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Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

is there a BYObeekeeping thread? My cousin keeps bees and I have been interested in learning more about it.

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Apr 10, 2020 13:22

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 07:08

Goons Are Gifts

I've been pushing hp to finally make a beekeeping thread for like a year now, but we are still in irresponsible lack of beekeeping threads, so go ahead and post!!

# ? Apr 10, 2020 13:42

alnilam

I've always wanted a bees. When my waifu and i are settled in our new location we will bee.

# ? Apr 10, 2020 14:39

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

It would be cool to Rep the "B" in BYOB. Either B, first or last- by raising Bs.

Meanwhile, at your local bodega:

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Apr 10, 2020 17:19

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

It would be cool to Rep the "B" in BYOB. Either B, first or last- by raising Bs.

Meanwhile, at your local bodega:

LOLOLOLOL YES!

# ? Apr 10, 2020 17:41

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Lol

# ? Apr 10, 2020 18:01

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Meanwhile, at your local bodega:

# ? Apr 10, 2020 18:05

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

It would be cool to Rep the "B" in BYOB. Either B, first or last- by raising Bs.

Meanwhile, at your local bodega:

No titty or sock money

# ? Apr 10, 2020 18:14

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

No titty or sock money

the real cause for the death of the dollar

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# ? Apr 10, 2020 18:23

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

No titty or sock money

My local hardware store always puts a sign up in summer that says �DUE TO INCREASED TEMPERATURES AND PERSPIRATION, NO SOCK OR BOOB MONEY CAN BE ACCEPTED UNTIL OCTOBER�

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Apr 10, 2020 18:40

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

you cough, you die. your sock and titty money is no good here. no mask no goggles no service

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# ? Apr 10, 2020 19:39

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

They will take my god damned titty money and LIKE IT

# ? Apr 10, 2020 19:50

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I'm pretty sure that coronavirus is not transmitted through the titty, but sock money can still go to hell.

# ? Apr 10, 2020 19:52

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Kief Richards posted:

They will take my god damned titty money and LIKE IT

Titty money, at least it's not my feet
Titty money paying for sandwich meat
Titty money I don't believe you, don't be uncouth
Just as good as any other currency

Titty money why won't you spend
Titty money until this ends
Titty money I really hate covid-19
Just take my money don't be mean
Whoa, titty money

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# ? Apr 10, 2020 19:59

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

you cough you die is like the hXc apocalypse version of you laugh you lose

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# ? Apr 10, 2020 20:03

FluffieDuckie

our local family court has a window for payments. i guess for court costs or legal fees or child support or something idk.

that was the first place i saw a sign saying they wouldn't take money taken from a bra

so for the next 4 hours while i was sitting in the waiting room i entertained myself trying to guess who had money in their bra

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 10, 2020 20:55

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

joke's on them; it was you

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# ? Apr 10, 2020 21:10

FluffieDuckie

prepuce repurposed posted:

joke's on them; it was you

dammit i never looked there

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 10, 2020 21:27

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spa4noAFcZ0

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# ? Apr 10, 2020 21:31

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

You spend your free moments (limited though they are!) cruising Pinterest for the perfect outfit. You finally get it all put together and check the mirror to make sure you look as hot as you feel, and then you realize - there�s no way you can carry your gun with this look! There�s no waistband to support the gun, or the fabric is too clingy to hide it. It�s TOUGH to be stylish and prepared at the same time!

And that, ladies, is where the Flashbang comes in.

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# ? Apr 10, 2020 21:35

kuskus

Kief Richards posted:

A fellow beekeeper! HP and I both keep bees; I'm doing it for honey and wax for candle and balm making. What are you going to do with your wax, candles?

I've gotten pretty good at sculpting in VR, 3d printing that, turning that into candles or chocolate with vacuum forming or pourable silicone, so I can make some functional pieces w/ beezwax. I suppose candles but I can also make busts of local heroes or individuals upon requests. That said I am still rearing brood so I don't want to put my corncob-shaped facial accessories before the horse!! Before I self-isolated, knowing the bees would be installed without me, I made my mom 8 gallons of syrup, some medicated, got top feeders sorted, made 50 protein patties and grease patties, gave them beetle traps, etc. So they are pretty well set w/o me but I DO want to be there and live for every photo sent to me.

I am eager to hopefully taste the bees' interpretation of the prairie they live in. There is mountain mint, goldenrod, aster, all kinds of stuff. I want to make cocktails from the honey syrup, dying to drink a Bee's Knees.
What kind of stuff do your bees have in their area?

# ? Apr 10, 2020 21:37

Slumpy

kuskus posted:

I've gotten pretty good at sculpting in VR, 3d printing that, turning that into candles or chocolate with vacuum forming or pourable silicone, so I can make some functional pieces w/ beezwax. I suppose candles but I can also make busts of local heroes or individuals upon requests. That said I am still rearing brood so I don't want to put my corncob-shaped facial accessories before the horse!! Before I self-isolated, knowing the bees would be installed without me, I made my mom 8 gallons of syrup, some medicated, got top feeders sorted, made 50 protein patties and grease patties, gave them beetle traps, etc. So they are pretty well set w/o me but I DO want to be there and live for every photo sent to me.

I am eager to hopefully taste the bees' interpretation of the prairie they live in. There is mountain mint, goldenrod, aster, all kinds of stuff. I want to make cocktails from the honey syrup, dying to drink a Bee's Knees.
What kind of stuff do your bees have in their area?

is your name Mark

slumpy

# ? Apr 10, 2020 21:50

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

kuskus posted:

I've gotten pretty good at sculpting in VR, 3d printing that, turning that into candles or chocolate with vacuum forming or pourable silicone, so I can make some functional pieces w/ beezwax. I suppose candles but I can also make busts of local heroes or individuals upon requests. That said I am still rearing brood so I don't want to put my corncob-shaped facial accessories before the horse!! Before I self-isolated, knowing the bees would be installed without me, I made my mom 8 gallons of syrup, some medicated, got top feeders sorted, made 50 protein patties and grease patties, gave them beetle traps, etc. So they are pretty well set w/o me but I DO want to be there and live for every photo sent to me.

I am eager to hopefully taste the bees' interpretation of the prairie they live in. There is mountain mint, goldenrod, aster, all kinds of stuff. I want to make cocktails from the honey syrup, dying to drink a Bee's Knees.
What kind of stuff do your bees have in their area?

We have A LOT of clover, violets, catmint, goldenrod and all manner of vegetable flora in my little acreage. There's a lot of fruit trees too--really looking forward to the peach blossom honey from the orchard this year.

# ? Apr 10, 2020 22:39

kuskus

What a variety!
attn yobbers: Penn State is offering their Beekeeping 101 class FREE until April 30, you can do it while u self isolate.
https://extension.psu.edu/beekeeping-101

Slumpy posted:

is your name Mark

Mark -> markus -> kuskus

# ? Apr 10, 2020 22:42

Slumpy

kuskus posted:

What a variety!
attn yobbers: Penn State is offering their Beekeeping 101 class FREE until April 30, you can do it while u self isolate.
https://extension.psu.edu/beekeeping-101
Mark -> markus -> kuskus

mark the 3d stuff you do is cool and i think you're the coolest goonroomer i know

slumpy

# ? Apr 10, 2020 23:32

Goons Are Gifts

No mentioning of butt money, so since Christopher Walken explained me how butt jewelry works I'm so gonna upgrade now

# ? Apr 10, 2020 23:38

Manifisto

owlhawk911 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spa4noAFcZ0

as far as I can tell the gun does not actually go off when you flash someone, 3/10

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 10, 2020 23:41

kuskus

Slumpu ty for the compliment. Am I correct that you have chickens, and how are the chickens?

I feel this thread would benefit from seeing everyone's animals at this time.

# ? Apr 10, 2020 23:48

Escape From Noise

I went to sleep at like 8 or 9 pm and woke up at around 4. Weird

# ? Apr 10, 2020 23:52

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Goons Are Great posted:

No mentioning of butt money, so since Christopher Walken explained me how butt jewelry works I'm so gonna upgrade now

Butt jewelry is like a Bro-Oche only for the butt.

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# ? Apr 11, 2020 00:00

xcheopis

Very tired! But we made a lot of people very very happy with the supplies we provided, so feeling happy about that.
Now for the dreaded weekly shopping.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 00:19

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

a thing that my company is doing:

we're selling n95 masks for like ten cents above cost per piece and we sold out of all 700k in less than ten minutes today.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 00:19

xcheopis

Kief Richards posted:

a thing that my company is doing:

we're selling n95 masks for like ten cents above cost per piece and we sold out of all 700k in less than ten minutes today.

We're focused more on surgical masks, for clients.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 00:30

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

xcheopis posted:

We're focused more on surgical masks, for clients.

i am still mad that my company is attempting to make money off of the sale of a necessary product but...that's capitalism.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 00:43

xcheopis

Kief Richards posted:

i am still mad that my company is attempting to make money off of the sale of a necessary product but...that's capitalism.

Yep!

# ? Apr 11, 2020 00:45

google THIS

owlhawk911 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spa4noAFcZ0

You take the titty money or you get the titty gunny

# ? Apr 11, 2020 01:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I'm still tryna figure out the "opt-in" part of thread title 3.0

:thunk:

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# ? Apr 11, 2020 04:03

Escape From Noise

I have got cabin fever so bad. My tiny apartment is usually just fine when I can still get outside and do things. Or just like...hang out with people.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 06:44