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I can't believe you're spoiler tagging this
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 05:19 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 21:59 |
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Phy posted:A single hair. She gives him three. You really need three to cover all of the erogenous zones. Head, armpit and buttcrack.
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 05:20 |
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Lmao remember when the one guy ate the tomato all weird?
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 05:30 |
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Zipperelli. posted:idgi and I feel like an idiot because everyone else seems to Overly explaining a joke but you see, RPGs and long winded nerds who like LOTR and also think cavalier pantomime is the epitome of courtship, and etc. also gimli short, lol
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 05:34 |
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Do dwarves have big dicks? What about the chode situations?
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 07:27 |
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best part of lotr is when gandalf says 'You cannot pass." all stoic like
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 07:33 |
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Phy posted:A single hair. She gives him three. So in this situation she would show him 3 breasts then?
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 09:19 |
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Phy posted:Hear all ye Elves!’ she cried to those about her. ‘Let none say again that Dwarves are grasping and ungracious! Yet surely, Gimli son of Glóin, you desire something that I could give? Name it, I bid you! You shall not be the only guest without a gift.’
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 11:42 |
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 12:15 |
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 12:28 |
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At that price I can't afford not to!
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 12:32 |
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Drunk ordering cheap stuff from wish is the best. This is my favourite purchase... (either aug or awesome, not sure)
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 12:49 |
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sugar mouse posted:Drunk ordering cheap stuff from wish is the best. I don’t find it very appealing.
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 14:00 |
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Im picturing this little device as the rick and morty robot who gains sentience only to learn that his purpose is fixing ingrown toenails, and I can’t help but feel sorry for him.
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 16:37 |
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My last drunken Wish purchase was a tactical mermaid knife. It hasn't come yet.
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 18:04 |
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RoboRodent posted:My last drunken Wish purchase was a tactical mermaid knife. I didn't realize that mermaids were big enough of a threat that you'd need a specialized knife.
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 18:05 |
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Iron Crowned posted:I didn't realize that mermaids were big enough of a threat that you'd need a specialized knife. Its just a Disney branded fillet knife
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 18:13 |
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I've used one of these (though not from Wish lol my feet might have fallen off) and yes they work and yes they're gross but no it doesn't all come off in one big dry sheet, it's just flakes of skin for a week filling your socks like you have the worst eczema ever, and then you swear blind your feet are softer because otherwise it was all for nothing
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 19:12 |
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My Wish order history is nothing but sex toys, BDSM gear and firearms parts. It's the most American thing ever, except made in China, which is even more American.
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 20:37 |
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I want this, but all over my body. Just peel myself out of my skin like a lizard.
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 22:08 |
RoboRodent posted:I want this, but all over my body.
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 22:20 |
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eating only apples posted:I've used one of these (though not from Wish lol my feet might have fallen off) and yes they work and yes they're gross but no it doesn't all come off in one big dry sheet, it's just flakes of skin for a week filling your socks like you have the worst eczema ever, and then you swear blind your feet are softer because otherwise it was all for nothing
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 23:21 |
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Honestly, do a half-marathon in the rain and you will get the same results
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# ? Apr 16, 2020 01:00 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Honestly, do a half-marathon in the rain and you will get the same results I also find that playing a beach volleyball tournament in 100 degree weather will achieve this. 10 hours standing in searing hot sand left me almost incapable of walking for days because of the blistering.
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# ? Apr 16, 2020 01:56 |
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My wife has gotten several Wish ads for what i can only describe as a hoodie for your junk. Like a little cock and balls bag made out of sweatpants material, complete with a drawstring. I dont know what its really for, like theres no way to secure it so its not a chastity fetish thing, and its just a solid color so it isnt particularly decorative. Who needs a forest green penis cozy?
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# ? Apr 16, 2020 02:15 |
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A peter heater? A willy warmer? A cock sock? A woody hoodie?
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# ? Apr 16, 2020 02:25 |
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It's like a replacement foreskin, but on a budget.
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# ? Apr 16, 2020 03:52 |
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What the gently caress Wish
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# ? Apr 16, 2020 04:36 |
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bony tony posted:What the gently caress Wish Try it out you might like it Not using the wish one tho unless you want to endanger your own nipples
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# ? Apr 16, 2020 04:55 |
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bony tony posted:What the gently caress Wish 152 kroner? That’s outrageous, or maybe a really good price.
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# ? Apr 16, 2020 04:57 |
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If it's Norwegian Kroner that's like 15 bucks. Which seems like a lot for shady nipple clamps. I'm pretty sure I could run down to Home Depot and get supplies to fab up some perfectly serviceable nipple clamps forn1/10th that amount.
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# ? Apr 16, 2020 05:50 |
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Yeah, that's not a nipple clamp. Them's labia clamps.
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# ? Apr 16, 2020 08:49 |
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My post still applies
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# ? Apr 16, 2020 09:08 |
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Iron Crowned posted:I didn't realize that mermaids were big enough of a threat that you'd need a specialized knife. They can be if you are a baddie in a Dethklok song.
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# ? Apr 16, 2020 09:30 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Honestly, do a half-marathon in the rain and you will get the same results But I don't wanna
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# ? Apr 16, 2020 10:51 |
Knormal posted:Yeah, that's not a nipple clamp. Them's labia clamps. So.. Lipple Clamps?
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# ? Apr 16, 2020 11:32 |
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Knormal posted:Yeah, that's not a nipple clamp. Them's labia clamps. Useful if you need to keep them safely contained while operating a lathe.
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# ? Apr 16, 2020 12:06 |
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Elviscat posted:If it's Norwegian Kroner that's like 15 bucks. The language there is Swedish, so Swedish kronor. Same order of magnitude though, we haven't gotten around to Zimbabwe-style hyperinflation yet.
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# ? Apr 16, 2020 12:53 |
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https://www.grandandtoy.com/en/prod...ASABEgLEqfD_BwE These make way better nippla clamps. And you can use them for office work afterwards, they come in different sizes, clamping forces etc...
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# ? Apr 16, 2020 15:28 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 21:59 |
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One More Fat Nerd posted:My wife has gotten several Wish ads for what i can only describe as a hoodie for your junk. Like a little cock and balls bag made out of sweatpants material, complete with a drawstring. I dont know what its really for, like theres no way to secure it so its not a chastity fetish thing, and its just a solid color so it isnt particularly decorative. Eldridge Cleaver, apparently
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