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sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I'll let it lie.

lol, but also at least take your very serious complaints to QCS so people don't have to read about it here

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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Urgh. You're right, I did say I'd drop it. Apologies. At least we're on a new page.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Comedy forum.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

There's no hard feelings, I'm not sure that I'm articulating myself well. If you do make a QCS thread I am willing to try again.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

e: nvm

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Did the unbirthing threat actually result in Lowtax getting a subpoena?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Len posted:

Did the unbirthing threat actually result in Lowtax getting a subpoena?

No but it's ok for us to not play around with that.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Avs said she just did a deviantart search for fart sounds and regretted not reading the return content more thoroughly to check for aspects of its narrative she did not suspect would be present.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



bell jar posted:

i'm hooting and hollering at the idea that avshalom posting is a slippery slope to nazism

Not nazism, but a threat nearly as insidious given its initial apparent harmlessness: flatulence pornography

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Xarbala posted:

The Secret Service takes unbirthing very seriously

This makes sense, given that the current administration is filled with birthers

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Pick posted:

Avs said she just did a deviantart search for fart sounds and regretted not reading the return content more thoroughly to check for aspects of its narrative she did not suspect would be present.

So she DIDN'T write the fart porn we were all laughing at? That's disappointing, but explains why her favorite phrase, "the quivering flesh," was not in any of the writing.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Up to 467 banned today. I wonder if we'll break 500?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
In the end, lowtax will get a bigger stimulus from Bernie Sanders than from Donald Trump

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Pick posted:

Avs said she just did a deviantart search for fart sounds and regretted not reading the return content more thoroughly to check for aspects of its narrative she did not suspect would be present.

Always, always check your purloined fart fetish fiction for the presence of minors, that's like shitposting 101

(I know I phrased it like a joke there, but it isn't.)

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Most people, y'know, only get one.

Lmao

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Pick posted:

Avs said she just did a deviantart search for fart sounds and regretted not reading the return content more thoroughly to check for aspects of its narrative she did not suspect would be present.

"I didn't properly vet my white noise shitposting in the mental health thread" is what we're going with, then?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Absurd Alhazred posted:

"I didn't properly vet my white noise shitposting in the mental health thread" is what we're going with, then?

Seems credible to me. It was a stupid mistake, but I think jumping to the assumption that she's a for real pedophile doesn't really make sense in this context.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Antivehicular posted:

I feel like there's a difference between the people who made credible, or at least possible, threats vs. the one who threatened to kill the president via phantasmagorical vaginal absorption

I'm really sad this is too long for a thread title.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

As the person that brought the drama in, I am compelled to usher the drama back out, and to QCS as necessary.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
The body count is now 491.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Quick, Someone build a child-annihilating zipline!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Pick posted:

Quick, Someone build a child-annihilating zipline!

I mean, other than the toxx thread obviously

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
What if Hitler farted????

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Pick posted:

Quick, Someone build a poster-annihilating thread!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The body count is now 491.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Permabans are easily worked around if you have even the slightest amount of hacker skill

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

old1337less

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

oldpainless posted:

Permabans are easily worked around if you have even the slightest amount of hacker skill

The magical skill of "using a different credit card"

Alternatively "don't keep posting the poo poo that got you perma'd" which seems to be an impossibility for most people.

bare bottom pancakes
Sep 3, 2015

Production: Complete

Paladinus posted:

What if Hitler farted????

Sorry, that's a perma.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Paladinus posted:

What if Hitler farted????

I thought I read somewhere that he was a stress farter

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

oldpainless posted:

Permabans are easily worked around if you have even the slightest amount of hacker skill

gotta phone phreak back onto the forums so everyone can know how I feel about various fast-food restaurants

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Stressfarter probably means something else in German

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I think it means roadtrip

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Paladinus posted:

What if Hitler farted????
he did

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

oldpainless posted:

Permabans are easily worked around if you have even the slightest amount of hacker skill

it gets you this rare and valuable gang tag

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Would love to see once all the toxxes are done what the revenue is like on accounts being rebought, and how it stacks up against the annual cost of running SA.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

pentyne posted:

Alternatively "don't keep posting the poo poo that got you perma'd" which seems to be an impossibility for most people.

It's the permaparadox. If you could stop posting the poo poo you got perma'd for you would have been perma'd in the first place.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Ladies and goons, we've hit 502 bans.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Bogus Adventure posted:

This makes sense, given that the current administration is filled with birthers

:drat:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Ladies and goons, we've hit 502 bans.

:redhammer:

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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
:toot:

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