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Goons Are Great posted:Is it legal to say that I absolutely love LBJ here?
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Yeah a couple of my friends and I have been referring to him as El BJ for a long time
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LBJ was a pretty wild dude.quote:Johnson also didn’t really care where he used the bathroom. When Johnson was at home on his ranch, he would often cruise around in his car while drinking beer, which obviously upset the Secret Service. When the President stopped to relieve himself on the side of the road, the Secret Service agents guarding him would rush to catch up. Once, while Johnson was in the middle of the process, a gust of wind caught the stream, blowing it onto a nearby Secret Service agent’s leg. When the agent told the president that he was urinating on his leg, Johnson replied, “I know, that’s my prerogative.”
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Elviscat posted:Rosie would love you too, she loves everyone who pets and/or feeds her. Pigsfeet on Rye posted:That isn't a hot tin roof, is it?
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Yeah a couple of my friends and I have been referring to him as El BJ for a long time me too. once you realize that all it takes is shifting the emphasis, you gotta do it every time. like pronouncing "bay area" to rhyme with "diarrhea"
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Apr 24, 2020 03:42
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Jedit posted:The funniest thing in that thread was always when the OP said "I stopped making dildos because I couldn't satisfy demand". Couldn't have been very good dildos then, if they didn't satisfy! Imagine developing a product with ongoing demand and giving up because you can't keep up. Do you want infinite money? No thanks, that sounds like a lot of effort.
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The Flappy Bird developer was that way. He was making like $30,000 a day when it took off and then a week later he freaked out and deleted it from the app store and disappeared for some reason. Baffling
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Apr 24, 2020 04:49
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Fuuuuuck. And here I am struggling to get my employer to pay me for the time I spend working.
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Apr 24, 2020 04:51
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Well, there's a solid living, and then there's slaving away all day over a hot cock only to become known as the weird dildo dude, and suddenly before you know it animal cocks have paid for everything in your house and that might not be a situation you enjoy.
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Sagebrush posted:The Flappy Bird developer was that way. He was making like $30,000 a day when it took off and then a week later he freaked out and deleted it from the app store and disappeared for some reason. Baffling probably because it was built entirely out of stolen assets, which he didn't give a poo poo about until it suddenly started making enough money and getting enough exposure that the companies and people who actually owned those assets might notice and come after him
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Sagebrush posted:The Flappy Bird developer was that way. He was making like $30,000 a day when it took off and then a week later he freaked out and deleted it from the app store and disappeared for some reason. Baffling It's literally the Dickbutt comic but for video games instead of paper
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Dareon posted:Well, there's a solid living, and then there's slaving away all day over a hot cock only to become known as the weird dildo dude, and suddenly before you know it animal cocks have paid for everything in your house and that might not be a situation you enjoy. If I got rich via my specialty dildo empire the first thing I'd buy is a 'Dildo' vanity plate. And customized matching hood ornament, obviously.
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Apr 24, 2020 04:57
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Outrail posted:If I got rich via my specialty dildo empire the first thing I'd buy is a 'Dildo' vanity plate. C'mon, weinermobile first, custom plate second.
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Apr 24, 2020 05:01
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Sagebrush posted:The Flappy Bird developer was that way. He was making like $30,000 a day when it took off and then a week later he freaked out and deleted it from the app store and disappeared for some reason. Baffling Developer was in Vietnam and said he was worried that getting rich like that would make his family a target for kidnapping or something.
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canyoneer posted:Developer was in Vietnam and said he was worried that getting rich like that would make his family a target for kidnapping or something. I think there was some concern about getting into trouble with his own government as well, wasn't there?
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Apr 24, 2020 06:40
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And getting sued by Nintendo.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:And getting sued by Nintendo. Doesn't that apply to a stunning amount of people
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Outrail posted:If I got rich via my specialty dildo empire the first thing I'd buy is a 'Dildo' vanity plate. Why would you need to buy the hood ornament?
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Jedit posted:Why would you need to buy the hood ornament? It doesn't count unless it's been properly electroplated https://i.imgur.com/U8WTt1m.jpg 
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Doesn't that apply to a stunning amount of people I'll ask my uncle,.
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Snow Cone Capone posted:This has big "1 guy tried to hide explosives in his shoe so now we all take our shoes off at security forever" energy
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 much of that thread is entertainingly salty at the grave injustice of having to see a single-line forum announcement in their bookmarks
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Apr 24, 2020 15:19
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The announcement’s presence annoys me enough that I thought about adblocking it, but not enough that I actually did so.
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Apr 24, 2020 15:21
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Captain Hygiene posted:
its annoying, but people are getting way too worked up in that thread. However, I think this may be the funniest poster on the forums. mom and dad fight a lot posted:I've never used adblocker, and really don't want to bloat my browser with extensions. mom and dad fight a lot posted:Some of us just want a fast, efficient, bloat-free experience.
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Apr 24, 2020 15:25
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Doesn't that apply to a stunning amount of people Probably, but I mean more the original Flappy Bird explicitly uses assets stolen from Super Mario All-Stars. Which most of the clones modify barely enough to be legal.
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Apr 24, 2020 15:49
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Probably, but I mean more the original Flappy Bird explicitly uses assets stolen from Super Mario All-Stars. Which most of the clones modify barely enough to be legal. You know, I didn't actually know this. Which makes the following all the more entertaining: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB6eY73sLV0
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tarlibone posted:You know, one thing I've heard joked about for most of my life are the warnings you find on products that seem pretty obvious. Most recently, it was the advent of "don't put this bag on your head," but I've heard people make the same comments about pretty much any warning you've ever seen on a container of something that seems pretty obvious. I'm talking about the shampoo warnings that tell you not to eat the product, or the "do not eat" on the silica packets, or... OK, well, most of them involve the manufacturer telling you not to eat something. "You just know," the old
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Apr 25, 2020 02:49
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And that president's name? Donald J Trump.
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Apr 25, 2020 02:53
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Absurd Alhazred posted:You know, I didn't actually know this. Which makes the following all the more entertaining: I like the part where the timer jumps from 21 to 53 minutes, editing out 30 minutes of him spin jumping at specific coordinates to add single bytes at a time.
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Apr 25, 2020 02:57
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Garrand posted:I like the part where the timer jumps from 21 to 53 minutes, editing out 30 minutes of him spin jumping at specific coordinates to add single bytes at a time. Yeah, imagine the audience for that stream, and imagine doing that while on stream.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Yeah, imagine the audience for that stream, and imagine doing that while on stream. guessing it was tool assisted as the sayings go: "theres a gamepad right behind me" & "finger deep ontop the forward key" Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 03:15 on Apr 25, 2020 |
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Apr 25, 2020 03:12
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Carthag Tuek posted:guessing it was tool assisted It wasn't
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Garrand posted:It wasn't my respect for that is overwhelmed by my lack of same
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Not being tool assisted is the point, you can do it tool assisted by inputting the program through extremely rapid button presses on the second controller.
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Yeah, I'm not sure what your issue is, this is an edited summary of his live attempt. He's saving us, the Youtube audience, the trouble of watching the whole thing start to finish.
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Dabir posted:Not being tool assisted is the point, you can do it tool assisted by inputting the program through extremely rapid button presses on the second controller. to me the idea of doing it is better than actually doing it
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CommunityEdition posted:As an American, my people’s legend is that when the country is in danger, our leader will hide inside a mountain while the rest of us burn.
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Captain Hygiene posted:And that president's name? that... yes, that's correct
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Good call, you wouldn't want the Joe Biden campaign to be associated with any kind of sex pest.
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