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I'm a biologist but feel free to throw my body at the alien hordes.
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Apr 16, 2020 15:59
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I already died, but I request that at least one of the volunteers be given my sword (or just any sword, but we can pretend it's mine) so that they can follow in my footsteps by stabbing a bunch of poo poo and then abruptly exploding
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Apr 16, 2020 16:41
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i was one of the dumbasses that joined in the big group at the end. on the plus side it got me playing xcom on my own. you dont have to put me in. im fine just checking on the thread.
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Apr 16, 2020 16:56
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Sign me up and blast my brains with space drugs if possible.
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Apr 16, 2020 18:59
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The amorphous vote dispenser that is currently inhabiting the engineer known as 'vorebane' is also willing to possess and send into battle some mooks.
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Apr 16, 2020 19:04
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Coming back to this thread like
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sebmojo posted:Hells yeah  Akratic Method posted:I don't even remember if I'm alive, but if so, please repair that grievous state of affairs with a good ol' fashioned suicide mission. You are in as a physics bot and will come out of retirement for one last mission, depending on what's going down The Rabbi T. White posted:Suuuuuuuure.  you are and you've had massive gains, 26% more ripped than previous Discernibly Turgid posted:Welp, biologists sure aren’t being kept busy by the US government right now, so you can blast me into space (provided, of course, that equipping me with anything deadlier than a pocket protector no longer breaks the game by duplicating the stashes of my fellow walking corpses.) I wanna say the only person with broken inventory so far is honkey dong? dunno we'll see soon enough There are critical biology research spots that are needed tho SnotGrumble posted:I was just assuming that a bio transport crammed with every soldier was shot down in the alien dimension. It spun in. There were no survivors. no but this is essentially guaranteed to happen unless we can get our poo poo together TK-42-1 posted:Oh I'm so ready to beep boop through some skulls  ENGAGE MODE: TOTAL LIFE OBLITERATION Jihad Joe posted:No idea if my little dude is dead or alive but signing up.  Max brave, ready, willing, prepared to fight A Salty Affair posted:I'm a biologist but feel free to throw my body at the alien hordes.  Upper echelon researcher, critical work right now Angry Diplomat posted:I already died, but I request that at least one of the volunteers be given my sword (or just any sword, but we can pretend it's mine) so that they can follow in my footsteps by stabbing a bunch of poo poo and then abruptly exploding  the cursed sword has been passed to its next victim hydroceramics posted:Sign me up and blast my brains with space drugs if possible.  In, brain blasting will commence when all the recruits are at base vorebane posted:The amorphous vote dispenser that is currently inhabiting the engineer known as 'vorebane' is also willing to possess and send into battle some mooks.  Currently working on munitions, if agents are ripped apart by hyperspace storms we'll do what is needed to win zenguitarman posted:Coming back to this thread like  Plasma multi-system online, also you somehow have like 4x the amount of cargo right now, I assume we just tied all those carcasses and alien explosives to the roof ------------------------ Alright recap, just finished a mission at warehouse 5 to root out alien scum.  Currently headed home, our enemies are the aliens, Cult of Sirius, Solmine, and Extropians. Our allies are the gov, cops, Transtellar shipping, Sensovision, and the criminal gang Osiron. Superdynamics manufacturing and Nutrivend are somehow unfriendly to us for some reason. Every other org is neutral. Ok, I think Dirtiest Harry, SilvergunSuperman, Discernably Turgid, and Stoner Sloth are the additional new recruits? Lemme know if I missed anyone. We have just enough room to get them fit in, might need to buy more bases. We're 92% of the way to the next alien mission and have basically no air support. Gonna be a hard fight under dangerous alien conditions, and that's not even counting ingress or egress, which could easily become a clusterfuck. Next step is to get the rookies to base, implant cybernetic space drugs for whoever volunteers, get everyone equipped, and by then we should be ready to launch.
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Apr 17, 2020 07:57
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Hmm there's a bunch of rookies being recruited who signed up before I paused the thread, if you don't post then you may lose your slot to one of the new baby fighters.
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Apr 17, 2020 08:08
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Am I still alive? If not I request to re-enlist and be armed with enough rapid-firing heavy weaponry that the only safe place to be is behind me and mission scores based on how much property I demolish indiscriminately to kill minor threats.
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Apr 17, 2020 08:45
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 p solid with the autocannon. Reminds me I need to buy a shitload of incendiary rounds for these upcoming alien dimension missions. It's really the only real situation where you actively want to just blow up the whole map
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Apr 17, 2020 09:00
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SniperWoreConverse posted:
Perfect.
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Apr 17, 2020 09:16
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Drug me up coach I know I'm ready!
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Apr 17, 2020 09:38
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injecting cybernetics...code: drugs do not appear in inventory because of a temporary glitch also stamina and speed is showing up wrong but whatever it'll buff out i'm sure
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SniperWoreConverse posted:injecting cybernetics... Send me into that closet over there coach, where it's safe! I'm ready! I'll need a torch because darkness gives me the heebie jeebies
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Apr 17, 2020 12:31
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sebmojo posted:Send me into that closet over there coach, where it's safe! I'm ready! Give me a minute and I'll light up the place real nice for you  .
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Apr 17, 2020 12:35
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I can't remember if my character is alive, but if he is he's ready to die takin' down aliens, commander
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sorry for the delay the psi lab exploded irlSick Ness Monster posted:I can't remember if my character is alive, but if he is he's ready to die takin' down aliens, commander  I forgot how much of a pain in the rear end it is to wrangle 500 goon soldiers and can't remember who's who CannonFodder is fired and swapped out for:  bromplicated is fired and replaced with  Necros gets swapped out for Stoner Sloth  SavageLad gets swapped with Discernibly Turgid  Next up will to try and get these guys equipped and look at the situation
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So far we've been pretty lucky. The aliens haven't been able to assume control of any organizations, but they got sort of close a few times. Right now Lifetree is the worst off but it's not a big deal imo, we're gonna go ahead and ignore it.  Yeah this is not a problem. Our biologists have made a breakthru:   ALRIGHT THIS IS IT We have 3 transport ships, and nothing else. No serious antiair systems, nothing. So, we need volunteers for a probable suicide mission to check out the alien food chamber. If you get shot down in the alien dimension, there isn't gonna be a way back home. On top of this, our transports are still damaged from the last mission. They're not even close to repaired, in fact, they're totally hosed up. One is still pretty good tho, so Launch dimension assault? A: Scramble all craft B: Cram everyone into the one good boat and launch C: Wait until all ships are up and running, then send multiple squads
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Apr 24, 2020 07:46
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Hell yes!!! (Apologies to user Hell Yeah if that sashays a little too closely to trademark infringement .) No longer a prisoner of my puny biologist-appropriate meat prison, I am now capable of dying in a crash in an alien dimension, having vast sections of carelessly detonated building fall on me, or failing to shoot a slowly approaching alien at a distance that violates CDC guidelines for nCovid-19. Why is nobody investigating whether aliens are the ones that engineered the virus??? Let’s get ‘em!!! So happy to have a slammin’ codpiece and to be part of the sanctioned rabble! Now that I’m newly enlisted for fightin’, I just take orders (and, maybe, enjoy the hazing rituals I never experienced at summer camp.) I prefer to die in combat, but in these times nobody is really getting their death of choice, are they?
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I’m for B. Load me in a transport vehicle and shove as many grenades and explosives in there.
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Apr 24, 2020 14:11
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We folllow the curse to the end. Load me up.
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Oooh, a suicide mission, wow... geeze... uh... I'm just gonna stay and mind the base in case the Aliens come through in the meantime. Defend the homefront and all that... I may be crazy, but I ain't stupid enough to sign up for a suicide run. Also I vote Option C. If we do go in gun's blazing, let's do it right.
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Did we ever capture a UFO 5? If we’re stuck with just the transports I better stay in engineering so we can rebuild faster when the existing trio gets vaporized. Option C is the least bad. Be ready to make some immediate u-turns back into the portal if the alien fleet is concentrated too strongly around it.
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Yeah right now we're repairing the ships and are building one probe to run as a distraction. Haven't gotten anything past that. The tanks might help with shooting down those guys, dunno. I was thinking try to slink in by hiding in the craters of other buildings till we can get close enough to the alien food to scope it. We'll see what happens.
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Apr 24, 2020 20:11
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Option B: Cram everyone into a boat and YOLO into the alien scum. I think I'm still alive.
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May 8, 2020 00:45
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Hello. I am ready to do what I do best. Die senselessly and terrified in some kind of upside alien ballsack. I was born for this.
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May 8, 2020 00:55
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C We got time, let's save our crazy up.
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May 8, 2020 01:03
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B: pipette my fear-wracked meatjelly into the Death Wagon
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May 8, 2020 01:09
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alright yeah it seems like B is narrowly winning. If it does and it looks like we're going to get shot down do we abort mission or are we truly going ALL IN on burning down the alien food?
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May 8, 2020 01:26
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Don't abort, never abort.
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May 8, 2020 02:57
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Just keep sending in endless dudes with guns, we'll win eventually.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:alright yeah it seems like B is narrowly winning. If it does and it looks like we're going to get shot down do we abort mission or are we truly going ALL IN on burning down the alien food? They can take our lives, but by god we will take their potato chips, or alien bullshit dimension equivalent
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May 8, 2020 04:14
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My body says B but my mind alSO SAYS B LET'S RIDE THIS SUMBITCH STRAIGHT TO GLORY
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May 8, 2020 04:30
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SniperWoreConverse posted:alright yeah it seems like B is narrowly winning. If it does and it looks like we're going to get shot down do we abort mission or are we truly going ALL IN on burning down the alien food? B, and volunteering for first mission being a crazy one!
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If I remember correctly I have a lot of experience in killing aliens and i am still not a sergeant. So my resolve is to get a promotion through valiant idiocy (the American way). Send me in whatever happens.
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I also want to remind people I was shot in the head by Psyche while loitering in the security station. I'm happy for everyone else to go and risk their lives, I'll be waiting here with either a "we did this as a team!" or a "I told them it wouldn't work" depending on how things go.
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I need space drugs. Maybe some of the ones preemptively approved by the FDA during the great COVID sickening of 2020? I know they won’t prevent plague, but we were only in it for the side effects anyhow. I miss this game and our pending destruction
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Still got the saves. Did any heroes of earth get banned during the forums turmoil?
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