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Why do we even have an arena if they're just going to fly the whole time?
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Apr 26, 2020 02:47
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Why do we even have an arena if they're just going to fly the whole time?
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Apr 26, 2020 03:08
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Why do we even have an arena if they're just going to fly the whole time?
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Apr 26, 2020 03:59
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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I always leave right before the fatality to beat traffic
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Apr 26, 2020 04:03
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i just like to watch kids fight, is that so wrong
 
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Apr 26, 2020 05:03
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- LastGoodBoy
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i just like to watch kids fight, is that so wrong
I heard one of those kids say something about them actually being like 7,000 years old. Kids these days, am I right? Ha ha.
High on the hog, 90's style.
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Apr 26, 2020 06:48
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The fighters sure have been just standing there monologuing to each other for a while. They know the match started five minutes ago, right?
High on the hog, 90's style.
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Apr 26, 2020 11:48
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Being in the live audience is a really exciting and cool experience, but I miss being able to see their health bars.
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Apr 26, 2020 11:53
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after a big match, the ref comes back out and announces "after further review, it is determined that the victor was just spamming their attacks, and has NO SKILL. Kyle the Victor will now be known as Big Bitch Kyle with No-Skill and is Adopted. thank you"
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Being in the live audience is a really exciting and cool experience, but I miss being able to see their health bars.
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Apr 26, 2020 13:26
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I get that it's suspense and all that but it was kinda boring to just watch them charge up for an attack that never came.. At least they gave us free tickets to watch the thrilling conclusion (?) tomorrow
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Apr 26, 2020 15:17
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sure im kind of pissed they dont let me fight that giant purple alien or the tiger headed fucker but at least they gave me a job with bennies and paid time off hiding roast chickens in all the garbage cans and dumpsters
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joe rogan: the tai feng galactic disc technique is overrated what you really need is a wrestling base
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Apr 26, 2020 16:36
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nagging wife: *nags*
grumpy husband on couch w/ nachos: for the last time i'll wash the dishes AFTER the martial arts tournament that determines the fate of mankind
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Apr 26, 2020 21:39
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nagging wife: *nags*
grumpy husband on couch w/ nachos: for the last time i'll wash the dishes AFTER the martial arts tournament that determines the fate of mankind
do you know what it's like being the only guy at the bar who DIDN'T give goku his energy because he was too busy taking out the trash
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do you know what it's like being the only guy at the bar who DIDN'T give goku his energy because he was too busy taking out the trash
High on the hog, 90's style.
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May 1, 2020 06:17
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I know BYOB has really strict goldmine regulations but this one has to make the cut. I'm crying and I can't breathe
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May 1, 2020 06:18
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I know BYOB has really strict goldmine regulations but this one has to make the cut. I'm crying and I can't breathe
I made a thread not even half as good as this that made the front page. This should be the site's landing page.
High on the hog, 90's style.
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May 1, 2020 07:29
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It's a great thread.
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May 1, 2020 18:58
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"Sorry guys, it happened again."
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May 1, 2020 19:37
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hold on I gotta take a piss. oop... ah, sorry... excuse me... woop, excuse me—*falls off the stands into the endless celestial oblivion*
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May 1, 2020 19:42
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Who's in the ring right now fighting the short bald guy? Did they say his name was Mr Seitan? Is he like a tofu guy?
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May 1, 2020 20:04
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ATTN: To comply with social distancing, we will not allow spectators to attend any matches this year, and will be providing refunds for tickets in the coming weeks. Instead, we will be live-streaming the tournament on Twitch. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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May 1, 2020 22:06
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- LastGoodBoy
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Why don't that little bald kid have a nose? Anyone else seein' this poo poo? HEY REF! THAT KID AIN'T GOT NO NOSE!
High on the hog, 90's style.
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#mood
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monkey d luffy and dhalsim standing on opposite ends of texas, hurling fists into low orbit like some kind of jellyboned railgun-mortar
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monkey d luffy and dhalsim standing on opposite ends of texas, hurling fists into low orbit like some kind of jellyboned railgun-mortar
"This is ridiculous. We paid for these tickets and we can't even see the fight."
High on the hog, 90's style.
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May 2, 2020 06:13
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#mood
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me, leaning over to my child: see his mistake was flying off into the wall when he got hit. should of simply stood there motionless, smirking a little.
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May 2, 2020 06:16
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monkey d luffy and dhalsim standing on opposite ends of texas, hurling fists into low orbit like some kind of jellyboned railgun-mortar
"This is ridiculous. We paid for these tickets and we can't even see the fight."
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May 2, 2020 06:26
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me, leaning over to my child: see his mistake was flying off into the wall when he got hit. should of simply stood there motionless, smirking a little.
cmon ref that was his strongest attack call the match, there's NO WAY his opponent will be fine when that smoke cloud dissipates
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#mood
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the Intergalatic Murder Tournament has overruled the result of their last championship match after the judges realized that Blood Hawk pushed Jab instead of Hard Punch, thus spoiling their Special Move.
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Bringing my homemade sign saying "MASTER YOSHI IS LA PARKA" to the live taping of Monday Night Martial Arts at Madison Square Garden.
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- LastGoodBoy
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"Whadya mean 'no outside food or drink'? I see dat spiky hair kid fightin' the green guy and they eatin' beans n' poo poo!"
High on the hog, 90's style.
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