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funkybottoms: Oct 28, 2010; Funky Bottoms is a land man

Time_pants posted:

The heck is a plugger?

in this context: pragmatic, working-class, conservative boomers

# ? Apr 10, 2020 21:49

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 10:12

coleman francis: Aug 8, 2007; Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl; Hair Elf

Kennel posted:

You could pick almost any Ballard Street for the image.

afternoon delight

# ? Apr 10, 2020 22:57

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Time_pants posted:

The heck is a plugger?

Looks like that they are boomer furries.

# ? Apr 10, 2020 23:03

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

A LOVELY LAD posted:

# ? Apr 10, 2020 23:06

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lDlDLvC4TU

this is the most 90s video ever made

# ? Apr 10, 2020 23:07

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Hazo posted:

lol

# ? Apr 10, 2020 23:31

Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

MageMage posted:

Why

It's because animal fuckers don't belong in society. Hope this helps.

Here maybe this makes it clearer:

Nurge fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Apr 11, 2020

# ? Apr 11, 2020 01:05

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

funkybottoms posted:

in this context: pragmatic, working-class, conservative boomers

the last three adjectives make the first one meaningless

# ? Apr 11, 2020 05:01

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

Let's get back on topic. That topic being dumb comic edits.

Literally went to doonesbury, hit random once, barely had to change anything.

Challenge: Go to GoComics, pick a comic, hit random, try to make it work.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 05:14

Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

Aishlinn posted:

Challenge: Go to GoComics, pick a comic, hit random, try to make it work.

Challenge accepted.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 06:09

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

I didn't even edit it

# ? Apr 11, 2020 06:22

Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

Second random:

# ? Apr 11, 2020 06:28

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Nurge posted:

It's because animal fuckers don't belong in society. Hope this helps.

Here maybe this makes it clearer:

Furries don't gently caress animals my friend

But I agree, animal fuckers should be locked up.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 08:54

Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

MageMage posted:

Furries don't gently caress animals my friend

But I agree, animal fuckers should be locked up.

This isn't really a good thread for the argument either way.

Random #3:

Meh. Some of these are a bit hard to make work and actually be funny.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 09:21

Galaxander: Aug 12, 2009

# ? Apr 11, 2020 19:11

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Galaxander posted:

New Heathcliff is so absurd I'd believe that was an original.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 20:36

Galaxander: Aug 12, 2009

CannonFodder posted:

New Heathcliff is so absurd I'd believe that was an original.

tyvm

# ? Apr 11, 2020 20:45

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

E2:

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Apr 11, 2020

# ? Apr 11, 2020 21:09

Galaxander: Aug 12, 2009

# ? Apr 11, 2020 22:38

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Nurge posted:

Second random:

These words are never going to leave me and I am so happy even though I also want to cry

# ? Apr 11, 2020 23:08

Rocket Baby Dolls: Mar 3, 2006; Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 23:42

Iceberg-Slim: Oct 7, 2003; no re okay

# ? Apr 12, 2020 00:21

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

# ? Apr 12, 2020 00:56

azurite: Jul 25, 2010; Strange, isn't it?!

Nurge posted:

Penn State thread closed years ago, bud.

# ? Apr 12, 2020 04:33

Time_pants: Jun 25, 2012; Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

azurite posted:

Penn State thread closed years ago, bud.

No words.

Should've sent a poet.

# ? Apr 12, 2020 04:38

DrKevorkian: Jan 19, 2003; Dr. Death in his natural environment. Don't feed the Doctor!

Darth Brooks posted:

OMG, this is awesome! I love it! I'm glad I came to this thread, it's giving me some ideas!

# ? Apr 12, 2020 05:24

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

J-Spot posted:

# ? Apr 12, 2020 07:21

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Galaxander posted:

Good stuff!

# ? Apr 12, 2020 12:01

Dr. Heart Collapse: Oct 30, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

made another NEKO JEWMAMA

Dr. Heart Collapse fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Apr 12, 2020

# ? Apr 12, 2020 14:18

Do it ironically: Jul 13, 2010; by Pragmatica

The meg and mog comic has been p sick through covid so far

# ? Apr 12, 2020 23:08

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Apr 12, 2020 23:38

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Apr 12, 2020 23:44

AF: Oct 8, 2007; hi

Alan Smithee posted:

drat that's such a good box cover

# ? Apr 13, 2020 01:27

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Do it ironically posted:

The meg and mog comic has been p sick through covid so far

In case people were wondering they're all posted (in reverse order) here: https://www.instagram.com/simon.hanselmann/

Here's where the COVID-19 storyline starts: https://www.instagram.com/p/B9sB-C3hQ_X/
(Click on the '>' symbol inside the picture to scroll through thw post, then click on the '<' to the left of the picture to go to the next post)

It's almost definitely :nws:

unless you work in a dildo crashtest laboratory

# ? Apr 13, 2020 02:13

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

In case people were wondering they're all posted (in reverse order) here: https://www.instagram.com/simon.hanselmann/

Here's where the COVID-19 storyline starts: https://www.instagram.com/p/B9sB-C3hQ_X/
(Click on the '>' symbol inside the picture to scroll through thw post, then click on the '<' to the left of the picture to go to the next post)

It's almost definitely unless you work in a dildo crashtest laboratory

Without instagram bullshit: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3822798&userid=130500 (not up to date, but progressing)

# ? Apr 13, 2020 02:18