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Cheat sheet!
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Apr 28, 2020 07:37
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Through the entirety of Raw, Vince McMahon, now in full-on 'gently caress it' mode, wandered around ringside and in the empty seats doing whatever he wanted. At times he was eating a sandwich and when one of the wrestlers got thrown out of the ring he would offer them a bit of his sandwich (non took the offer). Another incident involved him bringing out a laptop, and watching Orange Is The New Black at maximum volume. This is the reason why the audio is so messed up at times because the massive editing they had to do to avoid copyright. Near the end, you can see HHH asking Vince if he was okay and you could hear him scream "HEY PAUL YOU KNOW WHAT FOOTBALL IS?! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF FOOTBALL! I REMEMBER FOOTBALL! I WAS GOING TO BRING FOOTBALL BACK, BUT THEN I DIDN'T!" HHH Tried to suggest investing in esports, but the moment "esports" have out of his mouth, Vince let out a primal scream that lasted to the ending or Raw and some of La Femme Nikita.
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Apr 29, 2020 03:52
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Which of these events happened and which are made up: - Vince McMahon hired a Barack Obama impersonator so he could make him do a shuck and jive. - Vince booked himself in a match against God. - Vince paid a man money to put on a Vince McMahon mask and then make out with his daughter Stephanie. - Vince fined and punished a wrestler for touching him. - Vince had to have it explained to him that white people can be attracted to another ethnicity. - Vince did a regular segment on television where he'd pull his pants down and make employees kiss his rear end. - Vince wanted one of his wrestlers to have a blue dot superimposed over his face because he didn't like the way he looks. - Vince had to spend several weeks off television after suppressing a sneeze so hard it ruptured a blood vessel in his eye. - Vince thinks the Stone Cold Steve Austin character is based on him. - Vince tore both his quads coming to the ring but insisted on sticking around to cut a promo anyway. - Vince made one of his female employees make out with him in public. - Vince did a print interview where he explained he was no longer unfaithful to his wife so she had to be ready for him to gently caress her brains out when he came home from the road. - Vince once showed up at a film studio demanding a cut of the profits from a film with Dwayne Johnson in it because he's the one who made Dwayne Johnson famous in the first place.
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Apr 29, 2020 04:18
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THIS one is the trick question. my guess is ruptured blood vessel??? I think I can place the rest of the stories.
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Apr 29, 2020 04:26
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You are correct!
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Apr 29, 2020 04:39
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When the gently caress was the blue dot one?!
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Apr 29, 2020 04:46
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Waffleopolis posted:When the gently caress was the blue dot one?! He thought Christian was ugly and wanted to censor his face in real time
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Apr 29, 2020 04:47
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What's the movie studio one about? Also, Jerusalem's description left out the best part about his match with "God." It was a tag team match, and Vince won and got the pin.
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Apr 29, 2020 05:04
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Vince wanted & got royalties from Scorpion King i guess
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Apr 29, 2020 05:11
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Jerry Lawler was hitting on Alexia Bliss backstage. When confronted by a returning Josh Matthews about it Lawler said "Yes I'm hitting on hot 20 somethings. What do you want me to do, bang 70 year olds? Have you seen 70 year old women? They're loving gross. Now if the SJW in the room will excuse me I'm trying to get my dick drenched"
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Apr 29, 2020 05:13
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I believe he actually showed up to some other movie studio for some non-WWE associated film demanding money and they laughed and told him to gently caress off when they realized he was serious.
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Apr 29, 2020 05:13
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Which of these was NOT an Undertaker opponent at Wrestlemania? - an elderly boy - the world's oldest rookie - a drug addict - a billionaire - Gorgo - a literal murderer - a softball enthusiast - a hockey enthusiast - K-Mart Michael Myers - a bounty hunter - a crooked cop turned mercenary - a failson - somebody who was never potty trained - a guy with a bone to pick with "Daddy" R.A. Moore - The Man - The Invisible Man - The Swamp Man - The Man of 1000 Holds - The Man of 1001 Holds - a man with an admirable money:effort ratio - a man with an even more admirable money:effort ratio - a big dog - a giant - a train - somebody who gave an old lady a hand - a big Hollywood movie star - somebody who doesn't know Bono - a very tall man
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Apr 29, 2020 07:23
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a very tall man
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Apr 29, 2020 07:36
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Cavauro posted:a very tall man  Undertaker vs. A Very Tall Man at Wrestlemania 9.
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Apr 29, 2020 07:46
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that's not a man. that's gonzales the giant. look at all the inhuman hair placement
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Apr 29, 2020 07:47
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Jerusalem posted:- The Man of 1001 Holds We never had Taker/Jericho at Mania
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Apr 29, 2020 07:52
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Correct! But is that all of the lies?
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Apr 29, 2020 07:55
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jericho is the man of 1,004 holds. the whole list is a lie. none of them happened and many of them are impossible. I'm freaking out
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Apr 29, 2020 08:00
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At least 3 of them were armbars, Cavauro. I had no choice but to drop him to 1001.
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Apr 29, 2020 08:05
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Jerusalem posted:Which of these events happened and which are made up: - Vince did a print interview where he explained he was no longer unfaithful to his wife so she had to be ready for him to gently caress her brains out when he came home from the road. When was this? Jerusalem posted:Which of these was NOT an Undertaker opponent at Wrestlemania? Not sure how either Triple H Randy Orton. I'm sure I've made some errors!
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Apr 29, 2020 09:06
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I think Randy might be the one who wasn’t potty trained? He shat in someone’s bag
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Apr 29, 2020 09:10
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Also I want to say Spot Some Bullshit J-Ru Made Up is a very fun game 
a cyborg mug fucked around with this message at 09:16 on Apr 29, 2020 |
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Apr 29, 2020 09:13
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extradite THIS! posted:Also I want to say Spot Some Bullshit J-Ru Made Up is a very fun game It's so good!
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Apr 29, 2020 10:04
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I can't remember where the interview with Vince about loving Linda happened, but it definitely happened because I remember reading it when it came out and being extremely, extremely confused as to why he would volunteer information like this.extradite THIS! posted:I think Randy might be the one who wasn’t potty trained? He shat in someone’s bag Yes, Randy Orton is the non-potty trained opponent. Also a guy with a bone to pick with "Daddy" R.A. Moore was a real opponent who Undertaker definitely faced at Wrestlemania but wasn't Randy Orton, otherwise Wazzu is spot on. extradite THIS! posted:Also I want to say Spot Some Bullshit J-Ru Made Up is a very fun game Thanks, it's a lot of fun reminding myself of the utter batshit insanity that often happens in WWE.
Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Apr 29, 2020 |
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Apr 29, 2020 10:32
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I wish to try a similar one: who has John Cena beaten for a world title?* (I would have done with Ric Flair if literally anyone agreed on how to calculate his mythical 16 title wins) a bearded weirdo a crustean headed man a real American a real human being a real hero a witch a dishonorably discharged former soldier an egalitarian a lizard person a unicorn a sea monster a lister a mysterious king a presidential parody a big deal, fairly quickly a great one an agoraphobiac an agoraphiliac a redneck a drug addict a self-righteous, honest goat an NCAA champion *excluding the one title he won from vacant Half are real, half are fake
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Apr 29, 2020 13:27
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Undertaker didn't fight the mam of 1000 holds either, he never fought malenko
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Apr 29, 2020 13:36
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Wazzu posted:I wish to try a similar one: who has John Cena beaten for a world title?* (I would have done with Ric Flair if literally anyone agreed on how to calculate his mythical 16 title wins) idk if this is it but w/e Venomous fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Apr 29, 2020 |
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Apr 29, 2020 15:16
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Jerusalem posted:I believe he actually showed up to some other movie studio for some non-WWE associated film demanding money and they laughed and told him to gently caress off when they realized he was serious. What would even be the logic behind that? Did the movie have wrestling and as a result,Vince thought he deserved a cut?
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Apr 29, 2020 15:50
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Venomous posted:idk if this is it but w/e The presidential parody is clearly Jibble
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Apr 29, 2020 16:08
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TV Zombie posted:What would even be the logic behind that? Did the movie have wrestling and as a result,Vince thought he deserved a cut? I assume the logic is just flat out "you miss all the shots you don't take". Worse that happens is they tell him to gently caress off but hey, maybe they'll give him some cash.
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Apr 29, 2020 16:09
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Wrestling promoters think they own every part of their talents' career. Verne Gagne was lovely about this too. Tried to get Flair to sign off 10% of his earnings for a decade when he left Minnesota. Did it with the Iron Sheik (and probably a lot of other guys too). Flair gave him a small lump sum in gratitude for giving him his start. Sheik told him to go gently caress himself.
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Apr 29, 2020 16:11
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sticklefifer posted:-After this segment, it became quickly apparent that WWE is doubling down on its renaming of people to a singular name, as a tag team match took place between Bobby & Bobby vs Drew & Drew. One of the Drews is McIntyre and one is Gulak, and the Bobbys are Roode & Lashley. Nobody backstage seems to know why they didn't go with their last names instead. WWE took this one step further in a Legends celebration this week, celebrating the accolades of Hall of Famers such as Hulk, Randy, Ric, Roddy, and Curt. Attitude Era mainstays such as Steve and Mick were on hand, as well as wrestler turned top grossing Hollywood film actor The.
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Apr 29, 2020 19:09
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Venomous posted:idk if this is it but w/e Pretty close. I'll give full answers in a few hours if anyone else wants to try.
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Apr 29, 2020 23:30
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Rarity posted:The presidential parody is clearly Jibble oh, I thought ADR had a Mexican president gimmick at some point. My mistake, I've never paid attention to the fucker
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Apr 30, 2020 00:01
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TV Zombie posted:What would even be the logic behind that? I believe the logic was,"I'M VINCE MCMAHON, DAMMIT!"
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Apr 30, 2020 00:03
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Wazzu posted:I wish to try a similar one: who has John Cena beaten for a world title?* (I would have done with Ric Flair if literally anyone agreed on how to calculate his mythical 16 title wins) My design was as follows: a bearded weirdo -Could be applied to AJ, but designed to be a fakeout of Daniel Bryan, I'll give points for it a crustean headed man - Sheamus a real American - fake a real human being - fake a real hero - fake a witch - fake a dishonorably discharged former soldier - Randy Orton an egalitarian - fake a lizard person - fake a unicorn - fake a sea monster - Batista a lister - Miz a mysterious king - Rey Mysterio a presidential parody - JBL (he even had a Cabinet when John Cena beat him) a big deal, fairly quickly - Alberto Del Rio (his first profile online was this placeholder text) a great one - The Rock an agoraphobiac - fake an agoraphiliac - Edge (in reference to his live sex celebration shortly before he lost the title back to Cena) a redneck - AJ a drug addict - fake a self-righteous, honest goat - the GOAT Jericho, from his gimmick of being a suit wearing honest rear end in a top hat (second Daniel Bryan fakeout) an NCAA champion - fake Thank you very much for playing, Venomous and Rarity Gumball Gumption posted:I assume the logic is just flat out "you miss all the shots you don't take". Worse that happens is they tell him to gently caress off but hey, maybe they'll give him some cash. Plus it's probably an attempt to hamstring Rock's career- if you hire him, you have to deal with crazy Vince McMahon. No one can ever profit off anything he's done! He owns Dwayne Johnson, dammit! Wazzu fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Apr 30, 2020 |
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Apr 30, 2020 04:12
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Wazzu posted:a lizard person - fake gently caress, I forgot that Cena didn't win one of his titles from Vince McMahon or I would have gotten this one 
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Apr 30, 2020 04:37
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Jerusalem posted:gently caress, I forgot that Cena didn't win one of his titles from Vince McMahon or I would have gotten this one It's a surprisingly short list, he kept beating the same people. Should have included a plausible deniability white supremacist to fake out Triple H And it's fun to make fake results, so many unbelievable things. Please keep up the WWE results!
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Apr 30, 2020 04:44
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This kind of game is pretty fun, we need more of these.
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