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MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
I like Contact.

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

married but discreet posted:

I love that movie's stupid premise, it's great.

The premise IS great, but they hammered it in for half of the movie as a setup for a boring Robin Hood origin story.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Alan Smithee posted:

Sharlto playing against type as a mustache twirling villain is like Adrian Brody trying to play a tough guy

I like Predators

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1249433767602724867?s=20

oh thank god

didn't know how else we were going to make it through this

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

You know, people make jokes about creepy porn fan art when a Sonic movie was announced but I just watched Pixels and this movie's happy ending includes one of the heroes boning Q'bert.

But maybe the most incredible thing about this movie is that they managed to convince Nintendo to allow the use of their characters in this movie including as the focus of the climax. I guess this is how Adam Sandler wins.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Alan Smithee posted:

she's honestly not the worst thing about it

there's the weird hammy Spider guy

Sharlto playing against type as a mustache twirling villain is like Adrian Brody trying to play a tough guy

weird loving lines from the daughter (though you can't fault her with that)

Sharlto Copely playing a psychotic rekkie is fantastic and I don't know if I'd count it as him playing against type. In part because it was effectively his second role, but also in part because I don't think there's that much space between the frustrated office dweeb that Wikus starts out as in D9 and Kruger's eternal race war fantasist.

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The MSJ posted:

You know, people make jokes about creepy porn fan art when a Sonic movie was announced but I just watched Pixels and this movie's happy ending includes one of the heroes boning Q'bert.

But maybe the most incredible thing about this movie is that they managed to convince Nintendo to allow the use of their characters in this movie including as the focus of the climax

, so to speak

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Q'bert is not a Nintendo character, you amateur

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

ALFbrot posted:

Q'bert is not a Nintendo character, you amateur

Looking at a list of what characters appear in the movie, I believe they're referring to how Donkey Kong appears in a major scene.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Sadly, I know that because I've seen the movie. I was referring to The Clowner's selective bolding to make a climax joke

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

ALFbrot posted:

Sadly, I know that because I've seen the movie. I was referring to The Clowner's selective bolding to make a climax joke

My apologies for misunderstanding and also for having seen the movie, I've heard nothing but awful about it.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

MonsieurChoc posted:

I like Contact.

It always surprised me how Contact seems to be not very well liked at all. I loved it as a kid and I still love it.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

MonsieurChoc posted:

I like Contact.

Yes, we know, we are all suffering from the social distancing.

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

Basebf555 posted:

It always surprised me how Contact seems to be not very well liked at all. I loved it as a kid and I still love it.

I agree. Every single criticism I've seen about it seems to rest entirely on people either upset that we didn't see the aliens at the end or people somehow thinking the ending meant her dad was an alien the whole time.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Chairman Capone posted:

I agree. Every single criticism I've seen about it seems to rest entirely on people either upset that we didn't see the aliens at the end or people somehow thinking the ending meant her dad was an alien the whole time.

I was 12 years old and I totally got that her dad was not actually her dad at the end. People can be so dumb about movies sometimes.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Colostomy Bag posted:

For some sick deragened reason I like this film.

It is unironically good sci-fi, just has the problem of being a sequel to one of the all-time legends.

Zachack
Jun 1, 2000




Chairman Capone posted:

I agree. Every single criticism I've seen about it seems to rest entirely on people either upset that we didn't see the aliens at the end or people somehow thinking the ending meant her dad was an alien the whole time.

It's been a long time but I think it's a combination of the lack of going to the fireworks factory coupled with expectations from the advertising.

edit: I just watched the ending on youtube, I would also argue that (aside from going on too way long in a way that seems to aim for 2001 but misses) the ending travel section is just crazy enough that not seeing the aliens (or something akin) comes across as kinda dumb. I would point to GOTG2 as a better way of going about it: Kurt Russel looks like a human, but what's going on around him and minor details on him indicate that you're looking at something much more alien, and to a character that should be ok with that.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Zachack posted:

It's been a long time but I think it's a combination of the lack of going to the fireworks factory coupled with expectations from the advertising.

edit: I just watched the ending on youtube, I would also argue that (aside from going on too way long in a way that seems to aim for 2001 but misses) the ending travel section is just crazy enough that not seeing the aliens (or something akin) comes across as kinda dumb. I would point to GOTG2 as a better way of going about it: Kurt Russel looks like a human, but what's going on around him and minor details on him indicate that you're looking at something much more alien, and to a character that should be ok with that.

I don't remember the marketing but certainly that could've been a part of the reaction.

Because for me the fun of the movie has always been the signal and Ellie's work interpreting it and then building the machine. I love that stuff.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Basebf555 posted:

I was 12 years old and I totally got that her dad was not actually her dad at the end. People can be so dumb about movies sometimes.

Does her "dad" never explicitly say so? Been years since I saw it but I thought he did. Maybe I'm thinking of some other movie.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Lobok posted:

Does her "dad" never explicitly say so? Been years since I saw it but I thought he did. Maybe I'm thinking of some other movie.

Nah he explicitly explains that he’s an alien using images from her memories to soften the blow and keep her from freaking out

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Lobok posted:

Does her "dad" never explicitly say so? Been years since I saw it but I thought he did. Maybe I'm thinking of some other movie.

If I remember correctly he never literally says "I'm not your dad, I'm an alien", but the dialogue makes it extremely clear.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Basebf555 posted:

I was 12 years old and I totally got that her dad was not actually her dad at the end. People can be so dumb about movies sometimes.

Yeah, I only comment that the alien was her dad because it was a joke on South Park, which I had no idea people were that dense. I mean it's been forever since I've seen it, but I remember the alien specifically saying that he took the form of her dad because she would lose her sanity if she saw a real alien.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Ellie Arroway: You're not real. None of this is real.
Alien: [disguised as her father] That's my scientist.
Ellie Arroway: When I was unconscious, you downloaded my thoughts, my memories, even Pensacola.
Alien: We thought this might make things easier for you.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZvrMFbBUcU

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

ˇHola SEA!


feedmyleg posted:

Eh, gently caress it. I've been thinking about it since yesterday, so why not:

Blade Runner 2049
THX-1138
Stalker
Mad Max: Fury Road
Alphaville

Specifically didn't count sci-fi/horror movies to make it easier. If post-apocalypse doesn't count without high-technology, then swap out Mad Max and Stalker for Eternal Sunshine and Day the Earth Stood Still.

I was just curious which of the sort of canonical Big Sci Fi films you were going to leave out or if there would be any other unusual choices. Like you mention Stalker, but imo Solaris is a thousand times more interesting than Blade Runner 2 with a lot of similar concerns

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Top 5 sci-fi movies that are specifically better than Blade Runner 2:

Code 46
Jeanne Dielman, 23 Commerce Quay
Marjorie Prime
THX 1138
The Man Who Fell To Earth

Bonus:

Soderbergh’s 2001: A Space Odyssey recut

You can’t just throw the Jeanne Dielman gag in there and not expound on it

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Chairman Capone posted:

I agree. Every single criticism I've seen about it seems to rest entirely on people either upset that we didn't see the aliens at the end

this is why i hated it as a kid lmao. But i saw it much later on and I teared up super hard. It's a great film.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
It's one of those movies that works a lot better when you realise it's not actually meant to be about the aliens.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Another Green Hornet movie is in development. No real details beyond PR speak yet

quote:

Amasia won the feature film franchise rights to the Green Hornet in January with Amasia’s co-founders Michael Helfant and Bradley Gallo producing. Helfant is a veteran Hollywood executive who was president and chief operating officer of Marvel Studios for several years starting in 2005.

...

Universal announced the deal on Thursday with Peter Cramer, president of Universal Pictures, saying in a statement, “The Green Hornet is one of the most iconic and beloved superhero tales ever created, and it has entertained generations of fans in every form of storytelling. We are thrilled to be partnering with Michael, Bradley, and the entire Amasia team to launch an exciting new cinematic world for Britt Reid, Kato, and the Black Beauty, and we can’t wait to share it with global audiences soon.”

Helfant said, “Universal will be a great home for our new Green Hornet and Kato. The team at Universal share our passion & enthusiasm for the property and will devote the resources to launch a truly global franchise. And, it’s very cool that Universal was the original distributor of the 1940’s movie serials. Our goal is to make a film that existing fans will love, and new fans will love to discover. With Universal, it feels like we are merging the past and the future, creating a contemporary version of the franchise that is fresh and exciting while respecting its long legacy and history. I can’t wait!”

https://variety.com/2020/film/news/green-hornet-kato-movie-universal-1234582372/

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

DeimosRising posted:

You can’t just throw the Jeanne Dielman gag in there and not expound on it

Besides just being a better evocation of someone mechanically trudging through life in the city, Dielman has an the advantage over BR2 in that it makes the female sex worker the protagonist instead of some cop. Also, going into spoiler territory, Dielman is specifically about Jeanne breaking violently from her monotonous routine when she receives the titular letter, in which Jeanne's sister describes her marriage to a Canadian man. Reading the letter provokes all these disruptive fantasies about sensitive lumberjacks or whatever, causing Jeanne to short-circuit and sabotage her own life. It's not too different from how Joseph K. 'becomes human' when he, basically, strongly identifies with an autobiographical short film directed by Stelline.

Plus, Dielman's aesthetic evokes surveillance better than BR2 does.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

ˇHola SEA!


SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Besides just being a better evocation of someone mechanically trudging through life in the city, Dielman has an the advantage over BR2 in that it makes the female sex worker the protagonist instead of some cop. Also, going into spoiler territory, Dielman is specifically about Jeanne breaking violently from her monotonous routine when she receives the titular letter, in which Jeanne's sister describes her marriage to a Canadian man. Reading the letter provokes all these disruptive fantasies about sensitive lumberjacks or whatever, causing Jeanne to short-circuit and sabotage her own life. It's not too different from how Joseph K. 'becomes human' when he, basically, strongly identifies with an autobiographical short film directed by Stelline.

Plus, Dielman's aesthetic evokes surveillance better than BR2 does.

Haha no I meant how is it a sci fi film, but the contrast in the way they engage with surveillance and voyeurism is a cool thing to consider. Nothing in Blade Runner 2 conveys the same sense of everyday violation by observation as say, watching Jeanne make meatloaf

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Tars Tarkas posted:

Another Green Hornet movie is in development. No real details beyond PR speak yet

Adapting this stuff is such an exercise in futility. Either you do a faithful adaptation and the 700 fans praise the film but nobody else sees it because you've made something very niche, or you do an unfaithful adaptation and the 700 fans are mad and the blogs write scathing articles and the masses are either unaware of the IP's legacy or are actively turned off by it. Either way, nobody sees it. There are rare exceptions like the Banderas Zorro movies, but almost every other pulp adaptation has been a huge failure, either creatively, commercially, or both.

You can do a modern version of Batman or Superman or any of those early comic book heroes because there is a popular version of them that has continued to evolve and change and grow into modern times. There is a trial-and-error allowable in comic books because if someone doesn't like your reboot then you can go and retcon it a few years later, or just shove it down their throats long enough that a new creator will come along and iron out all those details and update it to a version that people do like. But updating The Green Hornet to modern times is going to be tough, because there isn't a modern day popular version of the character out there (outside of occasionally trying a modern reboot that comes and goes immediately and never stuck). So at that point you have to make the whole thing up from whole cloth, which doesn't feel authentic. And if you don't, then your characters are stuck in the past.

So if you're in these people's positions, you either divorce it from the IP and try something new (and wind up with Green Hornet 2011 all over again), or you do an authentic version that nobody cares about regardless of quality (John Carter, The Shadow, The Phantom, The Lone Ranger, The Legend of Tarzan, etc, etc). Not that I'd complain if we get an old-school film serial style 1940s-set Green Hornet, I just have a hard time imagining anyone financing that.

feedmyleg fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Apr 17, 2020

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

They should just make like a failure adventures with all the IPs that people apparently can't make successful. Green Hornet, King Arthur, and Robin Hood team up to, I dunno, adapt to a modern world?

Jeremiah Flintwick
Jan 14, 2010

King of Kings Ozysandwich am I. If any want to know how great I am and where I lie, let him outdo me in my work.



We still doing top 5 scifi?

1. End of Evangelion
2. Dune
3. Alien 3
4. Primer
5. Phase IV

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

GrandpaPants posted:

They should just make like a failure adventures with all the IPs that people apparently can't make successful. Green Hornet, King Arthur, and Robin Hood team up to, I dunno, adapt to a modern world?

With pulp heroes and legends like Robin Hood, I feel like they're both facing the same uphill battle, but their problems are significantly different.

...Well, after trying to write out two different attempts at a post on this subject, I feel like I've come to the conclusion that the difference is actually pretty negligible. Both are IPs stuck in their respective time periods. Whether you want to update the time period or the sensibility, either way you're creating something that feels unauthentic, or at best feels like a twist on something that your audience isn't already familiar with.

Working through this idea I was struck by something else I read today. It was Tarantino reflecting on why Grindhouse was a failure:

Quentin Tarantino posted:

With Grindhouse, I think me and Robert just felt that people had a little more of a concept of the history of double features and exploitation movies… No, they didn’t. At all. They had no idea what the gently caress they were watching. It meant nothing to them—'Alright, what we were doing?' So that was a case of being a little too cool for school.

I think this is the same problem facing both classic legends and pulp heroes. Film nerds are naturally cultural archeologists who have a ton more context on the place that these IPs have in cinematic or literary history. The general public just doesn't give a poo poo about a wealthy guy fighting 1940s gangsters or King Richard's socialist pal, regardless of their rich storytelling history. Either way, a 20 year old is going to look at the trailer and think "Why would I want to watch this?" and compare it to whatever mediocre movie The Rock is making GBS threads out this month. And then they're going to go to that instead, because they know and like The Rock and they don't give a poo poo about a guy running around in green cloth in a world they don't have any connection to or interest in and probably only know about because of that English class they didn't pay much attention in.

e: That being said, please please please someone make a proper 1930s Doc Savage movie. It won't make money but I promise to never shut up about it for years after its release.

feedmyleg fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Apr 18, 2020

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

GrandpaPants posted:

They should just make like a failure adventures with all the IPs that people apparently can't make successful. Green Hornet, King Arthur, and Robin Hood team up to, I dunno, adapt to a modern world?

Am I missing a :thejoke: or are you unintentionally trying to invent League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

GrandpaPants posted:

They should just make like a failure adventures with all the IPs that people apparently can't make successful. Green Hornet, King Arthur, and Robin Hood team up to, I dunno, adapt to a modern world?








On Mars.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

The MSJ posted:

You know, people make jokes about creepy porn fan art when a Sonic movie was announced but I just watched Pixels and this movie's happy ending includes one of the heroes boning Q'bert.
when?

The MSJ posted:



But maybe the most incredible thing about this movie is that they managed to convince Nintendo to allow the use of their characters in this movie including as the focus of the climax. I guess this is how Adam Sandler wins.

*Adam Sandler gets shot in the face by a naked sweaty General George Armstrong Custer*

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Chairman Capone posted:

I agree. Every single criticism I've seen about it seems to rest entirely on people either upset that we didn't see the aliens at the end or people somehow thinking the ending meant her dad was an alien the whole time.

I forget what else came out the same year but I almost want to say it was mismarketed as something else. At the very least nobody knew what to make of it

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

GrandpaPants posted:

They should just make like a failure adventures with all the IPs that people apparently can't make successful. Green Hornet, King Arthur, and Robin Hood team up to, I dunno, adapt to a modern world?



a movie about robin hood trying to get americans to stop worshiping the rich would be funny

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Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

Alan Smithee posted:

I forget what else came out the same year but I almost want to say it was mismarketed as something else. At the very least nobody knew what to make of it

This made me interested to see what else came out the same year as Contact (1997). Top movies:

Titanic
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Men in Black
Tomorrow Never Dies
Air Force One
As Good as It Gets
Liar Liar
My Best Friend's Wedding
The Fifth Element
The Full Monty

Also the year of the Star Wars Special Editions... did the TPM teaser come out in 1997, too?

I forgot that Contact was also Zemeckis' follow-up to Forrest Gump. Also that George Miller (!) began the pre-production process and even cast Jodie Foster but was kicked out by the studio when he wanted a few extra weeks to rewrite the script.

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