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Achmed Jones posted:I just wanna let you all know how much I fuckin' hate Tom Paris. Yeah, but he's on the same ship as Harry Kim, Chuck O'Tay, and of course loving Neelix, so most people have exhausted their hate reserves by the time they get to Paris. Once in a while, though, he'll get a featured episode and I can get some seething buildup for him.
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Timby posted:Clonus (I think the full title is Parts: The Clonus Horror) is a no-budget sci-fi movie from the late '70s. It was pretty awful, and gained notoriety when it was on MST3K. Orci and Kurtzman lifted a lot of it loving wholesale for The Island, which they wrote for Michael Bay (it was a pretty forgettable movie starring, I think, Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson). The people who produced Clonus sued the poo poo out of Dreamworks, who finally settled out of court for what was reported to be a very handsome sum. Alex Kurtzman ripped off a movie that was used for MST3K? *looks up The Island on wik-e-pedia* and it bombed?? and he's still getting work????
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Alex Kurtzman ripped off a movie that was used for MST3K? Are you aware of the Klingon proverb that tells us that one rises to the level of their incompetence? And one can rise very high in spaaaaaaaaaaaace
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it's very fitting that a man who has never had a single original idea in his life would be the biggest influence on modern trek.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Data asking Dr. Crusher to teach him how to dance and they start skanking to the Bosstones. "Never had to recalibrate positronic inputs, but i know some one who has. It makes me wonder if I could. Never had to recalibrate positronic inputs. I am glad I have not yet. I am sure it is not good. That is the diagnosis that I have run."
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McSpanky posted:Are you aware of the Klingon proverb that tells us that one rises to the level of their incompetence? The petaQ principle, yes!
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ChiralCondensate posted:The petaQ principle, yes! 
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I'm remembering now how intolerable Neelix is in season one. he's just this ugly, jealous rear end in a top hat who constantly needles Kes about everything to the extent that they basically have an abusive controlling relationship. he constantly lies and even his "nice gestures" are selfish nonsense, like when he makes everyone a "taste of home" but changes the recipes because he thinks they're bland what the gently caress were the writers thinking with the "misogynistic lying freak dates a three year old girl and is jealous about anyone who interacts with her" as a major character, it's just so unnecessary
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Frog Act posted:I'm remembering now how intolerable Neelix is in season one. he's just this ugly, jealous rear end in a top hat who constantly needles Kes about everything to the extent that they basically have an abusive controlling relationship. he constantly lies and even his "nice gestures" are selfish nonsense, like when he makes everyone a "taste of home" but changes the recipes because he thinks they're bland it would kind of make sense and be less weird if he was around as young as kes was supposed to be, so they were the adolescent element of the show who are going through growing pains and figuring out emotions and what being an adult is. but ethan philipps was old as gently caress, so what the hell were they thinking he was a balding 40 year old playing a middle aged man, dating a 21 year old playing a 3 year old
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yeah I honestly think everything about Neelix, from his characterization, to casting, to writing, to makeup is as bad a decision as "a matter of honor". he's an aggressive grooming pedophile grifter. like, Paris might be a boring dick, Kim is clearly brain damaged, Chakotay never had a brain to damage, Tuvok is rigid jagoff, basically the only coherent character is Janeway (who owns the whole length of the show), but Neelix is just on another level of 
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lon suder is a hero of the federation
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And don’t forget Neelix lies about serving at war, then it turns out he ran away. He coaxes a few nice moments out of other members of the crew, like Tuvok talking about his family in that horrible “kes is teen pregnant!!” episode, which imo is better than what Tom Paris does. I wish they’d kept Seska on the crew to provide some real conflict/growth. vv absolute truth Prism Mirror Lens fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Apr 29, 2020 |
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GolfHole posted:lon suder is a hero of the federation and the best character on that entire drat show
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I’m a Keiko defender but lmao
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better star trek content than picard
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Pick posted:fun fact: the woman who played quark's Cardassian lady (Natima Lang) was Mary Crosby--daughter of Bing Crosby. There was no way the Obsidian Order was going to beat the info out of her.
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Blistex posted:There was no way the Obsidian Order was going to beat the info out of her. 
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Dr. Fishopolis posted:better star trek content than picard this is actually true
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Frog Act posted:I'm remembering now how intolerable Neelix is in season one. he's just this ugly, jealous rear end in a top hat who constantly needles Kes about everything to the extent that they basically have an abusive controlling relationship. he constantly lies and even his "nice gestures" are selfish nonsense, like when he makes everyone a "taste of home" but changes the recipes because he thinks they're bland Ok, but I was drunk when I re-watched the episode where some aliens stole his lungs and it was so dumb that I ugly laugh-cried for the entire episode. That pure moment of joy almost, almost excuses Neelix. He should've died then, but goddamn that moment was hilarious.
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"Computer, create a pair of holographic lungs that can save Neelix" *computer makes calculating sounds that you swear are the computing equivalent of 'ugghhh, do I have to?'*
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You forgot to specify what kind of lungs *Computer makes a pair of clown lungs*
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The General posted:I still laugh at "I have no idea how his lungs work, but I can get the computer to give him holographic lungs." Voyager's writing was hilariously bad...  I mean, they greenlit THAT
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You just have to say "make some dogshit clown lungs so this awful creature can continue suffering" and the computer figures it out, like when it created Moriarty.
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Oh my god, Bar Association has an incredible scene where Worf complains to Odo about security breaches on the station, and Odo just rips him a new one by bringing up all the times the Enterprise got humiliated. Hijacked by Ferengi privateers has to be a black mark on anybody's record.
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Also, here are some dumb gifs I found while looking up that one:     That last one is Jean-Luc covering up a boner
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the primary purpose of the tng uniforms is so that no one can cover up a boner
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Bogus Adventure posted:Voyager's writing was hilariously bad... If you are going to have the loving Rock on your program, presumably by network mandate, you write in his finishing move
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dudeness posted:You forgot to specify what kind of lungs <Neelix runs down corridor> "Honk Honk!"
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Arcsquad12 posted:Oh my god, Bar Association has an incredible scene where Worf complains to Odo about security breaches on the station, and Odo just rips him a new one by bringing up all the times the Enterprise got humiliated. Hijacked by Ferengi privateers has to be a black mark on anybody's record. I want an edit of that scene where Odo just plays the "Worf gets OWNED again and again" video and Worf like warps the Defiant into a sun
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John Wick of Dogs posted:If you are going to have the loving Rock on your program, presumably by network mandate, you write in his finishing move I understand including The Rock Bottom, but that entire episode looks like a side tangent belonging to Space Mutiny.
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Bogus Adventure posted:I understand including The Rock Bottom, but that entire episode looks like a side tangent belonging to Space Mutiny. But it also has Combs and Hertzler.
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