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xcheopis


I just learned that as an essential worker, with a badge and all, I don't have to stand in the long lines at grocery stores. Hooray!

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

xcheopis posted:

I just learned that as an essential worker, with a badge and all, I don't have to stand in the long lines at grocery stores. Hooray!

I'm one too, with a badge. pls esplain





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

xcheopis


prepuce repurposed posted:

I'm one too, with a badge. pls esplain

Show your badge to the people at the door! So far, Costco, Berkeley Bowl, and Trader Joe's have all said, yep, just us your badge.

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

xcheopis posted:

I just learned that as an essential worker, with a badge and all, I don't have to stand in the long lines at grocery stores. Hooray!

aaaaaaaa


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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

if you are a friend of the people please post hi-res closeup photos of your plague pass on wikipedia asap


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

xcheopis


Once inside is different, of course, but just avoiding the 45+ minutes of standing outside will spare me a shitload of nerve and arthritic pain. Seriously, I spend half my Saturdays recovering from shopping Friday evening.

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

s-tier skips the lines completely, a-tier can schedule a shopping appointment whenever, b and c get assigned shopping times, d get their neighborhoods seeded with expired mre's by the national guard and make deals with local warlords to access them


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

xcheopis posted:

Show your badge to the people at the door! So far, Costco, Berkeley Bowl, and Trader Joe's have all said, yep, just us your badge.

there are no lines where i live. and if there were i would feel bad for cutting in line. good to know nonetheless





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Goons Are Gifts

Sometimes while browsing byob I want to grab my screen and hug it intensively. It may disconnect some cables, but at least there is a hope that my online friends can feel a virtual hug transporting through the netherworld


xcheopis


prepuce repurposed posted:

there are no lines where i live. and if there were i would feel bad for cutting in line. good to know nonetheless

Not me! I'm exhausted and in pain and plan to do everything possible to mitigate that.

Manifisto


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Well, my wife just got sick and has all the symptoms of covid 19. We just got tested today and were have to wait a couple of days to get the results. The thing is we're both in high risk groups for our various health problems and it's scaring the hell out of me. It's also bullshit because I'm the only one who had even left the house in weeks and I feel fine. gently caress.

gently caress man, that's nerve wracking, here's hoping good health comes quickly.


ty nesamdoom!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Well, my wife just got sick and has all the symptoms of covid 19. We just got tested today and were have to wait a couple of days to get the results. The thing is we're both in high risk groups for our various health problems and it's scaring the hell out of me. It's also bullshit because I'm the only one who had even left the house in weeks and I feel fine. gently caress.

:glomp:


Goons Are Great posted:

Sometimes while browsing byob I want to grab my screen and hug it intensively. It may disconnect some cables, but at least there is a hope that my online friends can feel a virtual hug transporting through the netherworld

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Stoner Sloth

Goons Are Great posted:

Sometimes while browsing byob I want to grab my screen and hug it intensively. It may disconnect some cables, but at least there is a hope that my online friends can feel a virtual hug transporting through the netherworld







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


i decided the kind of stress relief i need right now is applying for another phd program at the local university in cannabis sciences

dr weed


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Kief Richards posted:

i decided the kind of stress relief i need right now is applying for another phd program at the local university in cannabis sciences

dr weed

While we were all hiding inside and trying not to die, Kief Richards studied the weed

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


you'll all be sorry when i am president of weed online and can unban weed from byob


Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Kief Richards posted:

you'll all be sorry when i am president of weed online and can unban weed from byob

Please issue an executive order unbanning weed from byob, and declaring the possession, sale, use, and posting of and about weed to be an essential activity.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Another neighbor is symptomatic and had been self quarantined already for almost 21 days of no contact, only through grocery delivery.

biosterous




Kief Richards posted:

i decided the kind of stress relief i need right now is applying for another phd program at the local university in cannabis sciences

dr weed

i'm acquainted with u of t's preeminent weed doctor

https://www.pharmtox.utoronto.ca/faculty-ruth-ross-phd

she's nice



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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he/him

Escape From Noise

Going back to work on the 7th apparently

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Kief Richards posted:

i decided the kind of stress relief i need right now is applying for another phd program at the local university in cannabis sciences

dr weed

Thank you for rising to the occasion to make the world a better place.

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Escape From Noise

Someone pointed me to a place that had masks and now I have some. Also she gave me a mask.

Escape From Noise

Also I learned about a Japanese meme recently about the mayor of Tokyo and her thing about social distancing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiEbp3JTV9o

It's getting like remixed and someone made a game out of it

Goons Are Gifts

It is the law now to carry a mask in public. I'm ok with this, but I hope no one gets hurt when deprived of my beautiful face :ohdear:


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
draw a scary smile on ur mask. practice clicking ur heels whilst airborne

this pandemic can be fun if u decide to make it fun





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

xcheopis


My coworkers decided to buy me a "we are so glad you are here to help!" gift.

Manifisto


xcheopis posted:

My coworkers decided to buy me a "we are so glad you are here to help!" gift.



that is awesome, enjoy, you deserve it!


ty nesamdoom!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


xcheopis posted:

My coworkers decided to buy me a "we are so glad you are here to help!" gift.



:kimchi: adorable cakes

xcheopis


I ate the red velvet and dreamfluff. Sugar high inbound!

FluffieDuckie

dreamfluff cake?? where has this thing been all my life?


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

xcheopis


FluffieDuckie posted:

dreamfluff cake?? where has this thing been all my life?

Oakland!
https://www.jamesandthegiantcupcake.com/menus/#march-flavors-copy-1

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


So, I don't feel at all sick yet, but there's a sound in the bottom of my lungs? I don't like the sound.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Brb gonna make my own ventilator out of an old fireplace bellows

FluffieDuckie

hows your wife john glenn?


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I'd like to nominate this song for this thread's music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loOWKm8GW6A


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

So, I don't feel at all sick yet, but there's a sound in the bottom of my lungs? I don't like the sound.

I don't like the sound of that at all. If your lips or fingers turn blue, if you get out of breath after minimal exertion- get thee to a hospital asap; if what I had in January was covid-19 (I was in Barcelona, Spain January 1st-12th, I'm pretty sure I got it...) I would feel like poo poo, then feel like I was past it, then feel WORSE than I felt; it ended with a crunchy feeling in the top of my lungs, so if you think your lung capacity is reduced or you got fluid in your lungs, take action or call 911.

Be safe, GSJG!

Goons Are Gifts

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

So, I don't feel at all sick yet, but there's a sound in the bottom of my lungs? I don't like the sound.

Is it something you hear or feel or did you listen to it via stethoscope? The latter can hear crazy stuff if you're not used to hearing it regularly because the lungs do some fancy magic to keep themselves clean and it takes quite some experience even for doctors to distinguish between what's cool and what needs checking out.

Also yes, hope your wife is doing fine and everything is smooth sailing and no positive tests and stuff :glomp:


xcheopis


GSJG, can you call an advice nurse?

Please stay well!

Manifisto


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

So, I don't feel at all sick yet, but there's a sound in the bottom of my lungs? I don't like the sound.

if you have a pulse oximeter or can get your hands on one, that seems to be a pretty reliable way to tell if your breathing capacity is diminished. I was reading an op-ed by a physician saying that, unusually with this disease, a lot of people don't realize they have pneumonia because they don't notice that they're having difficulty breathing. if you have a low reading (one thing I saw said if you're consistently 94% or below), talk with a doctor but it may be time to head to a hospital.

stay safe, buddy


ty nesamdoom!

Goons Are Gifts

Note that arterial oxygen saturation is a very individual value that can vary based on age, general health, how much sports you do and a lot more factors, such as how efficient your blood can carry oxygen around. A value of 100% is usually only typical for young adults and kids, both in good health, and you might feel entirely fine and well with values around 90%, too. So always consult a doctor if in doubt and never panic or be too concerned about a single number.


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Stoner Sloth

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

So, I don't feel at all sick yet, but there's a sound in the bottom of my lungs? I don't like the sound.

sending you and your wife positive and chill vibes, hope that you both are feeling well soon :glomp:







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