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DESCENDING BEAR SHAME CUBE DESTROY rear end
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YF-23 posted:Ah well that's that then. The book's not important, its contents are not important. The only important information is that dreaming of the cube means you're there. Much like the pages were two font 50 sentences that contain such important plot information that they are impossible to remember, the book is just its cover. I imagine Mookie really struggling to think of what could possibly be inside the book that would be of value to the plot, and just like the papers he finally just gives up and pivots to something else at the last second. It’s a real losing formula for delivering on your setups.
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Apr 15, 2020 22:13
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The book is going to be about 10 sentences long, with 3-4 words per page.
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Apr 15, 2020 22:24
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all the dongs in this just seem so dumb and out of place and unearned. heh unearned dongs. You know who has earned their dongs? WEREWOLF JONES. 
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Apr 16, 2020 08:36
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Apr 17, 2020 00:36
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 Lookit that Orc's face, this cube's blowing his mind. You're telling me nobody's put this together before?
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Apr 17, 2020 01:53
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It's a loving cube.
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Apr 17, 2020 01:54
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Of course it's a loving cube. He got it from an aduhlt buhkstoar.
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Apr 17, 2020 01:56
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Scooby Doo and the Case of the Spooky Cube
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Apr 17, 2020 01:56
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zoinks, man, that's like one spooooky cube scoob
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Apr 17, 2020 01:57
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Apr 17, 2020 02:04
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Ague Proof fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Apr 17, 2020 |
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Apr 17, 2020 02:15
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Can someone explain panel five because, uh, what?
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Apr 17, 2020 02:35
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Can someone explain panel five because, uh, what? No, no one can, because it makes no sense.
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Apr 17, 2020 02:40
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Can someone explain panel five because, uh, what? "stop fighting" but he's using her ink reading explanations because.....? writing would take time?
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Apr 17, 2020 02:45
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Nonverbal storytelling was sure a good idea eh Mookie
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Apr 17, 2020 02:45
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I love how the idiot has just assumed they are arguing for petty reasons and not because like... I don't know, one of them murdered the other one's family or one of them is a war criminal. I am sure he will be right and they will have to reluctantly team up or whatever, but boy would he feel stupid if he realized he was telling a nice person and a war criminal to just get along.
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Apr 17, 2020 02:47
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Can someone explain panel five because, uh, what? Maybe he he tore two pages out from the book. Which is apparently a children's book because one page is a single picture and a single word.  Every single time I see that phrase I want to replace "200 years since" with "one week since you looked at me"
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Apr 17, 2020 03:41
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Went back in the thread a little and that's one of her "ink readings", but it's probably just him saying "cut it out", but it being one of her ink thingies confuses the issue
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Apr 17, 2020 04:00
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This is just becoming a D&D party. That bard will be introduced soon.
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Apr 17, 2020 04:09
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Ague Proof posted:This is just becoming a D&D party. That bard will be introduced soon. What class could Snout possibly be?
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Apr 17, 2020 04:18
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Maxwell Lord posted:Went back in the thread a little and that's one of her "ink readings", but it's probably just him saying "cut it out", but it being one of her ink thingies confuses the issue I can’t stand the ink readings. Just the most bottom of the barrel, 5 minutes to deadline interpretation of magic I’ve ever seen. With even one round of revisions he would’ve come up with something like Rorschach tests but it’s baby’s first shapes over here.
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Apr 17, 2020 04:25
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Ague Proof posted:This is just becoming a D&D party. That bard will be introduced soon. >Becoming Dominic Deegan (along with many other characters from the original) are literally from one of Mookie's old dnd campaigns. Joe Slowboat posted:What class could Snout possibly be? Snout would be a commoner because he's a dumb stupid idiot who sucks.
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Apr 17, 2020 06:15
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Joe Slowboat posted:What class could Snout possibly be?
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Apr 17, 2020 15:59
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Joe Slowboat posted:What class could Snout possibly be? protagonist
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Apr 17, 2020 16:10
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Ink readings are Mookie doing that techbro thing of inventing something that already exists but in an unnecessary, roundabout way. It's ink drips that aren't drips, just pictures that have meanings! And they are on pieces of paper! A reader has to interpret them! Just like... tarot cards. Pictures on cards. That have meanings. That are interpreted by a reader.
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Apr 17, 2020 18:16
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Sure is cool that those ink dripping pages are just lying there for Snout to pick up and show.
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Apr 17, 2020 18:20
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Midnight Voyager posted:I love how the idiot has just assumed they are arguing for petty reasons and not because like... I don't know, one of them murdered the other one's family or one of them is a war criminal. I am sure he will be right and they will have to reluctantly team up or whatever, but boy would he feel stupid if he realized he was telling a nice person and a war criminal to just get along. Mookie's absolutely got form for wanting victims and their abusers to just get along.
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Apr 18, 2020 18:03
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Midnight Voyager posted:I love how the idiot has just assumed they are arguing for petty reasons and not because like... I don't know, one of them murdered the other one's family or one of them is a war criminal. I am sure he will be right and they will have to reluctantly team up or whatever, but boy would he feel stupid if he realized he was telling a nice person and a war criminal to just get along. Mookie already knows their history, so therefore all the characters involved already know their history, and the reader will just have to catch up since they don't have that same psychic link.
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Apr 18, 2020 18:52
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Antagonist Orc Wizard's Crimes - Reads - Recovered his own stolen property without thanking the person who risked his safety to recover it (or maybe he did, Snout's deaf and kept looking away) - Bought a book with his own money - Wears a hooded cloak over a sweater (Fantasy hipster? Just cold?) - Impatient Ink Witch's Crimes - Theft - Reckless driving - Destruction of property - Sexual Harassment - Fortune Telling Scams Snout's Crimes - Rude - Tail is attached at random places, may possibly be a Wild Edge lamprey - Everyone else ceases to exist whenever he's not paying attention to them (mass murder) - Mookie's self-insert VVV Right you are. I added 'Impatient' to his list of crimes. PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Apr 18, 2020 |
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Apr 18, 2020 18:56
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To be fair, the orc cast a sleeping spell on Snout once. Literally the least painful way to incapacitate someone.
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Apr 18, 2020 19:02
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Ok it may be that I'm dumb, and suffering a hangover, and I haven't gone out to exercise in like a week and my brain is out of oxygen, but... What the gently caress is going on in this comic?
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Apr 19, 2020 01:29
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evilmiera posted:Ok it may be that I'm dumb, and suffering a hangover, and I haven't gone out to exercise in like a week and my brain is out of oxygen, but... Dicktoes wants a three-way with inkwitch and grandpa roofie.
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Apr 19, 2020 01:58
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evilmiera posted:Ok it may be that I'm dumb, and suffering a hangover, and I haven't gone out to exercise in like a week and my brain is out of oxygen, but... Snout rescued the Ink Witch, and then her ship came to rescue her and incidentally blew up his house. Then, the Ink Witch pretended to be an enchanted piece of paper and asked Snout to help gather the pages of a mysterious book about Dominic Deegan. Snout did so, only to have it stolen by the Mean Orc. Snout and the Ink Witch finally met up and traveled to Mongreltown, where they sought out more books about Dominic Deegan. They were directed to a pornography store, which turned out to have the book they were looking for. They earn the money doing some kinda fortunetelling act, and go back the next day to buy the book, only to see that the Mean Orc has beat them to it! The Ink Witch and the Mean Orc start arguing, but Snout can't tell what they're arguing about because he's deaf. He realizes that there is a connection between the book the Mean Orc has and the mysterious lucid dreams he's been having: a symbol resembling a poorly-drawn cube. He tells the Ink Witch and Mean Orc to stop fighting so they can all work together to figure it out.
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Apr 19, 2020 02:02
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I was just joking about the three-way but I can also image Mookie deciding to script that out.
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Apr 19, 2020 02:40
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I caught up. I think it's gross how about got into bed naked with her. I remember him keeping his clothes on other times.....
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Apr 19, 2020 17:37
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The Little Death posted:
See look, he sleeps modestly around her. Why was he makes last time it's gross .
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Apr 19, 2020 17:40
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How soon you forget that the very first time he met her, while she was bloody and unconscious, he stripped naked and slept next to her.
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Apr 19, 2020 17:45
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 Boring page, doesn’t matter. Surprisingly though the book’s contents do matter.
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I'm honestly starting to be impressed by the degree to which nothing matters.
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