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echinopsis posted:the person i work with who was gonna break quarantine ended up doing so and was caught by the cops and is probably gonna get fired Congrats
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welp, doc is pretty sure i've got the covid course there's only one rapid testing site nearish me but tbh it doesn't really matter if i have an official diagnosis 'cause my doc is pretty sure just based on symptoms i've been socially isolating this whole time. haven't actually been anywhere that's not on my property since the 2nd. maybe my wife is an asymptomatic carrier who caught it at a grocery store and gave it to me but idk who ever even really knows this sucks
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^^^^^ be well dude echinopsis posted:the person i work with who was gonna break quarantine ended up doing so and was caught by the cops and is probably gonna get fired fatum iustum stultorum
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Apr 15, 2020 21:31
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qirex posted:"delight" is up there with "engagement" in the "bs words that people who don't actually know anything about user experience but want to make it think like they do" power ranking the "customer journey" is something that makes sense, but the terminology is so oily and marketing-speak that i can't help but hate it. what are the customers' emotions & motivations? obstacles and pain points? how do we best nurture their experience to build a positive kinship? look man i just want to buy the biggest dildo you have in the fewest number of clicks, this isn't complicated
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Apr 15, 2020 21:33
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considering a lot of our business comes from satisfying audit requirements its always very funny to apply those words to "show a list of enterprise admins" or "display this registry setting". the most boring poo poo ever. no one is delighted looking at a list of group policy objects.
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Apr 15, 2020 21:36
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Roosevelt posted:look man i just want to buy the biggest dildo you have in the fewest number of clicks, this isn't complicated Thankfully, Styme was never for sale
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Apr 15, 2020 21:37
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echinopsis posted:the person i work with who was gonna break quarantine ended up doing so and was caught by the cops and is probably gonna get fired she was the one you were worried would burn down your house if you called her out, right? it's nice when these things work themselves out
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Apr 15, 2020 21:48
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qirex posted:"delight" is up there with "engagement" in the "bs words that people who don't actually know anything about user experience but want to make it think like they do" power ranking "surprise and delight is exactly what someone wants from a rote workflow theyre required to do dozens of times a day! dont you want to be surprised by a simple search!?" a pm shouts as they frantically add stories
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Apr 15, 2020 21:58
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ive come in to fix systems where i wanted to take the person aside and explain 'poo poo man people are delighted the tasks completed and the crappy backend doesnt poo poo the bed like normal' while theyre talking about adding success animations and sounds
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Apr 15, 2020 22:00
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Agile Vector posted:"surprise and delight is exactly what someone wants from a rote workflow theyre required to do dozens of times a day! dont you want to be surprised by a simple search!?" a pm shouts as they frantically add stories goatse randomly pops up like yospos doge.jpg
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Apr 15, 2020 22:02
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syntaxrigger posted:who is kac? I tried to use context clues but people lying for pissbaby is a pretty big set of ppl. Broken Machine posted:kellyanne conway
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Apr 15, 2020 22:06
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Blinkz0rz posted:welp, doc is pretty sure i've got the covid
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Apr 15, 2020 22:11
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PIZZA.BAT posted:she was the one you were worried would burn down your house if you called her out, right? it's nice when these things work themselves out
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Apr 15, 2020 22:12
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PIZZA.BAT posted:she was the one you were worried would burn down your house if you called her out, right? it's nice when these things work themselves out yeah thankfully her getting busted and everything all occurred without my input, so she has no reason to point to me as a person who has slighted her here thank goodness Blinkz0rz posted:welp, doc is pretty sure i've got the covid god sneed
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echinopsis posted:the person i work with who was gonna break quarantine ended up doing so and was caught by the cops and is probably gonna get fired nice
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echinopsis posted:yeah thankfully her getting busted and everything all occurred without my input, so she has no reason to point to me as a person who has slighted her here
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Apr 15, 2020 22:56
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I bought a few echinopsis (and some other plants) today I needed something new in my house or im gonna start to lose it
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Apr 15, 2020 22:59
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power botton posted:I bought a few echinopsis (and some other plants) today TIL that echinopsis is a real thing and not just a bastardization of the words echidna penis
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Roosevelt posted:TIL that echinopsis is a real thing and not just a bastardization of the words echidna penis it's a cactus
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Corla Plankun posted:arent nz borders literally closed rn? id love to change countries rn but i dont think anywhere good would have me and even then you are going into a mandatory 14 day quarantine in a govt-provided hotel oh also there's hardly any flights left, it's down to like <100 people/day entering the country, from 15-20k in a normal day when announcing the mandatory quarantine thing a few days ago they had said they wanted to do it sooner, but needed to wait for the incoming numbers to go down so that they'd have enough capacity to quarantine 14 days of people going by what contact tracing has been showing im pretty glad they did it too  echinopsis posted:the person i work with who was gonna break quarantine ended up doing so and was caught by the cops and is probably gonna get fired
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Apr 15, 2020 23:45
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I had a two hour meeting with a pile of mulch today. It smelled pretty good and did not talk back to me. I liked that I could just go do the thing instead of having to deal with leaving the office.
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Apr 15, 2020 23:55
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I have do to my annual self assessment review. I should just say that I'm the best and not acknowledge anything that isn't AAA+++ right?
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Uptime Sinclair posted:yeah she deffo seemed to be someone whose behaviour and reprisal was bound by reason
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started getting back into running being able to go a mile and a half and am now up to 2 and a quarter. want to hit 5k by the end of this or in another month. who am i kidding this won't be over in another month
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PIZZA.BAT posted:started getting back into running being able to go a mile and a half and am now up to 2 and a quarter. want to hit 5k by the end of this or in another month. who am i kidding this won't be over in another month
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youtube just decided to suggest a fox news clip, 'coronavirus may have started in chinese lab according to sources' to me
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PIZZA.BAT posted:youtube just decided to suggest a fox news clip, 'coronavirus may have started in chinese lab according to sources' to me there's this youtube channel i watch sometimes where the dude talks about all sorts of weird military firearms but he's not all 2nd amendment about it. kind of interesting stuff. now i get ads for epoch times and laser gunsights and poo poo. e: those fucks don't even say the name of their dumb paper right. they pronounce it like "epic".
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President Beep posted:there's this youtube channel i watch sometimes where the dude talks about all sorts of weird military firearms but he's not all 2nd amendment about it. kind of interesting stuff. now i get ads for epoch times and laser gunsights and poo poo. is it the forgotten weapons one with the guy who looks like a young colonel sanders? that one is very good. i like that he talks almost entirely about the mechanisms. i don't care about gun right stuff or shooting at people or things but i do like machines.
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forgotten weapons and hickok45 are the two best youtube channels for things that go bang. Hickok had a streak where he was shilling the NRA a bit, but actually put out a video repudiating them. retired school teacher that just likes to blast 2 liter bottles with weird guns.
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Sagebrush posted:is it the forgotten weapons one with the guy who looks like a young colonel sanders? that one is very good. i like that he talks almost entirely about the mechanisms. i don't care about gun right stuff or shooting at people or things but i do like machines. Jonny 290 posted:forgotten weapons that's the dude. lots of oddball stuff.
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President Beep posted:there's this youtube channel i watch sometimes where the dude talks about all sorts of weird military firearms but he's not all 2nd amendment about it. kind of interesting stuff. now i get ads for epoch times and laser gunsights and poo poo. that's a valid pronunciation in american english 
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President Beep posted:there's this youtube channel i watch sometimes where the dude talks about all sorts of weird military firearms but he's not all 2nd amendment about it. kind of interesting stuff. now i get ads for epoch times and laser gunsights and poo poo. i watched a single youtube video today about a breathing technique to help those with covid symptoms and the pre- and post-video ads were both for epoch times and i pretty much never use youtube except for linked videos from this dumb forum
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Jonny 290 posted:forgotten weapons and hickok45 are the two best youtube channels for things that go bang. Hickok had a streak where he was shilling the NRA a bit, but actually put out a video repudiating them. retired school teacher that just likes to blast 2 liter bottles with weird guns. I haven't watched hickok45 but Ian from Forgotten Weapons is really great.
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:that's a valid pronunciation in american english i will never say it like that 
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it's loving dumb!
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j'sign!
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President Beep posted:it's loving dumb! super agreed
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kinda surprised epoch times isn't about linux / unix
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i don’t doubt that hp is correct, but when some smuggo white young conservative pops up on my ipad screen talking about “the epic times” and how the chinese COMMUNISTS are after him i get a bit annoyed
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oh man i forgot about hickok45, that guy's great
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