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Chairman Capone posted:Who did Tim Allen rat out, and in what context? when he was 25 he was busted for dealing 1.4 pounds of cocaine to an undercover cop. to avoid life in prison he revealed the identities of other drug dealers he had worked with to the police, and only served a few years in prison as a result.
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8one6 posted:Patrick Warburton is great! Bringing it all back around, Patrick Warburton had a recurring guest spot on Seinfeld as David Puddy, one of Elaine's boyfriends.
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Saw a guy on the street wearing Putty's 8-Ball jacket a few months ago. Not sure if it was in reference to the show or not...
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Daft Punk is scoring the new Dario Argento movie. I'm very happy that we are getting new Daft Punk for the first time in 7 years but when was the last time Argento made a good movie? feedmyleg posted:Saw a guy on the street wearing Putty's 8-Ball jacket a few months ago. Not sure if it was in reference to the show or not... Gotta support the team.
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Cacator posted:Daft Punk is scoring the new Dario Argento movie. I'm very happy that we are getting new Daft Punk for the first time in 7 years but when was the last time Argento made a good movie? I wanna say Phenomena. Still gonna watch it, although it's gonna be weird not having Goblin do the music.
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feedmyleg posted:Saw a guy on the street wearing Putty's 8-Ball jacket a few months ago. Not sure if it was in reference to the show or not... All signs point to yes.
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Sounds like the perennial Hellraiser reboot movie plans are dead because now HBO is having David Gordon Green turn the franchise into a TV series. There is precedence for a serialized Hellraiser as Barker shepherded a comic book back in the day. There were two types of stories, standalones where some poor schlub runs into the Lament Configuration or the "Harrowers" which were basically good guy Cenobites who were empowered by a goddess to fight against the bad Cenobites. Personally I thought the standalone stories were better because they let authors be weirder, like "Wordsworth" which was written by Neil Gaiman and has the box show up in the form of a crossword puzzle. While the Harrowers stuff (even when written by Barker) are too goofy.
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muscles like this! posted:Sounds like the perennial Hellraiser reboot movie plans are dead because now HBO is having David Gordon Green turn the franchise into a TV series. There is precedence for a serialized Hellraiser as Barker shepherded a comic book back in the day. There were two types of stories, standalones where some poor schlub runs into the Lament Configuration or the "Harrowers" which were basically good guy Cenobites who were empowered by a goddess to fight against the bad Cenobites. Is Danny McBride collaborating with him on it?
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I hope they adapt the Marshal Law crossover.
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muscles like this! posted:Sounds like the perennial Hellraiser reboot movie plans are dead because now HBO is having David Gordon Green turn the franchise into a TV series. There is precedence for a serialized Hellraiser as Barker shepherded a comic book back in the day. There were two types of stories, standalones where some poor schlub runs into the Lament Configuration or the "Harrowers" which were basically good guy Cenobites who were empowered by a goddess to fight against the bad Cenobites. Not having read any Hellraiser comics, I could see Harrowers maybe working in a "Cure just as bad as the disease" sort of way. Beings in opposition to the Cenobite's pure hedonism, swearing their lives to destroying them in the name of chastity and moral restraint. But like the Cenobites, they are purely dissociated from mortal reality and human needs and desires. So in their pursuit, they will destroy everything in the attempt to claim one cenobite. So a Pinhead and his fellow cenobites might relentlessly come after you, if a Harrower comes along you might be destroyed by a careless and completely apathetic being.
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ruddiger posted:I hope they adapt the Marshal Law crossover. For a brief moment I thought I had missed some spectacular episode of Martial Law.  
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Jose Oquendo posted:Is Danny McBride collaborating with him on it? McBride is going to be an EP on the show. There was an announcement a couple of weeks ago about another director being attached to a movie but Hellraiser is kind of like Highlander and the Crow where someone is always making a deal to do a new one and it somehow never materializes.
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SomeJazzyRat posted:Not having read any Hellraiser comics, I could see Harrowers maybe working in a "Cure just as bad as the disease" sort of way. Beings in opposition to the Cenobite's pure hedonism, swearing their lives to destroying them in the name of chastity and moral restraint. But like the Cenobites, they are purely dissociated from mortal reality and human needs and desires. So in their pursuit, they will destroy everything in the attempt to claim one cenobite. So a Pinhead and his fellow cenobites might relentlessly come after you, if a Harrower comes along you might be destroyed by a careless and completely apathetic being. The Harrowers were the name given to the team of humans who entered hell to defeat Pinhead after he had amassed all of Earth's magical knowledge, killed the other members of his order, and went to Satan's Cathedral in hell to steal the devil's armor. He finds Satan dead, steals his armor, the devil comes back to life, they fly around shooting bolts of energy at each other, then Satan pulls out all of Pinhead's nails. Satan then moves to NYC and eats nothing but pizza for the rest of his days. I am not making any of this up.
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That is some Sandman rear end ideas going on right there. Which would be fine if it were a Sandman comic. But I'm assuming the Hellraiser comics didn't take on Gaiman-esq sense of dark whimsy. I like my idea of killer all-but-in-name-Angels, just to continue Hellraiser's existential 'You are hosed and you brought it on yourself' theming
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SomeJazzyRat posted:That is some Sandman rear end ideas going on right there. Which would be fine if it were a Sandman comic. I assure you it is also whole rear end Barker.
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muscles like this! posted:McBride is going to be an EP on the show. There was an announcement a couple of weeks ago about another director being attached to a movie but Hellraiser is kind of like Highlander and the Crow where someone is always making a deal to do a new one and it somehow never materializes. Well I'm on bored. That club (I'm not sure what to call the Green/Hill/McBride gang) has put out some of best funniest, darkest poo poo on TV for the past decade.
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Cacator posted:Daft Punk is scoring the new Dario Argento movie. I'm very happy that we are getting new Daft Punk for the first time in 7 years but when was the last time Argento made a good movie? That is so rad. Oh lord, oh my, I'm very pleased. MonsieurChoc posted:I wanna say Phenomena. That was the last time he used Motorhead at least, to my knowledge. I do dig movies later than that myself, while not as magical as before, I take them as their own thing. A different vibe and scene, kind of like digging the B or C tier of Wes Craven movies. Goblin rules, got to see them one time. Also, by any measure, I think Opera (1987) is one of Dario's best. But I'm a fan of that crazy playing metal during the mayhem tone of horror movie. Which Phenomena was also into. Demons (as producer) also does that, just such a unique time and place stylistically. It appeals to me so much. And I dig a few of his 90s movies, and Mother of Tears is a fun B-movie. I liked Giallo (2009) too, so that's the most recent hit for me. It is nice to see a comeback. And either way, we'll get a sweet album out of it.
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I hope they manage to air that Hellraiser show soon because Barker isn't exactly in the best of health these past years.
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Doggles posted:For a brief moment I thought I had missed some spectacular episode of Martial Law. Sammo Hung: "I see Pinhead that you have discovered Chinese acupuncture"
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Cacator posted:Daft Punk is scoring the new Dario Argento movie. I'm very happy that we are getting new Daft Punk for the first time in 7 years but when was the last time Argento made a good movie? Sleepless is his last legit good movie. I liked The Stendhal Syndrome a lot too. Trauma was filmed in my hometown, so it's kind of neat to see those locations in a movie, and the cast is great, otherwise it's a huge, fun mess. Do You Like Hitchcock? and The Card Player are fine, not perfect but for Italian TV movies (I believe) they are pretty watchable. I guess the less said about Dracula 3D the better. Argento is one of my favorite directors, so I'm a bit biased. Whatever happened to his movie he filmed with Iggy Pop?
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So there's this guy who's an immigrant in 1920s America and he falls in a vat of pickles and wakes up 100 years later. Funniest poo poo I've ever seen. Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Apr 28, 2020 |
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I guess we now know what Seth Rogen might have looked like if he was in the Lighthouse.
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Oh man The Lighthouse and it's exactly the same except Seth Rogen and Adam Sandler.
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Sandler injecting his nuance into the fart jokes. I should really rewatch The Lighthouse. What a great movie that just got buried by a year (the last year?) of great movies.
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Sandler would absolutely kill the why'd you spill yer beans Tommy line.
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I'm really curious how many low budget one actor horror movies are going to come out of this. Plenty of people trapped inside with iphones and computers they can get editing software for
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:So there's this guy who's an immigrant in 1920s America and he falls in a vat of pickles and wakes up 100 years later. Funniest poo poo I've ever seen. God, he's going to do that awful old Jewish man voice the entire time isn't he.
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I feel like if you fell in a vat of pickles you'd just drown. I guess maybe it'll be a Swamp Thing situation and he'll be a bunch of pickles that think they're a man.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:God, he's going to do that awful old Jewish man voice the entire time isn't he. Jackie Mason is still alive. Should just cast him.
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This doesn't seem to bode well for movies https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1255090115225047041
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Tars Tarkas posted:This doesn't seem to bode well for movies It's just a tweet, no article? My first thought was what kind of competition does this new Trolls have? Never mind that theatrical releases in the Before Times had to compete with every activity one could do outside of the home but currently Trolls is one of the few new movies out that was supposed to be released theatrically but done so digitally. Its competition in terms of other new content is mostly the same kind of content that streaming services or cable or On Demand provided normally.
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Tars Tarkas posted:This doesn't seem to bode well for movies The first one made 346 million dollars BO worldwide, while the article says this made "almost" 100 million on VOD. The budget for this movie is reported being 90-100 million so it's barely breaking even. We can talk about theater cuts, but Apple/Google/Amazon also take their commission from digital sales I'd imagine.
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Directed by the B.tro from the post-apocalyptic dance dance revolution movie The FP.
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Desperate stay-at-home parents shelling out 15$ to shut up their kids for 90 minutes.
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https://twitter.com/consequence/status/1255263760291368967 This is one weird rear end year
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Rageaholic posted:https://twitter.com/consequence/status/1255263760291368967 Martin Scorsese laughs vindicatively.
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married but discreet posted:Desperate stay-at-home parents shelling out 15$ to shut up their kids for 90 minutes. Normally this kind of lower-end franchise would not do that well theatrically, but because so many kids are stuck at home, they will probably do this instead of watching Frozen 2 for the 80th time
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