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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

I think this is my favorite
https://twitter.com/wallflower_club/status/1249748895355277314?s=19

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Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

What is a virtual race? Is NASCAR just playing Mario Kart now?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Crowetron posted:

What is a virtual race? Is NASCAR just playing Mario Kart now?

iRacing specifically, but yeah basically.

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008

Picnic Princess posted:







12,000 laugh reacts and ONLY laugh reacts in 13 hours has got to be some kind of record.

Did you ask them which animal they wanted to gently caress after watching Beauty and the Beast?
I mean obviously they have some basis for saying it affects us!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

chitoryu12 posted:

Fellas, is it gay to eat food

Only if your balls touch it.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

https://twitter.com/dril/status/972534838057230336

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

Bogus Adventure posted:

I choose Option 5: The Quiznos party platter at their first debate

Something for everyone to share? Get that socialism out of here.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Picnic Princess posted:







12,000 laugh reacts and ONLY laugh reacts in 13 hours has got to be some kind of record.

No mention of the easily edited for the Chinese market gay reference? stdh.

Guilty
May 3, 2003
Ask me about how people having a bad reaction to MSG makes them racist, because I've never heard of gluten sensitivity

I think that's a pretty good take from a woman of color?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

sick of Applebees posted:

Did you ask them which animal they wanted to gently caress after watching Beauty and the Beast?
I mean obviously they have some basis for saying it affects us!

My, my, try at least.

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013



https://twitter.com/FA_Notes/status/1249989777790840832

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Mods, name change me to WALLOW like a SHOAT

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1250075668282576898

quote:

Trump’s movie reference seems odd, considering the film focuses on a cruel captain who is eventually ousted from command after torturing his crew and causing several deaths.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





Typical Kyle. :rolleyes:

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

Captain Monkey posted:

Mods, name change me to WALLOW like a SHOAT

Turns out there's even more.

https://twitter.com/FA_Notes/status/1250001951686787073?s=20

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
WTF is this even?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Scratch Monkey posted:

WTF is this even?

They're all directed to a gay vore fetish artist by someone who apparently didn't realize the artist's main character who ate people was a dude, so he's demanding the artist change the character to a woman.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
I cannot parse all this poo poo but this is a homophobic furry with delusions of grandeur?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

zakharov posted:

I cannot parse all this poo poo but this is a homophobic furry with delusions of grandeur?

Vore furry, but yep.

Jamie Faith
Jan 13, 2020

https://twitter.com/LarryBundyJr/status/1249792937258614785

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

zakharov posted:

I cannot parse all this poo poo but this is a homophobic furry with delusions of grandeur?

"Oops I jerked off to a dude"

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1249930470835589120?s=20

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I was a Ravenclaw Toddler but I grew up into a very Hufflepuff Man.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
It drives me off the wall when someone claims to have won an argument just "with logic" and I don't really know why, and also when people self-identify as ravenclaws because they're exactly the sort of people who will constantly do that

also read another book

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
oh let me tell you about ravenclaw my man

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

captainOrbital posted:

oh let me tell you about ravenclaw my man

please don't

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

there was a good story in the relationships thread in which the op said "I read Faulkner so obviously I would be Ravenclaw" and just left it at that

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Ravenclaw more like....Craven Law

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Hufflepuff is for proud NPCs

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
The Pottermore quiz put me in Hufflepuff. Then I hit my bong and was like "yeah, pretty much"

Content. Not exactly social media but close enough imo

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

The (work) is the worst part

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I don't wanna stereotype but why are straight dudes always really bad at taking selfies?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Gamers suck, easy mode rules. You try playing hard mode on edibles, it's literally impossible. I'm just playing to chill out and vibe.

Handiklap
Aug 14, 2004

Mmmm no.

T-man posted:

The (work) is the worst part

I'd say it's a tie between that, and that there is a dressing room under all that trash in the background, somehow.

e: you know what, maybe a locker room? christ, I don't think I want to continue this investigation.

Handiklap has a new favorite as of 21:03 on Apr 14, 2020

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


Should have split everyone at the Harry Potter party into choleric, sanguine, melancholic or phlegmatic, and only the Ravenclaws would get it. :chord:

(Knowing trivia means you go into the "smart" house, right? Right.)

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Bligh was also shipped off to Australia because everyone hated him. Problem was everyone hated him there so he failed horribly there as well.

He's self-identifying as one of history's biggest idiot shitheads.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I don't wanna stereotype but why are straight dudes always really bad at taking selfies?

This is a weird thing to say, and you should feel bad for saying it.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Powered Descent posted:

Should have split everyone at the Harry Potter party into choleric, sanguine, melancholic or phlegmatic, and only the Ravenclaws would get it. :chord:

(Knowing trivia means you go into the "smart" house, right? Right.)

I got that because of an old Cracked.com video about ninja turtles.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

T-man posted:

The (work) is the worst part

I mean, they aren't coworkers anymore.

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END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Picnic Princess posted:

Gamers suck, easy mode rules. You try playing hard mode on edibles, it's literally impossible. I'm just playing to chill out and vibe.

gently caress yeah. Easy mode for life. Get high and enjoy the storyline without the unnecessary stress.

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