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Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true


This was great!

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/1255230505068515338?s=21

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/everydaylouie/status/1255008622565703681

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/Eugene30005/status/1254973147880792065

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/DenverZoo/status/1254433698658869249?s=20

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/ZuleBoyQ/status/1253339091841642499

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/a_nice_frog/status/1254964117963780098

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

That stare down at 53 seconds holy poo poo haha

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012




I love how flamingos are always like

<O
O>
<O

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs

So THAT'S where FYAD ended up.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Holy poo poo I'm high and flamingos are cool as hell haha goddamn I love them

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Hey it's the lesser-known Uncool Spot!

Sailor Jupiter, FL.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.
https://twitter.com/SidAndFinancy/status/1255139524654411777

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

what does HAM mean here? "hard as (a) motherfucker"?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Sulla Faex posted:

what does HAM mean here? "hard as (a) motherfucker"?

I always thought it referred to being as intense as a ham actor.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
It means hard as a motherfucker, but in this context means that the author dove deep.





https://twitter.com/authorabbyjim/status/1255152582089048069?s=21

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

I propped my phone on my knock-off roomba thing and live streamed it to twitter. Literally hundreds of viewers.

Then I watched it from my PC and actually found it really entertaining. Oh god.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
I am so tired of new hermits talking poo poo like they know what it's like to be alone all day and contemplate the flowers on the wall.

Everyone talks to their vacuum cleaner, house plants, cats, plates, the floor. It's normal. You don't notice it for like way too long.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Flint_Paper posted:

I propped my phone on my knock-off roomba thing and live streamed it to twitter. Literally hundreds of viewers.

Then I watched it from my PC and actually found it really entertaining. Oh god.

If the Roomba camera sweeps your monitor while you’re watching the stream, we achieve unity, and the universe as we know it ceases to exist.


fizzymercy posted:

I am so tired of new hermits talking poo poo like they know what it's like to be alone all day and contemplate the flowers on the wall.

Everyone talks to their vacuum cleaner, house plants, cats, plates, the floor. It's normal. You don't notice it for like way too long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s8nRL2bPCU
Playing solitaire ‘till dawn, with a deck of fifty-one.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
I've been playing with a deck of 51 my whole life. Everyone else should try it.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

fizzymercy posted:

I've been playing with a deck of 51 my whole life. Everyone else should try it.

Pros like me never need more than one hand.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Pros like me never need more than one hand.

Horny solitaire

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Captain Monkey posted:

It means hard as a motherfucker, but in this context means that the author dove deep.

Hard rear end motherfucker

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/timkmak/status/1255534146379829250

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/foxfeather/status/1255538950116184070

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/joeyalison/status/1255544177011511296

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth chap, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .32 S&W, the most powerful double action revolver in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, rapscallion?

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Cocaine Bear posted:

Hard rear end motherfucker

That didn't seem right to me, felt like a backronym, did a Google search and this guy seems to agree: https://fromtheholocron.com/blog/2018/08/28/going-ham/

But he also couldn't find out for sure where it did come from so who knows.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/LEBassett/status/1255510884706930693

Thread

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/kendrictonn/status/1255497294746615808?s=19

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Notorious "AI meme generator" ifunny.co

https://ifunny.co/picture/me-turns-off-fan-cause-it-s-getting-cold-everyone-izG7j5Ia6

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The AI meme generator is real good, though.

https://twitter.com/kthorjensen/status/1255238788311367683

https://twitter.com/dumpstercryptid/status/1254940190143123458

https://twitter.com/metaltxt/status/1255255447696744449

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/krystalball/status/1255547954498330630?s=19

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

lotta people getting really impressed with human-created memes being exactly reproduced by a lovely neural network that overfits to its training data

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


I am going to marry her.

RIP to everyone else.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

DontMockMySmock posted:

lotta people getting really impressed with human-created memes being exactly reproduced by a lovely neural network that overfits to its training data

Yeah they're not exactly randomly generated as you browse. I got that one when I first played with it yesterday.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


https://twitter.com/damnyouwillis/status/1255242785239810049

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

i like the AI memes

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I am struggling to process this.

https://twitter.com/jameskzeigler/status/1255551232770531331

EDIT: To balance things out here is something less terrible.

https://twitter.com/togenkyoo/status/1255499143147147265

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 22:53 on Apr 29, 2020

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/octopuscaveman/status/1255587125317169152?s=21

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