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Doesn't even say what month he was born. Shameful.
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relax-o-vision posted:Doesn't even say what month he was born. Shameful. thats in the fold below the picture of the forklift
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Apr 12, 2020 23:56
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I like how the guy in the main forklift is just like "Okay, I'm just getting out now to assess the situation rather than lower my colleague in his forklift down, he can stay up there for a while"
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Apr 13, 2020 00:15
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Checking to make sure you aren't about to lower him onto it is probably wise.
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Apr 13, 2020 00:26
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Is this true?
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Apr 13, 2020 00:32
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drat badass I want to someday also be master of the warehouse buggy
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Apr 13, 2020 00:36
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i want one of those shirts with flaming skulls and middle fingers and poo poo on it but it just says: AnyOnE CAN D R I V E A ForKLifT It is very EASY
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Apr 13, 2020 00:46
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Hackers film 1995 posted:i want one of those shirts with flaming skulls and middle fingers and poo poo on it but it just says: make a facebook profile with that as your job & interests then you get ads for shirts with that on it, thats where they all come from
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Apr 13, 2020 00:48
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Brawnfire posted:Is this true? i mean, sure, i'm a forklift operator. who's going to say otherwise?
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Apr 13, 2020 00:49
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It looks like a regular sized forklift and then a smaller, but just as important damnit, forklift
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Apr 13, 2020 00:54
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Mozi posted:i mean, sure, i'm a forklift operator. who's going to say otherwise? Not me It would cast shade on my own credentials
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i never got a forklift license but i drove them around a bunch for a couple years or so when i worked at a furniture store it was a lot of fun and very dangerous. im glad i dont get close to that anymore
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Apr 13, 2020 01:46
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Forgive me if this has been posted before in this thread, but I couldn't find it in a search and as I just got here looking through 298 pages would be a bit of a chore. When it comes to schadenfreude, you just can't beat The Fire Melon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98d--8CHfYo
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Apr 13, 2020 01:48
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It's quaint how they have the forethought to take the can of fuel away well before lighting it.
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Apr 13, 2020 01:51
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Inceltown posted:It's quaint how they have the forethought to take the can of fuel away well before lighting it. you just reminded me my mate tryin to blow out the flame from the open can of gasoline lol
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Apr 13, 2020 01:59
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Doodles posted:Forgive me if this has been posted before in this thread, but I couldn't find it in a search and as I just got here looking through 298 pages would be a bit of a chore. I remember downloading this and shovel hit from loving newsgroups in the late 90s maybe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKiiyI2T04s All these people are pushing 40 now, if they haven't been Darwined. e. Early aughts, but close enough Dillbag fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Apr 13, 2020 |
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Apr 13, 2020 02:18
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If we're going way the hell back, banana guy is ready to rock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZVFee_CHs
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Apr 13, 2020 02:22
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What... what was your best case scenario with that banana one? I mean, you douse yourself in lighter fluid, set yourself on fire and then... somehow there's an ending that doesn't involve cheap nylon costume fabric becoming an inseparable part of your flesh?
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Helen Highwater posted:What... what was your best case scenario with that banana one? I mean, you douse yourself in lighter fluid, set yourself on fire and then... somehow there's an ending that doesn't involve cheap nylon costume fabric becoming an inseparable part of your flesh? You’ve already put way too much thought into it.
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Helen Highwater posted:What... what was your best case scenario with that banana one? I mean, you douse yourself in lighter fluid, set yourself on fire and then... somehow there's an ending that doesn't involve cheap nylon costume fabric becoming an inseparable part of your flesh? "welcome to jackass" type thing then throw it off not specifically jackass, just filming yourself doing dumb poo poo is as old as cheap cameras
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Apr 13, 2020 03:39
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https://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1249515378268569614?s=21
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https://i.imgur.com/vzHfowh.mp4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMQY6k16TU i got sympathy for these cowboys
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Apr 13, 2020 03:59
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KoRMaK posted:https://i.imgur.com/vzHfowh.mp4 Good schaden
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Apr 13, 2020 04:10
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Krankenstyle posted:"welcome to jackass" type thing then throw it off My senior year of highschool I knew multiple guys whith broken arms, legs, and collarbones because it was the height if the Jackass and backyard wrestling bubbles simultaneously. Making it onto the local news as a cautionary segment about kids doing dangerous stuff was the height of notoriety.
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Apr 13, 2020 04:12
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MarcusSA posted:loving lol. It's actually super easy to just push them up ramps even with one person, but sometimes you just gotta be a dipshit I guess.
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Apr 13, 2020 04:17
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:My senior year of highschool I knew multiple guys whith broken arms, legs, and collarbones because it was the height if the Jackass and backyard wrestling bubbles simultaneously. Making it onto the local news as a cautionary segment about kids doing dangerous stuff was the height of notoriety. Man, we just did all our stupid falls into swimming pools. Worst injury was when I did a fallaway slam on a friend of mine into his parents' pool, his toe clipped the edge and his big toenail was half ripped off. He said afterwards that the pain from the salt pool water hitting his raw flesh convinced him he had hurt himself a lot worse. That wasn't even a hospital trip.
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Apr 13, 2020 04:42
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KoRMaK posted:https://i.imgur.com/vzHfowh.mp4 I see these guys around every once in a while and I really wish they wore helmets. Usually traffic kinda stops and lets them roll through if there are enough of them, but I'm always afraid they're going to have an accident.
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Apr 13, 2020 05:09
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My favorite Jackass style memory was my buddy Tom drunkenly stripping down and sliding across a trampoline, only to come to a sudden stop and start screaming when his nutsack got caught in the spring. Explaining that to the 911 operator was very entertaining.
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Bushmaori posted:It's actually super easy to just push them up ramps even with one person, but sometimes you just gotta be a dipshit I guess. Yeah I know! I've done it before which makes me  as to why people always try and ride that poo poo up lol
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Apr 13, 2020 06:18
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Some forums Shad, https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3919917&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 OP makes post to support Biden (it seems like) thread doesn't go the way they hoped and so they melt down lol. Also the pictures are funny.
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Helen Highwater posted:What... what was your best case scenario with that banana one? I mean, you douse yourself in lighter fluid, set yourself on fire and then... somehow there's an ending that doesn't involve cheap nylon costume fabric becoming an inseparable part of your flesh? idgi, they had a garden hose, how much safer can you get?
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Apr 13, 2020 06:46
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KoRMaK posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMQY6k16TU "The Wire with wheels" this aint. But it's still hella cool.
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Apr 13, 2020 07:51
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The super old schadenfreude clips above make me wish someone would look up the grapes stomping lady for me and post that. She tried to cheat!
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Apr 13, 2020 09:12
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Grem posted:The super old schadenfreude clips above make me wish someone would look up the grapes stomping lady for me and post that. She tried to cheat!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STbhaqsBJB0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RVyoAVgeyI those "ow oww oww owwwuh" sounds she makes after she falls will never stop cracking me up
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Lodin posted:Here's some crazy preacher gently caress who hates gays, foreigners and abortion holding a speech in Bergen, Norway yesterday. Skip over to 54:30 and you'll see a mate of mine and his boyfriend demonstrating.  Doing their part beautifully. Unfortunately, I don't think it's going to work. He's of the type to see it as affirmation that the devil is behind the "ills" of the world, no doubt. He's now also begun to rant about Bill Gates and how the coronavirus and 5G are planned and connected. You'd think his god was going to step in at some point but...
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Apr 13, 2020 11:19
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szary posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RVyoAVgeyI i find this uncomfortable to watch as what happened was she punctured a lung or something iirc
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Mozi posted:i find this uncomfortable to watch as what happened was she punctured a lung or something iirc
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Apr 13, 2020 14:12
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Pretty sure she succumbed to her injuries and didn't make it
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