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Deified Data: Nov 3, 2015; Fun Shoe

A pig with tits

https://www.facebook.com/100013790376695/posts/883815628754775/?d=n

# ? Apr 17, 2020 00:33

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:25

Benny Harvey: Nov 24, 2012

Elviscat posted:

If it's Norwegian Kroner that's like 15 bucks.

Which seems like a lot for shady nipple clamps. I'm pretty sure I could run down to Home Depot and get supplies to fab up some perfectly serviceable nipple clamps forn1/10th that amount.

��hm, I don't think that's Norwegian.

Beaten I know. Couldn't resist a lame pun

# ? Apr 17, 2020 02:38

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

wesleywillis posted:

https://www.grandandtoy.com/en/prod...ASABEgLEqfD_BwE

These make way better nippla clamps. And you can use them for office work afterwards, they come in different sizes, clamping forces etc...

And make office supply X-Wings

# ? Apr 17, 2020 10:32

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

bony tony posted:

What the gently caress Wish

Does it say it is recommended FOR mother's or BY mother's on the bottom

# ? Apr 17, 2020 11:43

Sludge Tank: Jul 31, 2007; by Azathoth

Deified Data posted:

A pig with tits

https://www.facebook.com/100013790376695/posts/883815628754775/?d=n

No kinkshaming pls

# ? Apr 17, 2020 11:54

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Phy posted:

A single hair. She gives him three.

Which, as I recall, he has set in magic crystal or some poo poo. Gimli's definitely drinking the bathwater of elendil imo.

AlbieQuirky posted:

A peter heater? A willy warmer? A cock sock? A woody hoodie?

My grandmother knitted these for people, but I'm not sure what her idea of anatomy was because the one she gave me (my grandmother was strange) was about a foot long and as wide as your little finger.

I can't remember where I put the thing or I would post a picture.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Apr 17, 2020

# ? Apr 17, 2020 13:17

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Sludge Tank posted:

No, kinkshaming pls!

# ? Apr 17, 2020 15:59

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

quote:
No kink? Shaming, pls.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 17:36

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Sludge Tank posted:

No kinkshaming pls

Sounded like BigClive at first. But it's not BigClive.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 18:03

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

OwlFancier posted:

Which, as I recall, he has set in magic crystal or some poo poo. Gimli's definitely drinking the bathwater of elendil imo.

My grandmother knitted these for people, but I'm not sure what her idea of anatomy was because the one she gave me (my grandmother was strange) was about a foot long and as wide as your little finger.

I can't remember where I put the thing or I would post a picture.

Did she use grandpa as her model?

# ? Apr 17, 2020 18:52

artsy fartsy: May 10, 2014; You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

OwlFancier posted:

Which, as I recall, he has set in magic crystal or some poo poo. Gimli's definitely drinking the bathwater of elendil imo.

My grandmother knitted these for people, but I'm not sure what her idea of anatomy was because the one she gave me (my grandmother was strange) was about a foot long and as wide as your little finger.

I can't remember where I put the thing or I would post a picture.

Did your parents make you put it on when she visited?

# ? Apr 17, 2020 20:57

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

LingcodKilla posted:

Did she use grandpa as her model?

He'd been dead a while.

Apparently according to her they are quite an old thing, she mentioned them to someone as an actual thing people wore when it was cold and everyone wanted one because they thought they were hilarious. So I don't know where the idea comes from but they're definitely not a new thing.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 21:44

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

i wanna say i remember something about women would make them for their men on the Faroe Islands or something way back when

# ? Apr 17, 2020 22:53

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Eat a dick unicycle boy!

Older than you think still

Mildly NSFW obv
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koteka

# ? Apr 18, 2020 03:11

WITCHCRAFT: Aug 28, 2007; Berries That Burn

TinTower posted:

Both of them did a reaction video a few months ago where they mostly cringed at their "lolrandomxd" humour of old. They seem pretty chill these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OS2qN80J7s

The reader doesn't give a gently caress if they are "more chill these days"

They posted primo top dollar cringe back then.Imagine getting owned so hard your meme cannot withstand a single post without toppling like a house of cards

# ? Apr 18, 2020 08:54

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

I wish that the howling void of my soul could possibly be moved to such emotion about anything as the foam people are about foam.

# ? Apr 18, 2020 11:40

piss explosion: Apr 2, 2005; I THINK MURDER AND BIGOTRY ARE FUNNY!!

bony tony posted:

What the gently caress Wish

Did you köp or not? Don't keep us in suspense here

# ? Apr 18, 2020 14:39

Dick Burglar: Mar 6, 2006

piss explosion posted:

Did you köp or not? Don't keep us in suspense here

Why do you need to know? What are you, a loving c�p?

# ? Apr 18, 2020 15:24

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

piss explosion posted:

Did you köp or not? Don't keep us in suspense here

I don't have a vulva, so I did not

# ? Apr 18, 2020 17:29

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

bony tony posted:

I don't have a vulva, so I did not

quitter

# ? Apr 18, 2020 20:51

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

bony tony posted:

I don't have a vulva, so I did not

And you never will with that attitude

# ? Apr 19, 2020 04:52

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

There'll be an operation, it's fine.

I think they call it "hotdog origami"?

# ? Apr 19, 2020 05:10

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Eat a dick unicycle boy!

bony tony posted:

There'll be an operation, it's fine.

I think they call it "hotdog origami"?

Or get these guys
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppetry_of_the_Penis
An incredible wild show

# ? Apr 19, 2020 05:26

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Jestery posted:

Or get these guys
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppetry_of_the_Penis
An incredible wild show

Saw them live about a month ago, at the Adelaide fringe festival, and some incredibly game audience member responded to an invitation and came up and did the hamburger with them on stage.

# ? Apr 19, 2020 05:32

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

Breetai posted:

Saw them live about a month ago, at the Adelaide fringe festival, and some incredibly game audience member responded to an invitation and came up and did the hamburger with them on stage.

I'm glad those weirdos are still at it. I saw them in Boulder in like 2005.

I took my boyfriend at the time, and I thought it was hilarious but he didn't enjoy himself at all. In retrospect that should have been a red flag that he sucked.

# ? Apr 19, 2020 05:53

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am6KK_QspyU

Note: thumbnail does not necessarily indicate quality of video

# ? Apr 19, 2020 05:56

bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

chitoryu12 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am6KK_QspyU

Note: thumbnail does not necessarily indicate quality of video

Pro. Click.

# ? Apr 19, 2020 09:05

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

My Puppetry of the Penis story:

Ages ago, (more than 20 years), when I was on community radio in Melbourne I met the original bloke who started the whole thing/stage show.

At their annual ball, I was there because I was a presenter, and he was there because he was a friend of one of the more famous presenters. Anyway, I was taking a piss in the toilets, and he came in to also take a piss. One of the other men in the toilet noticed him and said hello, and so he decided to debut some new things. So a bunch of random people, (including me), who were in the toilet at that particular time crowded around a man who proceeded to show us his penis, and make interesting shapes with it.

# ? Apr 19, 2020 09:24

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

BrigadierSensible posted:

My Puppetry of the Penis story:

Ages ago, (more than 20 years), when I was on community radio in Melbourne I met the original bloke who started the whole thing/stage show.

At their annual ball, I was there because I was a presenter, and he was there because he was a friend of one of the more famous presenters. Anyway, I was taking a piss in the toilets, and he came in to also take a piss. One of the other men in the toilet noticed him and said hello, and so he decided to debut some new things. So a bunch of random people, (including me), who were in the toilet at that particular time crowded around a man who proceeded to show us his penis, and make interesting shapes with it.

Completely breaking the code of eyes front, piss in silence and leave.

# ? Apr 19, 2020 09:48

Imperador do Brasil: Nov 18, 2005; Rotor-rific

chitoryu12 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am6KK_QspyU

Note: thumbnail does not necessarily indicate quality of video

I have several questions.

Skirt or shorts?
Why is Kristen Schaal screaming at this show?
Why didn�t it break (I can�t believe it didn�t break)?

# ? Apr 19, 2020 12:20

UCS Hellmaker: Mar 29, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Imperador do Brasil posted:

I have several questions.

Skirt or shorts?
Why is Kristen Schaal screaming at this show?
Why didn�t it break (I can�t believe it didn�t break)?

Real wrestling tables have breaks in them and are basically mdf wood. They used an actual wood table like you would see in schools. Those have actual metal supports that help hold the plywood board together. Hence it just wouldn't break

# ? Apr 19, 2020 13:16

RoboRodent: Sep 19, 2012

That does look like a skirt. Now, I'm very pro-men-wearing-skirts because that poo poo's comfortable and everyone should be able to enjoy the freedom of a sundress on a hot day.

But skirts make for terrible athletic gear, you know?

# ? Apr 19, 2020 13:55

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Imperador do Brasil posted:

I have several questions.

Skirt or shorts?
Why is Kristen Schaal screaming at this show?
Why didn�t it break (I can�t believe it didn�t break)?

Also something flew off during the kick:

# ? Apr 19, 2020 14:01

Selklubber: Jul 11, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCIJOUZ5tfQ

I have a new favorite youtube channel now.

# ? Apr 19, 2020 15:47

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

BrigadierSensible posted:

My Puppetry of the Penis story:

Ages ago, (more than 20 years), when I was on community radio in Melbourne I met the original bloke who started the whole thing/stage show.

At their annual ball, I was there because I was a presenter, and he was there because he was a friend of one of the more famous presenters. Anyway, I was taking a piss in the toilets, and he came in to also take a piss. One of the other men in the toilet noticed him and said hello, and so he decided to debut some new things. So a bunch of random people, (including me), who were in the toilet at that particular time crowded around a man who proceeded to show us his penis, and make interesting shapes with it.

I had a friend in the late 90s who would upon request late in the parties would do his penis-scrotum show. I recall �the brain�, �the flying squirrel� and �the fruit basket�.

# ? Apr 19, 2020 18:16

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

LingcodKilla posted:

I had a friend in the late 90s who would upon request late in the parties would do his penis-scrotum show. I recall �the brain�, �the flying squirrel� and �the fruit basket�.

THE BRAIN!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ8CXsuHBzk

Also:
Take a look at the BATWING BITCH!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFOMtRF6MIk

# ? Apr 19, 2020 18:29

Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I remember hearing about Puppetry of the Penis when they went on Howard Stern during their first US tour, and I'm always happy to hear they're still around.

# ? Apr 19, 2020 19:09

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

LingcodKilla posted:

I had a friend in the late 90s who would upon request late in the parties would do his penis-scrotum show. I recall “the brain”, “the flying squirrel” and “the fruit basket”.

I can do a mean "calamari".

# ? Apr 19, 2020 23:37