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Inceltown posted:I haven't seen the movies / read the books yet so can we please stop posting spoilers. lol
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# ? Apr 24, 2020 05:03 |
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Again with the dream where I find flaky crust upon my scalp and I dig with my nail like scraping a scab but the soft dead flesh gives way and my nail scratches against the skull as the hank of hair pulls away with the corroding clump of skin
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# ? Apr 24, 2020 06:13 |
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So I've been doing a bit of research into this "harry potter" thing so as not to come across as a fool in the conversation and I'm starting to see why it's had such a cultural impact. Voldemort is a 🍑 https://i.imgur.com/oUkJTQQ.png e: this is possibly Inceltown has a new favorite as of 07:04 on Apr 24, 2020 |
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Voldemort casts Erecto alternative: expellianus
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# ? Apr 24, 2020 08:36 |
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The only people who are allowed to enjoy Harry Potter are Latin teachers
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# ? Apr 24, 2020 08:42 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:People have gone over the incel 'love' of snape, but when did Dumbledore have any discipline? Dude rewarded rule breaking with house points. Harry Potter is fine for kids but if you put any thought into it, the whole thing looks very ramshackle. It's not a world that makes sense unless you're 12, putting yourself in the hero's shoes and thinking "yeah, it'd be really could to be a wizard, that'd show everyone here!"
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# ? Apr 24, 2020 09:03 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD2jQqnf4Jw He’s beeeeyaaaak
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# ? Apr 24, 2020 09:15 |
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Harry Houdini died of AIDS
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# ? Apr 24, 2020 12:08 |
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Piss Meridian posted:Harry Houdini died of AIDS No! Why do you always say that?
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# ? Apr 24, 2020 12:13 |
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My friends worked for a state government department of housing and used to tell me about some of their inspections. Doors taken off the hinges and used as firewood was pretty common. Also the number one trick they told me was to slam the front door open/closed hard before walking in, it dislodges all the roaches above the door.
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# ? Apr 24, 2020 12:22 |
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Amazing username/post combo
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# ? Apr 24, 2020 14:14 |
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Neville kills Nagini
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# ? Apr 24, 2020 16:45 |
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That BOSS LIFE guy does look like he has two or three health bars and a slam attack
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# ? Apr 24, 2020 16:46 |
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Inceltown posted:So I've been doing a bit of research into this "harry potter" thing so as not to come across as a fool in the conversation and I'm starting to see why it's had such a cultural impact. Voldemort is a 🍑 I guess I forgot Voldemort was that hot
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# ? Apr 24, 2020 16:55 |
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CelticPredator posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD2jQqnf4Jw Imagine a world where he, Shoenice, and maybe that short New Jersey fuckwit got into a WWF cage match. I would pay for that.
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# ? Apr 24, 2020 17:28 |
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T-man posted:The only people who are allowed to enjoy Harry Potter are Latin teachers
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# ? Apr 24, 2020 20:50 |
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Knormal posted:Spoiler alert: The Latin in Harry Potter is really bad. It's a healthy mix of first-year words and conjugations, and gibberish. Really mostly gibberish though.
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# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:06 |
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Also none of the "spells" actually work. Piece of poo poo book.
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# ? Apr 24, 2020 21:08 |
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Brawnfire posted:Again with the dream where I find flaky crust upon my scalp and I dig with my nail like scraping a scab but the soft dead flesh gives way and my nail scratches against the skull as the hank of hair pulls away with the corroding clump of skin Stop watching Poltergeist before bed
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Brawnfire posted:Again with the dream where I find flaky crust upon my scalp and I dig with my nail like scraping a scab but the soft dead flesh gives way and my nail scratches against the skull as the hank of hair pulls away with the corroding clump of skin I heard once that when you dream of your teeth falling out, it’s your subconscious mind trying to tell you that you could use some more calcium in your diet maybe this dream is your subconscious suggesting that you find a better shampoo and conditioner
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# ? Apr 24, 2020 23:07 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Also none of the "spells" actually work. Piece of poo poo book. Semi-relative of mine (long story, southern Mormon) forbade her kids from reading the books because she was told at church that the spells in the book were real. I hadn’t even read them yet but had looked through and I was like, “dude that’s just fake Latin. It would be more real if it were pig Latin (or you know, if magic was real)”. Gown woman pushing 40 too damned stupid to function.
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 05:19 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 05:29 |
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That’s awesome.
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 05:30 |
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wrong thread
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 05:31 |
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beanieson posted:wrong thread poo poo I meant to post this in funny pictures my bad
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 05:44 |
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otter posted:Semi-relative of mine (long story, southern Mormon) forbade her kids from reading the books because she was told at church that the spells in the book were real. I hadn’t even read them yet but had looked through and I was like, “dude that’s just fake Latin. It would be more real if it were pig Latin (or you know, if magic was real)”. Gown woman pushing 40 too damned stupid to function. I had a neighbor as a kid that got super mad I taught her daughter to play Magic: The Gathering because it was called Magic.
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 13:15 |
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sugar mouse posted:Are we doing maggot stories? "Some animal remains" turns out to be 6 or 7 30-gallon trash bags of animal guts. Somebody did some slaughtering and decided that taking them to an appropriate place was too much effort so they dumped them there. Except gently caress only knows how long they'd been there because they were literally full of maggots. If you listened you could hear them seething. This gross, wet, moving sound. Plus the bags were ready to fall apart. Even if I'd had room on my truck for all of them they would have split open trying to lift them up there. Had to call for someone to bring me our dead hauler, which is just a high-walled metal trailer with a winch inside in case you needed to pull a cow carcass or the like into it. Had to gingerly lug these bags of liquid hell weighing about 40lbs each and put them in the back. Hook up the hauler and head to a dump which wasn't far away, except they refused to take them because they were for a different jurisdiction, even after I offered to pay the fee. Nope, had to drive about 15 miles north to the county dump to get rid of them. Of course they split open back there and I got to watch people in cars behind me pulling off the road when the smell hit them. Made it to the dump and just opened the tailgate and drove off really fast so they all flew out and exploded. Even the guys who worked at the dump were like "well that's gross." Went back to the shelter and spent the next 20 minutes hosing maggot soup out. Looked like someone had dumped a few 100lb bags of rice on the ground. Then I went and ate lunch, because you get used to that sort of thing.
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Garrand posted:I had a neighbor as a kid that got super mad I taught her daughter to play Magic: The Gathering because it was called Magic. There was some fundie blogger who rented an apartment that had a Magic Chef stove, and she blacked out the M-word with a Sharpie.
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SubponticatePoster posted:Then I went and ate lunch, because you get used to that sort of thing. It's always funny when people get grossed out by these stories, while the people who work gross jobs (I'm most familiar with medical grossness, but grossness professions are manifold) will happily go have a snack when they're finished with one of these gross jobs--after thoroughly washing their hands, of course.
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Dick Burglar posted:It's always funny when people get grossed out by these stories, while the people who work gross jobs (I'm most familiar with medical grossness, but grossness professions are manifold) will happily go have a snack when they're finished with one of these gross jobs--after thoroughly washing their hands, of course.
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 20:10 |
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Let's all rewatch Dirty Jobs to celebrate!
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 22:18 |
WTF is this image? It looks so loving well done I have a hard time believing it's shopped. Also someone has definitely masturbated to this.
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Resting Lich Face posted:WTF is this image? It looks so loving well done I have a hard time believing it's shopped. Prosthetics, I'd assume.
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# ? Apr 26, 2020 01:56 |
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Resting Lich Face posted:WTF is this image? It looks so loving well done I have a hard time believing it's shopped. There are a lot of makeup and special effects artists who do these kinds of things for practice
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# ? Apr 26, 2020 02:03 |
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AUG: someone has definitely masturbated to this.
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# ? Apr 26, 2020 02:14 |
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SubponticatePoster posted:
I am getting this hilarious mental image of the truck peeling out dropping a payload of exploding maggot bombs behind it while the guys at the dump just stand there incredulously.
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# ? Apr 26, 2020 02:45 |
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Panfilo posted:I am getting this hilarious mental image of the truck peeling out dropping a payload of exploding maggot bombs behind it while the guys at the dump just stand there incredulously. At least one of them took off their hat and threw it on the ground while looking exasperated.
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# ? Apr 26, 2020 02:48 |
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Inceltown posted:At least one of them took off their hat and threw it on the ground while looking exasperated. He didn't stomp on it, though?
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Panfilo posted:I am getting this hilarious mental image of the truck peeling out dropping a payload of exploding maggot bombs behind it while the guys at the dump just stand there incredulously.
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