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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Memento posted:

I think the fact that they know who you are says more about you than about them

It's less "follow your posting" and more "oh good SilvergunSuperman has Kramer'd their way into the conversation again"

Yeah but who cares what you think?

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Yeah but who cares what you think?

See there's that famous level headed, reasonable nature that has made you so endearing to the users and mods of these wonderful forums.

Post schadenfreude.

https://giant.gfycat.com/FairRegalElephantbeetle.webm

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Btw didn't you just Kramer your way into a conversation having nothing to do with you?

Lol I appreciate you coming out though.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

HairyManling
Jul 20, 2011

No flipping.
Fun Shoe
What the gently caress just happened in here?

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
No Mods are awake, no masters.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I loved the Pete Davidson Hot Ones because, man, he could not handle it but he kept trooping along and his 9/11 joke was met with the most awkward pause.

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013

Azhais posted:

Probably a similar chance to Trump being hit by a meteor

luxury handset posted:

for reasons including if biden spontaneously combusts

If there's ever a time for Donald Trump to finally pull off the rubber mask and reveal he was Andy Kaufman all along this is it :ohdear:

aardwolf fucked around with this message at 12:34 on Apr 9, 2020

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Memento posted:


https://i.imgur.com/tMfXgGV.mp4

Sound on, headphone warning on the last ~second

Needs an edit into James Brown.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Needs an edit into James Brown.

i dont think he feels good tho

but yes someone do that pls

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Bad idea, but that lady got some muscles. She looks like a buff Deanna Troi.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Chomp8645 posted:

Bad idea, but that lady got some muscles. She looks like a buff Deanna Troi.

I didn't even watch it at first cause I thought it was gonna be this, which is rad but not schad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZIsxGVo-Ik

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






HairyManling posted:

What the gently caress just happened in here?

Homegrown

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
I tried to make it end with James screaming like the dude :laugh:

https://imgur.com/xrLatH8.mp4

peter gabriel fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Apr 9, 2020

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

McSpanky posted:

Homegrown

Someone gets upset over a comment and takes personal shots but when you clap back it's a probation. :shrug:


EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
My work has been ordering in food for lunches to keep us from going out to eat. One of my coworkers is very picky about food and won't eat seafood at all, and evidently the only mexican food he eats is chicken fajitas, so he ordered that for food today. I enjoyed my lunch, continued work, on my way out the door I overhear this coworker venting about not having eaten anything for lunch because they made his order wrong and he got a beef fajita burrito instead of chicken. He offers it to the other coworker who responds that he doesn't really want beef either, so my free food sense starts tingling and I walk over, look at the package, and see 'b. fajita pollo'

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

You did eat it though, right?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i like food

that is to say, i would have eaten the fajita(s)

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Yea, the schad is on you if you passed up good free Mexican food.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
The other day I was cleaning out my car and I hit myself in the face with the snow shovel I keep in there

just wanted to let everyone know that

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



trickybiscuits posted:

The other day I was cleaning out my car and I hit myself in the face with the snow shovel I keep in there

just wanted to let everyone know that

lmao sorry

but also pls film it next time

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
I'll do what I can

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

We really should distribute head-mounted cameras to all posters in this thread, just in case.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

EvenWorseOpinions posted:

I walk over, look at the package, and see 'b. fajita pollo'

Google tells me 'pollo' means chicken, but what does the 'b' stand for?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Big fajita pollo

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

TontoCorazon posted:

Big fajita pollo

Should be grande G

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


Is it so much to ask for a deathbed interview about their former position? That's what ALL of these need.

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

trickybiscuits posted:

The other day I was cleaning out my car and I hit myself in the face with the snow shovel I keep in there

just wanted to let everyone know that

It’s alright! A couple winters ago I tossed my snow brush/ ice scraper on my front passenger seat and it bounced perfectly and cracked the inside of my windshield...

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Burt Sexual posted:

Should be grande G

They didn't pay extra for grande.

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Google tells me 'pollo' means chicken, but what does the 'b' stand for?
burrito?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


TontoCorazon posted:

They didn't pay extra for grande.


And that's the biggest shadenfreude of this age.

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠
https://twitter.com/OMGitsRPG/status/1248366086019592192

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

A fajita burrito? Sounds like taco bell strikes again

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
No, SNOW shovel. Not the garden shovel, which was also in my car.

Reiche posted:

It’s alright! A couple winters ago I tossed my snow brush/ ice scraper on my front passenger seat and it bounced perfectly and cracked the inside of my windshield...
There's so much stuff in my car that if I ever roll it I know I'm going to get hit in the head and concussed. I am basically a hoarder.

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Brawnfire posted:

Is it so much to ask for a deathbed interview about their former position? That's what ALL of these need.

interviewer: do you regret not following guidelines and causing the spread of the infection with your actions?

deathbed interviewee: *sounds of respirator machine* *flatline sound*

interview: there you have it folks, a stubborn boomer idiot to the end.

Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.




I love Pat and Paige so much. They're getting me through this whole thing :unsmith:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

trickybiscuits posted:

No, SNOW shovel. Not the garden shovel, which was also in my car.

There's so much stuff in my car that if I ever roll it I know I'm going to get hit in the head and concussed. I am basically a hoarder.

I worked with a dude who got concussed by a rock hammer in his 4wd when he rolled it. Didn't even hit him that hard, but it's a hammer, so it didn't really need to. He was on the way to get some samples, so it could have been worse if he was coming back with multiple large bags of rocks in the cab with him.

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Google tells me 'pollo' means chicken, but what does the 'b' stand for?

Bean

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