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Firechicken posted:Well, since I've been on lockdown since the whole virus thing started, i decided to build my own ring. Im starting my own fight group called scrapyard fights. Hey, that's great. What are your plans for Scrapyard Fights? Any particular combat sports you'll be focusing on? Any interesting house rules? Are you going to tape and upload the matches? Also, apologies for the lack of writeups. I have been overworked. Hopefully things will change soon.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 01:09 |
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Watch Scarface pound on some schlub and then make the thumbnail look like he beat some great fighter and people are scared to fight him. https://youtu.be/dVR9lmkXv_0 I think the biggest fear anyone has is that Scarface will stomp on their heads like he did that one poor bastard he fought back in the day.
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 16:50 |
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Yo don't abuse this but Scarface will now do you a personalized video message for $15: https://www.cameo.com/streetbeefs For reference Jinkx Monsoon charges 8 times that so this is a pretty good deal Also, Scarface started uploading more fights a couple of hours ago, which means tonight Streetbeefs technically went up against Wrestlemania and stands a fighting chance at getting more views NAG fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Apr 5, 2020 |
# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:44 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCrjvW2L1uU STREET FIGHTER vs MIXED MARTIAL ARTIST | This is why you tap to HEEL HOOKS 🚑 This is...something alright.
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 18:13 |
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Lol, worth the click
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 19:13 |
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L0cke17 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCrjvW2L1uU My favorite part is when the guy is in a guillotine and DDTs himself in an attempt to break the choke.
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 20:27 |
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L0cke17 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCrjvW2L1uU holy poo poo lmao
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 20:51 |
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I remember having to tell one of my troops years ago that he's tapping because i was supervising the match because he was trying to be tough and was definitely about to have extra ankle joints Lol, idiots
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 21:01 |
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That gentleman is lucky that his knee wasn't immobilized.
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 21:14 |
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I love the "quit crying, you didn't cry when it happened so don't start now"
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# ? Apr 6, 2020 22:23 |
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briefly breaking my self imposed exile to share this delight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qG5e6qwCJw absolutely watch until the end for an amazing punchline which lead to https://www.facebook.com/christopher.willmore.1/videos/623203638232154/ Mel Mudkiper fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Apr 10, 2020 |
# ? Apr 10, 2020 20:44 |
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gently caress off
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# ? Apr 10, 2020 21:00 |
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goodbye, mel
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# ? Apr 10, 2020 21:37 |
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You see kids, this is called “testing the waters”
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# ? Apr 11, 2020 08:40 |
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Welcome back mel. Don't listen to these losers.
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# ? Apr 11, 2020 14:08 |
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Streetbeefed outta his own thread.
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# ? Apr 11, 2020 14:34 |
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thanks for always defending the little guy like that typo rapist that one time, and the rest
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# ? Apr 11, 2020 14:43 |
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Cavauro posted:thanks for always defending the little guy like that typo rapist that one time, and the rest The dumbest take.
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# ? Apr 11, 2020 14:55 |
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Im glad that the dude that I only know as the guy who curates STREETBEEFS is back
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 04:45 |
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Cavauro posted:thanks for always defending the little guy like that typo rapist that one time, and the rest
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 04:57 |
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I think Scarface is just trolling us now by posting all of these videos of "why everyone fears him", then getting beat in a fight and saying he won the judge's decision. Am I giving him too much credit?
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 16:33 |
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staguar posted:I think Scarface is just trolling us now by posting all of these videos of "why everyone fears him", then getting beat in a fight and saying he won the judge's decision. I don't think he's nearly that clever. That sounds more like something Dana White would do if the UFC dumped him and he had way too much free time.
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 16:49 |
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DJExile posted:I don't think he's nearly that clever. That sounds more like something Dana White would do if the UFC dumped him and he had way too much free time. Well, Dana White IS an inspiration of his...
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 19:44 |
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staguar posted:I think Scarface is just trolling us now by posting all of these videos of "why everyone fears him", then getting beat in a fight and saying he won the judge's decision. That's the plot of half of Dan Quinn's videos, Scarface has clearly learned from the GOAT NAG posted:Well, Dana White IS an inspiration of his... Satan's Backyard is the perfect place for the longstanding Dan Quinn vs. Dana White beef to be concluded
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 19:51 |
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I don't get it why are people saying goodbye to mel?
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 20:45 |
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He was trying to garner sympathy for the poor Saudi gov and Vince McMahon.
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 20:09 |
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 20:11 |
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Scarface put up a video outlining the scoring system for each match type. Boxing: head strikes 2 points, body strikes 1 point, blocked strikes 0 points Kickboxing: head strikes 2 points, strikes below shoulders 1 point, blocked strikes 0 points MMA: head strikes 2 points, strikes below shoulders 1 point, takedowns 2 points, reversals 1 point, blocked strikes 0 points Cage Boxing: head strikes 2 points, body strikes 1 point, trips and throws 2 points, blocked strikes 0 points I'm really tempted to go watch Scarface's wins and draws to see how many he actually lost using this scoring.
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# ? Apr 18, 2020 18:15 |
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Apparently Streetbeefs has a Roku app now. https://twitter.com/ThA_BEAST_DUBV/status/1250515420320354306
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 04:17 |
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And he still doesn't pay the fighters, holy poo poo. By the way, in case anyone is still confused about why people are telling Mel to get hosed, he's an instructor in Saudi Arabia and part of Vision 2030 which is their way of insisting to the rest of the world that they're now progressive and no longer execute women and LGBTQ folk and journalists. He flipped out at people criticizing the KSA and called us all bigots and insisted he was never coming back to Something Awful, and the sports forum in particular. Jerusalem gave himself a probation because he gave Mel the benefit of the doubt and realized he was wrong and apologized. He also waltzed into the addiction/recovery thread and called sober people "quitters" so he's a vile piece of poo poo.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 13:07 |
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Well holy poo poo
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 13:23 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:he's an instructor in Saudi Arabia and part of Vision 2030 Both of these things are completely untrue and I tend not to dive into the drama pool but at some level I feel like I need to defend myself from just pure libel Mel Mudkiper fucked around with this message at 13:38 on Apr 22, 2020 |
# ? Apr 22, 2020 13:36 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Both of these things are completely untrue and I tend not to dive into the drama pool but at some level I feel like I need to defend myself from just pure libel It's in your loving rapsheet you disingenuous sack of poo poo. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3855844&pagenumber=287&perpage=40#post499552585 "gently caress you for posting something this loving awful, even as a joke. User loses posting privileges for 3 days." Requested by Jerusalem, the only guy that tried to stick up for you and he admitted that was a mistake.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 14:04 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:It's in your loving rapsheet you disingenuous sack of poo poo. A. Not the addiction recovery thread B. It was one dude not the whole thread C. I knew the guy would appreciate the joke and he did. Eat My Fuc posted:to be honest i laughed at it but i can be pretty insensitive Thats all I am gonna say because I am not gonna derail the thread (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 14:06 |
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A. Why does this matter? 2. Why does this matter? D. "My one black friend doesn't care if I use the N-word around him, so why do other black people mind?" And if you didn't want to derail the thread, you wouldn't have shown up in the first place after insisting you never would again.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 14:10 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:And he still doesn't pay the fighters, holy poo poo. Scarface has also stated a record label and shills it in the Streetbeefs Facebook group. With his amazing track record of not paying fighters I'm sure he'll be great to deal with for any musicians who he signs.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 14:15 |
There is one way y’all can settle this disagreement
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 20:06 |
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plead for your life before the hatchets come out, Pope.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 20:23 |
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Nobody cares about your posting enemy spreadsheet crusade and rapsheet detective work. Talk about beefs in the streets.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 21:01 |
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spacetoaster posted:Nobody cares about your posting enemy spreadsheet crusade and rapsheet detective work. Beef in the streets, _______ in the sheets?
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