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Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Nah, you just shoot it on the floor of someone's home as a sign of respect.

Paul furiously ejaculates onto the floor of the Sietch, the Freman stand around in awe of his respect. He is truly the messiah.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Underground cisterns full to the top with cum

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/benschwartz_/status/1250341671344041986?s=21

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Underground cisterns full to the top with cum

Ah, so that's why it is called the Water of Life.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
Stilgar squared his shoulders, stepped closer to Paul and lowered his voice.

"Now, remember what I told you. Do it simply and directly -- nothing fancy.

Among our people, we ride the maker at the age of twelve. You are more than six years beyond that age and not born to this life. You don't have to impress anyone with your courage. We know you are brave. All you must do is call the maker and ride him."

"I will remember," Paul said.

"See that you do. I'll not have you shame my teaching."

Stilgar pulled a silicone shaft about a meter long from beneath his robe. The thing was ribbed at one end, had an AA battery compartment at the other end. "I prepared this humper myself. It's a good one. Take it."

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Far too much dune erotica in this thread

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Speak for yourself, I'm spurtin' without rhythm here!

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


N. Senada posted:

Far too much Not enough dune erotica in this thread

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
The crysknife. Cum-white and iridescent.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

it makes sense that dune thread would get wicked horny during quarantine

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/chastitysundae/status/1250261390574616576

This is for being horney on main, the lot of you

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



I made it to 12 seconds, what's your record goons?

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

Kenning posted:

I made it to 12 seconds, what's your record goons?

I have it on repeat streaming to my television

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I've had to explain to grown-rear end humans why acting this way is a bad idea.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
Ok was he pretending to be a charmander or is he going by charmander?

I’m not sure which one makes it worse

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Kenning posted:

I made it to 12 seconds, what's your record goons?

Literally 6 fucken seconds and i was physically cringing lol

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Fyi there is no payoff, only more and more pain before a cut to black, much like life itself really

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I figured he was going to snap cut to a fursuit but after watching for the fist small eternity I couldn't do any more.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Beartaco posted:

The virus is literally called SARS 2 which I think is very funny.

If SARS was so good, why isn't there a SAR– oh. oh.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

N. Senada posted:

Far too much dune erotica in this thread

Sperm must flow

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Speak for yourself, I'm spurtin' without rhythm here!

If you spurt without rhythm, it won't attract the worm

Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009

Kenning posted:

I made it to 12 seconds, what's your record goons?

19 seconds, after he said he can turn into a wolf I had to stop.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/randypaint/status/1250127475348320257?s=21

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

lol wut Eminem was considered at least as tetchy as NWA for the first two or so years of his major career

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Son of Rodney posted:

If you spurt without rhythm, it won't attract the worm

Nothing is going to attract that worm for 10-30 minutes.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Son of Rodney posted:

If you spurt without rhythm, it won't attract the worm
Well what's the loving point then

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/ABC7/status/1250492458686771200

That groundhog is the dogs' dad now

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

TinTower posted:

If SARS was so good, why isn't there a SAR– oh. oh.

SARS 2: SARS Harder

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART

this guy has almost a million followers and all of his videos are like this

I've never seen a more convincing argument that maybe bullying is ok sometimes

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Son of Rodney posted:

If you spurt without rhythm, it won't attract the worm

If you pump without rhythm, it won’t release the sperm.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Jizzsartz Haderach

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Aggro posted:

this guy has almost a million followers and all of his videos are like this

I've never seen a more convincing argument that maybe bullying is ok sometimes

No the bullies are just going to target the black kids, gay kids and kids with disabilities like they always do inbetween bullying someone for doing something like that, lol that you think there would ever be a rationale to it or any positive result whatsoever.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/necrosofty/status/1250242396333338624

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

No the bullies are just going to target the black kids, gay kids and kids with disabilities like they always do inbetween bullying someone for doing something like that, lol that you think there would ever be a rationale to it or any positive result whatsoever.

"No bullying can do good things and encourage people to improve their lives!"

- my coworker who attributes bullying as the reason why he decided to get fit in his 20s but now in his 40s can't function properly because he's reactionary, has serious anxiety and self esteem issues, and doesn't know how to behave appropriately around others.

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 23:28 on Apr 15, 2020

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

"Dad is only hard on me because he loves me"

-- the refrain of many an insecure time bomb.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/gallantfive/status/871345758993346560

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Adorpion! Why didn't I think of that?!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
SC
ADORPION

2 letters to make your baby predatory and arthropodal

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


My son is also named Dorp.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Pick posted:

SC
ADORPION

2 letters to make your baby predatory and arthropodal

Just watch out for those screaming mice that eat their venom for breakfast

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