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I'm going to go ahead & say that this is an already-dead nail-bed situation & my man is doing a bit of grooming. Full disclosure: I tried to flatten my thumb between a breaker wrench and an axle housing in 2005. There's a dip like that in the center of my left thumbnail, and the only way to really clean it is to do that. If that is not the case, then, well, gently caress offffff. PainterofCrap has a new favorite as of 19:29 on Mar 29, 2020 |
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It gets a little worse. For some reason, the Mormon church elected to bring all the missionaries back at the same time (about March 22nd) at which time their families (at least 100 people) met them at the airport in violation of various social distancing guidelines.
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I'm a budget tradwife in that i won't gently caress you or be subservient but i will let you buy me a house and have you work at a job to pay me. (You live in the utility closet.)
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T-man posted:I'm a budget tradwife in that i won't gently caress you or be subservient but i will let you buy me a house and have you work at a job to pay me. (You live in the utility closet.) thats being a findom tman
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T-man posted:I'm a budget tradwife in that i won't gently caress you or be subservient but i will let you buy me a house and have you work at a job to pay me. (You live in the utility closet.) T-man on the streets, now wash T-man's sheets.
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I was overwhelmed with fremdschämen while watching that.
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In 10 years she's going to be calling the cops on them for existing while black.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I was overwhelmed with fremdschämen while watching that. that was the exact word that popped into my head and this is the Platonic ideal of it
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Picnic Princess posted:In 10 years she's going to be calling the cops on them for existing while black. Most likely she does that now, she just makes exceptions for rich famous people.
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Time for some classic style AUG    
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No way to find out who won the breast contest
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Those girls' expressions, they do not want to be there at all.....this is terrifying 
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Time for some classic style AUG This reminded me of this:  https://i.imgur.com/DStgpnv.jpg more content:   e: spoilered cause it's kinda(?) borderline 
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Graham Linehan’s taking the mid-life crisis well. 
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T-man posted:budget tradwife New username!
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Time for some classic style AUG iirc a goon drew this 
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Because the cropping spoils the twist
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“May I see at least one breast from you but not more than two breasts”. 
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Hear all ye Elves!’ she cried to those about her. ‘Let none say again that Dwarves are grasping and ungracious! Yet surely, Gimli son of Glóin, you desire something that I could give? Name it, I bid you! You shall not be the only guest without a gift.’ ‘There is nothing, Lady Galadriel,’ said Gimli, bowing low and stammering. ‘Nothing, unless it might be –
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Phy posted:Hear all ye Elves!’ she cried to those about her. ‘Let none say again that Dwarves are grasping and ungracious! Yet surely, Gimli son of Glóin, you desire something that I could give? Name it, I bid you! You shall not be the only guest without a gift.’ Lmfao
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Phy posted:Hear all ye Elves!’ she cried to those about her. ‘Let none say again that Dwarves are grasping and ungracious! Yet surely, Gimli son of Glóin, you desire something that I could give? Name it, I bid you! You shall not be the only guest without a gift.’ 
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Phy posted:Hear all ye Elves!’ she cried to those about her. ‘Let none say again that Dwarves are grasping and ungracious! Yet surely, Gimli son of Glóin, you desire something that I could give? Name it, I bid you! You shall not be the only guest without a gift.’
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Sadly he's too short to get a good view
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Phy posted:Hear all ye Elves!’ she cried to those about her. ‘Let none say again that Dwarves are grasping and ungracious! Yet surely, Gimli son of Glóin, you desire something that I could give? Name it, I bid you! You shall not be the only guest without a gift.’ fuckin lmao jesus christ
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idgi  and I feel like an idiot because everyone else seems to
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Zipperelli. posted:idgi that's a quote from the lord of the rings and the op is implying that the rest of the quote continues using that bit about the single breast, my queen
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Hackers film 1995 posted:that's a quote from the lord of the rings and the op is implying that the rest of the quote continues using that bit about the single breast, my queen Welp, that's my problem. I've never seen them and this saddens me greatly because I've tried but always got interrupted by one thing or another. This would be the perfect time to binge them, but Netflix only has the last 2, and not the first. Bastards.
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Zipperelli. posted:Welp, that's my problem. I've never seen them and this saddens me greatly because I've tried but always got interrupted by one thing or another. It's specifically referencing the books
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:It's specifically referencing the books Haven't read them either lol. Again, not for lack of trying.
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:It's specifically referencing the books Pretty sure I remember this bit from the movies too? Doesn’t he ask for a lock of her hair? Which is debatably even creepier than wanting to see a tiddy.
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It works fine even if you don't know the source material, if you just think of it as generic fantasy writing. It's mentally placing the two in the right order that does it. It's marvelous.  Source: I've never read a LotR book and only watched the first movie (and still want those three loving hours back)
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beanieson posted:Pretty sure I remember this bit from the movies too? Doesn’t he ask for a lock of her hair? Which is debatably even creepier than wanting to see a tiddy. A single hair. She gives him three.
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