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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

His last post was something like "I just hosed up real bad" and people who knew him IRL put it together with a story about a police killing in Delaware or wherever he lived.

Nah, he had stopped posting long before that, I’m pretty sure. People knew his IRL name from him posting a selfie with his name tape in it while he was in the army. That blew back on him when he complained about a march his higher ups sent him on and someone who knew who he was reported him (or the army has people watching GiP for that kind of thing, which is completely plausible). Anyway, someone recognized him on the news when he shot that guy in NJ. He hadn’t posted for years by the time that went down, unless he was using an alt.

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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


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Ugly In The Morning posted:

Nah, he had stopped posting long before that, I’m pretty sure. People knew his IRL name from him posting a selfie with his name tape in it while he was in the army. That blew back on him when he complained about a march his higher ups sent him on and someone who knew who he was reported him (or the army has people watching GiP for that kind of thing, which is completely plausible). Anyway, someone recognized him on the news when he shot that guy in NJ. He hadn’t posted for years by the time that went down, unless he was using an alt.

i talked to him a bit, he said he had left SA for right wing internet.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
I did a bit of sleuthing because I was curious. Turns out he went free after all (because, naturally).

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

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Haifisch posted:

Enter the 10 digit almond code on the box.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Grandmother of Five posted:

His story, as far as I remember, was that he shared a picture of a tattoo that said something like "this year sucked" and when people asked him about it, he shared that he had been to prison for aggravated assault, which came about because a teenager had been flirting with his partner or something, and on account of being a moron, he then beat the kid with a shovel.

:staredog:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

The Rat posted:

Read an article about doing self portraits in the quarantine due to not being able to get out and about and uh.

Yeah.


Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


there was definitely some other cop poster who was banned or perma'd for an incredibly bad shoot

there was bodycam footage, which i did not watch, but i remember described as him jumping on the hood of a stopped car and "mag-dumping" the unarmed driver

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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Doc Hawkins posted:

there was definitely some other cop poster who was banned or perma'd for an incredibly bad shoot

How many times do you have to be told, it's an epheboshoot.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

ChubbyChecker posted:

Pedomod was worse.

Yeah, if only because IIRC he didn't show any genuine remorse, he just seemed inconvenienced when the truth about his past was dragged out.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Knormal posted:

Speaking of, is he still in his vegetable-induced coma or whatever? Anyone able to tolerate his postcast long enough to find out?

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1244758747437846529

Necrothatcher posted:

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Apr 30, 2008

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Is this the benzo overdose kind of toxic masculinity?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



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Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I will fight you right now in the street if you dont, as part of your daily regimen, drink a single beer and then eat the can

duz posted:

thats not what people mean when they say they are the goat

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Jedit posted:

How many times do you have to be told, it's an epheboshoot.
No that was the OTHER banned cop, the one who was a Chicago cop and like 65 years old

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

I listend to the first minute and it's just a replaying of an interview he gave on 2/21 that his daughter put up.

Jordan B. Peterson is dead everyone. We did it. We loving did it.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

DACK FAYDEN posted:

No that was the OTHER banned cop, the one who was a Chicago cop and like 65 years old

Also a pedo.

e: I'm not sure, but he may be the same pedo that was accepted in some goon gamer community because he had lot of resources or was a clan leader or something.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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ChubbyChecker posted:

Also a pedo.

I'm still salty that tokaii turned out to be a creep, "a monster outta look like a monster" and all.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Baron von Eevl posted:

I'm still salty that tokaii turned out to be a creep, "a monster outta look like a monster" and all.

He did though, he was a cop.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
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🔊😴
He also realized how lovely and corrupt cops are and loving quit.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Yeah but then he had a job as a cheerleader coach which looks pretty bad combined with his encyclopaedic knowledge of age of consent laws.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I don't understand how a guy like that gets a job with access to kids so easily.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

mind the walrus posted:

I don't understand how a guy like that gets a job with access to kids so easily.

He had a star.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



ChubbyChecker posted:

He had a star.

But enough about aatrek

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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ChubbyChecker posted:

Also a pedo.

e: I'm not sure, but he may be the same pedo that was accepted in some goon gamer community because he had lot of resources or was a clan leader or something.

It was a joined series of events.

BobFromMarketing was an EVE online player who had been grooming an Icelandic girl from from the time she was 15. He didn't start loving her until she was 16, which was legal in Iceland but not where he lived in the US. He also posted her underage nudes to the goonfleet forums, and posting nudes of people under 18 is illegal in both Iceland and the US. When the forum admin found out there was litteral child porn on the forum the dude got banned and also all homegrown was banned from goonfleet evermore. But he was not banned from SomethingAwful because mods didn't know he was a child porn posting creep or something, and people periodically popping up to call him a pedo was thought to be some weird joke, because the situation was never clearly explained to the goons who had the good sense to never play EVE or join goonfleet.

Years later he was still posting on SA and joined the goon group in Archeage. I think he was even a guild officer? Not sure, he was important and had a wool farm or something. His character was again named BobFromMarketing, but even some EVE goons who remembered the story weren't sure if it was the same BFM, or just a guy making a transgressive joke by using the handle of a pedo. Some people knew it was him but didn't care. Some people knew him from EVE but hadn't been around at the time of his fall from grace, so they didn't know why he'd left goonfleet or that he was a pedo creep. The overall result being that when the first person/people started asking why a pedo was allowed in the guild, lots of folks thought it was just a case of "importing EVE drama". So it took days longer than it should have to kick him out of the guild and completely disengage from him. There was a lot of drama in the SA thread.


This is where old man Tokaii comes in. He took it as his tone-deaf duty to educate the younglings on the medical/psychiatric/legal definitions of pedophilia. Everybody was using the term "pedo" wrong, you see. Since the girl was a teenager BFM would technically be an ephebophile, not a pedophile.
:stare: No, what are you going Tokaii, stop! :stare: He also posted about a study that showed 16 was scientifically the most physically attractive age for girls. :gonk:

By this point BFM was banned from SA, so Tokaii became the main target. He got defensive, and once there was blood in the water you all know how an SA feeding frenzy goes. Having been there, I don't think he was a pedo, I think he was just a pedantic old man who thought he could look clever with a "well, actually" that backfired explosively.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Well actually is never a great way to look good but to do that about loving children :catstare:

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Your link had an extra character there. Fixed it.

Inceltown posted:

Well actually is never a great way to look good but to do that about loving children :catstare:

Not to defend tokaii, because apparently he was way too into that poo poo, but I always personally found it really disgusting that even saying that pedophiles are mentally ill and should get treatment got some people banned in the past.

Like for a forum that's insanely leftist there's remarkably little empathy for people that are already the most hated out there. A vast majority of pedos never even act on their urges according to studies, because you know, they understand it's wrong. Whatever. SA is still not the place to discuss this, but goddamn.

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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

mind the walrus posted:

I don't understand how a guy like that gets a job with access to kids so easily.

ChubbyChecker posted:

He had a star.

Captain Hygiene posted:

But enough about aatrek

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Nurge posted:

Like for a forum that's insanely leftist there's remarkably little empathy for people that are already the most hated out there.
they're hated because they rape children, though

and for all that "the studies show that most of them don't act on it" when you look at their jobs they always seem to be boy scout troop leaders or elementary school gym teachers or some other thing that gives them access to the kids that they definitely would never molest

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Nurge posted:

Your link had an extra character there. Fixed it.


Not to defend tokaii, because apparently he was way too into that poo poo, but I always personally found it really disgusting that even saying that pedophiles are mentally ill and should get treatment got some people banned in the past.

Like for a forum that's insanely leftist there's remarkably little empathy for people that are already the most hated out there. A vast majority of pedos never even act on their urges according to studies, because you know, they understand it's wrong. Whatever. SA is still not the place to discuss this, but goddamn.

There was a ton of that for a while, then people realized that a lot of those people were just abusing the tools of ~discourse~ and are just lovely garbage people who want to rape children.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Pick posted:

There was a ton of that for a while, then people realized that a lot of those people were just abusing the tools of ~discourse~ and are just lovely garbage people who want to rape children.
Yeah it's this. The idea that you can stop children from getting hurt by helping pedophiles to not commit pedophilia sounds good. A compassionate, effective solution? It sounds great. It just isn't true. At all. Pedophiles will say and do anything to get access to victims.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Nurge posted:

Your link had an extra character there. Fixed it.


Not to defend tokaii, because apparently he was way too into that poo poo, but I always personally found it really disgusting that even saying that pedophiles are mentally ill and should get treatment got some people banned in the past.

Like for a forum that's insanely leftist there's remarkably little empathy for people that are already the most hated out there. A vast majority of pedos never even act on their urges according to studies, because you know, they understand it's wrong. Whatever. SA is still not the place to discuss this, but goddamn.

Yes, "people who have or should have a diagnosis of clinical pedophilia" and "people who rape children" are separate overlapping groups. Many people with pedophilia never do anything inappropriate, much less criminal. Many people who have raped or molested children do not have clinical pedophilia and in fact prefer adults with fully developed secondary sexual characteristics, but are willing to get their dick wet in whatever hole is available because they are total assholes. But it's not the sort of conversation we can have here on this comedy forum.


Pick posted:

There was a ton of that for a while, then people realized that a lot of those people were just abusing the tools of ~discourse~ and are just lovely garbage people who want to rape children.

This.

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
Yeah ok I knew it was a mistake to start digging that hole again. Like stated SA isn't the place to discuss this. It just really irked me at the time that people actually got banned for pointing out that it's a mental disorder and maybe they should be able to get help. :shrug:

e: Also sorry for derailing, this is pretty loving far away from a funny quote. My bad.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
Funny Forum Quotes thread deffo not the place, yes.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Nurge posted:

Yeah ok I knew it was a mistake to start digging that hole again. Like stated SA isn't the place to discuss this. It just really irked me at the time that people actually got banned for pointing out that it's a mental disorder and maybe they should be able to get help. :shrug:

e: Also sorry for derailing, this is pretty loving far away from a funny quote. My bad.
This just ableism. It's not a mental illness. They are a danger to an actual vulnerable group, children. They aren't victims at all in any way. They are people who have made the choice to hurt someone. "Mental disorder" is the way pedophiles justify their desires and actions. The virtuous pedophile idea is a myth.

e: Yes, pedophiles do need treatment. But right now our society is failing to protect its children. The reason people respond so negatively to this is that pedophiles are often given a greater sympathy and trust than their victims. Children are often dismissed more easily in reporting their experiences than pedophiles are when they claim to be trying not to hurt children.

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Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

FactsAreUseless posted:

This just ableism. It's not a mental illness. They are a danger to an actual vulnerable group, children. They aren't victims at all in any way. They are people who have made the choice to hurt someone. "Mental disorder" is the way pedophiles justify their desires and actions. The virtuous pedophile idea is a myth.

Very funny quote.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Sleeveless posted:

Very funny quote.
Yeah man it loving sucks. Child abuse and pedophilia loving suck to talk about.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

shut up guy mann

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
It's just really hosed up. How could you possibly look at a child and think, I want to put my genitals on it, instead of wanting to yell "hey ! Hey you! don't loving key my car"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dabir posted:

shut up guy mann

Not funny, but a good goon quote nonetheless.

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Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
When I woke up today I did not expect to see an unironic #notallpedophiles post

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