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Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
the case for lockdown is that it's easier to fix the problems caused by a lockdown than it is to fix the problems caused by getting a deadly disease

if someone catches covid-19, and it goes hard and wrecks their lungs, there's not much that can be done for them besides cranking a ventilator to max settings and hoping they don't die anyway

if a bunch of people lose their job and can't pay rent, there's a lot of stuff that can be done to mitigate the impact of that and prevent the worst outcomes. it doesn't look like we're going to actually do any of those things, but the proper response to that is to reexamine why the country is run by a loving death cult dedicated to shoveling bodies into an economic furnace, rather than throwing up our hands and betting that the virus is more merciful than the lenders and landlords

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Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Main Paineframe posted:

if a bunch of people lose their job and can't pay rent, there's a lot of stuff that can be done to mitigate the impact of that and prevent the worst outcomes. it doesn't look like we're going to actually do any of those things, but the proper response to that is to reexamine why the country is run by a loving death cult dedicated to shoveling bodies into an economic furnace, rather than throwing up our hands and betting that the virus is more merciful than the lenders and landlords

"can be done"

lol

a small number of people with vast sums of money will do absolutely anything to avoid paying an iota of tax, and those people run our government

at this point we're just arguing over which month to start shoveling bodies into mass graves to improve the eps for $sbux and $hd, because doing anything sane was never really on the table

the hn folks are obviously nuts by any objective standard, but they encompass the entire overton window in america. how many millions must die for the S&P 500?

Notorious b.s.d. fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Apr 20, 2020

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

its not unemployment and trauma from lockdowns vs deaths from covid

its unemployment and trauma and deaths from lockdowns vs unemployment and trauma and deaths from covid

and without lockdowns you’re going to see a lot more of all three

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



Notorious b.s.d. posted:

"can be done"

lol

a small number of people with vast sums of money will do absolutely anything to avoid paying an iota of tax, and those people run our government

at this point we're just arguing over which month to start shoveling bodies into mass graves to improve the eps for $sbux and $hd, because doing anything sane was never really on the table

the hn folks are obviously nuts by any objective standard, but they encompass the entire overton window in america. how many millions must die for the S&P 500?

at some point the additional deaths and attendant economic disruption override the benefit of reopening earlier. it’s obviously true that letting half the country die is unprofitable. so is letting everyone live. other than that...someone at the heritage foundation has an excel sheet i expect

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Nomnom Cookie posted:

at some point the additional deaths and attendant economic disruption override the benefit of reopening earlier. it’s obviously true that letting half the country die is unprofitable. so is letting everyone live. other than that...someone at the heritage foundation has an excel sheet i expect

the people at the top are already getting antsy. those "gently caress you and die i want a haircut" protests didn't just coalesce organically, they were coordinated by a group linked to betsy devos. they are quite literally marching people to their deaths to avoid giving them one cent

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
yeah I feel like those movements have that same tea party astroturf element to them

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

lancemantis posted:

yeah I feel like those movements have that same tea party astroturf element to them

they do, but unlike the tea party, this astroturf movement is literally 100% about sacrificing workers to moloch

it has no other issue

and the president, for whatever reason, is backing them. the reason is not poll data. the astroturfing hypothesis developed from the fact that even self-identified republicans don't back this poo poo in any significant number. last i saw, 11 percent of republicans were concerned about lockdown restrictions

no, we have a new "tea party" that has almost no popular support, and the president is backing this poo poo publicly. we may find the president can create a popular movement from nothing. who knows

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

lancemantis posted:

yeah I feel like those movements have that same tea party astroturf element to them

remember terri schiavo? where a bunch of people showed up and marched for a potato?

this particular style of astroturfing goes back a lot further than tea partiers

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

no, we have a new "tea party" that has almost no popular support, and the president is backing this poo poo publicly. we may find the president can create a popular movement from nothing. who knows
"I wish the President would show some leadership on Coronavirus"

*monkey's paw closes a finger and grants you a wish*

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!

quote:

How is it white nationalism to want to secure a future for white children? This seems highly illogical to me.

mystes
May 31, 2006

Next thing you're going to be telling me that that the 14 words are white nationalism! So illogical!

NihilCredo
Jun 6, 2011

iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt

It's highly illogical because it's putting the cart before the horse: you first need to secure the existence of our people, and then you can start working on a future for white children. Christ on a bike, the basics, guys, the basics :eng99:

Neon Noodle
Nov 11, 2016

there's nothing wrong here in montana
bikeshedding the ethnostate

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

a national socialism if you will. or I guess socialist nationalism? I dunno.

Plorkyeran
Mar 22, 2007

To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed

mystes posted:

Next thing you're going to be telling me that that the 14 words are white nationalism! So illogical!

he did genuinely try to argue that the 14 words were just a totally innocent thing that people were making too big of a deal over. thankfully that is too much for even hn.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Neon Noodle posted:

bikeshedding the ethnostate

yak shaving but terrifyingly literal

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

power botton posted:

a national socialism if you will. or I guess socialist nationalism? I dunno.

people should just say “this is a new kind of government and it doesn’t have a name yet”

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

scandox 1 day ago | parent | favorite | on: HR tech companies laying people off: was it overdu...

> people need to get from place to place, and it’s very hard to build and run an airline.
Why is it hard? Seems like the dumbest possible business. I mean I think a restaurant would be harder. There's more subtle unknowns in food than there is in carrying people from A to B.
Educate me because I don't get it.

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

fritz posted:

scandox 1 day ago | parent | favorite | on: HR tech companies laying people off: was it overdu...

> people need to get from place to place, and it’s very hard to build and run an airline.
Why is it hard? Seems like the dumbest possible business. I mean I think a restaurant would be harder. There's more subtle unknowns in food than there is in carrying people from A to B.
Educate me because I don't get it.

hosed up that people this powerfully stupid are even allowed to operate a motor vehicle unsupervised

*driving the wrong way down an interstate* "To be very open with you here I'll be the first to admit I have no idea what I am doing. I'm just being rational. It's very regrettable that people choose to get so emotional about such simple subjects such as this one, but it really doesn't seem to be as difficult as everybody makes it out to be, maybe I'm just not understanding though? I mean if you simply take a few moments to think about this calmly and rationally then activity is conceptually isomorphic to reversing a linked list, and in many ways it is much simpler, so I'm sure anybody who has completed even a sufficiently diligent self-directed course of study in computer science couldn't figure it out from first principles. Again, I am approaching as a humble learner with no emotional preconcep- *smashes through bridge guard rail, falling into a river and dies*"

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
Conversations with a six-year-old on functional programming


My six-year-old son walked up to me yesterday. “What are you reading?”

At the time, I was reading part of Janis Voigtländer’s habilitation thesis. Unsure where to even start, I decided to just answer straightforwardly: “I’m reading a very long story about free theorems.”

He persisted. “What are free theorems?”

Never one to shrink from a pedagogical challenge, I thought for a moment, then began: “Do you know what a function is?” He didn’t. “A function is like a machine where you put something in one end and something comes out the other end. For example, maybe you put a number in, and the number that is one bigger comes out. So if you put in three, four comes out, or if you put in six, seven comes out.” This clearly made sense to him, so I continued, “The type of a function machine tells you what kinds of things you put in and what kinds of things come out. So maybe you put a number in and get a number out. Or maybe you put in a list of numbers and get a number out.” He interrupted excitedly, “Or maybe you could put words in??” “Yes, exactly! Maybe you can put words in and get words out. Or maybe there is a function machine where you put other function machines in and get function machines out!” He gasped in astonishment at the idea of putting function machines into function machines.

“So,” I concluded, “a free theorem is when you can say something that is always true about a function machine if you only know its type, but you don’t know anything about what it does on the inside.” This seemed a bit beyond him (and to be fair, free theorems are only interesting when polymorphism is involved which I definitely didn’t want to go into). But the whole conversation had given me a different idea.

“Hey, I have a good idea for a game,” I said. “It’s called the function machine game. I will think of a function machine. You tell me things to put into the function machine, and I will tell you what comes out. Then you have to guess what the function machine does.” He immediately liked this game and it has been a huge hit; he wants to play it all the time. We played it while driving to a party yesterday, and we played it this morning while I was in the shower. So far, he has correctly guessed

[Math images omitted]

I tried  but that was a bit tough for him. I realized that in some cases he may understand intuitively what the function does but have trouble expressing it in words (this was also a problem with ), so we started using the obvious variant where once the guesser thinks they know what the function does, the players switch roles and the person who came up with function specifies some inputs in order to test whether the guesser is able to produce the correct outputs.

 was also surprisingly difficult for him to guess (though he did get it right eventually). I think he was just stuck on the idea of the function doing something arithmetical to the input, and was having trouble coming up with some sort of arithmetic procedure which would result in  no matter what you put in! It simply hadn’t occurred to him that the machine might not care about the input. (Interestingly, many students in my functional programming class this semester were also confused by constant functions when we were learning about the lambda calculus; they really wanted to substitute the input somewhere and were upset/confused by the fact that the bound variable did not occur in the body at all!)

After a few rounds of guessing my functions, he wanted to come up with his own functions for me to guess (as I knew he would). Sometimes his functions are great and sometimes they don’t make sense (usually because his idea of what the function does changes over time, which of course he, in all sincerity, denies), but it’s fun either way. And after he finally understood , he came up with his own function which was something like



inspired, I think, by his kindergarten class where they were learning about pairs of numbers that added up to .

Definitely one of my better parenting days

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
Weird that green text stories are supported on HN now

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
zerm778 10 hours ago [-]

Patreon became successful mostly because of the girls charging money for their nudes. Then they've started to ban these girls because they wanted a clean platform. Guess what, these girls have now moved to onlyfans and they won't come back. Patreon has lost the money bringing members thinking that failed musicians/youtubers would bring them the big bucks.

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power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

Conversations with a six-year-old on functional programming


My six-year-old son walked up to me yesterday. “What are you reading?”

At the time, I was reading part of Janis Voigtländer’s habilitation thesis. Unsure where to even start, I decided to just answer straightforwardly: “I’m reading a very long story about free theorems.”

nevertheless, He persisted.

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Mr.Radar posted:

zerm778 10 hours ago [-]

Patreon became successful mostly because of the girls charging money for their nudes. Then they've started to ban these girls because they wanted a clean platform. Guess what, these girls have now moved to onlyfans and they won't come back. Patreon has lost the money bringing members thinking that failed musicians/youtubers would bring them the big bucks.

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extremely bitter about his masturbation payments

how dare they make him subscribe to two services

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Notorious b.s.d. posted:

extremely bitter about his masturbation payments

how dare they make him subscribe to two services

I think onlyfans folks generally charge higher than patreon folks.

So maybe it's also "How dare people get paid in exchange for the goods and services they provide?"

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

problematic podcasts probably bring patreon more money than the weirdos paying for softcore nudes from e-girls. im not going to check the math though.

edit: I checked the math and one of the most popular patreons is a sex mod for the sims? gross.

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

im reading a feature list and this was an extraordinary amount of work that he should be compensated for

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

oh man this is sick bro. how funny would it be if I downloaded it. that would be totally messed up. I shouldn't. but I mean just imagine if I did. WILD CARD! LOL. seriously. I won't though.

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

power botton posted:

oh man this is sick bro. how funny would it be if I downloaded it. that would be totally messed up. I shouldn't. but I mean just imagine if I did. WILD CARD! LOL. seriously. I won't though.

waiting for power bottom's patreon for tastefully shot art-quality sims pornography

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

hey power botton does your bike have tasteful sims erotica

ha ha good one punchy

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

Mr.Radar posted:

zerm778 10 hours ago [-]

Patreon became successful mostly because of the girls charging money for their nudes. Then they've started to ban these girls because they wanted a clean platform. Guess what, these girls have now moved to onlyfans and they won't come back. Patreon has lost the money bringing members thinking that failed musicians/youtubers would bring them the big bucks.

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i've definitely heard this from sex workers before. every "you can advertise and people can pay you" site ends up building their user base in large part based on sex work and then eventually kicking it off so that they can go mainstream

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
iirc from some discussions with someone about it on Street Fight, onlyfans is tiny compared to patreon and outside of like long tail stuff, sex work was probably never a huge part of patreon?

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

rjmccall posted:

i've definitely heard this from sex workers before. every "you can advertise and people can pay you" site ends up building their user base in large part based on sex work and then eventually kicking it off so that they can go mainstream

i don't doubt that, but as lancemantis said above those people getting kicked off the platform is definitely not the reason patreon is in decline (hint: the real reason is they took vc money and can't pay it back without massively scaling up which would have been nearly impossible even before the pandemic). anyways, here's a very smart person's take on music:

throw0101a 6 hours ago [-]

> Don't understand how people are happy to listen to the same old stuff - it must get so dull.

Only if you listen to dull music. Perhaps pick higher quality stuff?

A good portion of my collection was originally written before 1750: Bach, Palestrina, Tallis, etc.† Some CDs I've had for >25 years and they are still as fresh as the first day I listened to them. And even a different take on the same composition can be illuminating: Glenn Gould vs Angela Hewitt, Tallis Scholars vs The Sixteen.

There's a reason why certain works regularly appear in those "Top 100" lists where they go out and ask experts: the order may sometimes be different, but the items in the top ten are often the same.

Edit: a quotation by Robert Bringhurst form The Elements of Typographic Style: With type as with philosophy, music and food, it is better to have a little of the best than to be swamped with the derivative, the careless, the routine.

† I have more modern stuff too: Led Zeppelin, Vampire Weekend, Arcade Fire, Pärt, Górecki, etc.

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power botton
Nov 2, 2011

I agree esp with certain works like hell hath no fury or my beautiful dark twisted fantasy.

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
bingo card app guy makes prediction: "covid19 will be bad" and then spends over 10,000 words saying he was right in bizarrely coached language

https://www.kalzumeus.com/2020/04/21/japan-coronavirus/

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Suspicious Dish posted:

bingo card app guy makes prediction: "covid19 will be bad" and then spends over 10,000 words saying he was right in bizarrely coached language

https://www.kalzumeus.com/2020/04/21/japan-coronavirus/

looks like it's because he was too cowardly to actually post the prediction publicly and risk the possibility of being wrong on the internet, but he didn't want to give up the option of being able to go "I told you so" if he turned out to be right

so he posted a SHA hash, and only revealed a month later that this hash was his prediction that Japan was going to have a covid-19 epidemic. apparently "I told you so" carries a lot less impact when delivered that way

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
do you think they also had a hash tucked away somewhere for the opposite?

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
what kind of brain worms do you need to have to post random hash codes on twitter

Xik
Mar 10, 2011

Dinosaur Gum

Suspicious Dish posted:

bingo card app guy makes prediction: "covid19 will be bad" and then spends over 10,000 words saying he was right in bizarrely coached language

https://www.kalzumeus.com/2020/04/21/japan-coronavirus/

Is this the dude that just pays some foreign house wife peanuts for his bingo card content.

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NihilCredo
Jun 6, 2011

iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand patio11. The insights are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bingo card theory most of the blogposts will go over a typical reader’s head. There’s also Patrick’s optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Ramit Sethi, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these posts, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about BUSINESS. As a consequence people who dislike patio11 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Patrick’s post on salary negotiation which itself is a cryptic reference to Dale Carnegie. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as patio11’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Kalzumeus tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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