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The real Master Chief wears a face covering everywhere and tries to halt the spread of plagues!
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Now that's what I call a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of any coronavirus.
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Apr 18, 2020 18:53
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This is kind of a smug thing to say yes, but it's also not really a lie though?
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You're paying for my emergency blood pressure medicine script. Oops, too late, I'm squirting out my eyes like a horny toad!
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Apr 18, 2020 19:40
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Neophyte posted:You're paying for my emergency blood pressure medicine script. Horny is not allowed!
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Apr 18, 2020 19:45
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Just when I thought I couldn't hate Jim more.
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That's rich, coming from a group that generally has "opinions" on black and Jewish people.
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Apr 18, 2020 21:38
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I won't snitch on a person for violating quarantine. I'm waiting until there's a reward available.
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Sunswipe posted:I won't snitch on a person for violating quarantine. I'm waiting until there's a reward available. Virtue is its own reward, citizen.
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Virtue is its own reward, citizen. Plus, when they die, you can get their stuff for cheap.
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Apr 19, 2020 00:12
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lol conservatives call the cops when a black family is using the wrong charcoal grill at a park, then knock themselves out saluting a soldier who breaks state law during a pandemic. Don't read the replies, it's depressing.
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For the record I am a bot. Made, as far as my senses tell me, of meat.
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T-man posted:For the record I am a bot. There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They're completely meat
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Apr 19, 2020 03:08
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I tried my own Twitter account on that site, it said it was Problematic too 
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Apr 19, 2020 04:29
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I wondered if it was a right wing site and biased against people if they follow lefties, but I got 1%. I need to up my game and become problematic for at least one person.
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quote:Good Afternoon everyone! How does this sound as the first line for my novel. "A tale of two hearts breaking beneath the zealous nature of the collective started and ended on the morning dew that lingered in Philadelphia."
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Jeez, two broken hearts in the space of one damp Philly morning. That's rough.
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Inspector 34 posted:Jeez, two broken hearts in the space of one damp Philly morning. That's rough. Yeah Gritty just can’t find enough to eat these days.
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T-man posted:For the record I am a bot. if u think about it we’re technically meat gundams for our brain
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Splash Attack posted:if u think about it we’re technically meat gundams for our brain I'm a meat EVA
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trickybiscuits posted:A tale of two hearts breaking beneath the zealous nature of the collective started and ended on the morning dew that lingered in Philadelphia Are they planning to enter the Bulwer-Lytton contest?
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Piss Meridian posted:I'm a meat EVA I too am a wretched atrocity against both God and man, but I don't go about broadcasting it
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Phy posted:I too am a wretched atrocity against both God and man, but I don't go about broadcasting it Have you ever looked directly to the left of one of your posts?
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SiKboy posted:Have you ever looked directly to the left of one of your posts? You don't even need that his posts are proof enough.
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I mean that last sentence isn't wrong...
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there wolf posted:I mean that last sentence isn't wrong... I mean only losers and shills vote for any American party at this point
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I feel bad for laughing but holy poo poo this was funny.
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Biplane posted:I feel bad for laughing but holy poo poo this was funny. don't worry, I know Sophia, she'd understand
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Kai Tave posted:https://twitter.com/grette13/status/1251701672285478912  Gee I wonder why she supports Nazis.
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Piss Meridian posted:I'm a meat EVA The Eva's are made of meat tho post redundant ban op
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