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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Despite the best efforts of Covid, events are still happening, currently speaking. God save us all.

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Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013








LET IT WASH OVER US


WE DESERVE IT

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
The only good thing I can say about May 2020 thus far is I won't be turning 40 until May 2021.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

BIG HEADLINE posted:

The only good thing I can say about May 2020 thus far is I won't be turning 40 until May 2021.

Same but March 2023.

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

bring on those aliens

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Meltdown May is cancelled, as Meltdown March never ended. But there is still powerful posting to be seen in the wild.

https://twitter.com/SamAdlerBell/status/1255898357119287298

In better news, OSHA & Dangerous Chemistry thread favorite Derek Lowe has shifted his focus to covering the Covid-19 pandemic. He's a PhD in Organic Chemistry who's spent the past few decades doing pharmaceutical research and development, and blogging about chemicals he never wants to work with. All his articles can be found here, and are an excellent source of info for the pharm side of the pandemic.

https://blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/

Covid-19 is all he's been posting about for the past month or 2, and they're all good. If you're looking for a laugh, scroll down and check out the "Things I Won't Work With" tag for good chemistry stories.

Brute Squad fucked around with this message at 07:46 on May 1, 2020

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Brute Squad posted:

Meltdown May is cancelled, as Meltdown March never ended. But there is still powerful posting to be seen in the wild.

https://twitter.com/SamAdlerBell/status/1255898357119287298

In better news, OSHA & Dangerous Chemistry thread favorite Derek Lowe has shifted his focus to covering the Covid-19 pandemic. He's a PhD in Organic Chemistry who's spent the past few decades doing pharmaceutical research and development, and blogging about chemicals he never wants to work with. All his articles can be found here, and are an excellent source of info for the pharm side of the pandemic.

https://blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/

Covid-19 is all he's been posting about for the past month or 2, and they're all good. If you're looking for a laugh, scroll down and check out the "Things I Won't Work With" tag for good chemistry stories.

That's at least 3.6 roentgen of posting right there

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


A+ thread title btw

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
Meltdown May 2020 is going to have enough psychic energy to levitate the Pentagon. Strap in friends.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

SquirrelyPSU posted:

A+ thread title btw

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
Don't know what's funnier, the idea of Karens in Europe or this poster settled with finality the question of whether Jews are white.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER


Ultra Carp
I don't approve of this thread title, I'm like a TA at best

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Here's the Biden statement on the Reade stuff - he's due to talk about it on Morning Joe if you hate yourself and need more existential dread in your life.

https://twitter.com/PhilipWegmann/status/1256186295774253059?s=19

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I don't approve of this thread title, I'm like a TA at best

Welp, sorry, everyone above you died of corona. As senior TA, you are now in charge of the political science department.

It's like Executive Orders but with more elbowpatches.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

facialimpediment posted:

Here's the Biden statement on the Reade stuff - he's due to talk about it on Morning Joe if you hate yourself and need more existential dread in your life.

https://twitter.com/PhilipWegmann/status/1256186295774253059?s=19

No matter what the facts are, this is going to end poorly.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I don't approve of this thread title, I'm like a TA at best

Nah, you're clearly Adjunct Hell material.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
And here's something that's much funnier - Jerome Corsi being a big, dumb idiot and exposing himself / a hydrocloroquine peddler on Fox to legal issues because he fat-fingered an email and sent poo poo to a Mueller prosecutor that let him go earlier.

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1256180849990684672?s=19

SUBJECT: HEY I MIGHT BE CRIMING HERE

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

facialimpediment posted:

And here's something that's much funnier - Jerome Corsi being a big, dumb idiot and exposing himself / a hydrocloroquine peddler on Fox to legal issues because he fat-fingered an email and sent poo poo to a Mueller prosecutor that let him go earlier.

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1256180849990684672?s=19

SUBJECT: HEY I MIGHT BE CRIMING HERE

Once again these clowns make Fredo look like Vito.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Xakura posted:

It's like Executive Orders but with more elbowpatches.

as someone in academia this is cracking me the gently caress up. :5:

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Video in which a Republican governor details routing a plane full of corona tests from South Korea to land at a different airport (within his state) so that the state's National Guard and State Police can safeguard the shipment from the federal government.

https://twitter.com/postlive/status/1255878355016134656


poo poo like this is bananas if you think about it for a minute.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1256104319419441152?s=19

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

The Lanyards must be voted out from below, every single one of them.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Happy March 62nd.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


That Works posted:

Video in which a Republican governor details routing a plane full of corona tests from South Korea to land at a different airport (within his state) so that the state's National Guard and State Police can safeguard the shipment from the federal government.

https://twitter.com/postlive/status/1255878355016134656


poo poo like this is bananas if you think about it for a minute.

Was talking to my friend about this and I'm struggling to remember the last time a state gov called up the NG to defy the Feds or however you want to put it. Wallace maybe?

Either way, there's hard evidence of your cold civil war right there.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Handsome Ralph posted:

Was talking to my friend about this and I'm struggling to remember the last time a state gov called up the NG to defy the Feds or however you want to put it. Wallace maybe?

Either way, there's hard evidence of your cold civil war right there.

Wallace is the only one that comes to mind for me right now too.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

I am a fan of he stories about the US leading the world in coronavirus recoveries as if our stupidity doesn’t have anything to do with that.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1256023059116568576?s=19

lol

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

That Works posted:

Wallace is the only one that comes to mind for me right now too.

Maybe Texas?
https://www.texastribune.org/2018/05/03/hysteria-over-jade-helm-exercise-texas-was-fueled-russians-former-cia-/

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I think this one tops turning all the frogs gay.

https://twitter.com/mooncult/status/1256074030697689088?s=19

Alex Jones is a progressive when it comes to rear end-eating.

brains
May 12, 2004

That Works posted:

Video in which a Republican governor details routing a plane full of corona tests from South Korea to land at a different airport (within his state) so that the state's National Guard and State Police can safeguard the shipment from the federal government.

https://twitter.com/postlive/status/1255878355016134656


poo poo like this is bananas if you think about it for a minute.

look at this actual implementation of the 2nd amendment, as the founders intended.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008


I'm really worried about a whole bunch of people, how they're going to take it in November when they find out they've got four more years of Trump ahead of them. They scraped together a kind of optimism in 2016 by counting down the days. That's not gonna come this time.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Force de Fappe posted:

I'm really worried about a whole bunch of people, how they're going to take it in November when they find out they've got four more years of Trump ahead of them. They scraped together a kind of optimism in 2016 by counting down the days. That's not gonna come this time.

Cheer up, there's a great chance Biden will win anyway because Trump is so terrible*



*solidifying the idea that dem politics is primarily about peeling off enough right wing old people and rich suburbanites to squeak over the line, as the seas continue to rise and the average person slips further down into misery

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/jkass99/status/1256244240281001984?s=21

I’m starting to think these people aren’t just hankering for a haircut!

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Covid macht frei

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/sarahspain/status/1256239021031899137?s=21

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine
When your capitalism meter rolls over to zero

https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1256239815256797184

mlmp08 posted:

https://twitter.com/jkass99/status/1256244240281001984?s=21

I’m starting to think these people aren’t just hankering for a haircut!

Nah, I'm sure they just think "Arbeit macht frei" translates to "Arby's makes fries" and they really want to dine-in on roast beef and horsey sauce!

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


mlmp08 posted:

https://twitter.com/jkass99/status/1256244240281001984?s=21

I’m starting to think these people aren’t just hankering for a haircut!

Oh wild my grandpa's factory had that as its motto

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Oooh horsey sauce sign me up.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

poo poo man, you missed the punch line!

https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/1256242062883729409?s=19

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM


I thought the CIA was barred from operating domestically?

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Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

pantslesswithwolves posted:

I thought the CIA was barred from operating domestically?

Have you ever heard of the DEEP STATE???

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