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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/3PW7oGk.mp4

sound on

Transcript:

Customer complains all wheel drive is not working ... I wonder why

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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Context?

Did someone get ripped off buying and "AWD" car with fake badges?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
If you like Burnout, play Wreckfest. Even if you don't like Burnout, play Wreckfest. Wreckfest is very very fun

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Uthor posted:

Context?

Did someone get ripped off buying and "AWD" car with fake badges?

possible considering the badge looks crooked

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

It's basically a Koenigsegg

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
Four door coupe! :suicide:

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
Two door sedan, certainly?

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!
Would it not be a saloon, perhaps?

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Memento posted:

sound on

Transcript:

Customer complains all wheel drive is not working ... I wonder why

I would have liked to hear the conversation with the customer after that :v:

:v: You don't have all wheel drive, sorry
:mad: Yes I do, it says All 4 on it!!!
:v: Um no

Applebees Appetizer fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Apr 19, 2020

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Galler posted:

I really wanted to get into racing sims so I got a steering wheel, pedals, and shifter and it didn't do it for me. I though I just needed a better display setup so I set everything up with a big screen right in front of me and no. I got a VR headset and thought 'OK, this time it's totally going to work' and still nope. Without being able to actually feel what the car is doing I might as well just have a map with rpm, gear, and speed overlayed on top since I'm just driving by numbers anyway. Maybe one of those full motion racing sim setups would do it but I just don't care enough to spend that much money.

You have to relearn how to feel stuff. Everything comes through the wheel, pedals and sound. Some people set up buttckickers to respond to wheel slip and I hear that helps. You really can start to "feel" the weight transfer after enough practice.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
You guys with your fancy play station and nintendo games. I just want to play this game and beat "the king"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Rod_(video_game)

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

That's wicked cool, except parking is gonna suuuuck



It's a brand new radiator :cheeky:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

The Door Frame posted:

That's wicked cool, except parking is gonna suuuuck



It's a brand new radiator :cheeky:

"yeh man, gots me buddy what works in hvac, 'is thing gotsa 35 year warrnty, I ain't replacing 'is thing iver agin"

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

Wouldn’t this make a survivable side impact into basically a “how do we pull the front of that car out of the side of that one?” situation?

The Door Frame posted:

That's wicked cool, except parking is gonna suuuuck



It's a brand new radiator :cheeky:

“The shop tried to sell me a whole new rotor set. Fuckin’ Scammers. It stops fine.”

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Richard Bong posted:

Wouldn’t this make a survivable side impact into basically a “how do we pull the front of that car out of the side of that one?” situation?

The hinges will be sagging so bad that the door can't be closed after 1 drive anyway.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Blue On Blue posted:

possible considering the badge looks crooked

Holy poo poo, that’s loving evil. :stare: Also a reason to have a professional mechanic look at your used car purchase before buying.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

The Door Frame posted:



It's a brand new radiator :cheeky:

I don't understand what's going on with that radiator, but I'm on my phone so?

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

I think you just need to use a fin comb on it, it'll be fine.

Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

MetaJew posted:

I don't understand what's going on with that radiator, but I'm on my phone so?

Seems like it's this one, so not really intended for automotive use:
https://ccnq.en.alibaba.com/product/60762126771-804834785/Factory_best_selling_central_heating_aluminum_die_cast_steam_radiator.html

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST

This needs to have a big hinged outer door frame that the regular doors attach to like those giant castle doors that have smaller doors in them.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Recess a smaller coupe door from a totally different car into it.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

Keep looking at it, it gets worse the longer you examine.

https://twitter.com/garygastelu/status/1252211018287251462?s=19

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


I'm the unibrow.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

I'm the window within a window at the back.

I'm also the window in the rear door that for some reason doesn't sit flush.

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Olympic Mathlete posted:

I'm the window within a window at the back.

I'm also the window in the rear door that for some reason doesn't sit flush.

that or the grill in the grill in the grill

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

The wheel offset is perfection.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Jaded Burnout posted:

that or the grill in the grill in the grill

First thing I thought of was watching some "Cars" movie and the lower one talking.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter
I'm the hood bump for the bigger motor.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I have no idea what is happening around the entire perimeter of the front side windows.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

And with the rear window, why the gently caress does it have a handle on it?

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Colostomy Bag posted:

And with the rear window, why the gently caress does it have a handle on it?

It doesn't, that's a reflection. So it's a poorly edited image by their marketing department too.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Colostomy Bag posted:

The wheel offset is perfection.

That's what I was thinking (assuming sarcasm tags around it, of course.)

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

xzzy posted:

It doesn't, that's a reflection. So it's a poorly edited image by their marketing department too.

Oh my mistake, figured it might be how a rescue worker would extract folks from a burning vehicle when the doors don't work.

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

StormDrain posted:

I'm the hood bump for the bigger motor.

I thought that was the cowl induction?

Funzo
Dec 6, 2002



It has suicide doors doesn’t it?

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

Funzo posted:

It has suicide doors doesn’t it?

Yes because I wouldn't be seen dead in it

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

xzzy posted:

It doesn't, that's a reflection. So it's a poorly edited image by their marketing department too.

It's just a Photoshopped Suburban isn't it?

Dr. Memory
Jul 10, 2001

Ah, fuck the end of the world.

The Door Frame posted:

That's wicked cool, except parking is gonna suuuuck



It's a brand new radiator :cheeky:

Does.... does that play music when you hit the brakes?

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Dr. Memory posted:

Does.... does that play music when you hit the brakes?

I've seen slotted rotors but this is just too much.

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