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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
"by any means necessary" is not really anything like a direct threat and would not have been out of place in a 2004 John Edwards for President speech

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I mean...come on. Yes it is. Always has been.

Edit:
Just wanna point out I don't have an opinion on Avs one way or another, just that "by any means necessary" always was a kind of threat.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Yeah see the thing is it ain't 2004 anymore
And it's a lot harder to defend that particular phrase than the initial threat to unbirth him. One of these is clearly impossible, the other is vague enough to be sinister.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Alaois posted:

wait why does TFR have a mental health thread
american traditional values

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Oh poo poo just wait until someone sees cspam

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Look at what "pathetic little tramp" just posted as a comparison.

E: though Avs, for real. Please be conscientious of the leeway you've gotten and be more careful.

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

For sure, normally if someone tried to play that off as a joke, I wouldn’t buy it. That was just so incredible it’s like “yep, that checks out”. Does anyone have the post handy?

It was posted by a guy who had a decent pair of moobs from abusing steroids and posted some crazy LSD trip he had while a blow job machine was strapped to his dick. If it was a joke it must've been as part of crafting some high concept sex weirdo gimmick account, and you know what I would respect that kind of hustle.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
High concept sex.... oh god I finally understand art! That's what that shits for!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
always wondered about that stuff

Hub Cat
Aug 3, 2011

Trunk Lover

Nuns with Guns posted:

It was posted by a guy who had a decent pair of moobs from abusing steroids and posted some crazy LSD trip he had while a blow job machine was strapped to his dick. If it was a joke it must've been as part of crafting some high concept sex weirdo gimmick account, and you know what I would respect that kind of hustle.

The filth hound post is a copy paste that shows up on reddit going back to at least 2016. Sorry to ruin the joke.

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

Pick posted:

Oh poo poo just wait until someone sees cspam

Cspam is safe, they're using burner phones for their posts

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Hub Cat posted:

The filth hound post is a copy paste that shows up on reddit going back to at least 2016. Sorry to ruin the joke.

The oldest copy pastes I can find are younger than that post, which was made 1/8/16. I’m still pretty sure that’s an original.

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Hub Cat posted:

The filth hound post is a copy paste that shows up on reddit going back to at least 2016. Sorry to ruin the joke.

??? The post on SA is from 2016 too?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3386887&pagenumber=590#post454745452

I'm not sure what joke is being ruined here.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

"by any means necessary" is not really anything like a direct threat and would not have been out of place in a 2004 John Edwards for President speech

"Who will rob me of this turbulent priest"

Omg shocked anything happened it was so clearly not a threat of any kind literally no responsibility on me for whatever could happen sucks but these things just happen no one can really know.

Hub Cat
Aug 3, 2011

Trunk Lover

nvm

Hub Cat fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Apr 14, 2020

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

It's weird to me how people talk about that poster. They spam weird porn across 20 subforums and everyone is like, haha, you went a little too far this time, youre so adorable but maybe dial it back a bit, love ya! When anyone else who did that would be called a creep. Like is there some meta joke that I'm missing here? Are they super sexual all the time and that's the joke?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

More sagas, more interesting weird stories, less litigating present-day poo poo.

I'm saying please.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Yeah see the thing is it ain't 2004 anymore
And it's a lot harder to defend that particular phrase than the initial threat to unbirth him. One of these is clearly impossible, the other is vague enough to be sinister.

Trump can suck on a lemon, imo. Normally people don't die from that, but let me know if he has an allergy, and I'll edit my post here, on Something Awful dot com comedy forums.

E: didn't see the please, sorry, Pastry, hope you enjoy your delicious lemon.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Anyway, remember when Lowtax got banned on twitter for threatening to throw a chessboard at Nancy Pelosi? Was it before or after his twitter ban for saying that someone should pour concrete on Baked Alaska?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

"by any means necessary" is not really anything like a direct threat

Oh for gently caress's sake, yes it is. Like the accepted definition of "by any means necessary" is "violence is A-OK!"

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Oh for gently caress's sake, yes it is. Like the accepted definition of "by any means necessary" is "violence is A-OK!"

In 2018 Hillary Clinton suggested that to civilly speak with Republicans, Democrats first had to take control of Congress by any means necessary, because otherwise Republicans wouldn't be interested in what they had to say. I guess she was calling for a violent uprising. LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP (alternatively, VIVA COMRADE CLINTON)

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014
While we're talking about weird sex things, does anyone have that post about the goon who, like, tied himself to the bed and had some kind of automatic jerkoff machine, and also was on hallucinogens while he did it and ended up breaking his brain?

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Oh for gently caress's sake, yes it is. Like the accepted definition of "by any means necessary" is "violence is A-OK!"

Paladinus posted:

In 2018 Hillary Clinton suggested that to civilly speak with Republicans, Democrats first had to take control of Congress by any means necessary, because otherwise Republicans wouldn't be interested in what they had to say. I guess she was calling for a violent uprising. LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP (alternatively, VIVA COMRADE CLINTON)

Please drop this for now, Pastry asked nicely.

Hub Cat
Aug 3, 2011

Trunk Lover

Disgusting Coward posted:

While we're talking about weird sex things, does anyone have that post about the goon who, like, tied himself to the bed and had some kind of automatic jerkoff machine, and also was on hallucinogens while he did it and ended up breaking his brain?

I'm pretty sure you're talking about the same one, here is the link because I already had it open::nws::nms: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3457375&pagenumber=151&perpage=40#post452714712::nms::nws:

Gentle Pete posted:

At the risk of sounding like a sex crazed pervert...

I have a sex toy called "Venus 2000", or now "Venus for Men". Im sure you're all familiar with the sybian, well this is the male equivalent.

Hub Cat fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Apr 14, 2020

small ghost
Jan 30, 2013

Hub Cat posted:

I'm pretty sure you're talking about the same one, here is the link because I already had it open::nws::nms: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3457375&pagenumber=151&perpage=40#post452714712::nms::nws:

this is the kind of content I keep this thread bookmarked for

that was his only post in that thread

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Hub Cat posted:

I'm pretty sure you're talking about the same one, here is the link because I already had it open::nws::nms: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3457375&pagenumber=151&perpage=40#post452714712::nms::nws:

Oh lmao that's one of my favorite SA posts ever.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

The Pussy Boss posted:

It's weird to me how people talk about that poster. They spam weird porn across 20 subforums and everyone is like, haha, you went a little too far this time, youre so adorable but maybe dial it back a bit, love ya! When anyone else who did that would be called a creep. Like is there some meta joke that I'm missing here? Are they super sexual all the time and that's the joke?

tbh i feel like it's mostly a context thing. if someone just did that out of nowhere it'd be different

avshalom, meanwhile, kind of has "insanely long screeds about weird sex" as her thing and it's generally legit hilarious. she's a legit good poster who just flew a little too close to the sun this particular time

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



this particular time again

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Hub Cat posted:

I'm pretty sure you're talking about the same one, here is the link because I already had it open::nws::nms: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3457375&pagenumber=151&perpage=40#post452714712::nms::nws:

The "my boyfriend" part threw me for a loop because this is the kind of post that only lonely, sexless losers should write.

lol

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
i'm honestly impressed there are people who can feel sexual on hallucinogens, i either just puke nonstop or giggle so much i get lockjaw.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i'm honestly impressed there are people who can feel sexual on hallucinogens, i either just puke nonstop or giggle so much i get lockjaw.

That isn't trashbag mentality at all. You need to do more drugs.

Hub Cat
Aug 3, 2011

Trunk Lover

nah

Hub Cat fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Apr 14, 2020

Richter Scabies
Dec 30, 2012

Bogus Adventure posted:

The "my boyfriend" part threw me for a loop because this is the kind of post that only lonely, sexless losers should write.

lol

The post made right after just elevates it to another level

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I'm more disappointed than anything that Avshalom doesn't write their own crazy screeds.

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Hopefully, in time, the farts will be behind us.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
Does anyone have a link to the Qqqqq Qqq first post?

The account was literally named Qqqqq Qqq or something and after like 10 years on the forums made their very first post that would've looked exactly like a regular wall of formatted text but only used the letter Q.

edit: Nevermind it was in the SAclopedia and i got a lot of details wrong.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1438600&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

VanSandman posted:

If this becomes the It's Okay to Threaten the President website, Something Awful won't last long before Lowtax decides it's not worth it anymore.
Regardless of how low your opinion of Trump is, Lowtax is not in any position to fight the US Government. Go plot revolution somewhere else.

fuckin lib

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007


Who gave my fundamentalist christian uncle an account?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

pentyne posted:

Does anyone have a link to the Qqqqq Qqq first post?

The account was literally named Qqqqq Qqq or something and after like 10 years on the forums made their very first post that would've looked exactly like a regular wall of formatted text but only used the letter Q.

edit: Nevermind it was in the SAclopedia and i got a lot of details wrong.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1438600&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Looking at that thread, there’s two bans with different icons. When did that change over?

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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

pentyne posted:

Does anyone have a link to the Qqqqq Qqq first post?

The account was literally named Qqqqq Qqq or something and after like 10 years on the forums made their very first post that would've looked exactly like a regular wall of formatted text but only used the letter Q.

edit: Nevermind it was in the SAclopedia and i got a lot of details wrong.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1438600&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

My favorite detail is that it's a "Dear Richard," post

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