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Tiny Lowtax posted:All the clap stuff around here is 7pm. Is that what it is there too? Because if so, gently caress her. It’s 7pm, not midnight. Why are your kids even asleep at 7pm. settle down there Bubb Rubb
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Tiny Lowtax posted:All the clap stuff around here is 7pm. Is that what it is there too? Because if so, gently caress her. It’s 7pm, not midnight. Why are your kids even asleep at 7pm. It's 8pm here.
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Apr 16, 2020 21:30
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luxury handset posted:settle down there Bubb Rubb they got that clang CLAAAAAANG
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Apr 16, 2020 21:33
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luxury handset posted:settle down there Bubb Rubb that is a hard and legit lol from me
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Apr 16, 2020 21:34
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I wish there was a thread of these 'Congratulations you've invented [existing thing].'
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Apr 16, 2020 21:40
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RareAcumen posted:I wish there was a thread of these 'Congratulations you've invented [existing thing].' If you can find and collect enough of them, make one: it would surely have to be more fun to read than this barely-tolerated little colony of C-SPAM
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Pastry of the Year posted:If you can find and collect enough of them, make one: it would surely have to be more fun to read than this barely-tolerated little colony of C-SPAM That's why I wish there was a thread of them, I see one like once every three weeks and then forget about them in two hours so I can't collect them.
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Apr 16, 2020 21:43
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RareAcumen posted:That's why I wish there was a thread of them, I see one like once every three weeks and then forget about them in two hours so I can't collect them. Well, poop, GUESS YOU'RE ALL GOING HOME WITHOUT ICE CREAM.
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Apr 16, 2020 21:46
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RareAcumen posted:That's why I wish there was a thread of them, I see one like once every three weeks and then forget about them in two hours so I can't collect them. There was one where Uber invented the idea of having a large vehicle drive a predetermined route picking up and dropping off passengers at designated points along the route.
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Apr 16, 2020 21:48
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"That's a bus" "Nonono you don't understand, this one wouldn't have poor people on it"
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Apr 16, 2020 21:55
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A bus is a limo until the first poor person comes aboard.
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Apr 16, 2020 21:59
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Posted a few things from a "friend" a while back. More of a social acquaintance that I added on Facebook before realizing the depths of his poo poo that I keep around for recreational outrage / eye rolling. "Christian" to the core. (Born again I believe.) Trump loving, naturally. And oddly proud of being from Chicago to the point of typing things out like he lived in an SNL skit. Up first: He's not a Pelosi fan. It's okay. Surely Jesus Christ would sacrifice her too.   Wasn't really expecting to find that he apparently believes in the end times:   DaRestOfMyFavorites! (Yes. Seemingly every post ends with DA! something.)  This was a post of a ZZ Top video for some reason.  Another music video. No idea if that's job the biblical name or what the Hell.    A little more Nancy:  And I'm sorry. Please try to not pee your pants laughing. 
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Apr 16, 2020 22:11
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Pastry of the Year posted:A bus is a limo until the first poor person comes aboard. Stretch limos are just expensive, unsafe private buses.
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Tony Phillips posted:Posted a few things from a "friend" a while back. More of a social acquaintance that I added on Facebook before realizing the depths of his poo poo that I keep around for recreational outrage / eye rolling.
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They don't bring her up because they don't want you looking her up and learning all her noble work on behalf of the disabled community lead her down the path of being red as hell, and her famous speeches and writings were as often about socialism, anti-militarism, and women's suffrage as they were her remarkable life.
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there wolf posted:They don't bring her up because they don't want you looking her up and learning all her noble work on behalf of the disabled community lead her down the path of being red as hell, and her famous speeches and writings were as often about socialism, anti-militarism, and women's suffrage as they were her remarkable life. I read that she was initialed hailed as a symbol by people pushing the whole "pull yourself up by your bootstraps", since if a deaf and blind person could do it anyone could. Then as she was able to interact with the world more, she took a very different stance, and they turned on her. Helen Keller posted:I had once believed that we were all masters of our fate--that we could mold our lives into any form we pleased. ... I had overcome deafness and blindness sufficiently to be happy, and I supposed that anyone could come out victorious if he threw himself valiantly into life's struggle. But as I went more and more about the country I learned that I had spoken with assurance on a subject I knew little about. I forgot that I owed my success partly to the advantages of my birth and environment.... Now, however, I learned that the power to rise in the world is not within the reach of everyone, and that opportunity comes with education, family connections, and the influence of friends.
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jjack229 posted:I read that she was initialed hailed as a symbol by people pushing the whole "pull yourself up by your bootstraps", since if a deaf and blind person could do it anyone could. Then as she was able to interact with the world more, she took a very different stance, and they turned on her. Also one of the reasons the right doesn't talk at all about MLK Jr's later life. He became a pronounced advocate for democratic socialism and strongly opposed the Vietnam War and American imperialism as un-Christian.
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It's dumb and funny because Trump is like the least Christian person ever.
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RareAcumen posted:That's why I wish there was a thread of them, I see one like once every three weeks and then forget about them in two hours so I can't collect them. Here's a few more to get you started: Reinventing vending machines! https://twitter.com/FastCompany/status/907952827858911232 Reinventing phrenology! https://twitter.com/carolinesinders/status/814809697161134080 Reinventing roommates! https://twitter.com/sugarsh0t/status/929976876474417153
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Guilty posted:This is an extremely British sentiment, Catholic guilt wrapped in British arrogance. i've never heard the weirdly passive aggressive british national personality summed up so well as this tbh
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wizzardstaff posted:Here's a few more to get you started: sometimes i wonder if techbros arent really humans and are aliens that are trying to fit in and thats why they reinvent stupid poo poo that like this.
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Apr 17, 2020 00:39
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:It's dumb and funny because Trump is like the least Christian person ever. God uses flawed people as tools Cyrus the Great blah blah blibbity blah
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Apr 17, 2020 00:43
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:It's dumb and funny because Trump is like the least Christian person ever. No, you must be wrong: the bible is his favourite book. In fact he's got 'a special room' to store all his copies in* He told us this. *never been seen by anyone, ever.
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PhazonLink posted:sometimes i wonder if techbros arent really humans and are aliens that are trying to fit in and thats why they reinvent stupid poo poo that like this. In my experience it's that they're privileged and have lived their entire lives extremely isolated and are so self-absorbed that they can't even comprehend that something exists outside their realm, or that someone has had a thought before they did. There's something deeply ironic about going out and share an idea you invented and are proud of, that already exists, but you didn't know about because you avoided an entire section of society you perceive as beneath you.
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Apr 17, 2020 01:05
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Tony Phillips posted:A little more Nancy: 
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wizzardstaff posted:Here's a few more to get you started: Pretty sure one of them reinvented eugenics recently but there's no way in hell I'm telling an algorithm that I'm interested in searching to find out who it was.
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vyelkin posted:Pretty sure one of them reinvented eugenics recently but there's no way in hell I'm telling an algorithm that I'm interested in searching to find out who it was. Epstein?
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Apr 17, 2020 01:15
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Tony Phillips posted:A little more Nancy: my favorite boomer memes are the ones that explain the joke
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vyelkin posted:Pretty sure one of them reinvented eugenics recently but there's no way in hell I'm telling an algorithm that I'm interested in searching to find out who it was. I remember Dawkins was trying to talk about how eugenics "is totally terrible but, like, it could work if we tried!"
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chitoryu12 posted:I remember Dawkins was trying to talk about how eugenics "is totally terrible but, like, it could work if we tried!" There's a product called "nugenix" and every time I hear that name on a commercial I can't help but feel a yikes.
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quote:Host: Next we have Mr Bill Wymiss who claims to have built the Taj Mahal.
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Shut up Meg posted:No, you must be wrong: the bible is his favourite book. In fact he's got 'a special room' to store all his copies in* He told us this. I'm trying to parse my hypothetical emotions if, one day, Trump posted a video showing off his giant, gilded Bible Apse replete with ornate holy books.
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:i've never heard the weirdly passive aggressive british national personality summed up so well as this tbh Thanks, although to be fair it takes a Catholic to recognise a Catholic
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vyelkin posted:There was one where Uber invented the idea of having a large vehicle drive a predetermined route picking up and dropping off passengers at designated points along the route. https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/872144967350632448?s=19 This tweet was written literally within a week of Uber announcing plans for their bus
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This feels like when I was a kid and would try to look at those "magic eye" or whatever books with the hidden images and I could never loving see anything
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