No Joe Toxx: Technically the Democrats have access to my vote so that should be good

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1982 Subaru Brat: Feb 2, 2007; by Athanatos

This November, America decides: do you prefer Trump's agenda from a guy who's superficially friendly, or from a guy who admits that he's Trump?

Do you admit that the President is Donald Trump or would you rather pretend he's not?

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:31

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# ? May 17, 2024 14:55

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

GIVE IT BACK TO ME.

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:42

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Give me my god drat Joe tag back fuckers

# ? Apr 8, 2020 23:53

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

This November, America decides: do you prefer Trump's agenda from a guy who's superficially friendly, or from a guy who admits that he's Trump?

Do you admit that the President is Donald Trump or would you rather pretend he's not?

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:00

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i havent been banned for the bernie toxx yet but tag me up once i do

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:01

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Your Personal Muse posted:

I would like to announce that Joe Biden still sucks

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:03

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i havent been banned for the bernie toxx yet but tag me up once i do

Saw this in another thread:

To get your gang tags back:

Right click copy image location, paste in a safe place, buy new av, use img tags in the text

You can use any SA hosted image

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:06

tonberi: Oct 17, 2003

I would not vote for Joe Biden, even if you asked me very politely.

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:06

Pentecoastal Elites: Feb 27, 2007

Still not gonna vote for sleepy Joe!

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:08

Terror Sweat: Mar 15, 2009

It�s cool how every year we get closer and closer to kang and kodos

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:09

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Not voting Joe or anyone else the DNC throws out if Joe dies

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:17

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

hooting & hollering and shouting gently caress JOE BIDEN

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:21

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Terror Sweat posted:

It�s cool how every year we get closer and closer to kang and kodos

dude if biden officially gets the nom we're fuckin there

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:24

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

Your Personal Muse posted:

I would like to announce that Joe Biden still sucks

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:31

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Rastor posted:

Downballot thread

Howie Hawkins for President thread

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:32

Judakel: Jul 29, 2004; Can't post for 9 years!

Joe you see this tattoo on my chest? It means not welcomed!

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:36

platzapS: Aug 4, 2007

Please do not write-in Bernie without checking to see if your state records all write-ins. In many states you'll just be counted as "Write-in: Scattering" or something.

Writing in your vote? It might not get counted (2016)

quote:

In Massachusetts and 33 other states, write-in presidential candidate must fill out paperwork before an election to ensure their ballots are tallied. In a handful of states, write-in voting for presidential candidates is simply not allowed. The remaining states do not require presidential write-in candidates to file special paperwork before the election.

EDIT: Unless I'm misreading, votes for Bernie in the 2016 general election were only recorded in California, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, and Vermont

platzapS has issued a correction as of 01:16 on Apr 9, 2020

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:48

Syncopation: Feb 21, 2020

very kind person bought me an unban, would definitely want my never voting for the rapist gang tag back whenever a mod gets a chance

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:51

Ansar Santa: Jul 12, 2012

I toxx, I'm banned, I :toxx:

again!

# ? Apr 9, 2020 00:53

Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

All these gang-tags will be lost in time, like tears in rain. TIME TO GIVE ME MY GODDAMN NOJOE TAG BACK.

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:00

Cao Ni Ma: May 25, 2010

I forgoed my towers to have slat sluts and corona-virus, but I will always keep No Joe

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:02

Minera: Sep 26, 2007; All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

are people really buying their old avatars back and not just giving themselves the no joe tag :confused:

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:05

Meltycat: May 20, 2006; Melty and adorable!

I can't believe the way this all turned out. At this pace I'm definitely going to end up voting for Biden... NOT!!!!

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:13

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

platzapS posted:

Please do not write-in Bernie without checking to see if your state records all write-ins. In many states you'll just be counted as "Write-in: Scattering" or something.

Writing in your vote? It might not get counted (2016)

above all, I was born a no-joe-er, and I will die a no-joe-er

e. edited out incorrect information, thank you

Code Jockey has issued a correction as of 09:10 on Apr 9, 2020

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:15

Lordshmee: Nov 23, 2007; I hate you, Milkman Dan

I would like to state once again for the record that Joe Biden is a human paraquat and I will NOT be voting for him. Furthermore, I don�t give a gently caress whether they count it or not, my vote will be:

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:20

Kreeblah: May 17, 2004; INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE; Taco Defender

platzapS posted:

Please do not write-in Bernie without checking to see if your state records all write-ins. In many states you'll just be counted as "Write-in: Scattering" or something.

Writing in your vote? It might not get counted (2016)

EDIT: Unless I'm misreading, votes for Bernie in the 2016 general election were only recorded in California, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, and Vermont

This is the case in my state (Washington), and is why I'm not voting Bernie in the general. I need to find a third-party candidate to vote for. If my vote is getting tossed out anyway, it might as well send a message about what might be a way to earn it in the future.

Edit:

Code Jockey posted:

good call, I checked and looks like Washington state records it

still torn about Bernie vs. Hawkins, I want to see what Bernie does in the coming days / weeks

but above all, I was born a no-joe-er, and I will die a no-joe-er

Where'd you find that? From what I'm seeing, that's not the case.

Kreeblah has issued a correction as of 01:29 on Apr 9, 2020

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:25

Rastor: Jun 2, 2001

Kreeblah posted:

This is the case in my state (Washington), and is why I'm not voting Bernie in the general. I need to find a third-party candidate to vote for. If my vote is getting tossed out anyway, it might as well send a message about what might be a way to earn it in the future.

https://twitter.com/SPofUSA/status/1247951158339133442

Howie Hawkins for President thread

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:29

Lordshmee: Nov 23, 2007; I hate you, Milkman Dan

Nobody in a position of power gives a gently caress whether your protest vote counts or not. They don�t even pretend anymore. Better to not vote at all than pretend otherwise.

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:30

Chillgamesh: Jul 29, 2014

I, Chill ga Mesh, will under no circumstances be voting for Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., and the Democratic party can fuckin sniff my belly button about it

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:32

Rastor: Jun 2, 2001

Lordshmee posted:

Nobody in a position of power gives a gently caress whether your protest vote counts or not. They don’t even pretend anymore. Better to not vote at all than pretend otherwise.

If you want to reap liberal tears, you have to sow progressive / third party votes

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:34

StealthArcher: Jan 10, 2010

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

Just got banned for toxxing for Bernie and I am back to say once again that I am not voting for Joe Biden

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:37

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

give me back my baba. i want my baba

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:37

Eegah!: Jul 26, 2010

I want in

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:38

Some Guy TT: Aug 30, 2011

just wanna say when i woke up this morning succ zone had a thousand new posts primaries had three hundred and this thread had two hundred and upon learning the bad news i found it legit inspiring how many of my fellow broke brained posters had the same response i did which was to double down

i am not voting for joe biden poo poo im not voting for the downballot either because all the democratic congresscritters in my state are concentration camp apologists i might consider voting for the greens if theyre polling close to five percent but given that i have to like schedule vacations in tandem with elections to actually vote i doubt my family would be happy with that gently caress em though i aint voting for a rapist period

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:42

platzapS: Aug 4, 2007

Code Jockey posted:

good call, I checked and looks like Washington state records it

Link? I don't believe this is correct.

WA Secretary of State

quote:

Q: Does my write-in vote count?
Every voter has the right to write-in a candidate instead of voting for one printed on the ballot. These votes are tabulated and reported cumulatively in one bucket as write-in votes. This represents the total number of all write-in votes cast. These are considered valid votes.

However, write-in votes for individual candidates are only hand tallied if the total number of write-in votes may be enough to make a difference in the outcome of the race. (RCW 29A.60.021)

Lordshmee posted:

Nobody in a position of power gives a gently caress whether your protest vote counts or not. They don’t even pretend anymore. Better to not vote at all than pretend otherwise.

If they didn't care they wouldn't whine about it so much and make it so hard to get on the ballot. Hawkins isn't going to lead the revolution, but if you have an iota of spite in your body you should vote for him or La Riva.

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:47

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Rastor posted:

If you want to reap liberal tears, you have to sow progressive / third party votes

Yeah, don't wrote in Bernie, vote third party. If you write in Bernie most likely it'll never get counted and you might spoil your ballotm

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:48

Skyelan: Sep 17, 2007

https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE?t=87 :sickos:

GIMME DA GOODS, DTA. :toxx:

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:51

Some Guy TT: Aug 30, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSMLx44DqFc

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:53

soscannonballs: Dec 6, 2007

Changed my voter registration back to unaffiliated now that the primary is over. poo poo rear end dems can rot in hell

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:57

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Gobblecoque: Sep 6, 2011

For all the things that are poo poo about my state I'm very glad we have open primaries so I never had to declare myself as a loving democrat.

# ? Apr 9, 2020 02:03

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