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graph posted:seriously that 30, 45m on the couch does wonders for the rest of my day ive done a few of those with my dog curled up next to me and its super refreshing. ill do a light lunch after and i feel pretty chill and productive
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wfh made me realize how much time i just spend tracking what everyone else in my team is doing. constant teams telcos to keep track of everyone I am not the manager of the team, or lead in any way (i know this because im not being paid enough to do this poo poo and my title) this especially becomes clear whenever we hold our 2-week sprints and i somehow became the one in charge: 1. We are not a software team 2. I am not a software developer 4. I do not have any project manager training 5. People have un-ironically begun to call me THE SCRUM MASTER - especially people outside my team who we deliver analysis to, and who have no idea what the gently caress it means besides "Guy who does this thing we need to get done" 6. We are not doing sprints 7. We are simply using jira as a checklist of poo poo we need to do and/or are doing somehow I'm the one in charge of all this poo poo, due to the fact that im the only one who sat down and spent 10 mins to figure out how jira works I learned that you should ask if anyone is getting blocked and if people believe they have enough to do until next sprint. i think I'm ready for the big leagues now
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May 1, 2020 11:38
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Arcteryx Anarchist posted:I want one of those stacked keyboard setups right now, but for the keyboards for my work and personal computers
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May 1, 2020 11:41
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:this. drink a pot of coffee, slam monster energy drinks around noon, pile on some ultra spicy thai food, pop adderall, go go go go go go go go This only unironically and Indian rather than Thai? 
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May 1, 2020 12:59
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i'm using quarantine to try to shake my 1 to 2 red bull per day habit
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May 1, 2020 13:05
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mystes posted:Why don't you just use barrier or synergy? work and personal equipment can’t mix well, except for monitors; they’re allowing personal ones for now
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May 1, 2020 13:22
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refleks posted:wfh made me realize how much time i just spend tracking what everyone else in my team is doing. constant teams telcos to keep track of everyone if you start asking them "what is the stupidest thing you are asked to do in order to work today" you'll start being able to streamline things real fast
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May 1, 2020 13:24
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tk posted:I do not plan on going back into the office until they threaten to fire me. my company is opening the office and encouraging, but not requiring, everyone to come in starting monday. they're saying everyone has to stay 6 feet away from each other and wear a mask when talking to another person. sounds like a complete shitshow. my plan is to have another job before they try to force me to come in
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May 1, 2020 13:29
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Cold on a Cob posted:i'm using quarantine to try to shake my 1 to 2 red bull per day habit I was drinking a coke with lunch every day when I started working from home and was wondering why I was doing foul smelling watery shits thrice a day.
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May 1, 2020 13:31
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Knuc U Kinte posted:I was drinking a coke with lunch every day when I started working from home and was wondering why I was doing foul smelling watery shits thrice a day.
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May 1, 2020 13:37
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Knuc U Kinte posted:I was drinking a coke with lunch every day when I started working from home and was wondering why I was doing foul smelling watery shits thrice a day. oh hey stymie; maybe you should try the yospos bodybuilder diet
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May 1, 2020 13:44
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My work was in the middle of moving to another office and it's looking like they're going to just go completely wfh for the foreseeable future. Never have to leave my house again woo
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May 1, 2020 14:09
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MononcQc posted:if you start asking them "what is the stupidest thing you are asked to do in order to work today" you'll start being able to streamline things real fast thankfully everyone are pretty good at telling people to go gently caress themselves, and if they feel uncomfortable doing so, I have no problem doing so on their behalf so they often send bullshit my way. sometimes its nice having 6 years seniority in the company, which is longer than anybody I come in to contact with on a daily basis.
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refleks posted:thankfully everyone are pretty good at telling people to go gently caress themselves, and if they feel uncomfortable doing so, I have no problem doing so on their behalf so they often send bullshit my way. watch out, we’ve got a badass over here
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May 1, 2020 15:54
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*slaving away at the same company for at least 6 years*: I’m glad I have 6 years seniority over most people. that means I’m important
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May 1, 2020 15:55
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i'm the most senior person in my house
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May 1, 2020 16:10
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President Beep posted:i'm the most senior person in my house same
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May 1, 2020 16:11
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fart simpson posted:same do people listen to you? no one listens to me. 
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President Beep posted:do people listen to you? no one listens to me. https://local.theonion.com/grandfather-disrespected-in-own-home-1819570891
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President Beep posted:do people listen to you? no one listens to me. then someone will listen to you 
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omg. that poor man. FMguru posted:buy an amazon alexa echo beep bah! i can't work those damned things.
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FMguru posted:buy an amazon alexa echo beep they'll always be listening to you
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Knuc U Kinte posted:*slaving away at the same company for at least 6 years*: I’m glad I have 6 years seniority over most people. that means I’m important yeah, job stability and respect at your place of work really sucks please someone get me a job at a faang and a worthless boss with and som deep OTM options.
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refleks posted:yeah, job stability and respect at your place of work really sucks personally i just can't get enough of changing jobs every year to deal with new and interesting ways software projects are hosed up and having to remember a new bunch of names and getting to establish myself in yet another office diplomacy circle that has who knows how many self appointed rockstars i also absolutely love to start up a new interviewing round 6 months after i land my previous job so i can invent bullshit excuses in order to go and do whiteboard exercises with a bunch of strangers, all the while slowly gearing myself up to start negotiating poo poo with my current boss finally last, but not least, the i value the chance to toss the gently caress away all the expertise and experience i have built learning to use my current company's technology stack, no matter how unique a position i might have at my current place in terms of the company's position in the industry and the level of expertise of my coworkers inject that poo poo straight in my veins
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i cant believe i have missed out on all those great experiences all these years. i shall get a linkedin premium account stat and start responding to every recruiter email i get
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Penisface posted:personally i just can't get enough of changing jobs every year to deal with new and interesting ways software projects are hosed up and having to remember a new bunch of names and getting to establish myself in yet another office diplomacy circle that has who knows how many self appointed rockstars Same, OP.
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May 1, 2020 17:07
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lol i'm at 5 years and still the junior to all but one person on my team, they all have like 20+ yrs on me
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May 1, 2020 17:10
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Gnossiennes posted:lol i'm at 5 years and still the junior to all but one person on my team, they all have like 20+ yrs on me you should have changed jobs 4 years and 9 months ago hate to tell you...
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May 1, 2020 17:11
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The pro move is to land another job and resign in between the period of signing the acceptance letter and actually starting your last job.
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May 1, 2020 17:20
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There are 43 working days until 1 July 2020 I wish everything wasn't closed so I had a reason to burn PTO to bring that number closer to 0
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May 1, 2020 17:26
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well its May Day so today this thread should be the coronavirus Don't WFH day crew
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May 1, 2020 17:27
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not a federal holiday in america lol
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May 1, 2020 17:32
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im celebrating may day by doing very little work and also ordering whole foods delivery.
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May 1, 2020 17:33
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Shaggar posted:im celebrating may day by doing very little work and also ordering whole foods delivery. you monster https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/n7j8zw/amazon-whole-foods-instacart-workers-organize-a-historic-mass-strike
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yeah luckily its like a handful of stores so it doesn't impact my delivery.
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a solid shaggaring.
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May 1, 2020 17:37
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from each according to his ability (to pick stuff off shelves and deliver it to me), to each according to his need (for me to not have to leave my house)
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Shaggar posted:yeah luckily its like a handful of stores so it doesn't impact my delivery. lmao
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refleks posted:please someone get me a job at a faang and a worthless boss with and som deep OTM options. lol faang doesn't give you options that could be OTM, they are RSUs, they just straight up give you the shares and you can sell them immediately
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