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Xaris posted:we're pretty much just going to slide into increasing worsening conditions into a children of men-esque failed liberal democracy that's held together by hot-melt glue equivalent of militarized police corpofascism and everyone is brow-beaten into submission trying to keep their heads down in a malaise daze Xaris posted:but we're there tho
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Apr 9, 2020 00:41
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Stereotype posted:does anyone even do work anymore unfortunately 
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Apr 9, 2020 00:43
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PCjr sidecar posted:italy-parliament-fistfight.gif It helps to have other rules too. In Germany (where things are decidedly more boring) they require a "constructive vote of no confidence", ie if you're getting rid of the government you have to simultaneously propose a replacement. In Italy this isn't true, so you have an incentive for grandstanding somewhat analogous to how Republican legislators act in California (pure obstructionism).
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Apr 9, 2020 00:43
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President Beep posted:unfortunately I have a meeting in 15 minutes but I definitely don't do as much work as I used to or need to
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Apr 9, 2020 00:44
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Also guys we aren't even a month into this lol don't make any grand predictions yet. We've got like 3 months to go at least
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Apr 9, 2020 00:45
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Stereotype posted:I have a meeting in 15 minutes but I definitely don't do as much work as I used to or need to i kinda do and kinda don't. i don't get interrupted nearly as much, so i've been able to bang some stuff out, but i also spent like 15 hours last week doing homework 
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Apr 9, 2020 00:45
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Xaris posted:we're pretty much just going to slide into increasing worsening conditions into a children of men-esque failed liberal democracy that's held together by hot-melt glue equivalent of militarized police corpofascism and everyone is brow-beaten into submission trying to keep their heads down in a malaise daze jeff bezos looks like he'd be really tough and stringy. zuck would be like chewing rubber.
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Apr 9, 2020 00:46
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President Beep posted:i kinda do and kinda don't. i don't get interrupted nearly as much, so i've been able to bang some stuff out, but i also spent like 15 hours last week doing homework I don't have kids but I have an unemployed roommate and an extrovert fiance in law school, plus ADD, so I'm often very quickly distracted. Also the entire world is a slow motion car crash and I can't look away.
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Apr 9, 2020 00:47
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President Beep posted:i kinda do and kinda don't. i don't get interrupted nearly as much, so i've been able to bang some stuff out, but i also spent like 15 hours last week doing homework
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Apr 9, 2020 00:47
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Roosevelt posted:jeff bezos looks like he'd be really tough and stringy. zuck would be like chewing rubber. i think zuck is probably on a bunch of psych meds and stuff, his meat wouldn't be safe to eat. it's tough to find a good organic human these days
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Apr 9, 2020 00:50
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everyone has been putting up a brave front for a while but the cracks are showing here and there. the recent layoffs put some urgency into people but I give it another week or so before a lot of people stop hiding a lack of productivity.
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Apr 9, 2020 00:54
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Broken Machine posted:i think zuck is probably on a bunch of psych meds and stuff, his meat wouldn't be safe to eat. it's tough to find a good organic human these days dont even get me started on free range
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Apr 9, 2020 00:55
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Broken Machine posted:i think zuck is probably on a bunch of psych meds and stuff, his meat wouldn't be safe to eat. it's tough to find a good organic human these days it'd be like eating those cool poisonous toads that make you trip out. all slimy and gooey with exotic robot chemicals. but y'know, its the thrill of the chase and become one with the land, really gotta connect with nature like a tech ceo going into a bali safari retreat
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Apr 9, 2020 00:57
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Stereotype posted:does anyone even do work anymore i spent most of today teaching my students how to hook arduinos up to the internet and do internet of poo poo stuff because that's what the lecture is and clearly this will be important in the hell world we're entering Roosevelt posted:jeff bezos looks like he'd be really tough and stringy. zuck would be like chewing rubber. i don't think you can eat any billionaires, really, given all the drugs (legal and otherwise) they're on. have to grind them up into bait, use the bones for ink, etc. you could probably get a few gallons of lamp oil out of elon musk. Jonny 290 posted:buying AR15s. maybe look into it? what's a good lever action carbine? my grandpa had one with a noticeably short barrel, like the below image, and it's always the gun i imagine having when i think about it. i wish my grandma hadn't given his away when he died. 
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Apr 9, 2020 01:09
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Stereotype posted:nice i got the boss to email everyone wishing a nice easter but remind ppl of the importance of the bubble and I think it worked at the very least. I just don’t want to know even if she does gently caress everything up I don’t want to be in the position of being an accomplice 😰
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Apr 9, 2020 01:45
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echinopsis posted:fucken hell I have a girl that works under me who is going to break quarantine and spend easter in a coronavirus hotspot and come back to the pharmacy to work next week there are going to be check points and road blocks and all sorts of crazy police state poo poo this weekend I think anyway you could also rat her out under the pseudonym “echopenis” that way she goes to jail, you lose an employee and you get a cool new pseudonym
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Apr 9, 2020 01:47
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Sagebrush posted:i spent most of today teaching my students how to[...]do internet[...] you monster
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Apr 9, 2020 01:48
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Stereotype posted:does anyone even do work anymore 😓 but thankfully we just recorded more recovered cases today than new cases our lockdown seems to be working until... we stop locking down??
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Apr 9, 2020 02:14
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:there are going to be check points and road blocks and all sorts of crazy police state poo poo this weekend I think anyway you could also rat her out under the pseudonym “echopenis” that way she goes to jail, you lose an employee and you get a cool new pseudonym I hope. although she’s not particular stupid and the radio is full of ads i’m sure she was gonna try some sneaky method like back of an essential services truck she said she’s not going now but hopefully she does AND gets pinged and then they look into her lack of income tax and illegal weapons etc
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Apr 9, 2020 02:15
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does your boss not do paye withholding or something i always figured submitting the form asking for zero withholding was like putting up a sign saying "please audit me"
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Apr 9, 2020 02:46
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Jabor posted:does your boss not do paye withholding or something wesley snipes school of tax accounting
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Apr 9, 2020 02:53
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In the USA at least the IRS basically admitted they only audit people who claim the EIC now due to budget cuts.
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Apr 9, 2020 02:56
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echinopsis posted:😓 here in ohio our new cases daily peak curve just lowered from a potential ~10k to a potential ~2k and im so glad it seems like people are taking it seriously but also worry theyll think that means its okay now and slack on distancing
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Apr 9, 2020 03:06
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yeah it's gonna be a real problem when any attempt to back off on prevention measures causes a spike in cases the best we can do is build up the healthcare system to the point that we have the capacity to treat all anticipated cases and remove obstacles to people seeking treatment so, we're dead
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Apr 9, 2020 04:20
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So after 2+years of a Jira migration off our old system, they decide to dump our move to production to my teams with one days notice and everything screwed up on the component mapping.
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Apr 9, 2020 04:51
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TerminalRaptor posted:So after 2+years of a Jira migration off our old system, they decide to dump our move to production to my teams with one days notice and everything screwed up on the component mapping. every worthless manager type is valiantly flailing to Shake Things Up and Finally Deploy That because they're trying to justify their lovely worthless jobs since they can't do laps around the office all day micromanaging people. im hearing this exact story so much
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Apr 9, 2020 04:57
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Stereotype posted:does anyone even do work anymore I wrote like 50 lines of shell script today and had maybe 45-60 minutes of meetings. Then I guess I wrote some scrum updates Oh and I copy pasted some terraform 4 times.
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Apr 9, 2020 05:06
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good friday is a stat in canada, but not for my ((American)) company. should I take it off anyway, the obvious answer is yes but I usually take the american equivalents. I'm not sure if there is a US equivalent though
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Apr 9, 2020 05:08
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I wish I could to into details why they're scrambling now, but I know coworkers browse these boards. I'll just say it looks good on paper to outsiders that we're using "modern" tools for our work, regardless of whether or not it actually works. In the two plus years we could have updated our existing system to address the features we're missing and not have all our ticket history run through a shredder.
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Apr 9, 2020 05:09
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Jonny 290 posted:every worthless manager type is valiantly flailing to Shake Things Up and Finally Deploy That because they're trying to justify their lovely worthless jobs since they can't do laps around the office all day micromanaging people. im hearing this exact story so much same here, so many 'urgent' otherwise low use projects are being shoveled around and they somehow think bum rushing me will get them developed faster so they can show usefulness meanwhile, my primary role is still totally unchanged and functionally useful, so now im handling frantic projects looking for justification while trying to do real work. literally had to draft a cya script for a particular group because they keeping doing this
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Apr 9, 2020 05:13
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Methanar posted:good friday is a stat in canada, but not for my ((American)) company. there’s not a direct us equivalent to good friday, we have presidents’/veterans’/memorial days instead.
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Apr 9, 2020 05:18
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echinopsis posted:fucken hell I have a girl that works under me who is going to break quarantine and spend easter in a coronavirus hotspot and come back to the pharmacy to work next week fire her. and be rude about it (the best way to fire idiots)
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Apr 9, 2020 05:47
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Broken Machine posted:i think zuck is probably on a bunch of psych meds and stuff, his meat wouldn't be safe to eat. it's tough to find a good organic human these days the hard part about harvesting humans is all the poo poo they eat beyond just meds makes their meat gross unless you keep them in captivity for awhile and flush their system with nothing but water. also adrenaline ruins meat so before slaughter they can't be aware of what's happening. it's way too complicated when you can just force them to work your farm plots.
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Apr 9, 2020 05:52
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echinopsis posted:fucken hell I have a girl that works under me who is going to break quarantine and spend easter in a coronavirus hotspot and come back to the pharmacy to work next week rarely do I advocate this but bastards might they be, but in this case it's time to unleash the pigs
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Apr 9, 2020 05:53
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:the hard part about harvesting humans is all the poo poo they eat beyond just meds makes their meat gross unless you keep them in captivity for awhile and flush their system with nothing but water. also adrenaline ruins meat so before slaughter they can't be aware of what's happening. it's way too complicated when you can just force them to work your farm plots. or to become part of your farm plots billionaires make good ethical fertilizer
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Apr 9, 2020 05:54
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Kazinsal posted:or to become part of your farm plots all people do. nothing special about one or the other, in the end they're all just carbon.
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Apr 9, 2020 05:55
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Apr 9, 2020 06:19
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remember https://twitter.com/kingjamal08/status/798646484438687744 well https://twitter.com/kingjamal08/status/1248097922069041152
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theyre going to take EVERYTHING pure and good about humanity from us, and they're cowards enough that they can't even pull the trigger. theyre gonna use a loving disease to do the dirty work
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