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Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.
Gaze upon him in all his glory.



So I was just pluggin away at work one day, sometime in the last year, and I stumbled across video of this perfect creature in his natural habitat. Needless to say I was instantly overcome with curiosity. Where did he come from, where was he going, and did he simply say to his hairdresser "Now make my shorts match my drapes"? What kind of streetwise Hercules exudes such confidence, struts with such swagger?
A Barbarian of the trailer park crossing the downriver waists, fierce and unshaken, baring chest and thigh as if to say "I fear nothing for I hold the favor of Krom!"

So lets try and figure this walking enigma out, my mind immediately jumped to two pretty obvious conclusions...





Here's some dirty cut outs (still getting used to GIMP), I do have a short video clip for anyone who wants to make Gifs but someone will have to walk me through posting it here without using my YouTube.

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Basticle
Sep 12, 2011



oh my god

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Beergut of Gor

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I seek the Crystal of Meth

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
His legs are pretty white compared to his torso; he needed to work on that.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
If you press ABBACAB in the start menu you can play as a SEAPATROL guy

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

Did his pants exploded? What a king!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



:getin:

Galaxander
Aug 12, 2009

OP pretty much did this already, but let me just finish it up.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
the fabled American Highlander

the lowlander

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe

:laugh:

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

No man I wanna play Florida Man. Play Rib Kid his move set is almost the same but he throws ribs instead of empties.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Galaxander posted:

OP pretty much did this already, but let me just finish it up.

Take shoes off of Paul and it's perfect.

Like you got a 9, but you can make it a 10.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I like where the thread title is taking me. Gotta good mouthfeel to it.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
lmao

Pahilla the Hun
Jul 24, 2007

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



Charles posted:

His legs are pretty white compared to his torso; he needed to work on that.

that's why he cut his jorts, duh

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

Pahilla the Hun posted:

that's why he cut his jorts, duh

That's what I was saying :)

itry
Aug 23, 2019





:sickos:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

:five:

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Yall, that is Billy Wayne of House Allen, Same As His Daddy And His Daddy Before, the Wild and Free, King of the Gators, the Rebel Flags, and the Southern Men, Lord of Talla-god-drat-hassee, the Wildest Beast of the Everglades, Love Machine of the Shady Tree Estates Mobile Home Park, Mullet Tosser of the Flora Bama, Drinker of Cases and the Biggest Badass in all of Central Florida

Pretty Cool Name
Jan 8, 2010

wat

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

hahaha

Toughy
Nov 29, 2004

KAVODEL! KAVODEL!


Bravo

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Professor Shark posted:

I seek the Crystal of Meth

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
i was driving today and saw a dude like this who looked more like Bill Goldberg

I didn't get a picture

that's my story

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Alan Smithee posted:

i was driving today and saw a dude like this who looked more like Bill Goldberg

I didn't get a picture

that's my story

well as they say, 23 words are worth a thousand pictures

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I see this guy:

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Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Spinz posted:

I see this guy:



Oh definitely, he's what Peter Cetera would have become if he had never discovered the Glory of Love.

Alan Smithee posted:

i was driving today and saw a dude like this who looked more like Bill Goldberg

I didn't get a picture

that's my story

Might have been my uncle, was he 5 foot nothing?

Sgt. Politeness fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Apr 29, 2020

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012




lol

feller
Jul 5, 2006



This is incredible. It's probably my favorite photoshop I've seen on SA

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

I love this.

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

yikes! posted:

This is incredible. It's probably my favorite photoshop I've seen on SA


Aw thanks guys, I tried(not hard enough)

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDSZ_bzudv0

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

I'm really curious about what Chloe des Lysses' finishing move would be

Galaxander posted:

OP pretty much did this already, but let me just finish it up.


Scabby Road

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Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

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