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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Regarding 1s and 20s- if you roll a 1, it's a critical failure. If you roll TWO 1s, it's a major fuckup, and 3 1s in a row can get you and or the party killed.

A 20 on the other hand results in Good Things.

A 20 followed by a 20 is Great Things, and trip 20s in a row result in Miraculous Events.

I usually have the player roll percentage dice when they roll real good or real bad, to see if they have any allies around to help them out.

You are the Main Character in your favorite book. Main Characters (with the exception of GRRM...) tend to stay alive through some incredible hardships.

1st-9th level characters get a Hero saving throw. A one last ditch effort to get you out of a jam.

9th level characters and up get a Super Hero saving throw, more levels equals more time to get friends and garner favors and such, plus luck.

Players can also acquire Adventuring Checks, either through rolling a 20 or doing something funny or clever or saving the life of an NPC, for examples.

Each Adventuring Check can be used to reroll a bad roll, including changing a rolled 1 to another number (even if it IS a 2, like for a trap)

Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Apr 11, 2020

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nut


quarantine doing something to me :q:

nut

nut posted:

gotchu bby

rolled 11, 13, 18 (as four 2s), 14, 12, 11, 15 (re-rolled a 10) and assigned as following:


Strength = 11

Intelligence = 13

Wisdom = 12

Dexterity = 14

Agility = 15

Constitution = 11

Presence = 18

can i be a country bard with the shoulder length hair that parts in the middle, ever in search of the perfect line to encapsulate how sad i was when my dog left

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

pixaal posted:


edit: If my gimmick is dumb let me know and I'll just use the same random dice as everyone else. I'm not sure if it's funny or dumb myself.

Honestly, it's not bothering me in the slightest, have fun with it :)

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

nut posted:

can i be a country bard with the shoulder length hair that parts in the middle, ever in search of the perfect line to encapsulate how sad i was when my dog left

If you run backwards though everyone adds +2 to their rolls

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nut

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

If you run backwards though everyone adds +2 to their rolls

I can’t tell if I’m allowed :gonk:

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

nut posted:

I can’t tell if I’m allowed :gonk:

Ok, you have to walk backwards, while playing, to give everyone +2 to their rolls in addition to whatever song you play

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Stoner Sloth

hmmm was thinking of making my bug guy more venom focused than that and had an idea

instead of being rogue/fighter since we now have two more conventional warrior types, could I instead switch things up like so:

str-15
int-17
wis-15
dex-18
agl-18
con-15
pre-15

and make a 4/2 rogue/toxin specialist kinda thing? maybe make it have rogue or even wizard type hitpoints dunno, whatever seems fair really :)

basically have the venom as one of his classes main abilities (perhaps also include normal thri kreen racial abilities?) and increase its potency/be able to tailor it more as time goes on?
perhaps make a d20 roll on each attack to determine if the a toxin has a chance of working then they get a save with a range of effects from damage to paralysis dependent on level?


also a bit of toxin crew trivia here but the red-eyed assassin bug has venom glands that can make up a third of its body weight, it can completely paralyze its prey in seconds and a bite (well stab with their rostrum) or even a spray of aerosolized venom from one can kill a guinea pig hundreds of time the insects weight in less than thirty seconds!

fortunately they prey on insects, paralyzing and/or killing them before using injected enyzmes to completely liquify the internal tissues of their food before consuming it like soup through a straw (the straw being their rostrum). they can also spray venom all around themselves and the surrounding area as a defensive mechanism and, while not fatal, their bites are still extremely painful to humans. luckily unlike their relatives the triatominae they aren't implicated in the spread of parasitic disease

humans use them to control a number of pest species such as rhinoceros beetles and deliberately introduce them to coconut plantations so despite them sounding sinister they're actually our good insect buddies!







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Stoner Sloth

or just thought of an easier way to actually do that without worrying about making up a class

level 4 rogue, move the 17 back to strength, drop the 2 multiclass levels and get basic thri kreen racial abilities plus every 2 levels can evolve more potent/varied versions of those abilities with a focus on venom or something?

also can't use most armor cause weird body shape but has somewhat effective natural armor in form of carapace + keep the magic items already assigned?







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nut

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Ok, you have to walk backwards, while playing, to give everyone +2 to their rolls in addition to whatever song you play

ohhh you were improving my character!

take the moon

by sebmojo
sorry, lot of posts. hate to be that guy but not quite sure how 2 proceed

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hello friend


okay so my fight haver comes from the swamp of shame. what kind of things live there? humans?



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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

take the moon posted:

sorry, lot of posts. hate to be that guy but not quite sure how 2 proceed

You will be this guy.



Heather Papps posted:

okay so my fight haver comes from the swamp of shame. what kind of things live there? humans?

Half-elf pirates, Draconids, and Half-Elf Drow.

Roll a 20

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take the moon

by sebmojo

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

You will be this guy.

o cool as long as its all figured. i was just wondering if i had to do someth else

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issa 10



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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Nice! reroll the 10

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Nice! reroll the 10


14!



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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

You will be a Draconid, add +1 to your Wisdom, Strength and Constitution!

Roll percentage dice 2 times (2 separate rolls) so I can determine your height and weight

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



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take the moon posted:

o cool as long as its all figured. i was just wondering if i had to do someth else

I'm slowly reading up on the Nu Mou, and will come up with some abilities for your character.

EDIT: I'm using this wiki page as a guide for what your race/class is, and will consider your character to be a Party enhancer based on what I'm reading so far.

Players will move, swing weapons and cast faster when you are around for example.

Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Apr 11, 2020

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Heather Papps

hello friend



88
and

76



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
bit of a dumb question, but after rolling stats do I pick race etc by the book or do you want us to roll 20 for 'em? It seems 5e Loremaster is a subclass of wizard, and class is the only thing I have nailed down for this.



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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
You are 6' 8" and weigh 300 pounds.

You look something like this:

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



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magic cactus posted:

bit of a dumb question, but after rolling stats do I pick race etc by the book or do you want us to roll 20 for 'em? It seems 5e Loremaster is a subclass of wizard, and class is the only thing I have nailed down for this.

You can pick a race.

No questions are dumb questions, my friend!

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

You are 6' 8" and weigh 300 pounds.

You look something like this:



imma smoke on this and create my persona


is draconid basically 5e dragonborn or more like argonians?



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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Heather Papps posted:

imma smoke on this and create my persona


is draconid basically 5e dragonborn or more like argonians?

Dragonborn is fine to use as a parallel, the origins are different- choose your Draconic Ancestry and breath weapon.

Use this site as a reference for your character, so we are both literally on the same page.

https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Dragonborn#content

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Dragonborn is fine to use as a parallel, the origins are different- choose your Draconic Ancestry and breath weapon.

green/poison please and thank you



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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Stoner Sloth posted:

or just thought of an easier way to actually do that without worrying about making up a class

level 4 rogue, move the 17 back to strength, drop the 2 multiclass levels and get basic thri kreen racial abilities plus every 2 levels can evolve more potent/varied versions of those abilities with a focus on venom or something?

also can't use most armor cause weird body shape but has somewhat effective natural armor in form of carapace + keep the magic items already assigned?

I didn't immediately reply to this because my assumption was you were thinking out loud about your character path, on the off chance you were looking for input, my input is put together whatever you think would be the most practical/fun, and if they're the same thing, then even better!

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



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nut posted:

can i be a country bard with the shoulder length hair that parts in the middle, ever in search of the perfect line to encapsulate how sad i was when my dog left

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Ok, you have to walk backwards, while playing, to give everyone +2 to their rolls in addition to whatever song you play

nut posted:

ohhh you were improving my character!

No, I thought you were saying you were going to be a country western song, which- when played backwards, gets you your wife back, your truck back, and your dog back- so I translated that into you were a country western Bard who, when walking backwards, rewards the party by giving them stuff, like +2 to saves :lol:

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biosterous




oops, forgot to post how the items/build you gave me is all great and i love it a lot

the items/build you gave me is all great and i love it a lot



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Stoner Sloth

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I didn't immediately reply to this because my assumption was you were thinking out loud about your character path, on the off chance you were looking for input, my input is put together whatever you think would be the most practical/fun, and if they're the same thing, then even better!

this is good thinking really

going to lock in:

str - 15
int - 15
wis - 15
agl - 18
dex - 18
con - 17
pre - 15

bonus: Foresight (unless this was a joke in which case lol)

items: cloak of invisibility, backpack of holding, +2 boots of elven kind, +2 ring of regeneration'

thinking of changing weapons/focus a little and going for a heavy crossbow in top two arms and two hand crossbows in the lower ones - thinking going assassin/arcane archer (if that's allowed to work with crossbows) or maybe assassin/battlemaster

I'll post again soon once I work out more of the details! :stoked: to play a fun game on the internet with you all!

Stoner Sloth fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Apr 12, 2020







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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

biosterous posted:

oops, forgot to post how the items/build you gave me is all great and i love it a lot

the items/build you gave me is all great and i love it a lot

:hfive:

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Heather Papps

hello friend


so with mods

Strength: 18
Intelligence: 10
Wisdom:14
Dexterity: 14
Agility:13
Constitution: 19
Presence: 12

class = fighthaving poison green draconid dude named "Heather Snapps"
likes: swamps, swimming, having a fight
dislikes: mean cats, chairs without tailholes, not having a fight



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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Alright, give me three 20-sided die rolls, please- remembering to reroll 1s, 10s and 20s. For example: you can roll a 1, re-roll and get a 20, then reroll and get a 10- you would reroll the 10 as well and count the whole sequence as one single roll.

This will determine your starting equipment and money

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13, 15, 4



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Pot Smoke Phoenix



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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Alright, give me three 20-sided die rolls, please- remembering to reroll 1s, 10s and 20s. For example: you can roll a 1, re-roll and get a 20, then reroll and get a 10- you would reroll the 10 as well and count the whole sequence as one single roll.

This will determine your starting equipment and money



You are wearing a set of +2 Plate Armor of Sustenance which means you can survive comfortably on the same rations a typical human adventurer would need to eat (versus not needing to eat anything, if you were human due to your character's considerable body mass). You can go a week without water.

It consists of a breastplate, shoulder pauldrons, leggings, and bracers.

You also have a +2 Ring of Regeneration (+2 hp regeneration per round, as well as +2 to Constitution saving throws.

You have a +3 Axe of Wounding, if you roll a natural 18, 19 or 20 the Axe will activate, doing an additional 1 d4 of damage per round for 4 rounds.

You are down to your last 20 gold pieces, which is why you're at the tavern, to look for work and piss away the last of your coin on a chunk of meat.

Pick the rest of your gear, a rucksack or what have you, torches, and whatever else would fit inside a typical backpack.

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Strength = 11
Intelligence = 13
Wisdom = 12
Dexterity = 14
Agility = 15
Constitution = 11
Presence = 18

maybe some kind of yokel drow bard named Buddy Lee Cotton in search of the saddest things he can find to inspire his myriad of country ballads. Has yet to find anything that topped growing up to find out that his mom lied to him about his weasel running away to the abovedark (it choked on a frog instead).

Pot Smoke Phoenix



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nut posted:

Strength = 11
Intelligence = 13
Wisdom = 12
Dexterity = 14
Agility = 15
Constitution = 11
Presence = 18

maybe some kind of yokel drow bard named Buddy Lee Cotton in search of the saddest things he can find to inspire his myriad of country ballads. Has yet to find anything that topped growing up to find out that his mom lied to him about his weasel running away to the abovedark (it choked on a frog instead).

You are wearing a set of simple, homespun clothes that are fashionable, comfortable, and well-worn.

You have no jewelry, little money, and your only worldly possession- the mandolin your grandfather willed to you when he died, and you were the only heir.

You start out every day by saying "I wish I was a Bard, so I could play this song the way it was meant to be played."

DM note to Player: the mandolin is a Mandolin of Wishes. So long as you Wish for something related to playing that mandolin, your wish will be granted. Your clothing is Clothing of Comfort, you will be comfortable temperature-wise, no matter where you are, from the hottest, humidest swamp to the coldest mountain.

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Stoner Sloth

not sure if i still need to do an equipment roll, got magical items but was thinking weapons and normal equipment

also trying to figure what stat bonuses Thri-Kreen should get, maybe +2 dex and agl, + 1 wisdom, - 2 presence?

e: for weapons wanted a heavy crossbow as main one and four hand crossbows - figure Tak usually fights with the heavy crossbow in his top two arms but up close sometimes switches to using the extra two hand crossbows for maximum cool factor lol







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Pot Smoke Phoenix



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Stoner Sloth posted:

not sure if i still need to do an equipment roll, got magical items but was thinking weapons and normal equipment

also trying to figure what stat bonuses Thri-Kreen should get, maybe +2 dex and agl, + 1 wisdom, - 2 presence?

e: for weapons wanted a heavy crossbow as main one and four hand crossbows - figure Tak usually fights with the heavy crossbow in his top two arms but up close sometimes switches to using the extra two hand crossbows for maximum cool factor lol

Give me a 20-sided die roll for your personal wealth. Pick whatever items a character your level would reasonably be expected to have.

If you have a request for a specific magic item, I'm open for ideas.

+2 Dex/Agil +1 Wis and -3 Presence (Thri Kreens are wildly rare in my world so you'd freak people out, especially as an assassin bug).

A crossbow will require at least one free hand to reload, a heavy crossbow and a two-hander equipped at once I will allow. You can fire one heavy cross bow bolt and one 2-handed bolt per round (including re-loading time). The 2-handed crossbow does 2 D8 damage per bolt, the heavy crossbow does 1d10, both piercing damage.

You can have 2 1-handed crossbows locked and loaded, in "holsters" if you'd like.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Give me a 20-sided die roll for your personal wealth. Pick whatever items a character your level would reasonably be expected to have.

If you have a request for a specific magic item, I'm open for ideas.

+2 Dex/Agil +1 Wis and -3 Presence (Thri Kreens are wildly rare in my world so you'd freak people out, especially as an assassin bug).

A crossbow will require at least one free hand to reload, a heavy crossbow and a two-hander equipped at once I will allow. You can fire one heavy cross bow bolt and one 2-handed bolt per round (including re-loading time). The 2-handed crossbow does 2 D8 damage per bolt, the heavy crossbow does 1d10, both piercing damage.

You can have 2 1-handed crossbows locked and loaded, in "holsters" if you'd like.

all sounds good!

rolled a 10 for personal wealth







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