie Hawkins for President thread

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:30

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Bushido Brown: Mar 30, 2011

I busted, I busted.

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:34

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