Paranatural: It's spelled Zack and they are nonbinary

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Mystic Mongol: Jan 5, 2007; Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.; College Slice

Patware posted:

that's his convenient excuse you know he would do it anyway

He's living his best life.

# ? Apr 10, 2020 14:02

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 00:47

Renaissance Robot: Oct 10, 2010; Bite my furry metal ass

Did we already know Garcia was related to the cousinhood of man, or was it speculation because it's just so incredibly obvious he's a werewolf or something?

# ? Apr 10, 2020 14:14

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

I'd completely forgotten about both Garcia's connection with those dudes and also about the sunglasses.

# ? Apr 10, 2020 14:15

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Renaissance Robot posted:

Did we already know Garcia was related to the cousinhood of man, or was it speculation because it's just so incredibly obvious he's a werewolf or something?

The latter.

# ? Apr 10, 2020 14:48

rannum: Nov 3, 2012

Garcia has the patience of a saint to be with this man every day of his life

that's true love right there

# ? Apr 10, 2020 16:10

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

the burn scale goes to six though

# ? Apr 10, 2020 16:26

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Since 3rd is "your body is literally charred" are 4-6 various degrees of how dead you are?

# ? Apr 10, 2020 16:47

rannum: Nov 3, 2012

There's a 6 scale for like skin cancer and such

But burn damage seems to be on a...4 degree scale?
Third degree is through the skin, fourth degree is its gone through to your fats, muscle & bone

So I learned some things and saw some images of burns I'd rather not have today

# ? Apr 10, 2020 17:07

Bongo Bill: Jan 17, 2012

Garcia left the cousinhood in junior high. Everything important in Mayview happens to people who are 13. And that'd have been 13 years ago, when he, Spender, and incidentally also Baxter were the same age as the current Activity Club members.

What I want to know is, who's 39 years old?

# ? Apr 10, 2020 17:28

Patware: Jan 3, 2005

# ? Apr 10, 2020 17:40

Rand Brittain: Mar 25, 2013; "Go on until you're stopped."

Nobody.

Even Coach Oop and Principal Pleasedoo are only 37.

EDIT: I was going to make a joke about Boss Leader being a 19-year-old prodigy but honestly her being younger than Spender is completely plausible.

# ? Apr 10, 2020 17:40

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Patware posted:

mbisonyes.mp4

# ? Apr 10, 2020 17:53

cropoval: Feb 17, 2020

Garcia referring to Zarei as a "friend of ours" also recontextualizes the last few panels of this page.

# ? Apr 10, 2020 19:07

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Xand_Man posted:

Since 3rd is "your body is literally charred" are 4-6 various degrees of how dead you are?

3rd is 'yer skin's charred', 4th is 'yer fat's charred', 5th is 'yer muscle's charred' and 6th is 'yer bone's charred'

e:

lol i never noticed the balloons

# ? Apr 12, 2020 20:59

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

rannum posted:

But burn damage seems to be on a...4 degree scale?
Third degree is through the skin, fourth degree is its gone through to your fats, muscle & bone

# ? Apr 14, 2020 17:11

Rand Brittain: Mar 25, 2013; "Go on until you're stopped."

It must be very complicated for a man who can�t lose the glasses and a man who can�t loose the toothpick to kiss.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 05:28

Mystic Mongol: Jan 5, 2007; Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.; College Slice

Aww, he's got a name!

And is also a brooding loner antihero fighting against the relentless tide of darkness, they're perfect together.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 15:09

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Lmao at Spender's grip on the crossbow, dude is just relentlessly awkward and I love it.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 15:30

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Spender's true face returns.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 15:46

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Leaving the crossbow loaded and tensioned seems like a bad idea. Kind of the equivalent of leaving a gun loaded and with the safety off.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 15:49

Renaissance Robot: Oct 10, 2010; Bite my furry metal ass

Renaissance Robot posted:

he's a werewolf

# ? Apr 17, 2020 15:53

rannum: Nov 3, 2012

the twist will be you think he's a werewolf but actually he's hunting a werewolf

the double twist is he is also a werewolf

# ? Apr 17, 2020 17:25

Cup Runneth Over: Aug 8, 2009; She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

He's hunting the werewolf that turned him into a werewolf

# ? Apr 17, 2020 17:31

cropoval: Feb 17, 2020

Have seen a bunch of people pitch he�s a werewolf that hunts vampires, which would make sense now that we know that Mayview is absolutely teeming with vampires, but-

Cup Runneth Over posted:

He's hunting the werewolf that turned him into a werewolf

This would be the coolest option.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 18:32

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Cup Runneth Over posted:

He's hunting the werewolf that turned him into a werewolf

# ? Apr 17, 2020 23:13

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

he is a were-crossbow. he was bitten by the crossbow. at full moon he will turn into a crossbow

# ? Apr 17, 2020 23:27

maltesh: May 20, 2004; Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

Cup Runneth Over posted:

He's hunting the werewolf that turned him into a werewolf

If you eat the werewolf who werewolfed you, you lower your werewolf generation and can provide more clean werewolf energy.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 23:47

Countblanc: Apr 20, 2005; _{Help a hero out!}

idk what you're all talking about, he said himself he's hunting a horse

# ? Apr 18, 2020 00:33

Scaramouche: Mar 26, 2001; SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Cat Mattress posted:

Leaving the crossbow loaded and tensioned seems like a bad idea. Kind of the equivalent of leaving a gun loaded and with the safety off.

Well it ruins the crossbow because it stretches the cord and eventually wears out the tension of the curve

# ? Apr 18, 2020 07:20

Tupperwarez: Apr 4, 2004; "phphphphphphpht"? this is what you're going with?

you sure?

Scaramouche posted:

Well it ruins the crossbow because it stretches the cord and eventually wears out the tension of the curve

There is no cord because the whole thing is actually a plastic prop, but it's also a Tool that shoots spectral arrows like *pew pew pew*

# ? Apr 18, 2020 07:47

Alopex: May 31, 2012; This is the sleeve I have chosen.

He's hunting his neighbor Steve, who borrowed his lawnmower last month and won't give it back. He is a werewolf but that's not particularly relevant beyond Steve not being able to open his garage when he doesn't have thumbs.

# ? Apr 18, 2020 15:01