Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:

a REIT requires 100 investors. typically real estate investment companies get around this with dummy shareholders you pay $125/year to say they’re shareholders from a specialized REIT Funding company. with a polycule though, you can get around that with a really big polycule.

for a sufficiently sized polycule, and with REITs being able to deduct all interest expense under 163(j), and the single level of taxation (though conceivably you aren’t aiming to make a profit on your polycule REIT), a REIT is a very tax efficient way to structure a polycule.

Carthag Tuek posted:

In Denmark we have Holger Danske (Ogier le Danois) who is said to have been a knight under Charlemagne, and appears in The Song of Roland. He is said to sleep under Kronborg Castle (for so long that his beard has grown into the table) and will rise when Denmark is threatened. A resistance group was named after him during WW2.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogier_the_Dane
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holger_Danske_(resistance_group)

But yeah, the sleeping king/hero is very common:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_asleep_in_mountain

Angry Salami posted:

There's a few of them outside of Europe - in Peru, there's a legend that the head of the last Inca king was taken to safety after the Spanish executed him, and that he will return once he regrows his body. There's also the Shi'a Muslim belief that the last Imam is still alive but concealed from the world, and will return at the end of days to bring justice to the world.

CommunityEdition posted:

As an American, my people's legend is that when the country is in danger, our leader will hide inside a mountain while the rest of us burn.

Carthag Tuek posted:

eSports Chaebol posted:

for added content, I bought a precision scale for making goofy modernist cocktails (which works a lot better than I thought it would) and now I keep getting recommendations for crack pipes

Ponies Ist Krieg posted:

lesser known old testament plagues:
a plague of deer.
a plague of aol cds
a plague of plagues. too many plagues.
a plague of early christmas music.
a plague where everyone talks in scottish accents until the lord is less displeased.
a plague where theres a bike lane but people stubbornly drive in it anyway
a plague of rolling coal
a plague where instead of food turning into worms or ash or something,
the second you take a bite out of a sandwich it turns into mac and cheese with hotdogs chopped up in it
a plague where kramers fractally reproduce comically kramerring into every situation like woah
a plague of borat referances
a plague of plentiful blankets which seems nice because its winter but its so not nice because they are wooly and itchy and smell weird
a plague where the only snacks sold at theaters are pretzels. no not the good ones. the dry lovely snack chip pretzels.
a plague of remakes of 80's television shows
a plague where men who are sexual predators get discovered, which is good. the plague part is that it turns out its all men, even if they wern't before.

atomicgeek posted:

Bean talk has been on the wane, but I have bean wisdom to share. To wit, if you have dry beans, and you just don't loving know how to transform them into hot, tasty fiber, here's what you do:

Get a pound of dry beans, and pick through them. Get rid of beans with broken skins, beans that are shriveled, beans that cry out to you in strange voices, beans that only you can see and nobody else in the room, and beans that remind you of your dead lover. Cursed beans cook just fine but honestly it's not worth having cursed burritos on the other end. Also, the shriveled ones turn into loving rocks and sometimes you bite them and it's horrible.

Put the beans in a really big pot. Cover them with 2-3 inches of water, and bring it to a boil. Boil them for two minutes, turn off the heat, cover the pot, and walk off for two hours. Play a video game that only partly satisfies you. Stare outside. Pet your cat absently and mentally construct a dovecote or a poison garden outside your stale, tiny apartment. Shake off your reverie, write in your journal about what is to come, come back inside, and tend to your beans.

Bring the beans back up to a boil and partially cover them this time. Check every 15 minutes or so; taste your cooking beans, and once they're tender to a level that you like, turn off the heat and get ready for THE GREAT PACKING. Basically you want containers for your beans that contain an amount you'd use in a typical recipe (for most beans it's gonna be dividing your dry pound into 3-4 cooked portions) PLUS room for bean juice. Myself, I mostly cook black beans and divide them in 3. You want room in your storage to soak the beans in bean juice with a little room left over for freezing expansion, plus you're going to splash in some vinegar (it does not matter what kind)(In my case, I do a capful of rice vinegar, which I estimate to be roughly 1 tbsp). Goons will tell you bean juice is what farts are made of, but that's also where nutrition is stored. What's worse to you? Wasting away, pale and sad, or being strong and firm and farting like Hephaestus himself as he works his mighty volcanic forge? I know where I've thrown my lot in.

Anyway, shove those containers in your freezer, they'll take about a day to defrost when you need them, and you will. You'll need beans.

Kevin DuBrow posted:

Guess which brand of butter removed the American Indian from its packaging

there wolf posted:

So they took the Native American off but kept the land. Seems appropriate.

Inceltown posted:

Kevin DuBrow posted:

Guess which brand of butter removed the American Indian from its packaging

there wolf posted:

So they took the Native American off but kept the land. Seems appropriate.

iwentdoodie posted:

You motherfucker I was coming to post this. Whatever I still am since I went through the trouble of saving everything on mobile.

Joe Bogan posted:

Poor old Kim. Never ate a vegetable, then became one.

Moon Slayer posted:

Thanks for the cool reminder to unbookmark this and most other PYF threads until after November!

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

This isn't an airport. You don't need to announce departures.

Excelzior posted:

wait who's bleaching their apples?

goatsestretchgoals posted:

Aspiring porn stars with bad hearing.

Al-Saqr posted:

Yeah lol imagine being an adult and never having sex hahaha what a loving loser you should have that special something that makes you attractive to women but dont hahahah loser you're gonna die alone hahahaha

gently caress off. Some people dont get to have sex fall on their laps like others. Some people are just not good at social relationships and lack charisma or lack whatever it is that makes you sexworthy. some people are born into conservative countries with poor economic choices and societies that demand you have a ton of money and resources for marriage and demand you marry the girl in order to have sex with her. sorry if that doesnt make them part of the cool kids club you made up for yourself. Some people just eat poo poo and have poo poo lives.

My Lovely Horse posted:

Jeff Sexworthy would make a pretty good username.

Crane Fist posted:

GENTLEMEN!

ARE

YOU

SEXWORTHY??

Paladinus posted:

Virgins are new vegans.

Lobok posted:

They won't eat any meat, right.

Detective Thompson posted:

Jeff Fucksworthy flows better, IMO.

My Lovely Horse posted:

Jeff Sexworthy would make a pretty good username.

RandomFerret posted:

Schweinhund posted:

I don't know which one is which but I'm furious it was changed.

LloydDobler posted:

If you think of fast food as choosing between different levels of mediocrity, corruption, and unhealthiness, Burgerville is definitely one of the choices.

Laserjet 4P posted:

Cool and unusual punishment is forbidden by the Constitution.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Rust Martialis posted:

The judge cannot order you to be mocked by the Ultimate Hustler

Beach Bum posted:

[a story about being injured by a lawnmower]

TL;DR I don't have a loving clue how I made it out of my teens with most of my flesh still attached and functional. I have eventually learned not to gently caress with noisy poo poo with high inertia, and I'm not even seriously disfigured!

TotalLossBrain posted:

Beach Bum posted:

I'm not even seriously disfigured!

King of the Goons!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ha! Now that's some nerdy poo poo.

FilthyImp posted:

Solstice when he posted.
Solstice, his monitor dark.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

PIZZA.BAT posted:

how the gently caress is this 25 MB

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I just took a picture of my main monitor with my phone since I'm posting from a laptop

Uptime Sinclair posted:

so when are you going to turn it on lol

Spanish Manlove posted:

I didn;t know shoehorns were considered a weapon

Sagebrush posted:

King of the Goons!

Flavius Aetass posted:

my boss sent out an email saying that working from home is not a vacation and that if we don't have anything to do then we need to be training

yeah training these pokemon lmao

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime
i'll respond to your email when my ponyta shines

Woofer posted:

We are prisoners to meat because cattle exist.

Wingnut Ninja posted:

It's their fault for being so drat delicious.

Fister Roboto posted:

I really don't loving care about your constant scolding.

Chichevache posted:

ICanDishItOutButICantTakeIt.docx

Fister Roboto posted:

Go cry to a mod about it.

Chichevache posted:

If being a whiny little bitch were against the rules, neither of us would be posting here.

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