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ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Cheap beer hierarchy:
1. Narraganset
2. Natty Bo
3. PBR
4. Tecate

Note: you’ll drink whatever is available and enjoy it as much as any of the others

Oh poo poo, yeah. Tecate is pretty good. I think that's going to have to be my workhorse beer when I get back to the West Coast.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 03:12

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 21:10

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Indio is my friend loving FAVORITE Mexican beer.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 03:20

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

I don't think I've ever heard of that one. Is it widely available in the States?

# ? Apr 16, 2020 03:21

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

My favorite beer for taste + effect.

It's a bitch to find more than a few of them at a time and the drakes website doesn't seem to have direct ordering. :smith:

# ? Apr 16, 2020 03:23

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Stag is good cheap beer.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 04:13

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

ManMythLegend posted:

I don't think I've ever heard of that one. Is it widely available in the States?

Kinda? We didn't think it was hard to find but it is in Mexican markets.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 04:48

GD_American: Jul 21, 2004; LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I've seen Hamm's once, in a gas station outside Grass Valley, CA. Never seen it anywhere else.

I miss when Schlitz was sold in California.

Grain of salt because it's a war story, but my dad told me Hamm's was like gold in Vietnam. They didn't put the same preservatives other beers did in their beer, which meant the shelf life was a lot shorter and it was easier to skunk from the heat but it was the only beer there that tasted like beer. He said a 5 for 1 Bud to Hamm case swap wasn't unusual.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 05:04

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Isn't the national beer of New Zealand just fermented sheep piss?

I'll send some Monteith's to my next satan

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Apr 16, 2020

# ? Apr 16, 2020 05:34

A Bad Poster: Sep 25, 2006; Seriously, shut the fuck up.

I like Rainier and Olympia. Nice and crisp.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 06:00

Arc Light: Sep 26, 2013

Best beer might be a matter of opinion, but I think there's a strong contender for worst beer:

Back in my hometown, I had a Carvel ice cream place right across the street from my apartment, so all my family gatherings involved Fudgie the Whale ice cream cake.

One of my cousins gave me a couple of novelty beers that Carvel made based on that cake.

It's absolutely wretched. I've never tasted a more vile brew. Fudge, crunchy chocolate and beer are three tastes that absolutely do not complement each other. The can is worryingly labeled only as "malt beverage."

Might be the first beer I was physically unable to finish. I saved the last can for my next family gathering, so I can force my cousin to drink it.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 11:50

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

For cheap beers, I like to pair them with a food or activity.
Schlitz with a braunschweiger and limburger sandwich.
Stag for camping or fishing.
Busch for pouring on barbecue and also drinking while barbecuing

# ? Apr 16, 2020 12:40

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Stroh's and Old Milwaukee.

Then I discovered Molson

# ? Apr 16, 2020 12:43

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Syrian Lannister posted:

Stroh's and Old Milwaukee.

Then I discovered Molson

I've seen Molson around a lot. What is it similar to?

# ? Apr 16, 2020 13:00

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

ManMythLegend posted:

I've seen Molson around a lot. What is it similar to?

Pale lager, so similar to bud or miller. I didn't get the hangover headaches like I'd get from bud.

Also one if the better marketing campaigns

https://youtu.be/54eyp9mMOiI

# ? Apr 16, 2020 13:54

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

I will say Heineken is the loving worst

Just one and I'd get a horrific hangover the next day

# ? Apr 16, 2020 14:21

TCD: Nov 13, 2002; Every step, a fucking adventure.

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Cheap beer hierarchy:
1. Narraganset
2. Natty Bo
3. PBR
4. Tecate

Note: you�ll drink whatever is available and enjoy it as much as any of the others

Anyone have a good list for NOVA area beers I should be on the look out for?

# ? Apr 16, 2020 15:32

GD_American: Jul 21, 2004; LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I will say Heineken is the loving worst

Just one and I'd get a horrific hangover the next day

They literally export a different recipe overseas. It�s a much better beer in Europe.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 16:16

US Berder Patrol: Jul 11, 2006; oorah

Bottled Heineken is fuckin gross but drinking lots of fizzy yellow beers in the Netherlands is very very cool and good

I loved how they just blast the glass full and then just knock the excess head off with a scraper

# ? Apr 16, 2020 16:48

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Welp, opened a bottle of Jinro Chamisul Soju while spring cleaning.

It was nice remembering the last 48 hours with you all

# ? Apr 16, 2020 17:53

pantslesswithwolves: Oct 28, 2008; Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

TCD posted:

Anyone have a good list for NOVA area beers I should be on the look out for?

The region is kind of having a renaissance of craft breweries right now. Off the top of my head, we have DC Brau and Denizens that are leading the pack; there�s also Right Proper and others. Triple Crossing in Richmond also makes some fantastic beers although their penetration is more limited in the DC area.

My current favorite is DC Brau�s �Joint Resolution� Hazy IPA.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 18:00

ASAPI: Apr 20, 2007; I invented the line.

I'm actually kind of scared for my local breweries... They rely on people actually showing up so much.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 18:39

Evil SpongeBob: Dec 1, 2005; Not the other one, couldn't stand the other one. Nope nope nope. Here, enjoy this bird.

TCD posted:

Anyone have a good list for NOVA area beers I should be on the look out for?

Have you gone to the Guineas brewery in Maryland yet? Worth the trip, bring a designated driver.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 19:25

TCD: Nov 13, 2002; Every step, a fucking adventure.

Evil SpongeBob posted:

Have you gone to the Guineas brewery in Maryland yet? Worth the trip, bring a designated driver.

Perfect - wife hates beer so I have a place to check out post-corona.

pantslesswithwolves posted:

The region is kind of having a renaissance of craft breweries right now. Off the top of my head, we have DC Brau and Denizens that are leading the pack; there�s also Right Proper and others. Triple Crossing in Richmond also makes some fantastic beers although their penetration is more limited in the DC area.

My current favorite is DC Brau�s �Joint Resolution� Hazy IPA.

Cool - I'll try and snag some.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 20:49

egyptian rat race: Jul 13, 2007; Lowtax Spine Fund 2019; Ultra Carp

Not gonna dip my pinky toe into a craft beer argument (even though there's lots of good places), I just wanted to say re: NZ beer that Steinlager was really good to sip on a hot day on the beach. I worked in Hawaii several times and would grab it at those little ABC stores in Oahu on the way back to the hotel most nights. I am sad they no longer export to the lower 48.

For cheap beer, I'd go with Tecate or maybe Rolling Rock cause I'm a weirdo. Lone Star is absolute dog piss and I'd reach for almost anything else before i'd grab it out of the cooler. 90% of people outside TX drink it cause it was on True Detective

E: for local breweries, my favorite place that is too small to really distribute is doing online delivery/drive thru orders and I am faithfully signing over a percentage of my paycheck each week. I hope they survive this mess

# ? Apr 16, 2020 21:12

GD_American: Jul 21, 2004; LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Not to tequila up beerchat but, Patron XO Cafe Incendio. You're welcome.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 21:41

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

TCD posted:

Anyone have a good list for NOVA area beers I should be on the look out for?

Port City Weisbier is rather good

# ? Apr 16, 2020 22:06

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

GD_American posted:

Not to whisky up beerchat but, McConnell�s Irish Whisky. You're welcome.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 22:44

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Is it as smooth going down as Connemara?

# ? Apr 16, 2020 23:01

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

I hate to interrupt beveragechat, but:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMCZkLBhycA

# ? Apr 16, 2020 23:07

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Is it as smooth going down as Connemara?

Haven�t had that, never seen it for sale around here. The McConnells is supposedly the oldest known Irish recipe and they just brought the name/recipe back. It�s pretty smooth 👍🏻

# ? Apr 16, 2020 23:11

pantslesswithwolves: Oct 28, 2008; Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Naked Bear posted:

I hate to interrupt beveragechat, but:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMCZkLBhycA

If it's Carpenter Brut related, then it's allowed. Encouraged, even.

The Brut also have this up on their YouTube channel. Another thing they "scored" although it's pretty subdued. I think what's in here would be pretty dope as the intro to their next album, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thcEeIkplpA

# ? Apr 17, 2020 04:15

Dingleberry: Aug 21, 2011

# ? Apr 17, 2020 08:49

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Man, my place sure is clean

# ? Apr 17, 2020 09:02

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

RMR dropped another track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sllUioMHJY

# ? Apr 20, 2020 04:52

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Double posting, don't care.

Bands releasing quarantine shows/songs is my new favorite thing. Goldfinger's releasing songs again. Dubioza Kolektiv is posting 20 min shows every Monday on facebook/youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFtkb0GJtGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ltkQCjuHc

# ? Apr 20, 2020 20:02

Woofer: Mar 2, 2020

https://twitter.com/rickytbe/status/1252359074357772292?s=21

# ? Apr 21, 2020 12:23

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

lol I thought it was a joke but Trump actually wished KJU good health

motherfucker is buddies with multiple dictators. poo poo rules

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/video/trump-wishes-kim-jong-70276315

# ? Apr 25, 2020 21:51